>lightly banter /int/
>they demand your country be rangebanned
>lightly banter a canadian
>he unsheathes his katana
>shitposted all over board for days
>now I feel bad about it
>>60590680
that's autistic as hell but also kind of cool
>>60590680
They should have pulled out a gun and went Indiana jones on him
>>60590704
>>60590704
autism and cool is redundant.
>lightly banter a canadian
>he deletes your thread
Just a reminder that acting autistic on a chink image board is not banter
>>60590602
>leafposting
>banter
>>60591007
>he saved threads he disagrees with
Classic Australian
>>60590602
>i-it's not like I like your country or anything, BAKA
>w-w-w-we're just worthy opponents!
>I r-r-r-respect you! Okay?!
>WE STAND TOGETHER
Is the Australia/Canada shitposting cycle the greatest love story ever told?
>>60590680
>tries to grab the sword from the guy who saved him
>>60590733
>autism and cool is redundant.
You mean oxymorons or antonyms you fucking RETARDED BRAZILIAN MONKEY
FUCK YOU GO GET KILLED IN A FAVELA
>leafposting
>banter
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KesRfh9rrv
>>60591088
The greatest love story ever told is uhhh, my penis and your butt hehe *wags tail*
>>60591188
ive seen you before
That Canadian who says "raises paw" and "leafboys", along with that argie /int/ gf feel guy and that retard who avatarfags with pepe and dog pics are the most cancerous posters on this site.
>>60590680
New york deserves a nuke
>>60591188
>>60591114
FRIG OFF
>>60591266
SCRAM
>>60591245
I'm the former, and the latter is the poster I always defend. It hurts that you don't appreciate the leafboys and join /int/ in attacking us rather than embracing our rightful place as leaders of /int/. Australians unite in such cases, but too many Canadians are self loathing and try to stop us from reaching true greatness
*crosses paws*
>>60591245
Don't forget about the leaf trap poster
>>60591302
The leader that Canada needs.
>>60591302
>I'm the former, and the latter is the poster I always defend
I'm him, thanks bro.
I was typing out a response in the last thread as it got deleted, thanks for your support.
I've defended so many Canadians on here but i'm getting sick and tired of our Canadian brothers becoming so selfhating, we need to purge the traitors to make an example for the rest, to be quite honest.
>>60590602
>lightly banter rangebanned
>they demand your country be /int/
>>60591341
They're 'embarrassed' because they give a shit about what other countries think. They don't realise that the only thing that matters is your progress with your int gf, or my furry action tendencies, and how we can better the leaf movement on /int/. The rest are lesser beings that we should distance ourselves from. I'll always be your leafbro, and the leafboys will always have your back
>be American
>terrible banter
>Canadians equally bad but special snowflake status distracts attention away from my shitposting
>always some backwater retard who posts about Americans good posting reputation
>leafs universally known for their low T cringeposts
>feels good
>>60591392
>I'll always be your leafbro, and the leafboys will always have your back
Thanks leafbro, leafbros for ever.
>>60591422
>wahh, we're just as bad poster as they are, why wont they notice me!
Typical American, jealous of their northern neighbours
>it's a Canadian attempts to be viewed the same as Australians thread.... AGAIN
>Lightly banter /pol/
>They proceed to go on a 2000 word rant about how Trump is going to kill all the niggers and spics and how white genocide is real and how the Holocaust never happened but that we should have another one and how /pol/ represents all of 4chan and anyone who disagrees is a Redditor SJW Tumblrina and how they're always right despite being proven wrong all the time
>>60591498
you are the same faggot
>>60591506
Cuck
>>60591557
He's right tho *smacks your butt*
>>60591506
This lmao
/pol/ is SO easy to trigger and b8
>Post some quite blatant but somewhat subtle cuckold b8 in a thread
>Literally 10+ essay-length replies with all these infographics and shit completely unrelated
>>60591007
>implying that all of /int/ wouldn't be sucking that guy's dick if he had another flag
>>60591506
Holy shit this.
The sad part is, I agree with literally everything /pol/tards say, but just hearing the same words over and over again just get so stale that it's now fun to trigger them. The sad part is, /pol/ literally was satire back then, but it isn't now.
>>60591692
>I agree with retarded ex-satirical positions
typical pol-tard completely lacking self awareness
>>60591525
At least Australians post legitimately funny things and are able to take banter. The difference is that Canadians try so hard to be funny and act extremely defensive when given the bantz, despite claiming they're the best at it.
>>60591768
>legitimately funny
Your memes cloud your vision 2bh
>>60591506
I agree with a lot of the things that /pol/ says but the board itself is pure cancer and has too many Redditors.
>>60591804
poo
>>60591764
Point is I don't feel the need to be a deliberate stormfag, but I do believe a lot of what they post, they're not wrong about immigration, Islam in general, and Trump being the best for America. That's more or less an entire /pol/ack's agenda but it's not wrong, just repetitive and it's now fun to troll them.
>l*afs were the ones bragging about getting aussies b&
>>60591804
This is exactly what I mean.
Stop acting so butthurt that you're not Australia tier shitposting.
Rangebans are always wrong. Punishing millions of innocent people just because mods are too lazy to do their jobs is just disgusting.
>>60590602
>lightly banter
>not 'voraciously shitpost'
>>60590689
Are you the commie cock sucker?
>>60591883
We don't /int/ does. That's why /int/ has a hard on for us
>>60591907
Do you mean Emperor Putin namefag? That is not me.
>>60591881
I wish we were responsible but it was probably just the Aussies getting their just desserts.
>>60591302
I enjoy your posts leafboy.
>>60591913
>that's why /int/ has a hard on for us
Stop lying
>>60591979
We were never banned, it was just a joke
>>60592004
Thanks NZ
>>60590602
>Hab
>Stanley Cup
>>60591506
Yeah /pol/ is terrible, even though I'm against immigration/islam etc myself.
There was a Palestine thread the other day and they repeatedly called me a jew/kike even though I pointed out there were less than 7000 in New Zealand. One guy kept doing it to everything I said.
It's kind of funny how they accuse SJWs of being "Triggered" when they're just as emotionally retarded themselves.
>>60592037
>lying
We have a disproportionate amount of threads about us by far
>>60591804
mate people come to /int/ to fawn over australia, they don't want some weedy little country like Canada autisming all over their computer
>>60592074
I know they do. But we're the red pill. Eventually /int/ will wake up
>>60592101
>Canada
>The Red Pill
No wonder you take pride in degeneracy like that.
I tried making threads but I think my IP service whatever is banned, janny is getting it
>>60591247
That's clearly Atlanta dude
>>60592174
What did this poster mean by this
>>60590602
>Canada
>Stanley Cup
>>60592199
>He actually thinks the Red Pill is enlightenment
This is why you're autistic. You actually take 4chan seriously and try to guise it with "banter" all the while getting asshurt when someone knocks you off your porch.
This is why you're a meme nation. You sperg out on Internet memes like it's real life. No wonder Trudeau specifically wanted #Gamergate banned in his political agenda
so it's just a handful of leafposters?
>>60592255
Pretty much the hoardes that come from Toronto make Canada walking cancer.
>>60592252
>getting this serious, while accusing others of being serious
oh fug
>>60592255
We're the original leafboys, yeah, but more are coming. In the end we'll become a force too powerful for /int/ to imagine
>>60592252
>Gamergate
What was the big deal with that? Wasn't it about some slut who slept with some nerds, to get higher ratings on her game?
>>60592343
It's not worth learning about 2bh.
>>60592255
Canadians fall into four categories:
>leafposting autistic fucks - 10%
the smallest group, their autism is straight out of /r9k/ or reddit, furries poofs and other stupid cunts that think their cringe posting is 'bants'
>legit anglo banters - 15%
only slightly larger than the leafposters, they are as good as the best aussies but are often mistaken for the autistic group, very hard to spot them
>self hating leaf posters - 20%
they wait for any canadian to post and critique them over multiple posts and critique the other self hating leafposters who join in ruining any canadian thread they can
>Canadian patriots - 55%
completely reactive, if you post something negative about canada they will flood in to defend the country informing you about their hockey, syrup, mounties, British Royalty and land size, these cunts are the reason so many people post Canada bait threads
>>60592550
There are a few Quebec posters who are generally good posters, they mostly just stay in their general or bait Anglos by talking about how much better than the rest of Canada they are. Otherwise spot on assessment.
>>60592550
>he put this much thought into it
We've been on your mind for awhile, eh?
>>60592656
who gives a dead moose's last shit about quebeck
>>60592656
>q-Quebec posters are good though!
Found the spineless quebecucks. Absolutely sad
>>60592679
you fall into the first category mate
>>60592550
HOW DARE YOU INSULT CANADA.
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE ARE HOCKEY MASTERS AND WE MAKE GOD TIER MAPLE SYRUP, AND WE HAVE MOUNTIES, AND WE ARE BIGGER THAN YOU
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>60592727
You should have fallen into ur mums esophagus
the easiest way to trigger canadians is to tell them they are literally just United States but irrelevant.
The more butthurt they are when they respond the more likely it is that they are Chinese
>>60592891
This is what americans believe because they have an ego that needs to be fed. They need to believe we're like them, because the international community likes us.
>>60592788
i think you fall into category 1
>>60592923
the international community literally only likes Canada because of American media
>>60592950
>>60592923
>because the international community likes us.
Because of memes.
We do pretty much everything the US does and no one hates us for it. It's quite funny
>>60592923
>>60592950
The international community only really likes Canada for the same reason it's popular to be contrarian, America is unpopular because it's big and powerful and everyone knows it, Canada is just America but without any of that, so how can you like America without liking what's big and popular? Like Canada
>>60592979
You're young, or dumb
>>60593006
wahhh
>>60593014
What exactly do you do differently from the US?
>>60593014
Pretty much everywhere the US military goes, we also go, in some form. Yet no one bitches at us for being evil imperialist war mongers.
In terms of international politics, we are the US except no one hates us.
>>60593071
Don't bother, he'll just spout something about free healthcare and being slightly whiter, and maybe something about the Queen
>>60593081
>literally knows nothing about Canadian history
Nice, they really don't teach the nonwhites these days do they
top kek @ you poofs being serious
>>60591245
Easter?
>>60592325
>leafboys
even when you had the opportunity to pick ANY name you wanted as a way to demonstrate this supposed 'force to be reckoned with you' you coined the name "leafboys".
how innately cucked and effeminate must an entire nation be to strive to be a leafBOY hahaha
>>60593115
I wasn't talking about history. I was talking about right now.
And why the fuck would you imply i'm non-white lol? I'm not even speaking negatively about Canada, in fact I'm quite happy with our place on the world stage. You just need to stop being naive. The less powerful will always be influenced by the more powerful. It's just the way it is. You just gotta accept it.
>>60593205
got rekt cunt
>>60593209
>wahhh
shut the fuck up or the leafboys will deal with you
>>60593303
>self hating leaf posters - 20%
>they wait for any canadian to post and critique them over multiple posts and critique the other self hating leafposters who join in ruining any canadian thread they can
>>60593303
>got rekt cunt
yes you did
>>60593209
>our place on the world stage
Americas backup dancer?
>>60591804
i mean you're not wrong but the seed has already been planted
>banter an american
>get shot
>>60593594
this
don't fuck with us
>>60593599
Anon it was just a prank bro put your gun away
>>60592181
Just use a proxy you dumb cunt
>>60593667
are you trying to take my right to bear arms?
i swear to god you son of a bitch I'll pump yer head full of lead
>>60593818
Let me save you the trouble
>>60594009
Canadians take politeness to the extreme.
>Canadians keep grouping us with them
>>60591453
>Y-you're just jealous of me!
Typical French response.
>>60591266
Fuck off you cheeseburger walrus
>>60591804
Oh look, another cringe post by cucknada
>>60591843
OMG UR SO AMAZING AUSTRALIA EBIN BANTZ LET ME SUCK UR DICK!!!
>lightly butter bread
>they demand you butter the bottom
>>60594391
Butters the top
Fuck ur faggot rules
>>60590602
>Another fucking leaf trying to Make Canada and Australia some sort of Shitposting dynamic Duo
Your the robin to our batman at best, not the good ones, more like Tim or Jason
