I've got a beautiful girlfriend. Things that are never gonna happen - edition.
Everyone is welcome. Especially Slavs, Hungarians, friends of the V4 and everyone else, who tends to enjoy a friendly banter.
Previous Thread >>60559453
remove anime тбх
Is making new threads 200 posts before bump limit some kinda meme I don't understand?
How old are you
Me 19
best girl
>>60571615
That girl kinda defeats the purpose of the mask, no? It'd be easy to find out who someone is once you know who their gf is.
Amateur shit, really.
>>60571718
will you marry femanon ?
>>60571615
get rid of the blue shield in the middle, it looks silly
daily reminder that ottomans were the greatest empire that ever existed on the face of this planet
>>60571633
That's not a woman is it.
>>60571781
>>60571718
>>60571701
26
A
>>60571812
:^)
NAL
>>60571764
no too fet
>>60571856
SHIT
>>60571853
>leather lamellar
Fucking why?
We should build the wall around V4.
there is nothing wrong with animation from the land of the rising sun
>>60571949
in steppe warfare if you are too heavy you get fucked up
>>60571615
Shit edition, post here instead >>60572108
>>60572130
THERE IS
A HOUSE
IN NEW ORLEANS
>>60571781
The greatest empire was the Mongolian empire.
>>60572130
except for the fact that you have to be a kid or mentally ill to like it.
>>60571615
I posted 3/4 of those pics and people still say I have shit taste
>>60572218
i love empires that last only one lifetime
I feel like puking but at the same time I cant puke. I should not eat vošouchy for lunch.
wat to do
>>60571764
fuck off
>>60572240
whats up fempek ?
>>60572240
you do though
you just post so much of those pics that some of them are statistically bound to be good
For the warhammer fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GWW2alayGw
>>60572274
eat pancreatic piggy glands
>>60572274
eat them for dinner, duh
>>60572377
you got some work lined up for the summer ?
>>60572240
u do
>>60572367
thx lover of square faces
>>60572377
hi fennon :DDDD
>>60572130
>>60572234
There are some nice series and movies out there, especially the artsy ones, but the constant regurgiation of the same autistic shitposts filled with moeblob waifus is and always was pure cancer tbqh.
I mean what kind of contrarian no-fun-allowed kind of sperg do you have to be to not enjoy Redline?
>>60571615
hungarians are more slavic than bulgarians, who are true descendants of the huns
>>60572462
hi hows reparat going?
My Czech teacher said when communism fell in Czechoslovakia people didn't really give a shit. They jingles their keys to make noise or just said yay.
Why?
>>60572569
didn't study for it yet desu
>>60572510
I watched anime too, but I stopped doing it after pokemon and dbz
watching anime (especially posting it) and having waifus after your 20s is pretty retarded 2bh
>>60572367
NOT FUCKHUEG ENOUGH
>>60572624
>watching anime
there are some watchable animes but they are buried under the moeblob/fanservice trash
>>60572691
you're probably right, but the fact that anime produces so much weeaboo shit makes me hate it 2bh
>>60572377
heeey baby ty mně blowjobneš za tú dvacku no né ty krávo?
múžu te filmnout? né vole, to je pře mne jenom, já to nedám někde na ten jútub nebo co vole, já tím vetrem nepískám slyšíš?
dáš si páreček? vídenský, pravý
>>60572620
because it was rotting for he whole 80s. Everyone knew it was going down.
>>60572621
>didn't study for it yet
you really want that lidl job don't you?
>>60572824
not really i just don't have a choice cause i'm a retard :DDDD
>>60572620
Your teacher is a communist.
On a more serious note, people had pretty high hopes for end of communism, there was huge demonstrations (with key jingling), optimistic speeches and singing, even prayer in the streets.
Then people watched helplessly and aimlessly as economic system is transitioned and THEN they were surprised that people unscrupulous enough to abuse faults in the transition mechanism (like poor control of financial transaction, shareholder ownership rights and fraud prevention) got absurdly rich and powerful, and that people with connections from the previous era (mostly socialist secret service operators and collaborators) have most opportunity as well as no inhibitions when it comes to taking advantage from it. And so the optimism and hope quickly gave way to disenchantment, skepticism and mild depression.
>>60572115
like this?
>>60572620
no my jsme boli na tom Václaváku no né vole?
máme hole v ruce, nebo klíčky, nebo co kto bych to už pamatoval, já jén znám že tam Kaťka z tretí B se olizovala s Hondrou
já chti žít nonstop no né vole
>>60572624
>I don't know good anibe so anibe is for children
And what about western cartoons?
>>60573004
>socialist secret service operators and collaborators
same shit happened in every post gommie country, the idea of communism was dead among the ruling elites since the 60s at least
Hello friends how's everyone doing
>>60573153
just chilling after work
>>60573153
I'm going to keep bullying you until you finally join us
>>60573069
ty koukáš rozprávky? co jseš malej, že bych si znál, ja už koukala i tý horory americkej
Káťa ti řekne
>>60571701
18
but everytime i have that question i broke out in tears, since my birthday is in the middle of fucking autumn and i'm depressed as fuck that time
srsly, i never had a happy birthday since the age of ten
"happy birthday anon, here's your cake and present, but now go back to your room and don't go out until you finish your math homework"
>>60572956
You seem like a smart retard maybe you can work the cashregister:DDD
>>60571334
you are officially welcome here m8
>>60571701
19
>>60573153
>>60573203
>>60573153
Croatia is cute
>>60573286
Your parents just want the best for you and you've got many birthdays left that can be happy
>>60573298
>maybe you can work the cashregister
i'll have to even if i didn't want to :DDD
>>60573203
Sadly I don't think there's a strong political drive in any of our leading parties for joining V4, although our president is very keen on the idea and is shilling for it all the time.
>>60573322
wow rude
>>60573386
america yuo are my greatest ally
>>60573069
do you like the chinese monkeys as well?, how dissapinting 2bh
>And what about western cartoons?
it depends on which one, but I don't watch cartoons
>>60573392
n-nn-no anon, you can't understand the pain i feel that time
at autumns, i become the worst autistic child you can imagine: i talk with almost nobody, i spend the whole day depressed, and it won't change in my life
birthday became a swear word in my life, a taboo that i can't and don't want to touch
if mum or dad ever said for something i wanted that "you'll get that for your birthday, anon", i knew i'll be disappointed with it and i'll leave it untouched
>>60573069
Amálka, Krtek and couple others are the only acceptable cartoons 2bh
>>60573424
>fetty working with food
let me guess, there won't be much left after your shift is over, huh?
>>60573584
go see shrink and get some pills máté
>>60573233
I have no idea what you just said and google doesn't help, Candi
In case this is about cartoons, there are some gud series not necessarily aimed for children tbqh
Look, a song about you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkNV-0O1ya8
>>60573750
>let me guess, there won't be much left after your shift is over, huh?
i'm not trammi fammi, and i don't really think that's how supermarkets work
>>60573750
I like Amalka, it's cute
>>60573424
how about a Russian sugar daddy?
>>60573584
I'm sorry to hear that but you probably have seasonal depression and pills could help if you are willing to see someone
>>60573750
wow rude don't say that too qt arthritisanon
>amálka
more like análka amirite x---D
>>60573965
dude lmao XDD
>>60573965
kanálka.
Teás Kanálka
>>60573851
but u fet too :DDD
>and i don't really think that's how supermarkets work
hehe, you'l see for yourself
>>60573889
>wow rude don't say that too qt arthritisanon
what did he mean by this?
>>60574146
>but u fet too :DDD
haha no i weigh 63kg and have 183cm nigga i'm a skeleton :DDDD
>>60574200
i am sure you are adorable
>>60573574
>>60573750
>no fun allowed
Being close-minded about entertainment is precisely why we can't have nice things tbqh
>>60573471
Isn't your president from one of the leading parties?
>>60574146
>but u fet too :DDD
what the fug u mean by "too"
r u fet not me :DDD
>>60574347
not our fault you have low standards for entertainment lad, some things just aren't fun at all
>>60574304
you too
>>60573750
okay
>>60574453
iam sorry
>>60574595
>oh no he's a weeb
damn what a surprise right :DDD
>>60572620
More or less this >>60572815.
Everybody knew the comrades were at the end of their strength, the only question was whether they go quietly or with a bang.
I think many of our problems come from the fact that they chose the former.
>>60574679
whatever floats someones boat
QUICK NOW
You have 10 seconds to tell me one notable thing about the country of Slovakia
>>60572141
Mongols used iron as well.
>>60574805
lots of cigány
i want to pour hot was over femhuns tits
>>60574429
I'm not fet tho
ok, hands up fatties, counting time!
>>60574805
uhh bryndza
>>60574450
One of said things is spics littering v4.
Can anime fill the void?
>>60573965
Stop using my joke you jokestealer
>>60574805
euro currency
>>60574830
*wax
>>60574957
If you like anime you should hang yourself.
>>60574957
that's a pretty thorough makeup
>>60574955
rude
>>60574805
drevokocur
>>60574930
>I'm not fet tho
>
>>60574805
halusky
>>60574805
čučoriedka
>>60574805
their history
>>60574805
topánky
>>60574450
>I don't know it therefore it's shit
what a sad attitude
What do you consider good entertainment then?
>>60574805
halusky and whatever they call ciupagi
>>60574957
Wow, this pizza looks almost like a human
>>60574805
Well-preserved Hungarian architecture.
>>60574805
kandinsky
>>60575207
*kakadinski
>>60575238
X-----------DDDDDDDDDDD
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>>60574957
Yes! ;3
>>60575266
It's a worksafe board keep your roastie to yourself
>>60574805
Štefánik
>>60574805
fertility
>been doing this 3.5 year CS major for 5 years now
>tommorow is the last test I will ever have to take
>can't motivate myself to prepare for it
>>60575309
Is that why you like little girls because they don't have roasties?
>>60575644
Good luck
post high test
>>60575644
you should get some work, cs pays at least average wage even for junior position
>>60575696
That's one reason, yes
>>60571805
>hau hau
everytime
>>60575644
>3.5 year CS major for 5 years
wew
>>60573203
never ever
>>60575856
thats not uncommon desu
>>60575883
where is croatia's face?
>>60575883
>no slow venia
Imagine the smell of a battle tested woman
Hnnnggggg
>>60576064
Strong chin
I no longer have waifu.
Rip autism early 2016-9.6.2016
>>60576124
>>60576146
wat happened anon?
>>60576146
what happened?
>>60576146
what happened?
why is 4chin lagging so badly
fix your fucking site, gookmoot
>>60575810
Stop posting her, she's fugly
>>60575840
How is hau hau in Slowvak?
>>60575883
kek
saved
>>60576096
It's probably fucking disgusting
>>60576146
Good, she was ugly
>>60574805
drevokocur
post the music that is streamed to your ears at this very moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHSnLRrEC10
>>60577015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjQvAB4d6iM
>>60577015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZgImLY3o94
>>60575883
Where is Zlovenia? :(
>>60577015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEtsFqCY1LY
>>60576146
>>60577091
slovenia suck dicky
>>60576515
>Stop posting her, she's fugly
dont be a fag
>>60575207
>>60575238
>>60575271
http://webmshare.com/y8QVB
>>60577074
>>60577082
>>60577126
nice lads
>>60577015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUpacRemMCA
>>60577074
might check this out later
>>60577126
good taste
test
are poles made of gelatin
>nightime shitposting interupted
TRIGGERED MY NIGGERS
>>60577741
They're made of poo.
>>60577644
as much as I hate Japanese culture this is nice
has some kind of orientality in it in a good sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTFwQP86BRs
drunk as fug тбх
>>60577714
You're still banned
>>60577015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0
>>60577817
Awesome shit t b h.
>>60577015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61fVT7aiR0A
I'm not very proud desu
>>60577015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lspjLG9nHXk
>>60577846
nothing wrong with a bit of hardbass once in a while desu
>>60577204
>>60577766
my favorite japanese recording desu, it's so happy and uplifting like nothing i've heard before
>>60577846
BOCHKA BASS KOLBASER
>>60577780
>drunk on a schoolnight
heresy
>>60577945
kek
>>60577817
Is DOOM any good?
>>60578036
didn't play it yet desu, but from what i heard and seen it looks breddy gud
>>60578026
>schoolnight
>>60577015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
>>60578113
are you a typical ruski drunk?
>>60576146
Awww. Im sure you will find another "woman" with man jaw
Going to KFC tommorow. Femanon mad jelly
>>60578193
not only croatia is cute but has very nice taste too :3
>>60577945
I said he was a part-time gay stripper
>>60578207
i like to get drunk but it never interfiers with my day to day life
>>60577204
c-cute
>>60573069
>judgemental
Can you explain the definition of this? In my experience it's a term for deflecting valid criticism and it's often used by people who can't handle a little disapproval, i.e. women.
:DDD
>>60578417
>average_/v4/_thread.jpg
>femanon will never meet me irl
>choco will never meet me irl
>kadinski will never meet me irl
Why live
>>60578460
>>60578551
that's not true, there are severak autsits here
>>60578255
thanks yuo people usually tell me that i have a shit music taste and that i should kill myself
>>60578577
*several
>>60578589
that's very rude
>>60578577
yes but there is only one autist in that pic
>>60578589
>music elitists
those fags should unironically kill themselves
>>60578502
>>femanon will never meet me irl
>>choco will never meet me irl
why would you want that tho?
>>kadinski will never meet me irl
borrow money from a shady slovak man and don't pay it back, he'll pay a visit for sure
>>60578686
>borrow money from a shady slovak man and don't pay it back, he'll pay a visit for sure
>>60578686
Why wouldnt I?
>>60578589
Don't get it wrong. You should definitely kill yourself desu.
>>60578502
I will meet you if you want anon. Do you live anywhere close to Brno by any chance?
>>60578589
>>60578937
don't bully the croatia
>>60578937
FUCK OFF LEAF
>>60578993
No Im from Pilsen and I have never been in Brno desu
>>60578686
Nobody paid me to burn down Klinika yet, I'm very dissapointed
>>60579074
>Klinika
are there any new happenings?
>>60578810
>Why wouldnt I?
choco is just an autist faggot
femanon is just your run of the mill middle-class grill
How can I get a Polish QT like this? I NEED to know, please help brother out. Should I drink more like Polish guys, and act dumb all the time? Is that what Polish QTs want?
>>60579074
how do you expect us to pay if you don't give some contact info?
sheesh what an amateur
>>60579149
do you have more pics of her?
>>60579203
I wish.
>>60579054
We could meet in Prague then. I'm not going to travel on the other side of our country just to visit that small village called Plzeň. :P
>>60579149
just bee urself lmao
>>60579127
The squatters seem to have an upper hand now
>>60579159
You shut in NEETs have barely money for ramen noodles, I don't think you can shill out 15,000 bucks
>>60579237
so I rape her? Ok, thanks for the help!
>>60579285
>so I rape
the polish are used to that desu
Post what are you listening to at this very moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhPDFmoqmKY
>>60579319
rude
>>60579144
Yes thats why I want to see their autism lvls irl
>>60579239
>15,000 bucks
wtf do you do with all that money, buy chinese cartoon figurines, onaholes and all your weeb shit?
Post some classical Slovak poetry
apparently you love them so much, half of your streets are named after them
>>60579412
>Post some classical Slovak poetry
Cum Dumpster
I was walking down the street
Had an urge to skeet
Saw a dirty dumpster
this looks nicer than the girl I dumped'r
I unzipped my pants
shat on the plants
>>60579412
Sandor Petofi very important Slovak writer
>>60579412
cigan sem
cigan tam
cigan in your mum
>>60579370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVtBCoch8YY
>>60579412
>Post some classical Slovak poetry
what about prose?
>môj zmľandravený úd sa prebudil a cítil som, ako rastie; začal napínať látku na nohaviciach. bol som zdesený, zahanbený, potil som sa viac ako doteraz. uvedomoval som si, že to musí cítiť, a v rozpakoch som zakoktal: "prepáčte," a toto hlúpe slovo znásobilo moje rozpaky
>>60579319
deleee
ehhh
>>60579370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST6nEvIEY4s
>>60579412
Talpra magyar, hí a haza!
Itt az idő, most vagy soha!
Rabok legyünk vagy szabadok?
Ez a kérdés, válasszatok!
A magyarok istenére
Esküszünk,
Esküszünk, hogy rabok tovább
Nem leszünk!
Rabok voltunk mostanáig,
Kárhozottak ősapáink,
Kik szabadon éltek-haltak,
Szolgaföldben nem nyughatnak.
A magyarok istenére
Esküszünk,
Esküszünk, hogy rabok tovább
Nem leszünk!
Sehonnai bitang ember,
Ki most, ha kell, halni nem mer,
Kinek drágább rongy élete,
Mint a haza becsülete.
A magyarok istenére
Esküszünk,
Esküszünk, hogy rabok tovább
Nem leszünk!
Fényesebb a láncnál a kard,
Jobban ékesíti a kart,
És mi mégis láncot hordtunk!
Ide veled, régi kardunk!
A magyarok istenére
Esküszünk,
Esküszünk, hogy rabok tovább
Nem leszünk!
A magyar név megint szép lesz,
Méltó régi nagy hiréhez;
Mit rákentek a századok,
Lemossuk a gyalázatot!
A magyarok istenére
Esküszünk,
Esküszünk, hogy rabok tovább
Nem leszünk!
Hol sírjaink domborulnak,
Unokáink leborulnak,
És áldó imádság mellett
Mondják el szent neveinket.
A magyarok istenére
Esküszünk,
Esküszünk, hogy rabok tovább
Nem leszünk!
(Pest, 1848. március 13.)
>>60579412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O8aEWTyVKQ
>>60579616
That is mean.
>>60578551
Znam to počutje.
/mimohodom autist/
>>60579629
My new cell phone ringtone. Thanks.
>>60579412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KCse2zSzII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqPgwZLTANE (ignore big hairy man)
>>60579739
>padli turci na poniky
>>60579370
some other fag posted a nin vid and I let it on autoplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDsqpeiTqg8
>>60579370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMBDN3D2Bz8
What did she mean by this?
langos with ketchup
>>60579719
No problem, Slav
Try to not remove yourself while listening desu senpai
>>60576243
>>60576471
>>60576502
Whats the point if im too autistic and ugly to ever het girl like that, im almost 20 so its probably time to live real life and not fairytales. I mean i never really bought into it super hard and half the time i posted her just cause she triggered atleast 3 autists guaranteed
>>60578245
>>60577129
>>60576515
t. Homo extremus flacidus
>>60579528
Laughed irl
>>60579905
that's bad and you should feel bad, lángos with nutella is the only option
>>60579402
Exactly
Well let's count it
Travel expenses: 300 EUR
Ammunition, weapons and gas: 3000-4000 est. EUR
Hired help: 2000 EUR
Kit Kat from a gas station: 0.60 EUR
That only leaves me with 10,000 EUR for the onaholes, and I usually would charge way more for something like that
It's way more dangerous than a hit - lot of crowd control, unfamiliar surroundings, police monitored site, generally hot area
Plus I would have to tear gas the marxists out first, which even complicates it even more
Cops would be there in like 10 minutes too, and I ain't Sicilian enough to cap a cop, chapis?
>>60579946
>ugly
>posts face in every faces of /int/ thread
nigga you aint ugly
>>60579946
You like girls with short hair and manly features. You are the homo here
>>60579992
I will help you destroy Klinika for free or half of the kit kat
>>60579999
Cause i dont care lol. Im extremely non-shy, i would say confident but thats not it. I simply dont give a fucks about those things
>>60579946
>im almost 20 so its probably time to live real life
It probably is. Pitty it took you so long.
>>60580144
>Caus i dont care
then what is stopping you from approaching girls?
>>60580103
I actually prefer long hair but i like all kinds of girls
>>60579992
>Ammunition, weapons
do you expect sluníčkars to fight back?
>Hired help: 2000 EUR
why do you need help?
>Plus I would have to tear gas the marxists out first,
why bother?
well you are the expert here anyway, i just thought it would be as simple as throwing a bunch of molotovs in and setting the entrance on fire and you will be done with it
start a gofundme or something :DDD
>>60580206
Nothing
>>60580103
Nigger you are getting third of it and you better be happy about it
>>60580301
Now that Im thinking about it I should probably take a WHOLE kit kat
should I drink beer or play HoI4 or both or none
wat do
>>60573750
>no Potkali se u Kolína
vypečené desu
So how are things in poor Europe fellow slavs?
>>60580589
go for a comfy night walk
>>60580589
Play hoi4 lad
>>60580589
Drink beer
>>60580589
Play TW:Warhammer
>>60580589
drink beer and shitpost desu
>>60580589
both