>being non-nordic
maximum kek why don't you just end it?
Never fell for the Nordic meme myself desu.
Always thought you were just Germany's annoying, effeminate cousins.
>>60668267
>swedes are so feminine
t.bodybuilder/livinglife/fuckingnewwomeneachday
>>60668537
t. kömpesaatör
>>60668927
t. cuckwhodoesnotdaretotellhisparentsheisnotreallyamuslim
>>60669006
It probably wasn't as a big of a deal to tell your parents since they were converts.
>>60668212
>autistic
>atheist
no thanks
>>60668212
Women are over-hyped,the men are lanky,effeminate and they possess strangely androgynous faces.
>>60668212
That girl is obviously slav tho.
>>60669047
Probably isn't hard for you to come out for your parents either since you've never had a girlfriend
>>60669058
Isn't France also kind of atheistic?
>>60668212
Halo yes Is this where get nordic girl?
>>60669192
they worship the idols of the state
>>60669192
It is.
but I am Catholic
yes sweden woman many BIg hot haha inshallah my friends
>>60669218
Käsivarren erämaasta
>>60668212
That feel when i can go to the beach all year round and not 2 days during summer like swecux
>>60669130
I'm going to make you my girlfriend...
>>60669344
Try crossing the boarder first José
>>60668212
>being non-nordic
Why live anyway?
>>60669396
Be happy you can buy cheap alcohol.
>>60669108
looks pretty swedish to me but she has one of those non-faces, hard to discern
jeez this swede is getting manhandled left and right
>>60669396
french are superior anyways
>>60668212
She literally won life with her genetics, I bet she is rich and have 1 millions of followers on Instagram
>>60668212
>being nordic
>>60668212
bc I want to see how much you mix with arabs and niggers
also that beach is disgusting
I ain't Nordic still I can steal most of your women which are hot as shit.
>>60668212
t. ahmed
who /kike/ here?
>all these bootyblasted neets who start foaming at the mouth because of our superiority
>s-swedes are gay!!!
>arabs are taking over your country!!!!
I lmao at your lives
>>60668212
>mfw the photographer left the best part of the female body out of the pic.
>>60668212
nordic women -->god tier
nordic men--> faggot tier
southern men-->god tier
southern women--> meh-tier
>>60668212
>Being the worst nordic
Kill yourself Sven
The swedes are sissy little bitchbois
>>60671831
i'm not a woman or a homosexual so why should this concern me
>>60671501
Here, brother
I'm a member of the true master race
>>60671843
But still.. Being the worst nordic is pretty much better than every other place in the world
t. rich norwegian(those two words combined is pretty much a given) who travels alot
>>60671843
Faroe Islands > Iceland > Norway > Sweden (excluding Malmö, Stockholm, and Göteborg) > Finland > Denmark > Sweden (as a whole)
>>60671937
Left your home state yet?
>>60668212
>being a fucking barbarian
>>60672003
>leaving your home state
Only faggots and communists do this
>>60671831
I second this
>>60672043
What if your home state is Iowa?
>>60668212
Its great
>>60672111
I'm a nordic man and I'm pretty much god tier
>>60672143
Iowa is a meme, it doesn't actually exist
>>60672043
Story time
>Be me, 20 years old, backpacking the world
>Visiting the US, currently in Chicago
>Meets American at hostel, second time he has left his home state
> "OMG, you're from another country, that's soooo cool"
>MFW
>Ask why he hasn't at least visited Canada, seeing how he lives right at the border
>"My grandpa showed me Canada once"
>WAT.png
>"He drove me to the border and pointed to it"
>"there son, now you've seen Canada, a FOREIGN country"
>Trying to contain my keks
>Later the Americans girlfriend calls him and think it's cool that I'm from Switzerland, thanks me for my chocolate
I wish i was making this shit up
>>60672264
We're a simple people, easily amused.
I think only a third of us have passports anyway
>>60672226
I won't question it
but still sporting these latin genes is the most effective chick magnet from what I've seen.
>>60672390
ah, the age old pussy magnet that is being a greasy manlet
LMAO
>>60672390
>but still sporting these latin genes is the most effective chick magnet
Latins are objectively the most attractive men on Earth
>>60668212
>all great achievements have been from western and southern europeans
>>60672449
>when the present is so shit you start going to the past
lmaoing@you
>>60672500
That guy has nice teeth
>>60672420
You're wrong bro.
>>60672500
lmaoing@your future Brazil2.0 country
>>60672559
>big bundas
>carneval
>finally decent at football
I can deal with it
>>60672620
Did anyone say bunda?
>>60672620
>>60672749
Faggots
The lot of you
Is it possible for a woman to be a nordic-type blonde qt and, at the same time, have a nice, big bunda? Is there some kind of genetic incompatibility between the two traits?
>>60668212
>this is the superior Nordic man
Looks like he followed OPs advice.
>>60672390
>but still sporting these latin genes is the most effective chick magnet from what I've seen.
short manlet darky genes?
you may be right in the rest of europe but every norwegian girl i know laughs at latino "men"
Pic related: "look. is that really a man from your latino country? how do you tell them from the girls?"
>>60673018
is this real?
>>60673078
Yeah, it's from china though
>>60673018
what the fuck just happened?
>>60673018
That belongs in a rekt thread
>>60673018
What is it? I can't figure out what the machine thing is.
>>60673277
Paper machine
>>60673018
he lived right?
>>60673316
Yeah, he was in all the papers
>>60673129
he forgot his safety gloves
>>60673316
You can see his neck fucking snapped though.
>>60673405
Kek
>>60673175
I welcoмe iт.
>>60673277
looks like some kind of hi–speed roller.
I dont know that feel
>>60673125
thank god
I would rather live in Spain or France over a Nordic country.
>>60668212
What's the name of this cum slut?
>>60668212
I'd fill her Aryan womb with my Mongolian seed.
>>60668212
The most superior Nordic is Denmark desu
>>60672264
You Swiss are so neutral, btw my fav Swiss is yngwie malmsteen
>>60672264
>backpacking the world
How much did that cost?
>>60672951
Swedish women have pretty big butts. My ex gf was Swedish and she had a black-tier ass but wasn't fat at all. The average Swede has a bigger butt than a Canadian women, imo.
Op, I hurt every day knowing I'm not Nordic. Lived in Sweden but Norway & Finland > everything for me. I woild love in Sweden again but you guys are fucking tightasses. Don't get me wrong, you guys are all bros but I think the German stereotype of ordnung belongs to Sweden lol.
>>60677301
Dignity
Respect
>>60677339
Also, finns are fucking gorgeous to me. The other Nordic countries are all beautiful but they all look the same
>88 posts, at least half of which are about men and no pictures of Nordic beauties
/int/ confirmed for gayest board.
>>60669192
secular, because of glorious laïcité. The State doesn't endorse nor does it favor any religion.
>>60669240
R.I.P. Atatürk and secularism in Türkiye.
>being non Gallo-Italic masterrace
>tfw nordic but also not swedish
>>60682015
>tfw no dick
Fixed that for you
>>60668212
preach it my Nordic brother
>>60668212
this tbqh :DD
>>60668212
preach it my nordic brother
Meh, your countries are overrated. Sweden is the only one worthwhile.
>>60682214
>north somalia
>worthwhile
any nordics want to adopt me?
>>60682439
Sur, I name you my child
