ASEAN THREAD
"RED LIGHT DISTRICT EDITION"
PERTAMAX
>>60650520
eh putang ina MAYOR PA RIN ANG MAUUNA
>>60650520
got more of those non tranny whores?
>>60650520
DAPAT MEYOR MAUNA DIYAN PUTANG INA
>>60650663
See >>60650668
![IMG_3872.MOVb.mp4_snapshot_00.01_[2016.06.11_21.06.53] - Copy.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4PG1Tue.jpg "IMG_3872.MOVb.mp4_snapshot_00.01_[2016.06.11_21.06.53] - Copy.jpg")
I can't tell if that a nipple or tumor
>>60650668
killingpepe
>>60650737
The captions are funny though
>>60650737
What a big head
>>60650820
You're a BULE malaysia
>now showing on bigtime flip television: the turh of the 20th century's flipfag-amerikek war
>>60650909
WAT?
WHATEVER TOMORROW BRINGS ID BE THERE
Bump for my Triskelion brother Joel Villanueva
What secret chan you guys hang out with together.
>>60651112
Maloloschan.com
What do you think about having babies?
>open facebook
>10 notifications
>1 page like and 8 of my photos in new album got a like from my aunt
Please tell me what these Islands are like
>>60651240
I'm on my 20's its too early. When I'm 30 I'll marry a 20+ chick
>>60651252
?
https://www.strawpoll.me/10455836
https://www.strawpoll.me/10455836
https://www.strawpoll.me/10455836
https://www.strawpoll.me/10455836
https://www.strawpoll.me/10455836
>>60651312
Manila = slum capital
Cebu = chinks run all businesses
Davao = 4th Reich
JOKEo
get it?
>>60651389
All of them are slum capitals desu with Davao being the murder one too
>>60651252
>post in 4chan
>get (You)s
>just some idiot giving free replies
>>60651389
sooo Cebu is the best place for visit?
>>60651312
Davao is positioned right in the ass of the country
>>60651473
No not really
>>60651473
If you dont like slums with high crime rate then yes. If you want to get robbed, raped & murdered, go to Manila
A S E A N I N T E G R A T IO N
>>60651498
I'm sorry for your father who got arrested for doing shabu
>>60651038
>t. illiterate about colonial history
Go to a date with /asean/. Who is paying?
>>60651662
Or we make aussie pay
I with I could be with you forever. But no, you're gone now.
Your taste were so delicious when we kiss back then. But it's shame you're gone.
You're gone for good.
You're gone in my stomach, filling my empty stomach.
Good bye, rice.
>>60651473
Hi, I'm idiot that giving you free reply
>>60651611
Cebu is up there too with murder rate
Some fag cebu politician just pointed it out with mareng winne program
>>60651766
FUCK! did I miss watching Heneral Luna?
hello id like to buy 1 woman
>>60651498
Lol it kind of does
>>60651855
to the shed you go.
>>60651922
i dont have a gf but i would like 1 of your wimminz pls
>>60651952
here is christie, very nice woman. she is raised as a "maria clara" and a catholic.
she is loyal and will always take care of you.
>>60651952
How much can you spend for these tagalog prosties?
Moods pls notice this illegal thread and delete
>>60652054
hm are u sure this is a woman
>>60652054
>she
>>60652068
Fuck off
>>60651473
Yes especially if you want quality whores desu that don't scam you
>>60652078
yes, pls don't be discriminatory. you might hurt her feelings.
>>60652078
yes she is. Malaysia approved. go ahead swede brah
>>60652068
I reported you, you porn posting faggot
>>60652143
Jerk off?
furry>anime
>>60652166
>>60652187
ok thanks
>>60652225
Yiff in hell, furfag
>>>/out/
Watch Heneral Luna guys, it's some REAL nationalist stuff
>>60652269
What a scam
There's no true nationalsim here just regionalism
>Her finding humor in everything was humorless, and a sign of a complete lack of empathy.
/cgl/ said something true and objective for once.
>>60652391
Aguinaldo is that you?
What tags do /asean/ use in nyaa for their daily JAV download?
>>60652489
Muscle Bara
>>60651662
More accurate :3
>>60652489
I'm pure, so I don't watch porn.
>>60651729
How many kids do you want?
>>60652893
I-I don't know~
>>60652577
why did they make Hanzo look so european? fucking racist blizzard appropriating shits
>>60653056
How about two?
>>60653128
Hanzo was supposed to be a Gaijin ninjutsu
>>60653128
that's his finnish legendary skin
>>60653145
Umm...
Maybe??
>>60653128
Because hanzo is very sexual
>>60653303
They'll look like that but more brownish
>>60652577
that clothing is revealing
pretty gay desu
>>60653504
Are you excited for the new Danganronmpa?
>>60653576
Yes.
Still worried that NISA is probably gonna go full jew again with the pricing of the game just like how they were when they first localized 1 and 2 for Vita.
>30 bucks for the first game on Vita
No thanks NISA.
>>60653850
But you can always pirate which is what I would do with the upcoming Deus Ex and Battlefield 1(because EA is sort of Jew)
>>60653902
Nah.
I only pirate every once in a while.
But if i don't control my pirating tendencies, my backlog would get so big it would literally never end.
I want off My backlog's Suffering Ride.
>>60654037
Just don't mass download :3
>>60654073
>be me
>tfw you want them all
>>60654073
It would still take forever to wait, ya know!
I've still got a fuck ton of games on my backlog like Amnesia: the Dark Descent.
And i just remembered that i haven't finished Deus Ex (the original) yet.
It.
Never.
Ends.
;_;
>>60654323
It never ends just like me fucking you
>>60654269
Pirate them all!!
>>60655024
How do you like anal?
>>60655333
Y-Yes~
>>60655437
Have you ever put anything in your butt before?
>>60652893
I want to adopt but noooooooo. Since I'm the only male left in the family tree my entire family kept insisting that I gotta have to deal through taking care of a shitty newborn.
But I want to have twins.
>>60655496
It's just evolution kiddo. If you don't make babies, your entire bloodline will perish
>My imoutos getting older and their chances of finding a rich chink husbands is getting slimmer.
>>60655689
Funny enough it's my jap bloodline that's dying and my filipino mom that's forcing me.
But my dad dosent complain. Cause he's dead.
>>60656037
Will you preserve your Nippon blood, or let it disappear forever?
>>60656161
I frankly don't give a shit. I can always adopt a nippon child but they're ugly as hell.
m-malaychan
>>60656222
Well, adopt cutie brown Flip twin girls
>>60656448
I'd like to have trophy kids so finding non-ugly kids might be in my priority and those are hard to find in orphanages.
My GF is filipino/korean so IDK how my kids will look like.
>>60655490
N-Never.
If you were thinking about me putting a dildo up my butt, then no. I don't.
>>60656561
>flip/korean gf
>tfw no mixed asian gf
I like Chink-Malay the most. If I can't have it, I'll be Muslim and make it myself
>>60656602
You'll soon given what you want me to do to you
>>60656605
Can confirm mixed asian is the best. You have the cute korean looks with a filipino personality. She's not the bitchy type too.
>>60656709
No wayy, I see quite a number of Chinese girls here that look bitchy. Even some coreans.
>>60656806
speaking of anal, do you have chinese blood in you :3
the gf is filipina and her entire family are voting for brexit
REALLY enjoy Filipino attitudes and culture desu, apart from the fact we can't share a room
>>60656926
I meant the personality. But you're right pure chinese and korean looks like they're in a bad mood most of the time.
>>60656966
>we can't share a room
Why?
Also, where did this gimmick about white men going for Asians because they settle for less come from? My gf's mother literally wants a tall, good looking, blue eyed, wealthy white guy with a good degree to have children with her daughter.
>>60657064
No idea, absolutely none. We are both 19 but we've been together for over a year. I should clarify I mean we can't sleep together in the same room but that goes for going on holiday by ourselves, her sleeping over at my house etc, I don't understand where it comes from.
>>60656966
You made the right choice. Pls vote brexit too :3
>>60657064
Personality-wise I can't be too sure since I hardly met any mixed asian girl before ;__;
Perhaps one day I'll find her
>>60656926
Probably~
>>60657137
Sex tourists and betas.
>>60657230
Yes yes yes :3
Mixed asians are the best
>>60657198
I've been the one convincing my gf to also vote Brexit
>>60657250
ah, fair point. I live in London and I will admit the majority of white guys I see with Asian girls are complete nu-males
>>60657182
Are you asian?
My friend dosen't really like the scent of her swiss boyfriend(which is also my college roomate) especially after a jog.
>>60657198
It's a hit or miss, it really depends on where she grew up.
>>60657353
I'm white, my girlfriend is Filipina, but with a few other things like Japanese, Chinese etc. I think her parents don't want us to do things like that until we get married, apparently it's her way of making sure I marry her daughter.
>>60657288
~<3
I'm going to bed now.
Good Night, onii-chan~
:3
>>60657531
Oh yeah.. Those parents.
It's in the culture. But the liberal-ly parents are getting more common. And thank god I don't have to deal with one rignt now. I sleept with my GF in their house because vacation and nothing really came up. Except for the weird looks in the morning.
>>60657353
Ain't getting those heavily Westernized ones that's for sure
>>60657340
There's a certain Flip studying in Britland that wants to vote in. I can't believe him.
But you made the right choice. Did your gf buy into the gov shilling to stay in?
>>60657740
Oh dear, you're gonna have a hard time with her parents. Good luck though.
>>60657559
Good night :3 <3
NicoMaki is the best pairing.
>>60657709
Liberals are quite scary and amusing. My landlady's one and occasionally I would bring up topics like the wage gap for fun.
I remembered spitting out milk during breakfast once when she talked about Shillary and how good she is.
>>60657833
Why?
>>60657874
Yep, they sometimes get too liberal at times. I can fondly remeber my GF's mom jokingly say to pack emergency condoms.
>>60657958
Even at an old age they will still try to steer their daughters decicion to whatever they deem is 'appropriate'.
>>60658097
My landlady also hates Trump and wants refugees in. That's scary
Either way, I pray one day for a qt Maly-chink asian gf or a Jap-chink, Flip-chink..etc
>>60658240
>want refugees in
that's why you were accepted in the first place
>>60658240
Flip chink looks the best(but maybe because I'm more often surrounded by them) desu but fuck it, mixed asians are generally more attractive.
>>60658288
Baka, my parents had paid me to be here ;__;
>>60658327
I couldn't agree more. Better than eurasians IMO
why aren't you sleeping yet,antukin?
>>60658883
threesome with Indon chan and Flipchan :3
>>60657740
My gf has always been a secret conservative just like her parents, although recently she's been more open about it. I don't understand why any Asian would be pro EU when it actually hinders their chances of getting here.
>>60657709
It is pretty annoying, having to pretty much always have a chaperone, but it's a small price to pay, her parents are lovely and it means I get to stay with my girlfriend. Apparently they want to take me to the Philippines, it's near Manila that they're all from, how is it? I'm pretty excited.
>>60659597
a kiss to calm you down
>>60659757
If it's in meto manila you're gonna have a bad time, basically anywhere's good that's not manila(and the south).
>>60659836
Cavite to be precise, that's quite close to Manila, isn't it? I really don't know where we'd go, I think it would be some sort of resort area to be honest as she doesn't have much family in the Philippines anymore.
>>60659757
My conservatism isn't really secretive though I tend to keep criticism of feminism down a notch, particularly when my landlady's around.
>>60659790
Kiss my dick like you kissed Malay chan's
>>60660106
don't bring it up
>>60660379
Imagine Malay chan and I dping you :3
>ERP
>LIKE A FUCKING LOSER
>>60659960
Yeah it's still close to the center, expect a bit of traffic.
happy independence day to us flipbros and may we have a blessed day. we may have different aspects in our lives and hate each other, but let our conflict and differences aside and help each of everyone, we're all filipinos after all. may the works of our forefathers be an inspiration to all of us to make our country better and not let their sacrifice be in vain
mabuhay ang pilipinas!
>>60651389
>chinks run all businesses
the good chinks who cares about putting their employees to school
>>60651837
>Cebu is up there too with murder rate
and the bad chinks with drugs
>>60661953
I mean the bad chinks with drugs who end up murdered on the streets for being retarded.
>>60661567
>a flip who unironically loved his country
>>60662191
>a non conformist flip who literally hate each and every bit of his country
kys
Goodbye /asean/
t. smiley shitpost man
>>60651240
What show
>>60663200
Goodbye smiley shitpost man
>>60661567
Happy independence day
>>60650520
wtf right one looks like someone I know
>>60650520
Are those girls or boys?
>>60663756
left is boy right is girl
wakey wakey cuctholics
sex sex sex
Help me /asean/ im stuck in a train after a guy was hit by our train when he was """""crossing"""""" the foothpath that cuts through the railway, theyre giving out hotdrinks and will be stuck here for another 3 hrs and my phone is dying ;__;
>>60667745
Why didn't you take a photo of that man?
>>60667981
Policia is outside and its 10pm lah~
>>60668038
It's 11 now. Best to sleep on the train or watch the happening outside.
On Friday I had to switch trains when traveling to London Victoria all because a lady got ill on board. When my friend and I went onto the other platform to switch trains, there was one guy who was desperately trying to get the train door open. The conductor told him that the next train is only 3 minutes away only to be met with a loud "Fuck you!".
I laughed and my friend was looking at that man only for him to glare back and shout, "DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME! FUCK!!"
We just laughed at him.
Happy Independence Day cucks!
Syrian refugee in Malaysia is now fluent in Malay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKVocD9QnBs
>>60661993
There are already 2 brown flips that were innocently murdered and got pinned for drugs
One of them Is a pastor who actually helped the police to get rid of drugs
>>60661567
All that shit only applies to the north tho.
Just look at this thread with shit like this>>60659836
And the OP pic
Niggas plss...
>>60663200
Goodbye smiley bro
hehe~
>>60672974
Why are you happie oh Indon chan?
>>60673020
Oh, nothing~
>>60673060
More like something. I hope it's a face reveal :3
>>60673220
No, it isn't~ :3
>>60673265
Are you waiting for E3 then?
>>60673312
Yep.
Still got my bingo cards right here~
>>60673334
There's already a new Gears of War.
And there'll be new cum to be made as I fap to you
>>60673471
The new Persona game looks quite dope. Kinda sad I have no ps4.
I don't wanna sell my body for monies to buy one ;___:
>>60673537
Do you already own a PS3?
If so, buy the PS3 version.
Or just import it because for some reason the EU doesn't exist for Atlus.
>>60673594
I don't = (
Can't believe they are not going into PC. Oh well, I still got the new Desu Ex
>>60673641
>persona 5 on PC
You have no idea how much i hear that word from /v/, being used for shitposting by PCfats and falseflagging sonyggers.
And the new Deus Ex looks great, i hope they do some kind of morality system that's more similar to the original.
>>60673767
I'm probably gonna end up going on a killing spree like the last Deus Ex game I played.
Persona 5 should be on PC so that I can torrent it for free :3
>>60674019
>not playing a Mostly-Pacifist playthrough and killing when neccesary in Human Revolution
C'mon now, senpai~
I'm pretty sad that malik is confirmed dead, though.
Even though you could save her.
without killing anyone, even.
>>60674128
I tried, then someone spots me and it turns into a cat and mouse game where I have to go from hiding spot to hiding spot and take out each and every enemy. Most'll end up dead.
The only game I played where I hardly kill is MGS V
I saw the new Watchdogs trailer. I didn't like the vibe they are giving with all that maymay bs the hackers are doing.
>>60671665
They have to go back
>>60674253
Hmm...
What kind of maymay BS are we talking about here?
>>60674452
Just watch the trailer and see how they made all the hackers look.
The developers claim they wanted the hackers to be somehow fighting for a cause and being trolly at the same time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEUDgSRihmY
See around the 10 minute mark
Holy shit just got back
>confirmed a guy an hero'd himself on Philippine independence day, as it is not an accident as there were two trains heading his way at the time he would have certainly noticed
>stopped around 9pm
>train manager and staff scramble to figure what is going on
>train driver is traumatised
>we could smell fuel
>they confirm that a man got hit
>they give out free drinks
>urge to shit myself rises because I had pork ribs (haram) and sanpeligrino drink that made my stomach diarrhoea
>sit there for four hours because the police and the nearest back up train driver is two hours away
>could not hold any longer and shat twice in the train toilet
>it was like an explosion
>water shit everywhere
>train finally starts moving and I get picked up
>arrive home
>run to toilet to shit once more
>explosive again
I feel better now I'm in bed
>>60674703
>all those rage faces in the background
Goddamnit Ubisoft -_-
Atleast it wasn't full of lies and overhype like literally any Bethesda game announcement at E3
https://youtu.be/yvGXCisAaR4
>>60668797
>saving my OC
Got home at 2pm
>>60675079
If they cut it out with the annoying dubstep and 9gag meme shit, I would've liked it better. I guess they are doing that to look more mainstream or cool which is stupid IMO.
>>60675059
Sanpeligrino orange is godly.
>>60675292
actually lemon sanpeligrino is best
>>60652577
HOT
>>60675411
Lemon is what caused your diarrhea in the first place
>>60675059
That's what you get for eating pork you heathen.
Going to church with my girlfriend
me on the right
see you later ^_^
>>60675580
>>60675292
I get tired and sigh when i see devs doing that.
But hey, atleast they're not Anthony "cucked memer" Burch.
>>60675607
lmao me and Brunei qt actually joked around about eating pork during ramadan in the pub. She just randomly shouted to me "Abdullah why are you eating pork? It's ramadan" we wuz loling out loud
What's happening at E3? anything noteworthy?
>>60675668
:3
>>60675707
Persona 5 ain't pulling that shit so there's an extra plus.
>>60675731
Niggerfield 1
Nigger_Dogs 2
Persona 5(If I recall correctly)
Tit-anfall 2
>>60675727
Sugoi gatari niichan
>>60675727
Hows life at friendzone?
>>60675830
I really hope they're gonna show Prey 2 and an Obsidian-made Fallout game (after Fallout 4 i just lost all hope towards Bethesda "we can't write and bugtest for shit" Game Studios)
>>60675886
Just lobotomise me already
>>60675930
>>60675930
FWENDZWONE :3
>>60675917
Bethesda got Dishonored 2 in the works. In the original Dishonored, I went on a mass slaughter fest across Dunwall
I did not get Fallout 4 though, I just somehow couldn't be bothered.
>>60675917
>Obsidian
I always confuse that with Bethesda.
>>60661567
Have a great celebration, my flipbros. :)
I'd also like to thank you guys for introducing me to Jerrold Tarog. I've been checking his filmography out since watching Heneral Luna, and... [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiLjYjWB3Mw ]
I think I'm gonna love this one. Does this have any English subs somewhere?
>>60675930
Whoa now.
Calm down, my friend~
>>60675970
>i did not get Fallout 4
Then don't bother.
It's an insulting entry to the series and Bethesda should be ashamed for that.
The also never gave a single shit about their consistency with the lore.
>Jet is pre-war
>kid ghoul in a fridge
As if that's a good way to respect the IP.
>>60676090
Poor Flipbong had suffered only being fwen with Brunei. She only sees him as a sort of brother. It's sad.
Fallout 4 is still not as bad as the next CoD.
That is a true disaster. It'll be hilarious if they appear at E3
Of all pleasures, nothing can beat the pleasure of getting cummed inside
>>60676323
I wanna fill your vagina up with my cum
>>60675663
That looks like a mom and her son
>>60676512
>>60676323
Puasa oi
>>60676512
It is my sworn duty to satisfy my queen
>>60676589
O////O
>>60676618
All that you want me to do to you, I'll do it
>>60676654
A-Anything i want?! >////<
>>60676548
>puasa oi
>>60676754
>>60675663
>he fall for the religion meme
>>60676695
Yes
>>60676967
Cuddles and Snuggles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YDHxzbB1CY
>>60676967
>>60677038
let's play together
>>60675663
Sure thats not your amah?
>>60677153
Are we playing with ants too :3
>>60677177
Good idea, what game would we play?
>>60651662
>Salamat
>datung
>>60677242
Maybe~ :3
>>60677272
When children play with ants, they kill them.
>>60677313
Then in that case, no.
I don't play with ants.
>>60650520
hey you perverts, sex time is over, ttebayo...
Go to church and repent your sin Kevin you degenerate faggot
>>60677242
>>60677272
On second tought let's just lie on the grass and watching clouds in the sky
>>60677334
Of course, we are not kids anymore.
>>60677374
I'm fine with this :3
>>60677335
blame the filthy sex tourists such as yourself
>>60677406
Me too :3
>>60677441
You still are until you have sex with me
>>60677334
>>60677374
>>60677406
hey look at all these tasty little girls
>>60677507
What are you gonna do to us?
>>60677520
I'm serious about that. One way or another, I'll make sure we'll meet up and have sex even if you are truly a boy.
>>60677694
We will get married and have kids together after that as well
>>60677806
I'm gonna bed soon. Goodnight :3
>>60677901
Goodnight, onii-chan~
Gas the Chinese
>>60661567
long live freedom
>>60662191
>t.traitor
>>60661567
Mabuhay
>cuck day for cuck citizens
>>60678713
>The eight rays provinces are all Luzon shits
Fuck this flag
>>60678713
>blue, red, white
>commemorating the flag of USA
>>60679020
Hehehe
>>60679020
blue and red are also port flags of manila and are on the flags of other ex-spanish colonies that revolted prior
>>60678713
>>60678950
Secession when?
Duterte will make it happen
>>60679020
>>60679056
Don't forget the Japanese imperial flag.
>sun
>red
>white
