ITT: What would happen if your country and the country that has the longest border with you merged?
USA + Canada
Not much really. Probably should have been this way to begin with. The biggest effect would probably be that we'd be better able to coordinate our oil extractions and refinement
Shut the fuck up you dumb fat cunt, we'd btfo of you in a war and you'd go cry again like 9/11 lol
>>60623875
It would make Britain great again
>>60623977
>we'd btfo of you in a war
>hasn't done it yet
Pussy.
>>60624041
>it would make britain great again
You had your chance, Dad, now it's our turn.
>>60623977
nobody likes you
>Poland + Czechia
They don't like us so they would be butthurt. So no, it would be stupid and never gonna happen.
>>60624116
>hasn't done it yet
1812 you little fat bitch
>>60624121
Kill yourself
>>60624282
>>>/r/eddit
>>60624282
>muh 1812
Kek, that was Britain, not you. You played a part, sure, but it was mostly Britain's doing.
And besides you didn't btfo us out on that war anyways, it was a stalemate. The greatest thing you could've possibly done in that war was, burn down our White House.
But alas it got rebuilt so, really nothing was lost or gained.
>>60624282
Holy fuck you're an embarrassment. No wonder they say we can't handle banter. Literally kill yourself.
>>60624282
>>60623977
>Btfo
>Gave us New Brunswick, San Juan Islands, Alaska, and Oregon.
>>60624376
>wahhhh
Found the beta leaf
>>60624367
>muh Britain
lol, you're such a gay cunt, whatever mental gymnastics you can cook up to sleep at night. Also we burned your whitehouse down
>>60624401
>this amount of education
From the American ghetto, yes?
>>60624282
>le 1812 Canada beat Amerifats!
Either your just bad at b8ing or your don't realize that was 200 years ago and has nothing to do with the USA's military strength. Please return to reddit
>>60624500
Vietnam then. You're shit at war, you've never been good at war. Literally anyone can beat you
>>60624476
>we burned your whitehouse down
>we
lmao
Also, America burned down Toronto, and now you guys are burning it down yourselves
thread about americans and canadians = bound to be shit
>>60623875
>France
>Would become Frallemagne / Frank-und-deutschland
Aside from the obvious "Refugees welcome" and "France is black" memes being merged togheter, we could actually the biggest economy in the world.
We should keep both cultures and cuisines/nationalities.
Politically, I'm a big fan of the german federal governement, but I can't deny our centralised governement is definitively in the French culture.
OP, why not 50 little leaves ?
>>60624539
Actually, isn't your longest land border with Brazil?
>>60624531
That was a stalemate too. Kek.
We've never really lost a war. If you think we have, please list one.
>>60624476
>Canadian proudly admitting to not knowing shit.
Embarresing, educate yourself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webster%E2%80%93Ashburton_Treaty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_Treaty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_boundary_dispute
>>60624637
>never lost a war
All you do is lose. Your 'stalemates' are all losses, including 1812
>>60624624
Lmao
>Frazil / Brance
Just for the name it shouldn't happen
>>60624640
HOLY SHIT
CANADA ETERNALLY BTFO
>>60624640
>look at my links
lmao, nice nerd
>France + Brazil
Well, shit
>>60624707
>Canadian "education"
>>60624640
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>60624738
There is much more to talk about with Frallemagne though
>>60624746
>be American
>be fat and also get shot while being fat
lol
>>60624767
Just stop m8, you got rekt. Know when to quit.
>>60623977
Lots and Lots of anal irritation
>>60624767
DUDE
>>60624799
>>60624827
I'll never surrender, I'm not American, who surrender often. Also you were slavers and the blacks are now revolting
>>60623875
>We unite with Moldova.
SO MUCH YES
>>60624889
>I'll never surrender
Well you sure surrendered plenty of land to the US.
>>60624928
>believing this
Found the amerifat
>>60624765
re-read the OP
>merging Switzerland and Italy
Just fuck my shit up, pretty much.
Getting access to the mediterranean isn't worth it
>>60624662
>>60624928
SAVAGE
>>60624952
>Canadians can't read
"Canadian politicians and public, already angry with the Oregon Treaty, were once again upset that Britain had not looked after their interests, and Canada sought greater autonomy in international affairs."
>>60625007
pretty much a war where everyone won (except the Indians)
Who let our resident Canadian cuck out?
>>60624921
Isn't your border with Bulgaria longer?
>>60625013
>this means anything
I can literally say that all Americans are fat and stupid, and it's true
>>60625121
Found the cuck
>>60625168
>Cited sources aren't true because I don't want them to be true.
M8 stop please, I'm begging you for the sake of your dignity.
>>60625168
>I don't know what's worse--a world without feminism, or our A/C not working!
UK plus republic of Ireland, the Irish would get extreamly butthurt and start bombing us ;_;
NEVER
EVER
>>60624116
Our longest border is with Ireland, not Canada
>>60625288
>Point Roberts
Holy shit Canada
So what does American cock taste like? These americans have you so addicted to it that you can't even banter straight.
>>60625282
that's pretty common for countries who combine with England
>>60625369
I don't recall Scotland or Wales bombing us
>>60623875
Italy-Switzerland
useless/10
>>60625288
>Sidney
>>60625128
Bulgaria: 631,3 km
Moldova: 681,3 km
>>60625587
At least this won't happen anymore
Germany + Austria
well we had that already
>>60625677
>Russia+Kazakhstan
Hm... Well I suppose nothing incredible will not happen
>>60625677
>European "borders"
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ll%C3%ADvia
>>60623977
canadian/10 post
>>60625350
they just use it to get cheap stuff anyway so I doubt they're complaining
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>>60626218
Tell me with all full honesty, do you really want C*nadians to be part of your country and roam freely? Just think about it, annexing C*nada would mean you will 35 million condescending liberals cunts where half of them are gooks.
>>60626450
It means I'd be united with my rural Canadian waifu so I'm for it.
>>60626450
>35 million condescending liberals cunts
We were under a Conservative government for the past decade, and even in this past election a huge portion of people voted Conservative. If you think Canada is some Liberal paradise you are wrong.
>half of them are gooks.
>50%
Take a zero off that, then your right
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>>60623875
>how it should have been
No, this is how it should have been.
>>60623875
The empire of Japan returns
>>60626950
Shut the fuck up, you liberal cunt. I bet you even voted for weedman.
>>60627125
>Try to say that Canada isn't full of libshits like people belive
>Get called for a libshit for doing it
Literally what are you smoking
We tried it already, one million people died.
>>60626450
Found the kike
>>60627288
another amazing canadian post, well done
>>60624640
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_boundary_dispute
fuck the brits 2bh. Stay loyal to them and this is how they repay us.
>>60627209
I'm not smoking anything because I'm not a liberal cunt like you.
>>60627407
What is wrong with you?
I hate liberals, thus why I explained to the kike that Canada isn't as full of liberals as redditfags like to think
I don't understand what you are going on about
>>60627321
Well I did. Literally no one can argue that
>>60627459
The fact that you do not know means you are a liberal cunt, this is my last post to you, truly disgusting.
>>60627604
What did this poster mean by this?
>Bosnia comes back home
God bless.
What would happen if we merged with Syria?
Chaos.
>>60627625
Guess he means that if you see no liberals in your country, you must be the liberal yourself. It's hard to discern though, he is a massive faggot after all.
>>60623977
When I was in Quebec so many people I asked about Quebec becoming independent said that if it was to become independent, then it would soon become the 51st state of the US. What did they mean by this? They genuinely seemed to suggest that Quebec would join the USA instead of rejoining Canada. I heard a lot of people say this
>>60628050
They meant that if they were to become independent, they would be so weak that they would become a sattelite of some other power. Maybe Canada. Maybe France. Maybe USA. But they wouldn't *really* be independent.
I'm the only good Canadian on this board.
Everytime you see a leaf, and think, "wow! I guess they aren't all fags!"
You guessed it, me.
>>60628147
Disregard this, it's actually me
>>60625401
yeah but they want to
>>60627080
Ancient and irrelevant. Someone do what needs to be done regarding Colorado, south Florida, Alberta, etc.
>>60624539
the football team would be pretty good too desu
>>60624640
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_boundary_dispute
>The Alaska boundary dispute was a territorial dispute between the United States and the United Kingdom, which then controlled Canada's foreign relations
>canada in charge of themselves
>>60624476
Who *is* this fag?
>>60623977
>A FUCKING LEAF
>Insulting other countries
>implying Canada has a military
>>60629395
>*is*
Found the cuck
