You will never go to a cozy diner in Small Town USA, eating chicken-fried bacon and chicken-fried steak with generous helpings of cream gravy and crispy fries, while being served by a curvy Southern belle.
Why even live?
>>60595411
>curvy
>LIKING curvy
start killing yourself
>>60595448
For someone who clearly has low testosterone levels, you're awfully angry. :^)
Man, a really cold glass of iced tea sounds great right now....
>>60595586
:DDD
Canada has great small town culture, bro.
At least that's what I imagine from all the flannel-wearing, pick-up truck driving, calloused-hand old men that seem to populate Ontario and Quebec. Plus there's the small towns in Maritime Canada, and the cowboy culture in Alberta and Saskatchewan.
>>60595411
I've had steak in Omaha, if that counts
>>60599420
How was it for you?
>>60595411
>chicken fried bacon
wtf. sounds unnecessary.
>>60601625
Is that when you fry bacon in chickens?
>>60601844
lol. idk. looking at the OP though it looks like battered and fried bacon.
>>60595411
I did all of that when I was in Irving.
Minus the fries you backwoods trash, why would you get that instead of mashed potatoes?
Anyone else here been to Wyatt's Cafeteria?
>>60601597
Pretty damn good
They had "fingerlings" on the menu, and I had a good chuckle with the waiter about that, but they didn't actually have any so he gave me chips AND mashed potatoes for the same price
He was a good lad, think he was bent though
>>60601994
Glad you enjoyed it. I won't lie when I say I take a small amount of pride on our beef and pork in the Midwest.
>>60602291
To this day, I still say one of the best things I've ever eaten was a Philly cheesesteak that I got in Denver because we didn't actually go to Philly haha
>>60595411
Looks unhealthy
>>60602340
Lol it seems that with Phillies it depends on the spices they use rather than the cut. I've always wanted to try one from Philly but I imagine you have to know what you're looking for. There's probably tons of tourist trap joints that give you an average one but people snatch it up because 'it's a real Philly cheese steak from Philly!'
>>60595411
>chicken-fried
That doesn't make any sense.
>>60595448
lmao, look at that straight line from the shoulders all the way down.
>>60602445
tbf I went to philly. the meme tourist places (there's 2 opposite eachother that ""invented"" it) are crap. There's a couple of really good places though, can't remember which one I got taken out to but it was gud. You gotta get it with cheese whiz tho, for the authentic flavour. It was honestly pretty gud in a sick way.
>>60602505
Cheese wiz is authentic? Damn, I've been committing sacrilege this whole time by using pepper jack.
>>60602632
>>60602505
Pretty sure provolone is the authentic cheese, so you're both wrong
