What is the most borderline illegal thing you've done?
Hate speech
There's nothing borderline. They are all illegal.
Internet hate speech, setting fire to a big pile of hay-fumigating a publicpark and wildcamping.
Smoke weed I guess...
underage drinking
>>60593455
>Costa Rican flag
yours would be crossing the border
>>60593455
>Borderline
Lol
>>60593455
Arson, invasion while high as fuck breaking everything and alikes
>>60593455
When I try 25i, I guess... The trip watching "Rec" with my friends was absolutely amazing, funny and scary as shit, all at the same time.
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>>60593455
fucking a loli, when i was 13.
Obviously that isn't borderline.
Pirating everything (death penalty in USA)
Smoking weed, underage drinking, and prostitution
Killing illegal immigrants when they cross the border.
Not suppose to but local law enforcement turn a blind eye since I'm doing everyone a favor
ate hawaiian pizza
>>60593637
Bullshit. Post proof
Took a breath from an e-cig in the bathroom of my highschool.
Tasted like grapes.
>>60593653
SHAME!
>>60593653
just reported you to interpol and fbi
you dare call yourself italian, you fucking SWINE
>>60593455
trespassing, breaking and entering. they were mainly abandoned chink mansions.
ive also sold drugs.
>>60593455
FUCK OFF NSA
underage drinking and doing graffiti
dindu nuffin
I'm a jaywalking motherfucker
Your mum. Bestiality isnt legal here like C*nada
>>60593455
Maybe downloading movies, if you had asked me about outright crimes I would say drug dealing. This being 4chan it is all fictional though.
Eating testicles
Driven while pretty drunk a couple times. Actually one time was when I was very drunk and puked on my friend's apartment floor and fled the scene without my shoes or shirt.
Smoked weed a couple times, most recently I had to drive home while completely baked and I had absolutely no short-term memory for some reason.
downloading a gf
>>60593653
>>60593455
roommate got drunk and i tried to make him commit suicide but he didn't
>>60593715
>doing graffiti
GamÃn asqueroso
>>60593771
So it is true that all Icelanders are faggots, wow. The more you know...
>>60593784
for the lulz?
>>60593803
I ate pickled ram testicles
Stole a girl's underwear from the laundry room
Could have been expelled from uni potentially, thinking about it now desu
>>60593899
I hope it at least wasn't a lacy thong or some slutty bullshit like that.
>>60593455
Broken into a junkyard multiple times
Burnouts on public roads
Sold suppressor
Been way over the speed limit
Hate speach most likely
>>60593809
yeah
he would get really drunk and do coke all the time and talk about wanting to die every night so i tried to give him tips and helped to flesh out his suicide plan but it never ended up happening so he just spent the rest of the semester doing dabs and acid and assaulting me
>>60593455
I vandalized some old guy's property with his own tools sitting out for me and my friend to use. First we hurled large orange cones at these small lamp posts nearby to crash them into the concrete ground and then we chopped down the tallest lamp post with pickaxes. Lastly we wrote on the concrete with orange spray paint, "Fuck you faggot", and we chuckled.
I later came back alone to take wire samples from all the destruction we made and the old guy saw me and told me he was about to take his shotgun out and shoot me. Of course, I was scared as fuck and wanted to either run away or jam the pliers up this dude's groin then run..
But I stayed still and he imprisoned me in his truck where he interrogated me and I cried like a little baby, "J-just let me go sir, I promise, I didn't do any of this!" he said back, "SHUT-UP KID AND TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW!"
I blamed everything on my friend and told him it was his fault not mine. Regardless, I was picked up by the police and was driven to a station where my mom found me crying in desperation.
She was not at all pleased, and brought me back home where my Dad was not at all pleased either, in fact, he very much resented what I did after my mom spilled all the details on him.
Afterwards, the old man came to my house and negotiated with my dad, it came to a conclusion that my Dad were to pay 5,000 dollars USD for the damages caused by me or he would sue me and the family for all we had.
And that, my dear /int/ellectuals, is the most illegal thing I had ever done in my entire life.
>>60593455
started a couple of fires
>>60594027
>>60593455
Removed a tag from a matress.
Once i brought my sketchbook in a comic book store and stole a comic book by puttiing the comic in there
I put stickers on peoples cars and smoke weed. Sometimes I shop lift.
>>60594027
So you
A) Dogged your mate
B) Snitched to the po po
C) cried like a woman
The results are in, and you.... Yes, youre a fag!
>>60593455
Made a 5y/o grill drink a whole glass of my piss
I was 13 or so myself, but still
>>60593455
didn't tip a waitress this one time
>>60594226
that's hot
why tho? did you tell her it was applejuice?
had a rock hard erection on penis inspection day, BEFORE the big boobed lady touched it
>>60594297
>penis inspection day
>the big boobed lady touched it
Please elaborate
>>60593455
vaping
I once stole cigarettes and wine from a store.
I once scammed old people telling them I collect money for the Bavarian Forrests.
Also scammed I need money for a phone call.
>>60594258
Lemonade but yeah, p. much
>>60594466
what was her reaction?
she was a relative?
Go on..
>>60594487
She was a neighbour of some cousins, I remember seeing her immediate disgust while saying it didn't taste like lemmons, still made her drink it up (and pay 100 pesos for it)
>>60594668
fucking kek.
>>60593455
I grew psychedelic mushrooms when I was 15, not very borderline though.
>>60594668
ah women are so stupid at any age
>>60593478
>>60593520
kekekekekeke your countries are not free!
USA is free!
Not you!
My land shares a property line with a pretty big national park, I have been known to throw a round or two towards idiots who ignore my 50+ no trespassing signs.
I always miss them of course, but I have had some where I missed a little closer than I meant to.
Bears gotta eat too.
>>60593455
Posting on this website
t.european
>>60594697
Why this? You find them on every small lawn.
>Psilocybe semilanceata fruits solitarily or in groups on rich[22][34] and acidic soil,[35][36] typically in grasslands,[37] such as meadows, pastures,[38] or lawns.[22] It is often found in pastures that have been fertilized with sheep or cow dung,[22] although it does not typically grow directly on the dung.
>>60593455
drove above the speed limit
>>60594027
You're an idiot, your dad is an idiot, and that guy just got the freest $5000 ever.
>>60594027
Just do society a favor and kill yourself
I stole the bikini of a girl at a camping.
>>60593455
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>60593455
Grew magic mushrooms, had almost an ounce of weed on me at college the same day the prime minister was visiting with security and everything.
>>60593653
Disgusting degenerate.
>>60595937
>fun & games
what do they mean by this?
