slags
cara
Do English slags even like American guys at all?
Kyary
>>60628121
>>60628101
top slags
caralad has genuine medical autism
boss of 4 years i thought was a pretty cool guy threw me under the bus immediately when a crazy black woman at the pool got infuriated when i told her we don't have any lifejackets to give out and i wouldn't let her kids use the aqua aerobics floating dumbbells as flotation devices. every time he mentions something like "i'm not blaming you at all you just need to be more courteous" passive-aggresively blaming me i ask him what i did wrong and he says i need to "stop being so defensive i'm not blaming you" but he is
Gonna take a trip to boots or some other pharmacy tomorrow for some codeine/morphine cough medicine.
Any recommendations?
http://webmshare.com/eBRWJ
>>60628142
lol
>>60628142
best poster here
wasted potential though, he seems like a smart lad
>>60628142
he's here for maybe 3 or 4 hours a day
small time
Just watched this hour long video of a Russian normie in Paris
>>60628132
Only if you're chad desu, accent won't make too much difference one way or the other.
>highest paying government departments outside specialty roles are HMRC and Department for Transport by a fair bit
Where the fuck does DfT get that kind of budget, they're shit?
kpop
>6 hours until I can go home
Ahh yes, very good.
nveer snitchnu p on my niggas i dont do thsat there
>>60628164
think you need a prescription for anything worth having.
>>60628177
Yeah it was surprisingly great, he's so confident and careless
The Israel one is good too
Dad just sent me this
>>60628164
best you'll be able to get is co-codamol
>>60628201
Because they get loads of money from fares and companies renting the train lines
Jesus take the wheel
>>60628142
he's unironically the best poster here
Extremely lewd Kyary
>>60628226
I've seen some with morphine in that you can get in store.
Might just get a few bottles of that.
>>60628201
Lots of private sector competition I guess. Same can't be said for many other ministerial departments.
>THANKS, THAT'S SCANNED
>PLEASE PLACE IT IN THE BAGGING AREA
when did this bitch get an attitude problem?
>>60628201
>specialty
FOY
>>60628254
now that's a good looking seal
anyone here doing an intcraft
>>60628254
delet this
>>60628142
very much doubt it 2bh
>>60628171
>>60628251
wew ty
>moaning about self-checkout machines is the new 'have you seen the weather?'
fucking baka
>>60628251
how is he?
>>60628206
jpop>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kpop
>>60628228
Link? All the titles are in slav
>>60628311
what about japs in kpop
Wimpy going in lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9o0rOPfv8Y
OI OI!!!!!!
Comfiest film ever.
Anybody know others that are similar?
major tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfHUgt_D2yY
>>60628341
What do you do? You just mope about the house drinking and smoking that dank kush?
they're talking about you boy
posting the crappiest music of all time is definitely the worst br/it meme
nextdoor neighbour is coming over to grt shagged again lads
https://ig.ft.com/sites/brexit-polling/
STAY.
>>60628164
Mate.
Look up cold water extraction. Basically you buy a box of nurofen plus or cocodamol and you crush the pills up - put them in water. Let them dissolve. Then put the water with the powder in it in the freezer for ten minutes. Take it out. Get a tshirt and place it over another cup as a filter or funnel if you get me. Then slowly pour the liquid in the dissolved powder glass into the funnel you have made from your tshirt - then keep pouring into its all in. At the end strain the tshirt to get extra juice into the cup but dont do it too hard cause you dont want paracetamol or iburoprofen getting in.
What this does is. Codeine basically dissolves into water and and paracetomal/iburoprofen doesnt; the residue just stays at the bottom. You dont want this gunk;
you'll see what I mean - don't worry if the water is a bit cloudy. it's fine. Just drink the finished product and you'll be high as fuck.
Don't be a retard and do it properly with efficiency and patience. You'll get the knack after a few tries and you'll be able to whip up some lean in no time.
t. /brit/s resident junkie
nawh reading about some lad saving a whale
love cute things desu
>>60628342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdwgcf7JtX0
No subtitles but the usual broken english
Everything just goes so right for him
I will miss the match tomorrow as photographing a wedding. Worse than the Shoah desu.
>>60628349
Then the power ranking will go more like:
jpop>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>japs in kpop>kpop
>>60628349
>>60628432
wait it was a dolphin
even CUTEr
Aha tune say nada https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RtmetiP1DI
>>60628414
I do this anyway with 30/500 co codamol but I'm out and have no way of getting anymore...
Lads first three people to reply to this I'll do a graffiti tag of a word of your choice.
thirst three replies get it
>>60628402
>French people talking about music
The 90s is long gone Pierre, jog on.
>>60628447
what's your kit lad
choon but i dont need to tell you rly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM54iE3GfKQ
I DON'T EAT
I DON'T SLEEP
I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOU
>>60628478
kikes
>>60628478
<your full name and address>
breaking Ulster news
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14pEaWPrMFR
>>60628478
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
>>60628478
"Thailad is a bender"
Dj boonie in the mix
>>60628475
You can eat like 1800mg of iburoprofen every once in a while and it won't damage you. soldiers take doses like this on long marches.
Gets you a nice hit with nurofen plus
RIP Elliot
F
*sings rasputin by Boney-M*
>>60628523
NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THIS ATTENTION SEEKING TWAT FUCK OFF
CONSUMING TOO MUCH POLITICS LADS.
BETWEEN TRUMP VS SHILLARY, THE REFRENDUM, DUTERTE, HOFER, THE SPANISH ELECTION, DILMA GETTING IMPEACHED, THE SOCIALIST RIOTS IN FRANCE, THE BANKERS THE BONUSES.
HOW DO I SHUT IT OUT JUST FOR ONE DAY?
I'm becoming addicted.
>>60628489
Two Canon 7D mk IIs with 24-70 and 70-200 f/2.8 L lenses. Various flashes and remote triggers and a big battery-powered strobe with beauty dish.
>>60628545
They're talking about his height aren't they?
don't know anyone IRL who likes this stupid korean pop shite. can imagine you're all absolute failures.
>>60628538
Can you even get high off ibuprofen??
>>60628523
ulster kevs not dead
check out thailads soundboard/prank calls
>>60628570
tap your head 3 times, and wish politics away
>>60628594
nurofen plus ya daft twat
>>60628570
it's all noise you runt. Readly a monthly journal, or just books/essays after the fact.
24hr news is fucking noise.
>>60628572
very nice. how did you get into it? photography as a career is damn near impossible
>>60628538
>soldiers take doses like this on long marches.
that shit thins your blood
its the last thing id take on a long march
me
Dis nifty lil badbwoii cums right in front of uu.. Wat song wud u play first? <3
Probs this 4 mee.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRvJy802VuQ
>>60628570
just take that other lad's dick in your mouth and make a wish
sufficienlrt durnk now
Just done 300 mg of ibuprofen lads
High as a fucking kite
>>60628622
But what if Trump calls Hillary a nigger on twitter and I miss it?
>>60628580
i believe so
>>60628560
He's holding my family hostage desu, I have to do this
Don't find Asians attractive at all.
>>60628655
http://www.boots.com/en/Nurofen-Plus-32-Tablets_33261/
>>60628545
>135lbs
>>60628652
just getting started desu dont even have enough fml
>>60628414
you're a fucking mong. just buy the codeine linctus you get 600mg for about £2. fucking hell i hate you so much.
>>60628660
Well he's not wrong.
Lanklets are neanderthal-esque beasts.
just bought a yak
Just consumed 4,015,000 litres of pure oxygen
high as a fucking kite
i want a brit slag gf :(
>Lanklets are neanderthal-esque beasts.
NOTHING more runt like that doing CWE on fucking co-codamol for a shitty baby drug like codeine
>>60628660
Amer-esque
>>60628728
some lsd would top that off nicely
>>60628700
iktf but hoh well
>>60628735
>lives in Spain
>can't get a Brit-slag
you're doomed m8, that place is like Mecca for slags.
>>60628752
>not being an aspiring clandestine chemist
>>60628757
put that finger back on the trigger
Anyone recommend any good books to read on Jack the Ripper?
>>60628626
Just drifted into it, not my full-time job. Got a DSLR, learned to use it properly, went to group shoots at local studios. A guy there asked me to help him with a wedding he'd been asked to do so I beacme his second shooter. Now I do that and branch off into my own weddings and he helps me with those. It's just mostly low end weddings desu but it's an extra income and can be quite fun.
>>60628523
Teared up a bit
>>60628779
a nice lsd nightcap
by the fire
in a wing back chair
lads
remember the original snakes on the old nokias?
With the euros on will you even watch the rugby match aus later in a few hours
>>60628538
>soldiers take doses like this on long marches.
Why? I walk 25 miles with a pack and I'm a pasty IT fagot and don't need that shit.
>>60628801
can't imagine doing it myself, too much pressure/responsibility
and I literally can't be arsed to learn how to use it on manual fully, too much effort since auto can do everything well, unless you're doing something specific like light trails
6 matches on Tinder lads. Mostly fatties though. One girl had these delicious thick thighs.
>>60628766
where? i live in madrid :SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS XD
>>60628829
prefer rugby desu so yeas
>>60628787
Prefer reading on a Kindle myself mate
>>60628777
>not grinding mimosa hostilis root bark into powder in your garage for DMT extraction
>>60628727
yaks n ting x
this
>>60628850
get on down South for the Summer then boyo.
>>60628710
Does it make you constipated? I took ONE codeine after an operation last year and I was blocked solid for 2 or 3 days. Was not pleasant.
>Vaporwave? I guess you could say I'm a fan
>>60628849
fucking hell that is brilliant photoshop
>>60628850
would you be up for a lil scrap mate?
>>60628857
>not extracting DXM from cough syrup via a/b Extraction
on the xanax ZMA and whisky
>>60628849
is that Tim?
>>60628872
>get on down South for the Summer then boyo.
ok lad, i will do.. they are better than spanish girls
>>60628857
>not extracting dmt by inhaling the aura
CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
>>60628852
What time will it be on for you over there
>>60628874
never constipated me personally but that's a very common side effect from opiates. i regularly munch 4-5 dihydrocodeines at once.
>>60628941
me second from left
>>60628944
a few hours from now is like 3am i suppose
what time will it be for you and i shall perform some difficult calculations
Does anyone have the stock photo of the man with a disgusted look on his face with both his hands held up to say "I do not want this" or "Gross, get that away from me"? Thanks.
>>60628941
Woo!
>>60628841
It is fucking terrifying at first, that's why it's best if two do it and you get gradually introduced into it. You have to plan it like a military operation, scout the place out, have a wet weather plan etc. You have to take control at some points like getting all the fucking group shots done when people want to go and get pissed.
I always just use AV mode, pick your f stop and ramp the ISO up to get a decent shutter speed.
>using crude chemicals to deceive your mind and artificially stimulate your pineal gland
>not aligning your chakras and meditating in order to transcend
>>60628915
eggman/head
>>60628763
not him but on my 6th now
The gf and I are 19 (inb4 literal child) so obvs don't live together, been together for over a year and her parents still don't let her stay at my house for the night
Have a huge disdain for Asian parenting desu
Predicted results for the rugby tomorrow?
i don't know what to post
>>60629041
F O N T
O
N
T
>>60629054
england getting ruined
>>60629041
At least they haven't had you both killed.
>>60629070
Not with based Eddie Jones they won't
Does anyone have the stock photo of the man with a disgusted look on his face with both his hands held up to say "I do not want this" or "Gross, get that away from me"? Please just reply with the image attached. Thanks again.
>>60629054
ireland figuratively, and potentially literally, whitewash the saffas
>>60629041
tell her to kill them
its what Stefan would want
>>60628974
I reckon kick off would be around 8pm for me, its like 9am now so about 11 hours
>>60629083
Only because I'd utterly fucking pummel them. Besides, her family aren't Muslims.
>>60629114
>english fans being this delusional yet again
clockwork
>>60629139
okay so after i wake up
actually well timed desu
Nothing matters lads. There is no free will, we are just machines blindly following our genetic and environmental programming. There is no moral choice, no good or evil, no-one deserves praise or blame.
>>60629054
Results is owen farell making my boipucci twitch
>>60629144
>Eddie Jones comes in
>wins grand slam within a few months
Can't stone the Jones
Looking for a heterosexual bf, please apply here
Does anyone have the stock photo of the man with a disgusted look on his face with both his hands held up to say "I do not want this" or "Gross, get that away from me"? Please just reply with the image attached.
I am growing impatient
>>60628101
I wish Vancouver women would literally go in their underwear to bars too.
Then again, all we got is flat chinese girls.
>>60629213
i have the image but i never work for free
young nigga move that dope
>>60629201
post dirndl
absolute tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDkmlo_oio
>>60629198
so delusional
>>60629201
Will you settle for a bisexual one
>>60629229
Ahh yes I see *strokes chin* I see.. how about this fine example in exchange?
A piece I call *Nature strikes back*, easily worth the example I am after.
>>60628941
Yoo Hoo!
>>60629201
What kind of remuneration package are you offering? Specifically in terms of the number of kisses, cuddles and blowjobs I'll be getting.
>>60629176
Living matter is really interesting
We are just bits of matter undergoing chemical reactions in a way that we think that we're actual individual entities
>>60629278
Wales fan? We already know they're going to get raped into oblivion
>>60629286
*headhunts you for my own vacant bf position*
I'll match anything the Kraut offers you
morning lads
2700 calories
normal body soon
>We are just bits of matter undergoing chemical reactions in a way that we think that we're actual individual entities
>>60629339
the difference is I'm not chatting shit 24/7 about something that's clearly not going to happen
>>60629277
absolute more tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ng9q4K6eZQ
Posting my film collection, lads.
>>60629313
> kisses
Maybe
>cuddles
Yes
>blowjobs
Wow slow down
runts (male) roleplaying relationships and love in mly thread
>>60629388
anything new since the last time?
>>60629379
We'll see tomorrow, sheep shagger.
Guy just drove past me and said "hell yeah bro" in a mocking tone. I'm going to throw myself off a bridge lads
>>60629388
>City of God
>Das Boot
terrific films
>>60629198
lol
>>60629340
He is yet to make an offer, would you mind giving me your offer first?
>>60629405
Yeah, up to 1082 now.
>>60629388
why keep them when you're only ever going to watch them once?
too tired and depressed to wank
theory: you are all niggers
supporting evidence: a hunch
conclusion: it is very likely that the majority of people i talk to in these threads are niggers
>>60629446
slowly expanding mine again. quality isn't amazing since it's only stuff i've never seen before atm
>>60629428
can't wait for you to be quiet for the next month
>>60629465
peer review: this holds up to scrutiny
![13af58dd7eb1c6c485f3e2e963a5c781[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uyTwfOI.jpg "13af58dd7eb1c6c485f3e2e963a5c781[1].jpg")
gf just sent me this
rugger desu
spiffing
>>60629447
I sometimes rewatch them. Plus I like distributing them. A few of my friends have copies of my library on external drives, and I tell them to give them out to anyone who wants them.
>>60629465
*makes a monkey face at you*
>>60629490
>england gets utterly obliterated by australia at twickenham
>confident they'll win 8 months later in australia
oh lmao it never ends
been offered an upgrade to business class for one flight of a four leg journey. £425 and it's a 7.5hr flight what do you reckon?
>>60629503
she's got something on her head
>mfw people think England is good at anysport other than lazy man sports
We're only good at darts/snooker
>>60629525
fair enough
I'm just jealous because I lost my collection during the great HDD crash of 2014, lost me 'chon folder too
>>60629566
a pain many can share
>>60629525
give me your library then lad haha pls
>>60629445
Don't really have much to offer sorry, I was just bluffing, would be a terrible bf, all I have to offer is my unlimited affection
Sometimes I feel I could become a serial killer. There are so many people the world would benefit from if they stopped existing.
- x
>>60629557
not worth it, it will just ruin the other legs mate
>>60629552
please talk some sense into the pleb
Let me know if I'm missing anything good, lads.
>>60629340
Why are you so rude....
My bf recently died
>>60629598
can you not put all folder names into a txt file somehow because i'm not arsed to read them all from an image
>>60629557
Seems too expensive for me
Idk your financial situation but 7.5 hours isn't That long
>>60629601
you are german
why aren't you taking a shit on his corpse right now
>>60629591
like you
feel that burn
feel it
i burned you
i burned you quite well
ho ho
>>60629598
I, Origins
Lads
My cousin turned 25 today
That's the age my mum got married.
I'm nowhere near getting married or having kids and I'm coming up to that age.
How do I stop time?
>I don't download movies to watch them, I only do it so I can post an image of them on an anime image website
wa
wj
f
fml
>>60629576
at the next /brit/ meet up, lad.
It takes about 9 hours to transfer the whole lot though.
>>60629639
9 hour bender in spoons then
Lots of plebs in this thread.
>>60629623
*hastily writes down your name in my kill book*
>>60629661
takes one to know one
>>60629617
I'm working on an excel spreadsheet, so I can sort by genre, rating, country of origin, year, etc.
I'm only halfway there though.
>>60629627
I thought everyone had one of these? :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM1uBvNvUuE
>>60629597
m8 if the statistic that england is the only host nation to not make it past the pool stages ever in the history of the rwc can't do it, nothing can
>>60629684
wish I had a rape clock
>>60629639
how much data is it overall? i have a 5tb external hard drive which is more than enough tbqh
>the reason that massive fight broke out in france was because the english sang a chant called "Where are you ISIS"
a-ahaha, yes, great b-banter
>>60629525
Smart move. If TTIP goes through pirating will be made significantly harder. It's best to stock up now.
You cannot find a more obnoxious fucking prick than this cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3mG_gvaimo
>>60629709
I tried thinking of non-sexual uses for Bernard's Watch recently and the two main ones I could think of were sneaking onto planes for free travel and sneaking into the houses of the rich and powerful to learn their secrets.
But yeah, I would mainly use it to squeeze people's bits without them knowing.
>>60629709
I think every lad had the Bernards watch rape fantasy.
how come british music stopped being good after the 80s?
>>60629726
who would fight them over that? seems like a pretty good fuck you to them desu
why dont girls like me
REALLY want a /brit/ meetup in the south east. Zac better attend.
>>60629579
Giz some your stats, unlimited affection is nice
>>60629601
Maybe you two could share me, i have a lot of love to give, my biscum nature allows me handle the both of you simultaneously
>>60629593
probably true
>>60629618
it is a waste of money but it's mostly about the novelty desu
>>60629784
because you're fat
>>60629782
Muslims support ISIS dummy
>>60629766
would be a bit hard trying to fuck someone frozen in time
need to figure out a way to deal with this
>>60629624
Sounds interesting.
I wrote a paper on irreducible complexity in the first year of uni. I'll give it a watch and see if it's worth saving.
>>60629711
972gb. I have about the same again in TV programmes, and nearly another tb in games.
Right now I'm using a 4tb seagate, but I'm thinking of getting something bigger, and using this one as my travel drive. Most of my films are only 720p right now. A lot of YIFY rips, so elitists look donw on me, but I'm not going to allocate 5gb for a 1080p copy of moneyball.
doing a molyneux
>>60629784
That's your worry in life? Lucky.
really want to be gently seduced into sex by an older lady who loves me
>>60629758
>>60629684
Assuming it doesn't freeze time, it just slows time down as to appear to be frozen, then this means that any force exuded onto individuals in this state will be many, many, many times for powerful than if time was functioning correctly.
You'd be a walking natural disaster and likely kill/destroy everything in your proximity.
>>60629552
>implying the Jones will allow England to be beaten again
Not happening. England to win by 6. The Jones can't be stoned
>>60629797
prefer not to say
