bantz thread, share bantz
be amerigan
ged shod :DDDDD
>>60619109
fatty fat shit fat
#banter
Nipps>>>>>>>>>>>>humans
>>60619232
leafy leaf stem leaf
#banter
>>60619109
>>60619299
He got me gud
Here's a really good one to use on Audttalisns. When you are at rhead an thar are austiang. /say hey audtralia, your inyernst is slow
>>60619352
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years
>>60619444
hehe hoho
drumpf xD
>be British
>don't get shot
>go home and pray to Allah
>get TV licence and put knife in bin
mayor of london
>>60619556
thank god i don't live on the island of britain then :^)
98% white
Isle of Man
Haha, now that's pretty gay(which there is NOTHING wrong with being gay, OK?)
>>60619299
unironically gud tbqh
>>60619721
wrong
>>60619622
There is literally nothing wrong with becoming an Islamic nation. Christianity is dead anyway
>Finland
>Fin
>Land
>Named after an appendage on a fish
A FUCKING FISH LEG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60619811
>be american
>get pédro'd
LEAF
>>60619556
All is well
What do you call a gay Israeli?
A schlomosexual
>>60619109
capital burned by a guy called admiral cockburn
>>60620007
Actually laughed
>>60620013
holy fucking rare
>>60619944
>le edgy gangster hat mame
>>60620007
kek'd beyond this realm of existence
>>60620072
not really Libyan posters are just online when most murcans are asleep
>Be Australian
>Santa clause doesn't visit your country because he'll be too hot in the suit
>>60620239
i have never in my 2 years of /pol/ and /int/ have I seen a libyan poster, how the fuck do you even have internet. you literally have no government
>>60620241
kek'd
>>60620277
we have a govt 2bh and libyans dont need govt even without them we has internet and shits
>never seen a libyan poster
well here you go you have a Libyan poster
The holocaust is fake tandem there is plenty of proof just loon it up yourselves and try to stay unbiased during your searches. I used to believe in it until I dug a little and started to uncover all the faults in the conspiracy.
Inb4 pol or stormfront I don't go there or come from there.
Inb4 triggered jidf posts
>be australian
>get shot
>>60620497
best bants on this thread 2bh
>CIA report
>Oil drum
God damn that is low quality.
>>60620391
thanks my guy, so uhh you live near benghazi?
>>60620633
I live in benghazi yeah
>>60621096
lol thats pretty funny desu
>>60621159
why must you hurt me like this :(
>be you
JUST
>be american
>get shot
>>60619109
Bush
>>60620072
holy fucking NEW
>>60621096
>>60621378
tell me, was Hillary in the right?
Why did the American dentist move to London?
Because he retired
>>60623218
Yes the attack on the US embassy was cuz of a movie
i can't believe how many americans asked me that stupid question i thought the movie was all over the news
fartbox2000
>commence laughter
>be australian
>get kicked in the balls by a kangaroo
>>60619109
A white businessman hails a taxi cab in New York City. An Indian cab driver pulls up, blasting bollywood music at full volume and gestures for the man "Damn, I'm late for work" thinks the man. By the end of the ride he pays his fare, and gets out of the cab, and is relieved the ride is over. "God, that was aweful" he mutters, and walks into his office.
The next week the businessman hails a cab in the same place. The same Indian cab driver pulls up, bollywood music still booming from the stereo. The businessman smiles, and pulls out a pair of earplugs. "AHAha, it seems you have come prepared this time my friend!" the punjabi laughed.
"Yes" said the businessman, as he stuffs the earplugs up his nose.
>>60628633
That actually wasn't bad.
