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Pic related is a tourist spot in a city from Sumatra btw
>>60634847
how ominous
Going back to Burma this summer with some family, after that a tour of ASEAN. Please Xocai why I should go to Phillipines ?
>>60634947
go to church
>>60635054
Burma has ladyboys (best in the world) a and I'm not looking to fug, I already have a girlfriend .
>>60635101
You burmese too, noiiice .
>>60635180
>Boracay
I thought that place is filled with homosex.
>>60634847
>>60635180
Nah, I don't party much. Plus I'll just take a helicopter ride around the rainforest in burma. Burma is a great place if you have decent money.
>>60635347
>flip is a negrito and chinese
>>60634902
I've been there last year
>>60635180
left girl is cute
>>60635354
Burma/Myanmar forests are dangerous because of rebels, here in our country, the only dangerous part are muslim majority areas, but rest of the country is 100% safe, very cheap & people are very honest
>>60635347
>Kumasta
>>60635456
Nice meme, that's only the Chinese border. Media blows it way out of proportion. I'm more worried about to the demons in the forest rather than soldiers.
>>60635456
Have some dignity, cousin. Stop pimping your women to dirty foreigners.
test?
>>60635843
I'm joining the navy in a year. I hope I get stationed in the Philippines. Filipinas are my favorite.
>>60636393
what happen if you join the army or the air force? stationed in the middle east?
>>60636478
Then he has a high chance of getting PTSD instead of pinoy pussy
>>60635456
>but rest of the country is 100% safe
This is what retarded manilenos believe. Don't worry though, Duterte will make it happen
>>60635347
>kumasta
wtf
Guys
Guys, I'm moving to China again, but this new jobs is making me travel to Singapore, BKK, and possibly KL.
I know how to survive China, but how do I not fuck up in these places?
>>60636529
I know right, Davao is not safe
>>60636780
meant for>>60636711
>>60636760
do the same, they're chinese anyway
>>60636820
Oh my
>>60636478
The way it works is you have to be super smart or skilled to be in the air force because it's been downsized and there aren't as many pilots. The marines are full of a bunch of southern boys who are cannon fodder whenever a small war in the middle east breaks out. As for the army you don't really do much except drive tanks in the middle east. However in a major war(the last major war being the one in Vietnam) you're going to be dead or traumatized.
As for navy unless its a war against like Russia or China the most the navy will be fighting are Somalis on tiny rafts. The places that you get stationed are mostly in American port cities(like my hometown San Diego), Japan, Taiwan or the Philippines.
>>60636820
wkwkwkwk
>>60635347
>sounds ailen and retarded
fuck all the tonal languages
>>60637160
alien*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7P_ZLnh3b4
even the commenters picked korean as most nicest asian language i like southeast asia but i can't fuck deal with the tonal sounds
>>60636916
I guess sailing or stationed it's better than getting grill in the tank or be a cannon fodder.
>>60637241
nah, japanese is still the nicest sounding asian language
>tfw no gf
>>60637325
yeah exactly. The best part is you get collage payed for you if you serve four years. That really sucks to be in it for four years but thats probably the only way I can afford collage which would be great to go to.
>>60637241
1. Japan
2. Dzongkha (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAxFmFirZ8E)
3. Some dialects of wu
Koreans sounds to rough for me. Too many gu ga gi go sounds.
>>60637371
>nah, japanese is still the nicest sounding asian language
even the jap girl picked korean as most nicest sounding asian language and i also can't deal with chink language it's fucking horrible to listen too
>>60637401
Well good luck joining the navy man
>>60637417
t. 3rd world shithole chink malay weeb
![[CHINK INTENSIFIES].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gBrFZ0D.jpg "[CHINK INTENSIFIES].jpg")
>>60637485
Someone's mad that I didn't choose his language
CUMMMMIIIIING OOONN MY SKIIIINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>60637503
>Someone's mad that I didn't choose his language
just said truth honestly i don't even get why the chink-southeast asians are being weebs this is a shameful ignorance to your chink ancestors
>>60637440
maybe for some teenage japanese girls who like k-pop, but for most of normal people japanese is most beautiful sounding asian language
>>60637513
THIS FEEETIISH IT WIIIILL NOT HEAAAAALLLLL
>>60635347
>salamat siang
Wtf? It's SELAMAT siang you chinks.
indonexit asean nao.
>>60637445
In all honestly though, I'm not so sure I will. Four years is a long time.
>>60637485
>not realizing that Korean is just a bastard form of Chinese
>>60637562
I think Japanese sounds better spoken by dudes but chicks talking, Korean sounds really feminine and qt.
>>60637560
kek, objectively North Korean is better even with all their batshit crazy dictators. At the very least it's not as close as a bastardization of japanese and chinese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM3UAnCH5IE
>>60637570
>hates the Chinese and Japanese
>culture is a mish mash of both
What is Korea.
>open 4chin at office when alone in workplace
>want to go /g/
>accidentally click /gif/
>someone suddenly enter my room
>force_shut_down.gif
>>60637564
They misspelled "datang" too
>>60637607
a shit
>>60637622
>open 4chin at office
>>60637599
This can't be the actual translation jesus christ thats nuts
>>60637599
>chink-niggers have no dignity
by the way i heard chinese communist gov doesn't even care when the chinks were being slaughtered in indonesia but do you still want to be chink? sometimes i wonder how the chinks are so pathetic they are still sucking jap's small dicks and hates being called as 'chinese' especially hongkongnese and singaporean also taiwanese they hate being called their heritage kek
WTF WITH JAKARTANIAN
THEY ALWAYS BRING THEIR PROBLEMS TO OTHER CITIES
Yesterday i saw "Teman Ahok" stand at my city BANDUNG, YEAH IN BANDUNG AND IT'S 300KM AWAY FROM JAKARTA CUNT
IT'S FUCKIN BANDUNG NOT JAKARTA YOU PORCOSHIT MOTAFUKA, WE DON'T EVEN CARE WITH YOUR CITY PROBLEM.
>>60635456
>>60635054
Why are asian girls always craving white cock?
>>60637722
Too bad I'm not chink you silly gook.
You tears and double dubs are delicious though.
>>60634923
Hey man, don't you ever underestimate Grorious Minag Gadang House, It can transformed to be mothership and mecha if we want it.
>>60637752
>Malay
>Not chink
There's honestly nothing wrong at all about being a chink. Just accept it.
>>60637722
Not sure if he is really mad or just trolling
>>60637752
>Too bad I'm not chink you silly gook.You tears and double dubs are delicious though
>t. crying chink nigger
>>60637779
actually it's not about i am mad at ahok or luv ahok, It's about "dude, masturbate in your own room, not in my room.", get it?
they can support ahok as much as they want, but pls, for god sake, keep your city problems in your own fuckin city.
>>60637816
>Minag Gadang
You descendant over here are called Minang Kabau.
>>60637817
>>60637838
Bengong kome due ni
UUUUuuuuUUUuuuUUUu, now I've cursed you with a deadly malay spell. UUUuuuUUUUuu
>>60637838
>>60637752
>semi-chink fite each other
>>60637888
minang is the name of people
gadang is the name of their traditional house
>>60637916
Ahh, I see.
>>60637746
You should know that.
this is the voting rankings of Indonesia.
1. president
2. governor of Jakarta
POWER GAP
3. other governors
POWER GAP
4. Mayors and bupatis
100. Others
900000000000000000000001. legislative
90000000000000000000000001. Regional legislatives.
>visit kaskus
>got shitty kasul memes
>no dat boi
>out from kaskus
kaskusers out
>>60637967
not only that dude
jakartanian is always try to makeother problem that other people not make it a problem
ex
our mayor said he decide not to move to jakrta to be one of Jakarta governor candidate
we the bandung, is fine and not having problem with that whenever he want to move to Jakrta or not
BUT THE JAKRTANIAN RESPOND TO IT
"HOREEE HIDUP AHOK"
"KENAPA GITU KANG EMIL KITA BUTUH ORANG KAYAK KANG EMIL UNTUK BAWA PERUBAHAN"
"EMIL TAKUUT AHOOK CIHUUY"
"EMIL TOLONG PINDAH KE JAKRTA, KAMI BUTUH SOSOK PERUBAHAN!!"
>>60637599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeQDykW6BYU
>>60638293
That's kinda adorable.
>>60637371
>self-hating Indo
Javanese sounds nice too. Korean language sounds like Chinese added with Arabic tone.
actual filipinos here
how long can you leave stuff like pork stomach or pork shoulder out before it goes bad? I bought the meat at about 4:40 PM and got home at 5. I didn't notice that I left it out until about an hour ago, though. It was left in a cold room (~18-19C) so am I fucked?
>>60637916
>>60637931
Gadang mean big, Rumah Gadang literally mean Big House. If you meet minang people, please say Pantek lah gadang, it's mean "Big fortune for you".
>>60637599
He's that Malaysian proxy guy in Korea flag.
>>60638608
Doesn't seem like one.
>>60638606
>Pantek
I thought that meant pussy
hello
>"Help, I got bitten by a rabid snake and also box jellyfish, and it's DOUBLE POISON and also I'm in Cairns Australia"
Can you save me?
>>60638702
Ya fucked m8, at the very least you didn't get attacked by a drop bear.
Did somebody say box jellyfish?
>>60638661
Nah, they just fooled you. They really happy when a stranger say pantek to them.
>>60638667
Hallå
>>60638661
considering how our country is also filled with micropenis kpop fags id say its possible
>>60638293
had to stop watching at the minute where they breathe heavily
>>>/vg/145146020
AUSTRALIAN-MALAY-CHINESE vs EURO-USA
Gas the bule! Race war now!!
>>60638863
Hallå
allå
allåh
it's all make sense now
Lapar la
>>60638974
This. Together we are strong.
I need cute Indonesian girltoes in my mouth. Preferably by a cute Muslim wearing a Hijab.
>>60639027
4 jam lagi
>>60639083
Biasa hari kerja rilek jer, ni duduk rumah x buat pape mula la rase lapar
>>60639120
Aku biasa makan malam saje, so hari biasa pun mcm puasa jugak.
>>60639083
Hey malaytoes are ok too
Can you arrange a date with your sister my habibi
>>60639163
Hans can you give me your younger sister's number
>>60639120
Layan movie/sitcom la dulu. Ni pun tengah nak perabis Seinfeld.
>>60638974
>chuan can't fight chinese team because hes Malaysian
Malaysian = Chinese meme are real!
South East Asian women are so hot.
>>60639163
no thanx we dont speak arabic
>>60639186
I'm the youngest sibling
>>60639120
layan game bruuh
>>60639295
Amenakoy you filthy chinkrat
How hard can it be to find some cute Muslim aseantoes to suck
>>60639313
No habla ching chong either m89
>>60639300
That's not deep enough. I need you to look inside your ancestry.
gan
>>60639575
I didn't know what that meant so I Googled it, does this mean I've batal puasa?
>>60639774
Mung ni gok berat nanang mende gitu nok tanye aku gok
terkentut gan
>>60639575
>>60639774
>>60639852
>>60639868
hello ashraf ;)
>>60635456
Fap Fap Fap
>>60638974
They talk about fucking south china economic
>>60640043
me on the right
cytu be/r/moviecum
>>60637980
leh uga :ngakak
>>60637980
oh shit
>>60640148
i dont understand the appeal of watches like this
it just looks tacky tbqh
>>60640514
What kind of watch do you prefer? I have the good ol Casio
>>60640911
pretty effay 2bh
>>60640911
Pic related was a gift from my grandfather but desu I'd prefer the Casio in your pic
I searched everywhere for it but the stores who sell Casio here only have the newer ones and not the f-91w
What is your favorite state in your country and why?
>>60637748
they think they rich and mature than asian men.
>>60641172
I have an old MDV with the Swordfish logo
so you like OG because they beat the chinese and you don't like the chinese?
>ASUtralia
>>60641548
>>60641548
>you don't like the chinese
imblyign
pls respond
>>60641929
thanks friend
Manila majors hype anyone? No? Okay
>>60641607
>indnonesia
Magnificent Malaya
Damn son, tomorrow is Sunday, meaning all the SEA qts are going to be out and about. Can't wait
>>60642492
wkwkwkwkwkwkw
What is Hari Raya like in Indonesia?
Found my missing clothes and underwear with stains on...
Disgusting.
>>60643194
>Found my missing clothes and underwear
where???
>>60643178
same as yours I think, >we go to relatives houses and eat ketupat and sheet
>>60643383
Is your mercun game strong?
>>60643409
not as strong as tahun baru
>>60643409
Hows it like Hari Raya in Malaysia?
>>60643194
Yo Brunei, i heard that your king is rich and alpha af, right?
>2016
>being a muslim
>>60641423
Sabah
because it's ours
>>60643608
>>60643530
We give out ang pau and say gong xi fa cai
>>60643194
does it reek like shitstain? kwkwkw
>>60643560
Brunei prince
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7sdLiRasPs
>>60643608
this man speaks a lot of hatred towards muslims desu
I can understand given the situation and history in Myanmar, but then he talks about religions co-existing peacefully would be better.
I feel like a Buddhist above all other religions would be the one to begin that transition and not speak badly of others etc
Are there many Buddhists in SEA outside of Myanmar? e.g. Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines
What's the most useful language to learn in SEA aside from english? I'm thinking about backpacking after I save up for a year or so.
>>60643773
>>60643836
Most Chinese are Buddhist - mixed up with folk religion. I don't think the Chinese in particular are religious, it's more like a custom to them. Primarily praying for wealth, to avoid bad luck etc.
>>60642492
>tfw your cats baju raya is expensive than yours
>tfw you had to wear last years ;_;
>>60643731
sauce? looks nice
>>60643978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv1ZuFvEtno
>>60643916
I feel like Chinese social influenced Buddhism is completely different to actual Buddhism though
Much like how American celebrities transitioned to Islam in the 70/80s
>>60643608
>1008x2
>having religion at all
why most ugly asian women married white people..why dont you us give a beautiful one
Saw this on Twitter
Hnnnnnnnngh
>>60644111
literally who?
>>60644243
Siapa yang semangat tu pakai songkok pergi bazar
>>60644220
post selfie then
>implying you're not ugly
>>60643608
>they say buddhist are peaceful
>>60643827
He looks like a Hong Kong actor.
hey ausfalian, don't act like a nigger, just because you got cucked there is no reason to pay it forward
>>60644243
>Wh*te people
>>60644220
do you know how rare a truly beautiful asian girl is
>>60637241
>believing koreaboos is not bias
>>60644522
weebs like japanese, koreaboos like korean. no one likes tonal languages
test
>>60644299
if you know brad pitt..thats how i look
anjrit sekarang kalo pake indosat kok nggak bisa ngepos di 4chan yak
udah pake proxy tetep nggak bisa bypass
>>60643608
>muslims are like african carps, they breed quickly have violent behavior and eat its own kind and other fishes
LEL
>>60644708
dns broh jgn proxy, proxy soalnya diban sama 4chinnya
>>60644757
delet this
>>60643916
>>60643930
>>60643978
>>60644076
>>60644290
>>60644381
Questions for malay-anon
1. How much living cost in Penang?
2. What languages should I speak? Chinese, Indonesian, or Malaysian?
3. Do Malaysian peoples racist toward Indonesia in real life?
4. When I move there, it's better that I told them I'm Indonesian-Chinese or Indonesian-Malay?
5. How hard/easy to get study visa in Malaysia?
6. Is sharia law really strict there (especially in Penang) ?
Please no meme answers, Thanks.
>>60644834
udah pake vroh
gue biasanya pake dnscrypt lancar jaya
tapi dari tadi siang tiba-tiba eror melulu kalo mau ngepos
kalo buka 4chan sih nggak masalah
>>60644111
>I feel like Chinese social influenced Buddhism is completely different to actual Buddhism though
true because buddhism in most SEA countries are well-infused with chinese beliefs and culture (i.e. burning of paper, lighting up incense, sinnic buddhist temples etc.) but like christianity, buddhism has evolved as a religion through periods of time as well and that should be given since buddhism was found even way before abrahamic religions existed.
>>60644757
>my gfs dad attacked me with a chair the first time i met him
What he mean by this?
>>60644757
indon women think bule have a lot of money
they marry bule to make their life better
as simple as that
>>60643731
Yes, we need to stand together against the gays.
Anjir, gue belom sempet buka :')
>>60644936
It's been said that the closest to original Buddhism can be found in the Theraveda.
>>60644889
saya set dns manual ga pake crypt lancar2 ajah, atau coba delet cookienya 4chan baru post biasanya sih gara2 itu.
lah tp situ ko bisa ngepost ini kalo diblok :v
gg Con Man
>>60644220
They are reserved for the chinks.
My imoutos will be married to rich ones some day.
>>60645330
Everyone hated it like Infinite Warfare. Since I hate EA, I'm just gonna torrent Battlefield 1. Check out a crazy liberal from my kikebook feed
Pengen tinggal di pegunungan Sumatra.
test
>>60645257
pake semarpret sekarang ganz
Apa lancau
>>60644880
1. Normal
2. Malay, English. For Chinese, Hokkien is preferable than Mandarin
3. Dress good so people won't mistake you for migrant worker
4. Be yourself
5. Very easy
6. Negligible
>>60645725
>4. Be yourself
>>60644880
Penang has some good streets my friend malam-malam vroom vroom. Very active and fun here.
>>60644880
Penang is full of chink and indian
>tfw just came back to ToyCon 2016 with a ton of stuff
Feels good man, can't wait for my F/GO Saber
>>60644517
>tfw average girl in my hometown is 7/10
>>60646001
>ASEAN
>average girl "7/10"
You're only proving their point desu
>>60645948
That's the good part. Everyone is racist towards each other here lmao
>>60646001
lies
prove it
>>60646041
>hang out with indian
>talk bad about chinese
>hang out with chinese
>talk bad about indian
>chinese hang out with indian
>talk bad about malay
Such is life in Malaysia
selamat pagi
>>60646116
Perfect
>>60646039
>implying there are country who have average above 7/10
Yeah, no Blake. Average bule country is 5/10, nordick countries is 6.5/10. Arab 4/10. Latina 6/10. Nigger 3/10.
>>60646075
>implying I want to share it with you
Suck my dick first, faggot.
How's it going my /asean/ brothers and sisters
>>60646133
^_^
>>60645960
toycon? isn't that the event from robinson's ermita a few days ago?
>>60646315
Pagi <3
>>60646342
SMX
Hello /asean/
How's your wife's son treating you?
>>60646481
Could be better, but I think he needs more time
>>60645725
How much is normal?
>Be yourself
well like they say "when in rome do as the romans do", so "when in Malaysia do as the chinese do".
Thanks for your answers
>>60645916
Nice, but it's safe right?
>>60645948
Peoples always mistaken me as a chink, I can use this as my advantage
>>60645769
How much living cost in Australia? Will you let me live in your home when I move there?
Muntik na
Nasanay ako sa 'king pag-iisa
Kaya nang iwanan ang
Bakas ng kahapon ko
Tuloy pa rin ang awit ng buhay ko
Nagbago man ang hugis ng puso mo
Handa na 'kong hamunin ang aking mundo
'Pagkat tuloy pa rin
>>60646869
Good evening
How's your wife's son treating you?
>>60647236
in the Phils, is it white guys that cuck you pinoy males?
>>60647424
/ASEAN/ WE GOT COMPANY
Prepare the boats.
>>60647236
not much, he still doesn't know i fuck his mother
>>60647424
FFFFUCKKKKKK
>>60647424
we love you china
>>60647424
Calm down Chink. How did you get out of that great firewall?
>>60646133
salamat pagi
>>60637241
I personally like Japan. Putting the verb at the end makes a lot of things more interesting. Also their syllabary is pleasing to my ears.
Korea is meh. Hangul is amazing in its own right but doesn't sound as good.
Indonesian is good because how fucking simple it is. I'd argue Indonesian is basically English with all the shit rules stripped out. But in exchange it doesn't sound good and hard to take seriously. This is extremely easy to see with media translated into Indonesian.
>>60647424
Wan An, Wang Xian Sheng.
How's your wife's son treating you?
>>60647424
What's wrong with your flag, Malaysia?
>>60646730
fucking pussy
Tarawih lads
>le wife's sun meme
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT SHITPOSTER
>pignoy
>not dirty
pick one
Why Indonesia? why?
who /hangover/ here?
>>60648180
>le orangutanesia
>>60648180
The source for that news is a satirical website anon
>>60648180
>can only find the most sketchy online sources reporting on this
>>60648140
remove those visayan squatters and those places will be singapore tier
who /waitingfordissapointment/ here in /asean/?
>>60648180
that's fake as cake like how cake has always been a lie
>>60648338
Correction:
>tagalog squatters
>>60638974
>AUSTRALIAN-MALAY-CHINESE vs EURO-USA
Guess I will in EURO-USA team, noway I with the chinks
Again with the bisayan butthurt tirade?
>>60648343
I'd fill in most of those, didn't realize how shitty E3 can be these days.
>>60648369
Tagalogs are brown skinned animals 2bh, they need to be eliminated via deathsquads
>>60648420
I got more E3 bingo cards.
I can post them all if you want.
>>60648417
Racism among pignoys are fun to watch
>>60648456
Needs "We're still using the old ass engine that we had from fallout 3"
>>60648417
Hiligaynon slum fag is in rage mode because moods deleted his slut pics earlier.
Mind you these are the same pics when he was marcos cock sucking.
Ugh get ready for more rage
>>60648140
>Manila City
yep. that's around reina regente st. in Binondo, but the houses has already been removed.
>Pasig City
it's in manila, particularly in Tayuman st. between LTO office and J. Abad Santos St., i know because i live in Tayuman. there's not much trash as how it was back then
>Tondo
yep, it's around chiang kai shek high school in padre algue. the area's very dirty though but i would say there's no more sagging electrical wires and i am sure there has been numerous efforts to remove the skwaters around the area.
>Makati city
i don't know where this is, but judging from the landscape, it looks like it was taken around Guadalupe, and the last time i've checked, there's just little trashes scattered around the river. clearly there had been efforts to clean the river but it smells so stinky, you could actually smell the stench when you're riding MRT from guadalupe to boni
tl;dr, pictures are already outdated and the government has made effort to clean the pasig river. still a long way to go to totally clean up the pasig river but at least it doesn't look like a public toilet anymore
>>60648576
Stop samefagging you tagalog squatter trash
>>60648550
>implying Bugthesda Games Studios would admit that
>implying everyone who's familiar with Bethesda doesn't know that the Creation Engine is basically an upgraded version of Gamebryo (which they've used since fucking OBLIVION mind you)
There's no point on doing that, m8.
>>60648659
What are you? DPHW?
Do Indonesia really hate us?
