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portlaoise edition
haven't wanked all day
>>60661385
raiding faggot
>>60661385
Air conditioning finally works
>>60661458
what are you waiting for
>30 degrees
I want to fucking kill myself
>>60661458
haven't fapped since Monday
>Denmark
:^)
>>60661492
my apartment doesn't even have AC. I want to die.
>>60661542
kind of overdid it for a bit and my cock got a bit chafed
>>60661550
>86 degrees
its fucking nothing
>>60661550
it's 36C here, and humid
>tfw you go to bed feeling like death but wake up in an alright mood
good feel
>muh heritage edition
>>60661550
Here i'll help you
What do you gus want to see at E3?
>>60661550
>tfw air conditioning
>>60661648
video games
>>60661648
HL3
I don't play video games anymore though
>>60661623
Hello is this my castle?
I was Irish once
>>60661648
I cant think of a single thing Im hyped for. Dont care about backstreet boys xv, dont care about lAst guardian, zelda wont be for another year...
really want to just pay a butcher rent and live in a walk in freezer
never should have moved to humid lands
>tfw you go to bed in a good mood but wake up feeling like death
terrible feel
>>60661705
south?
>>60661677
get out of my house
*sweeps you into the lake*
Any irish bulls here?
Need to satisfy my wife plz
>>60661677
how did you get this pic of my house?
>>60661648
i don't even know
>tfw you go to bed feeling good but in dreams get reminded of gooder mood from 20 years ago and wake up sad
>>60661684
hello neighbor :)
>>60661623
rude post
>>60661754
i dont do spics
>>60661764
fuck off squatter thats my house
shoo
>>60661648
>tfw no MGS3 remaster in the fox engine
>it's a fucking pachinko machine
gonna neck myself 2bh
>>60661744
Are indians autistic?
>>60661787
oh fug :DDDDD
gonna go get some popeyes in a minute want anything?
>>60661774
We're all gonna make it though...riiiiight?
>>60661648
BANNERLORD
>>60661774
I was in a good mood once. Wouldn't recommend it.
>>60661648
nothing i want this video games meme to end
>>60661790
im caaaaaaught in a machiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
COOOOOOOIIIIIIIIINNNNNN EEEEAAAAATTTTEEEERRRRR
>>60661839
some 'za and a jar of giardiniera if it's convenient
yuri
>>60661922
one 'go style 'za coming up
>made two dank historical memes for that american friendo
>he didnt even notice
>>60661987
just like mama used to make
>>60661983
das it
>>60662010
post them again i didnt see them lad sorry
i was busy shitposting elsewhere
>>60662009
have you seen Louder than Bombs?
can we all agree that california is the best state
>play overwatch with m8s and sit on a ts with mostly Americans
>some join and play with us
>always leave us after a few games
why can't Americans take the banter?
>>60662097
yes
>>60662060
fuck that bullshit lad
>le epic fucking sleyum powatry
its a load of bollocks
the winner of it came to my school and he was a literal communist
>>60662026
nothing like a goza after a long day of work
Is he right /cum/ ?
>>60662097
>can we all agree that Montana is the best state
yes
>>60662097
No
Delete your post
>>60662047
aaand this one
>tfw beaners literally stroll across the border and are allowed to become citizens
>I have to jump through hoops to ever get a green card
>http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/canada-tells-singing-sa-firefighters-to-go-home-20160611
Canada, WTF are you doing?
>>60662290
san francisco is full of your people
just go there
>>60662128
>sleyum powatry
gross
literally knew nothing about it besides the director
should've known it'd be shit with the titled being a Smiths song
>>60662128
summer nights are the best, get off the CTA, eat some za, watch the Sox while chugging some Old Style and Revolution brews, and go set off fireworks even though it's not even 4th of July
>>60662319
I thought most Irish were in New York and Boston
and it's not as simple as just going there la, I wouldn't stay as an illegal
>>60662318
wow that's incredibly rude
they have the music in their soul
>>60662318
The nigs wanted some special monies. We told them to get fucked. They'll get paid what they are actually owed eventually. Honestly surprised weedman didn't bend over backwards at the chance to make it some sort of racial stunt in some manner.
>>60662362
i got in for free at a club night there claiming i was irish
Nats
wanna get a "I'm not misbehaving, I have Autism" shirt and go on a devilish rampage
whatcha listening to, /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_phGtN72POE
>>60662416
they usually let irish in for free because they know they don't have any money anyways
>>60662550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FhEKAzSprE
help
>>60662612
>living in SD
there is no helping you
>he ignored them again
>>60662112
>>60662112
>>60662112
>>60662112
let's leave, fellow yanks, this is our real thread
>>60662619
>Not helping best D
wowee booley
>>60662612
I don't "do" Fahrenheit. Post Celsius like a normal human being.
>>60662550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbine-86kw8
>>60662661
kys
>>60662199
>>60662245
I liked them m8
>>60662550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQXp1ArjmrA
Why do my countrymen have so much autism
Over 90 degrees and air pollution orange alert. How is hell for everyone else?
>>60662712
It's 37C you boi
>>60662772
This is kinda cool desu
>>60662758
t-thanks
i can make more if you want
or n-not
>it's fucking raining
>like right now
>in texas
why didnt you save her?
>>60662783
kek
>>60662874
I have no idea who this anime girl is but she doesn't deserve to be sad
>>60662816
pls do
Have you ever been in a fight /cum/?
>>60662943
Yeah. I lost lel
>>60662970
>>60662988
What happened?
What's the easiest language to write simple GUIs in? Python?
>>60663002
visual basic
what is a skill/hobby I should take up this summer, /cum/?
So I'm at the capital pride parade in DC. I'm at dupont circle and there's a guy with a microphone preaching saying that homosexuals will all go to hell unless they praise Jesus . It's really triggering these gays and liberals.
I'm sweating like a pig though, it's hot as FUCK
>>60662931
any good ideas, the whiskey is kicking in and its hard to think of anything funny
>>60662998
I was drunk and mouthing off to this girl who insulted my friend and some guy came up from behind me and smashed my face into a stool. Does that count as a fight? I was bleeding everywhere.
>>60663082
knitting
>>60663002
Personally I'd say python but that's likely primarily due to it being the language I'm most familiar with. C, VB, and QBasic are fairly simple as well.
>>60662816
>>60663110
You'll think of something
>>60663116
why would he do that?
>>60663082
Hunting
>>60663091
>preaching saying that homosexuals will all go to hell
>it's hot as FUCK
utter pottery
>>60663116
Did you celebrate easter together later?
>>60663110
Something /cum/ related
>>60663082
learning a foreign language or to play an instrument
>>60663155
I was drunk as fuck, I think they were dating. He was this massive polish guy kek.
>>60663192
He celebrated a night in jail. I didn't snitch though, the people in the bar did.
>>60663249
Dumbass
Hahaha
>>60662177
this
Today sure is bloody hot if you ask me pals
Today I discovered I am the descendant of Kangz, africans watch out there's new royalty in dis hood
>>60663192
Leinster?
>>60663203
thinking about taking up Chinese. I already play drums, but have been noodling around on guitar so far this summer
>>60663164
too much work to get a license and I don't even think I live remotely close to anywhere where I can hunt
>>60663120
sounds more like a winter hobby desu
>>60662177
Montana isn't even real.
>>60663312
Right-O chap. Why don't you go for a dip.
>>60662177
>The bully state
>The best
lies
>>60663312
>if you ask me pals
No one did, asswipe.
>>60663263
I regret nothing, I got pity sex and a cool scar hahah
>>60663312
Why are you the only mexican to post in awhile?
WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING
>>60662651
fuck off potato
>>60663378
Wow, rude
>>60663314
yuo be sayin u wuz kangs n sheit?
>>60663394
how did that lead to pity sex
>>60663394
Good job
>>60663454
The girl I was with at the bar that night blamed herself for having to go home and letting me drink so much
>>60663435
not him
i usually just lurk these threads because sitting in the corner is my speciallity
I wanted to do this today but it is tooooooooooooooo hot :c
>>60663448
Ayo, did I stutter famm?
>>60663435
Im watching football with my pals
>>60662651
I'm checking those sick memes Latviabro
>>60663320
>Chinese
I say go for it. It would be a stimulating challenge for your working memory and would probably make you smarter, even if you were to never become proficient in it.
>>60663495
looks comfy
>>60662199
>>60662245
epic friend
>>60663522
Ye
Custer state park should be a national park desu
>>60663495
celebrate easter instead?
COCKS...
>>60663516
here's another historical
>>60663199
gonna try to think of a /cum/ one
>>60663441
kys cunt
eating some delicious chicago pizza lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Kz37l9L5E
>>60663607
It isn't Easter.
>>60663721
post
o
s
t
gf
f
>>60663644
hehe yeah COCKS
>>60663644
C O C K S
>>60663713
When is it easter in America?
>>60663721
nope , only the finest 'go 'za here fella
>>60663713
beautiful place btw
>>60663801
Sunday, April 16
Easter Sunday 2017
>>60663835
Yeah I like living here a lot :3
>>60663854
>latvia will never have awesome mountains
its the forest life for me
>>60663906
This is the only thing that would count as "Mountains" here and even then compared to the Rockies its silly
But forests are the best, without forests Mountain Ranges would be gay and rocky
>>60663963
NEED to stick my head down there
>>60663967
thats a fucking premium view
I really really dislike both hillary and warren
>>60664063
misogynistic 2bh
test
>>60664063
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
KIDDING
ME
??
>sausages were on sale at the butcher
>oh shit nigga they have hot italian ones
>get a package of 15 for around $5
>get home, look at backside nutritional info
>380kcal for 1(O N E) sausage
Well there goes my cut, or I will just eat a single sausage + some broccoli as a meal
>>60664013
Nah, Harney Peak is a premium view
>>60664081
Russia was rangebanned right?
>>60664155
Lmao
>>60664155
No you didn't lmao
>>60664180
>that mountain mini castle
hnnnnnnnng
r8 this little village in Latvia
HAHAHAHA
>>60663963
such suckable nips
>>60664261
project btw, half built already
wish we'd make more villages like these
>>60664152
you sound like a pussy
>>60664188
It was reversed/accidental
>>60664261
10/10, seems cozy in the suburban sort of way
>>60664291
Got damn
>>60664291
J U S T
U
S
T
>>60664330
>looking good = being a pussy
kek
>>60664461
>being a Winnipegger
>>60664461
That's what a pussy would say
>>60664505
wew
>>60664522
And that is exactly what a tubby would say
>>60664555
has she ever described what it feels like
>>60664629
giggled heartily
>>60664588
Just suck your own nipples to see how it feels dummy
>>60664659
i just always been curious. Like is it the same as getting their pussy rubbed but just concentrated in a different area
my body is too fucking hot for the love of god
>>60661648
nothing
i want to see the next red dead redemption though
>>60664629
WHO /UP/
real caucasian hours
>>60664629
lol
>>60661671
good luck with that, Valve have officially converted their company to judaism and we'll therefore never see HL3
>>60661648
DS3 dlc
>not excited for E3
>nothing good will go on sale on steam
>still havent put a dent in my backlog
Hey lads I'm moving to Santa Clara in September, what should I expect?
>>60664629
kek
>>60665005
idk
probably mexicans
>>60665005
everythings expensive as fuck, its pretty chilly at night, and theres gonna be alot of tech nerds around. Otherwise its pretty neat. Santa clara's in the part of the bay most nignogs and mexicans cant afford, and all the pajeets are in San jose
>e3 is legit favorite time of the year
>going to miss it for first time since 2010 because of classes
>>60665002
>tfw my animu/VN backlog is literally 45 series/VNs long
>tfw I'm too lazy to go through it, and haven't watched/played any animu/VN in literally months
>>60665073
>e3
why
>>60665105
wew lad
i wish i has a backlog i just finished reading watamote and dont know what to read
>>60665105
just do it bro, don't even think about it
one series at a time
>tfw planning to destroy Canada right now
>playing weebshit
>>60665192
rude tbqh
guuuuud morning /cum/-chan
>>60665192
can i help
>>60665225
its past noon
>>60665217
>>60665219
ai labu bijuaru nobaru!
Hello my friends, I have created a thread with what I believe is an enormous meme potential, over here >>60664609 I'd be very glad if you could participate in it.
>>60665229
what d-did you think about this one >>60663677
also any good historical stuff i could meme up, im dying from boredom here
>>60665225
its quater to 4
>>60665307
D-do this maybe?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Little_Bighorn
>>60665322
Hi, America. How's the elections going?
>>60665225
shut the fuck up
>>60665307
epic man
>>60665375
gay as usual
>commies cuck limeys out of a win
>>60665373
but you lads lost that
>>60665242
hi
>>60665264
>>60665310
>>60665425
*beats u up*
>>60665486
>mfw sheepshaggers beat the limeys and win da superb owl
>next 3 days
>euros, copa america, and E3
>pretending to give a fuck about povertykick
Unless you're a chicano I know you're just a bandwagon bitchboy
>>60665725
>yfw da burgers win da copa
>>60665695
dumb marie poppo poster
>>60665762
ive never cared about divegrass except for memes
>>60665777
i hope so
>>60665762
damn
that's really fucking rude, dude.
>>60665532
And?
It was a damn good fight
>>60665762
This
Anyone who unironically says they like divegrass is a homosexual cuck who wants so badly to be european they will shun their social peers in order to feel like they are
>reply to some faggot that was talking shit
>think you really blew him the fuck out as you hit "post"
>realize at the last second that you fucked something up grammatically or made some small mistake, making your point redundant and causing you to look like a huge assclown
>>60665820
*twitch*
>>60665978
haha i see a typo
>see some german and canadian poster saying they have diarrhea
>laugh at them
>half an hour later, i start getting diarrhea
wtf?!
I didn't mean it!
>>60666021
just kiddin !!
>yfw you learn that, in actual Classical Latin (as opposed to vulgar wog plebshit ecclesiastical Latin), "veni vidi vici" would have been pronounced like "weni widi wiki"
>tfw you cuck a mexican
>>60666309
>Implying Romans didn't all have british accents
XIII
Russians reportedly charging and attacking the English fans as the brits flee the stadium. KEK WHY ARE SLAVS SO SUBHUMAN
The brit thugs were being hooligans 3 days in a row as well though
>>60666409
funnily enough, "weni widi wiki" actually has an English ring to it, much more so than "veni vidi viči"
>>60666509
>everyone worried about ISIS
>ends up being russian and english footy ultra hooliganism causing the problems so far
>>60666509
>europeans
>being thugs
need 2 hug it out desu
>>60666509
Fuck the brits, glory to russia!
>>60666509
Seeing a lot of pics of bloody Russians though with Cyrillic tattos
>>60666509
>implying brits are human either
I woke up today wishin' I was someone else
Took my consciousness away to escape myself
>>60666957
fuck off cuck
>>60666984
Fuck off Quebec
>>60666939
t. pierre
>>60666509
The ultras for the Russians are notoriously dangerous. English hooligans are bad when alcohol is involved. The 2018 world cup in Russia has suddenly become a very dangerous event
>>60666957
suck more british cock
So, what are the chances we lose to Paraguay?
>>60667068
>Dogging your mates
Suck more American cock
>>60667097
baraguay are bretty decent AFAIK
but the American team is also quite good, without doubt one of the most underrated in the world
Povertyball is fucking garb
>Austria plays Hungary
>England plays Wales
>Poland plays Russia and Ukraine
Fucking love these meme match-ups
>>60667159
>garb
>>60667160
Sorry, meant Poland plays Germany
>>60667097
Decent. They can counterattack and they are defensively sound for the most part in this tournament. They have dumped Brazil 2 copas in a row. With that said this team is younger and not quite the same. They're still dangerous
>>60667160
>>Poland plays Russia and Ukraine
Oh boy>>60667202
what are some prime /cum/ meme phrases besides "who tf up" and such
needed for expert meme making
>>60667179
yeah you heard me faggot
>>60667159
I enjoy the national tourneys purely because muh nationalism .
>>60665064
I'm from Vancouver so I doubt the chilliness will be an issue. Good to know it's largely white though, I hear racial tension is a lot more of a thing south of the border.
>>60667233
Minnesota
>>60667233
I don't want to repeat them because I don't want them to surface again
>>60667233
Buy the orange properties
>>60667233
>>60667290
THIS
MINNESOTA
>>60667233
Tfw no kpop gf
Got a big enough joint Rick?
Good post
Ebun nice memeposting :DDD
Gas yourself
>>60667233
buffalo
>>60667233
Classic
>>60667393
babbi is a shit forced """meme"""
Music videos are the cringiest things ever
>>60661385
>"Port laoise"
It's sound so french Tbh with you lads
>>60667494
here's the best one ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
>You mean you only pretend to like football to fit in with Europeans, anon? Wow that's kind of sad...
>>60667586
It's called Soccer
>>60667586
Football is for gay peopel pretending to be alpha.
i tried guys
>>60667233
im a meme
>>60667651
true
>>60667577
kek
>>60667661
This is pretty funny actually
Just wait til we send our ultras to Russia in 2018
>>60667661
Perfect
>>60667577
Do people genuinely like Death grips or is it a meme. How do they have so many views?
>>60667705
Not hooligans just hipster nigger tier cunts
>>60667651
>>60667774
Do euros lurk our general?
>>60667719
>>60667702
fixed misspelling of "joint"
>>60667705
Please god no, I'm technically an "outlaw" and we're all hipster fucks who would never even try to fight anyone.
>>60667758
Death Grips is great, just keep listening and eventually it'll get stuck in your head and you'll realize you like it
>>60667831
thank you
this is a masterpiece
>>60667823
yes /cum/ is so popular and loved every1 wants to be one of us
>>60667823
Actually, yes. But they participle too, apparently.
>>60667835
I don't understand it
>>60667823
If they do they're lame for not participating
>/cum/ suddenly hates baby
what went wrong?
>>60667860
if there are anymore dank phrases, tell me ill add them
>>60667908
huh, neat
>>60667908
>participle
Participate* Sorry
>>60667835
>being an outlaw
literally embarassing the entirety of US soccer, bud
>>60667908
No, Latvia is special guest and greatest ally
>>60667932
baby is love
baby is life
protect baby
>>60667954
Yeah, I'm learning, and didn't know this word precisely.
>>60667705
What hooligans? US Soccer fans are probably some of the best behaved fans in the world.
>>60667977
>greatest ally
What? I thought it was Saudi Arabia?
>>60667968
it's kinda fun tbqhwy senpai. I know some stuff is a little cringey but it doesn't really matter once you're at a match with everyone
>>60667939
"Yeah, I'll have a coke. What kind? A sprite please."
"/lum/ not /cum/"
I'll think of more
>>60668017
It's fine, your English is very good.
>>60668083
We have many greatest allies, Latvia is one of them, France is eternal ally
Someone explain what Death grips is, I don't "get it".
>>60668146
noise rap with great instrumentals
>>60668017
No problem, your English is decent.
>>60668145
>"Yeah, I'll have a coke. What kind? A sprite please."
tad bit too long
>>60668146
The only ones who can explain death grips are death grips. And they do it with their music. Either you like it or you don't.
>>60668190
Oh okay. I thought I was missing something.
>>60668218
my favorite coke is sprite
>>60668145
>It's fine, your English is very good
Oh, tanks. I still cannot make a (good) conversation orally... But writing is more easy.
>>60668210
Oh, thank you bro
this one's full i reckon, don't want it to be too much of a cluster fuck, i'll make another one tomorrow, goodnight for now lads
Someone make new bread
>>60668360
Thanks man. Goodnight
A drug dealer got the wrong number or something lads
