Hello Australia, I'm thinking of moving into you. Will I get to meet Alf from Home and Away?
no he's going to die in the next episode
>>60649012
Stop being a sick cunt and just tell me.
If I move to England, do I get to fuck Sophie from Corrie?
>>60649532
You can have Gail Platt.
>>60649694
Oh, fuck that, I'll move to Switzerland instead.
If you guys vote to Remain, then I'm not even going to pop in for a cuppa.
>>60649740
What the fuck do you guys count as hot if not this?
>>60648965
I just called him, he said 'no I hate poms'
>>60650330
Tell him he's a cunt for me, cheers pal.
>>60648965
Sure everyone runs into Alf eventually, only a lucky few live to tell about it though.