Things Americans can't do:
>cum into foreskin
>ogle qts on a bus/tram/metro
>drink and walk home
>Celebrate a particular holiday
>>60679064
>roundabouts
>>60679064
Lose a war
>>60679064
Be conquered
>>60679064
>find your penis
>>60679064
>Cum into foreskin
Check, uncircumcised american checking in
>ogle qts on a bus/tram/metro
Pretty sure you can do this anywhere
>drink and walk home
Sadly you can't do this here, unless you live in New Orleans, Louisiana or Butte, Montana
>>60679064
Old proper culture
>Cum into foreskin
Disgusting
Why is it so fucking long? Mine can't cover my penis when erect
>>60679273
Maybe has has a [spoiler]dicklet[/spoiler] or just has alot of foreskin, dont see why its gross. Kinda cute sometimes desu.
>>60679200
haha butte
>>60679273
Mine covers about half my head still when erect.
>>60679064
>cum into foreskin
That's like not wiping your ass after shitting.
Europeans act as if having poor hygiene is something to be proud of.
Drink unfiltered tap water.
>>60679064
lose.
>>60679331
Same
>>60679290
It's just weird how it can be that long.
mine is much shorter so it seems weirder to me
>>60679141
>>60679490
>"Leave the Americans to me"
I'm uncut
normally I have 0 smegma
cumming into my foreskin is what gives me smegma
I tried to count all the stars on my flag but I lost count so I don't know
>>60679331
>American
>not letting shlomo eat your foreskin as a child
Go a single day without getting bullied on /int/
>>60679682
Haters gonna hate senpai
>>60679368
>cum into foreskin
>hold it closed
>go to toilet
>release
>clean yourself with toilet paper
No mess
>>60680816
>>60680816
>Not taking a shower after masturbating
that's disgusting
>>60680894
>showering thrice a day
Just wash your hands, faggit.
>beat vietnam
>have sex with 17 years 11 months old girls
>drink as a young adult
>>60679064
>ogle qts on a bus/tram/metro
Wait why can't we do that?
>>60680992
>Masturbating three times a day
>Not cleaning your dick off after cumming
Want to know how I know you're a NEET?
>>60679064
>>60679064
Things Czeck's can't do
>not get easily invaded