>learning Swedish
>start looking up the benefits of knowing Swedish
>"Appreciate feminist literature and a government where half the members are women, gay rights are at the height of the world and it is illegal to spank your child or fire someone from their job."
If only I had picked Norwegian.
>>60631441
I'm sorry for your loss
>>60631441
>isn't useful whatsoever for foreign relations
>no swedish immigrants in us
>no good literature or culture
>not useful for business
>music is average at most
>shitty liberal country, you live in the us anyway so there's no point in moving there
>sweden is just a shell of a culture
are you actually autistic op
>>60633143
also
>they all speak fucking english
>>60633143
fucking this
At least Denmark has some actual history and culture/literature. Why the fuck go for Swedish instead of Danish? Seriously, what fucking reason would push you to do that?
Sweden has literally NOTHING other than "WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHIEEET", combined with the current cuckoldry you already described in your post.
>>60633143
compare to me, learning Persian/Farsi
>shit ton of literature, unlike English it hasn't changed much over time so you can read stuff from 1000 years ago easier
>less dindu then swedish despite being spoken in iran and afghanistan
>sounds like arabic except without the hideous choking noises, music is great
>extremely useful for foreign relations
>can't emphasize that last one enough
>greece tier culture
>with sanctions being lifted and the oil that Iran has, it'll probably be useful for business
>little to no competition with other people that speak it
>>60633484
honestly to me Dari Persian sounds better than Farsi, at least the dialects I've heard
>>60633659
They're basically the same thing
>>60633847
Dari Persian is less turkified. It's much more faithful to the Persian of 1000 years ago because it contains more vowels.
Norwegian is easier to learn and a richer country, join me
Fuck off, we're full
>>60635011
too late you're /int/'s future colony
>>60634961
but Turkish has tons of vowels, each syllable must have a vowel