>be American
>put literally nothing but sausage and cheese on your pizza
>get confronted with a pic of a real, European pizza
>desperately claim that the full complement of toppings in theoretically available in every American pizza place
>keep eating pizza topped exclusively with salami and cheese because you're afraid of the colour green in your food and/or your Israeli overlords discourage you from eating ham
senpai...
>>60609804
Poor quality thread
the complain about the italian pizza isn't the lack of meat
it's that it is tasteless
>>60609894
jej
>>60609804
Stari to je tud za int preveč očitno.
>>60609804
Brazilian pizza is even better.
Chicken parm pizza is top tier, with good seasoning too...
>>60609804
>Bread with sauce, cheese and oil. What will these clever Euros come up with next!
>>60609804
Meatlovers master race. :D
>>60611663
>he puts parmesan on pizza
chicken bbq pizza is elder-tier 2bh
>>60611804
Have you tried it?
>>60609804
>keep eating pizza topped exclusively with salami and cheese because you're afraid of the colour green in your food and/or your Israeli overlords discourage you from eating ham
But salami is not kosher.
>>60611711
The mad men might try stuffing random shit into a sheep's stomach next
pepperoni, mushrooms and black olives are what I wish on pizza.
I put mayonnaise on pizza.
>>60612934
It is impossible for an American to put mushrooms on pizza. You may desire it, but you'll never go through with it. Source: every single picture of American pizzas ever taken. No mushrooms. Only salami and cheese forever.
>>60613848
... I put mushrooms on my pizza.
Of course, I put pineapple on it too.
>>60613927
>pineapple
Literally worse than Hitler
>>60613959
Thanks, that's what I was going for.
I like ham and mushroom
>>60614143
Then what changed in the Atlantic passage that your American spawn are constitutionally unable to put either on a pizza? It's one of modern science's great quandaries imo.
>>60609804
>gljive na pizzi
Si poludil Janez?Ameri su izmislili pizzu, oni znaju najboljse ;)
>>60609894
poor bait
>>60614404
Ameriški pici mi pravimo 'kmečka pica'. Nadevana je samo z ogrsko salamo (vašim kulenom), čebulo in sirom. Naravnost divjaško!
>>60613848
>>60614341
You're trying too hard.
>>60609804
>salami
They don't even have that, they use some shit called pepperoni
>>60614562
And you're not trying hard enough....with your pizza recipes - or should I say with both of your pizza recipes, with salami or with anchovies.
>>60614768
Pepperoni is just spicy salami with paprika. We call it Hungarian salami.
>>60614848
nah it's definitely worse than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8
absolutely nothing to do with what you'd get on a pizza diavola etc.
>>60614803
>anchovies
Do you get all your information from Popeye cartoons?
>>60614955
Based Maddox knows the score, as always. Amerifats ruinated, last seen on life support.
>>60614955
based
>>60615004
No, from TMNT cartoons.
>>60615144
Well, okay. Those are pretty accurate.
>>60609804
>your Israeli overlords discourage you from eating ham
pepperoni also has pork in it senpai and even if it didn't it wouldn't be kosher to eat on pizza with cheese
>>60612934
Mushrooms and bellpeppers are a must on every pizza t b h
>>60609894
t. Midwestern. Has never own a passport.
>>60615004
anchovies on pizza are delicious tbqhwy
>>60615697
I found the saltiness overpowering, but it has been a while. Maybe I'll give them another day in court.
Nutella Pizza is great tho
>>60609804
Deep dish
