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DUDE
CRIPPLING DEPRESSION EDITION
The collapse of the Soviet Union was a mistake
hi anon
What medicaments do you take?
>>60596943
6-12 beers 2 times a week.
>>60596935
Hello
>>60596922
What medicaments do you take?
Weeeeeeee
God Save the Queen
>>60596943
compazine and trileptal
Can I pass as a local in your bed?
>>60596986
Our loved Dominion bless
With peace and happiness
From shore to shore;
And let our Empire be
Loyal, united, free,
True to herself and Thee
For evermore.
>>60596986
this tbqhh
>>60596965
Is it working?
Hemingway ended up shopting himself with that mix.
>>60596991
Is it working? I take lamotrigine and depakote and some tiny orange pill i do not know name of.
california is the best state
Our loved Dominion bless
With peace and happiness
From shore to shore;
And let our Empire be
Loyal, united, free,
True to herself and Thee
For evermore.
>>60597018
>>60597064
I always wanted to ask whats up with this forced mexican meme, I didn't come here for a while and one day you started spamming that kids picture.
what if cum played monopoly together
>>60596943
lamotrigine and saphris
Thoughts?
>>60597050
no but i have to say they're working so i can make people around me happy :')
>>60597060
thx but ur language sounds like norwegian with a potato in ur throat
>>60597074
post link NOW
>>60597083
lelgium
>>60597083
>Russia
>Gay
delet this!
>>60597074
Okay post link bro
>>60597083
good map
>>60597094
ah yes, norwegian "banter"
when Latvia was part of Russia, it was more relevant and usefull
>>60597094
>>60597112
its a mod for tabletop simulator
we should get it during the summer steam sale and organize something
>>60596958
white feminism baka
>>60597132
immediately ignored
>>60597075
>lamotrigine
it gave my imagination back
before when i tried to imagine something the image comes up, then everything becomes dark as if a TV set has been turned off.
now i can imagine a small improvement
>>60596981
This meme is dead
>>60597152
o-okay
>>60597070
It's a Canadian meme
>>60597164
Canadians are not a people of the memes
Who wants to stream a movie?
>>60597121
cmon... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX45Td-HEcI
>>60597161
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
my 2 day summer vacation finally begins
being twenty-three sucks
you were a kid and now you are suddenly an adult (depressed) with nothing to show for the past few years that seems to have passed in an instant
and in an instant you will hit 30 and become that bitter frustrated man you pitied when you were young.
time flies but your mind wants to stay as a kid forever... the resulting dissonance is unbearable
being depressed seems to make time fly faster don't you think?
day after day you are just here and a year has passed when you look up
>>60597208
i don't see it
>>60597083
turkey is good for you
lol
>>60597203
How do we do that?
>>60597203
stream cops again, that shit was funny as fuck.
>>60597241
Turkey meat is good though
>>60597211
I feel better now
>>60597220
>23 is two years away from 25
>25 is 25 years from 50
>50 is 50 years from 100
Quarter life crisis confirmed. We wasted the best years of our lives.
>>60597203
if I wasnt on 3rd world internet I would
>>60597220
23 here.
Yes, I have passed the last 8 years relating to everything you said. It feels awful and then mediocre then dull and the just okay. You don't have the force to kill yourself but you have enough melancholy to pass another day in delusion that everything will be better.
At least I finally got a gf
>>60597247
>tfw i was still watching cops long after you guys were gone
>Turkey meat is good though
>>60597083
>Russia
>Gay
>>60597220
>>60597265
come on
being in your 20s is still young
>he doesn't enjoy flesh of the turkey fowl
need to have sex with attractive women
Dark meat >white meat
desu
>>60597298
IS IT? I already have sore wrists
>>60597276
I couldn't stop laughing about that guy from Boise, Idaho who was smoking bath salts talking a bunch of crazy shit about fibre wire.
>>60597220
NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOURE TWENTY THREEEEEEEEE
what movie do u guys want to watch
I bless the rains down in Africa
where the fucc is that stream?
WHO UP
Thoughts?
Side note: lmaoing@estonia
>>60597018
who's this semen demon?
>>60597360
something that will make me want to kill myself less
>>60597360
anything
>>60597360
I dont think we ever got around to watching black dynamite because it was so late
>>60597352
that and mc ride losing his shit
>>60597376
why do people want to fuck that bunny?
>>60597346
it is tbqh
The thing is you have to just simply find something that makes you happy.
ANYTHING, a fucking hobby whatever, exercise, draw something you can do.
Trust me, you will feel great
I used to feel the same. and the reason was that i didn't go out and didn't do stuff
stream?
>>60597360
Mad Max: Fury Road.
>>60597386
What? Is that really a thing?
>>60597352
Idaho is a nice state, my family has a cabin near Sandpoint that I'm going to this weekend actually. But a lot of weird shit seems to happen there. Check out the highlights of their governors debate from two years ago, they included some crazy old prospector and a biker who God said he was gonna make him president and was as politically correct as a "turd in a punchbowl":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI_IisSpcCY
>>60597394
DA LEAK THIS
Can you grow a single dude weed bush without it stinking up the house?
>>60597386
They honestly made her very..... curvy
>>60597386
I want to marry her.
>>60597390
Anti cuck
>>60597400
yeah
>>60597416
matate
>>60597335
me 2. I bet it feels really good.
>>60597400
I saw pics of furfags going to the movie in their costumes.
Who /GTA/ here
>mAtaTe
>>60597444
been known to run through the 6 with my woes
>>60597343
Dark meat is for niggers.
>>60597463
fag
>>60597463
Correction
White meat is for niggers
>>60597463
Said the feeble white twink.
DARK MEAT
soon.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boZVIs0HZ2U
>>60597463
dark meat is for white women
DARK MEAT
I NEED A BLACK GF!!
aw yisssss girl
>>60597463
>All the butthurt replies
This. Dark meat is for niggers
This was such a dank toy. I just gave mine to my nephew.
I NEED A CUTE CANADIAN
>>60597540
my poor friends all had one of these
>>60597539
Not even trying to make people butthurt either. I've never seen a white person eat dark meat.
>started a meat shitshow with one reply
no fucking clue what's going on in this thread tbf
dark
Buenas noches putos
good night fags
>>60597578
Good night, pleasant dreams
italian canadians think quebec sucks lol
no idea why they live there then
>>60597605
same for you maple bro
>>60597622
:3
>>60597605
That cat looks so comfy. I'll never be that comfy.
>>60597625
we would have been a separate country were it not for them
>denmark and germany posting nigs
hmmm
>>60597675
does quebec actually want to be a part of canada
Lads, ithout her knowledge I have been purposely peeing in my girlfriend , it took a lot of effort to train myself to pee with an erection its still hard. Its also hard to do this without her knowing. For the last couple weeks every day or two when we have sex I pee in small bursts inside her during sex. Normally when we do it in bed I pass off the extra amounts of liquid as sex fluids and both of us had only had 1 or 2 other sexual partners. But when we have sex in the shower I do not need to hold back, I am amazed she cannot tell what I doing. She probably likes it. In bed at most I can empty half my bladder. But if I know we are going to do it in the shower In advance I try my hardest to not pee at all so I have to go to the washroom badly when we step into the shower.
>>60597683
Maybe
Just maybe
Its because they are niggers?
Makes you think huh
>>60597689
There's no way Quebec could sustain their welfare state without the rest of Canada. They begrudgingly stay.
Hoping for a Match lads
I bet the Canadians who poste here probably sound like a bunch of girls
>latvia
latvia is really making me think
i miss the german who used to post asian girls tbqh
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2016/06/colin-nathaniel-scott-yellowstone-national-park-hot-spring/
>>60597723
I sound like 14 year old tb h
thanks
>>60597749
any time
>>60597675
so should we thank them for voting against independant quebec?
i don't know if quebec souverain is a good idea but.if they hate quebec so much why do they not just move to Ontario?
>you will never have two potatoes in Latvia
>>60597737
we germanic now
>>60597689
Most people want to be Quebecers within Canada. Support for separation is very low right now. The referendum was lost by only a few thousand votes and the areas that voted against were the natives in the north, Gatineau area near Ottawa and Montréal. After we lost the guy leading the campaign said it didn`t go thorugh because of money and "the ethnic vote" which was called racist but it's true.
>>60597777
checked
I'm not sure, they are just connected to Montréal probably due to family (or mafia) ties or something.
>south korea
I'd like to learn Latvian one day.
Samoan women = best women
I'd like to marry a Latvian one day.
>>60597805
>Most people want to be Quebecers within Canada
Absolutely not.
POOPY!
POOPY DOOPY WHOOP WHOOP
POOPY DOOP SHALOOOOP
Lel
>>60597826
>>60597816
Good lads
>>60597790
Bad lad
>>60597734
Well that's a pretty shit way to die.
>don't follow the rules
>die
>>60597734
Fucking Canadians
>cum
>pee right after
>inside of penis starts burning
Kill me.
>>60597852
wtf I hate Latvia now
>>60597915
Then just pee out of your poopy hole like women doooo
>>60597869
Why do asian women have feet so big?
>>60597920
ok im sorry
>>60597915
You got bacteria in your urethra
drink lots of water and stop fapping for a day
>>60597838
Current governments both quebec and montreal are (en effet) against independence
>>60597941
I accept your apology
>>60597942
seriously? that's the reason it burns?
huh..
>>60597937
They're not big
What does a Canadian butthole tastes like?
fugging gooks ;_;
rip
Why does spit smell bad even after I brush my teeth and scrape my tongue?
>>60597838
Why is the BQ dead then? Polls show if there was a referendum only about 30% would vote for separatism. Support among youth is even low.
I hardly know anyone who is a separatist (I live south of Lévis mind you, conservative territory). It`s nothing like the 90s when it was controversial to sing O Canada at a hockey game.
>>60597990
Salt mixed with maple syrup
>>60597990
poo poo
>>60598002
How's your diet?
>>60597996
holy shit
they modernized?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445414
>>60597975
usually. should see a doctor if it lasts more than a few days desu
>>60598036
>fast food
>>60598002
1. Gingivitis
2. Infected impacted wisdom teeth
3. Halitosis
>>60598036
>No "ultimate cheeseburger from Jack in the Box" option
>>60598036
Both are shit. Whopper is the better shit though.
>>60598002
You need to also clean the back of your roof of mouth. The soft part up to the beginning of your throat.
>>60598050
>pretending you've never had those
>>60597996
north korea is best korea
>>60597701
W-what
the whopper tastes like shit btw
>>60598003
I thought you meant Canadians in other provinces wanted to be Quebecois
Never been to burger king in my life and they have them all over the place here.
>>60598109
O_o
>>60598120
Burger King has good chicken sandwiches.
KFC is the best fast food place
>>60598036
Wendy's makes better burgers desu.
>>60597970
thanks love
I wanna die lads
The abscess is annnnoying af
And it's in the most retarded spot, right above the upper lip dead center in the middle there between all the stache hairs and I can't even shave because it hurts like fuck and the doc had to squeeze without anesthetics because it's infected tissue and it also hurt like hell
Why always me
Need to some toes now to cure the pain
>>60598174
I think they make the best fries
>>60598074
I actually haven't, but I do eat 5 guys occasionally.
found some very nice porn to have a wank to
brb
>>60598199
Can't you just pop it with a sterilized needle?
>>60598216
JAV is the only professional porn I can still jack off to
But I prefer amateur Chinese foot videos desu
>>60598236
there is chinese porn?
>>60598214
that's disgusting mate
>>60598211
McDonalds fries will always be the superior fries.
>>60598281
only when they are fresh and hot. as soon as they cooldown by 1 degree, they are trash.
>>60598221
It's open, the doctor cut it and cleaned the cavity but it's still healing up and producing pus
At least the swelling is slowly going away, had a lip three times normal size
Just gotta take the antibiotics and wait
>>60598253
There is some underground shit, I think it comes from HK tho or at least they film it there
But foot stuff seems to be kinda common
>>60598324
but porn is illegal in china right?
why do I gag when I brush my tongue
Fuck you guys made me hungry. What places are open at midnight ?
>>60598331
Yes I think so
>>60598281
all fast food fries are garbage desu
the only good fries are fresh cut
>>60598333
it means you're not gay
>>60598344
my ass
hyahahahaaaa
>>60598344
Taco Bell usually
>>60598344
The donalds
>>60598333
Because youre stuffing a brush in your throat
>>60598333
you havent sucked enough cock to control your gag reflex
>>60598361
oh snap
>he eats food
>>60598344
jack in the box
>>60598344
7/11
aw yisssss
>>60598435
Has America gone too far? y/n
>>60598474
not far enough
>>60598489
>tfw had this once
>>60598500
had it several times when i was in the states
was fantastic
Cute American boys :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3svr_CUhxo
what faggot shit did you listen to when you were younger?
>tfw Cassadee is still kinda cute
>>60598489
>>60598500
>KFC double-down
>methamphetamine
things i've only tried once
>>60598489
these were great
pretty sure I got heart palpatations from 1
>>60598526
oh i hope he fucks all of them at the same time with his massive penis
>>60598540
Nickelback and Smash Mouth
>>60598540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgkMlEn8L2E
brisket
>russians
>>60598555
i like how the guy literally over reacts
Like a fucking autist
>>60598216
>not fapping to text games
>>60598570
used to play this song on repeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUPOpH-yYiw
I'm going to bed. Latvia is in charge tonight.
Why do untalented Canadians make it huge in America? Bieber, Ryan gosling/reynolds, seth rogan, Tom green etc. Should I move to America and become super famous?
>>60598540
Please don't make me remember.
>>60598632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiaYDPRedWQ
>canadians
>>60598632
>Ryan gosling
>untalented
>>60598540
literally fuck cassadee pope. She's a total bitch. Notice that very band Hey Monday doesn't exist anymore? Well before that she was in another band, a local one, along with some friends of mine. When a record label came to sign the band, they only took her because they only wanted her and filled in other members because the real members didn't "match the look" or some bullshit. She took it without even thinking twice. She did the same shit with Hey Monday to pursue her solo career after winning the voice. Killed off the careers of everyone else for the sake of her own rising.
>>60598671
i'd do the same
>>60598663
See what I mean? Talentless hacks but majorly famous. Sum 41 a shit too. I'm gonna be super famous when I become American.
>>60598632
why dont they dont like the good ones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGRNEJiD3PY
>>60598668
Yes
>>60598632
>tfw no ryan gosling boyfriend to hold and caress
>>60598690
The tragically hip deserve way more recognition than any of our other shit exports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyX-kxnQTI
people here in texas love these canadians.. damn she rowdy
>>60598744
Alice a cute
>>60598744
Like a more stupid version of metric
>>60598744
literally who?
>>60598614
omg
Yes sir
When you're at the doctor and there's only Muslims in the waiting room
>>60598671
Lel sounds like your typical music industry experience.
I used to play in a shitty band that was signed to a small label. A bigger label went after us during one of our tours, tried to only take half the members and those dudes didn't budge and turned them down. In the end they literally gave up an opportunity to make it big, just because 3 of us wouldn't be in the band anymore. Obviously those days are long gone, it was probably the wrong decision to make, but at least we can still hang out and be poor together as good friends.
It sucks when you try to fap but you don't get a full erection, this only happens when you're actually fucking a girl.
>>60598823
I thought I was the only one
>>60598823
me when drunk
>>60598848
It's normal
>>60598815
bost band
DYNOMITE
DYNOMITE
>>60598829
>Korean
>German
>American
FUCKING DECIDE ALREADY YOU CHINK CUNT
video blew my mind
>>60598829
>>60598893
>Korean, German, American
What does she mean by that? not memeing I don't know what that means
>i will never be as good as thomas jefferson
>>60598908
Maybe one parent is German/american and one is Korean or Korean/German American or Korean/American german
>>60598908
Muh heritage
>>60598933
>>60598945
Ohhhhh
deeeeeeeeez toes
Are hipster women dying out? I kind of miss them
>>60598975
They're all genderqueer they/them bernies now
>>60598975
theyve evolved
I fucking hate John Oliver.
>>60598993
>>60599101
So that's what happened to them. I miss this kind you'd see around toronto back in 2006-9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEsr5Mm3JfE
just had an earthquake in California f@m
>>60599127
no we didnt
>tfw had a bit of a shake now
just californian things
Shit guys I think I just felt an earthquake
>inb4 fat merica joke
>>60599132
ya we did
>>60599139
>>60599136
sucks to be you nerds then
wish I could experience an earthquake once and nut on some Asian soles while the shaking climaxes
Hey, any of you fags in SoCal? Was there an earthquake just now?
>>60599185
clearly, can you not read those posts
>Earthquake happens
>All Californians suddenly feel the need to post about it
Every fucking time.
just felt a earthquake in BC
post cute feet
>>60599212
God damnit juan
>>60599185
Ye, I thought there was a monster under my bed but felt relieved when I found out it was just a lil quake
>>60599211
>>60599136
Holy fuck
That was an earthquake ?!
CANA-CHAN SAVE US
>>60599211
d-don't joke about that anon
>>60599233
post gf
did Trudeau tweet about the quake yet
>>60599212
Literally me
>>60599195
Just saw them. Must've been a good one. I usually sleep through them, but this one woke me up.
>>60599138
this
Just felt that cheeky earth trying to quake me around.
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
>>60599212
she needs a ped egg
OKAY WE GOT IT THERE WAS A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE FFS
>>60599274
>that concentration of quakes in oklahoma
spooky
>>60599299
OKAY WE GOT IT POST GF FFS
>>60599299
YOU DON'T GET IT
I WAS THERE MAN
I WAS FUCKING THERE
>>60599303
Fracking, my anon. It's going to be really embarrassing when they accidentally cause a massive sinkhole somewhere.
>>60599240
>CANA-CHAN SAVE US
Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This general is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of babyposting and feet and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their shitposts and autism will foam up about their waists and all the Mexicans and Americans will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "no."
Not a big fan of this earthquakes lads
Quakes are like a pepe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RNPj9Ccfyo
>>60599274
5.2 is all? Felt bigger.
golly gosh and earthquake lads
can sanders still make it?
![Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.020.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot_16.36_[2016.06.08_14.54.25].png](https://i.imgur.com/oCCxzGB.jpg "Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.020.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv snapshot 16.36 [2016.06.08 14.54.25]")
>no aftershock
West coast back to the sea when?
>>60599303
Oklahoma gets as much daily small earthquakes as any pacific ring of fire country the world, it's the earthquake capital of the USA. Spook part? It was never historically earthquake prone, this is a recent thing.
>>60599359
I'm so excited to see the bottles that fell off shelves on the news tomorrow.
poo poo pee pee
>>60599394
>Canadia in charge of understanding plate tectonics
We're moving closer to Canada, actually.
getting pretty hungry here lads
Waiting for that mf Doctor
>>60599433
man fuck rocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMMkP_ofpXg
>>60597083
>noble
