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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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>>60569433
good thread
Dear friends in Japan: when was the last time you went outside?
>>60569612
2 hours ago
>>60569612
I just came back to home.
朝、友だち
>>60569433
乙です GJ!
>>60569715
朝だち
>>60569715
good morning
>>60569631
>>60569697
Where did you go?
OPに礼を言うたりお疲れさまというのは日本だけ?
日本人が単に優しいってこと?
または匿名の空間にも上下関係を規定する儒教的影響?
I wonder what's worse: to never be handsome or ugly from teens to old age or to be a handsome young man and to turn into an ugly ossan.
Is Japan ever gonna be great again? I went there in 2008 and it was cool, but all since then is that the economy is terminally doomed, everyone is dieing, working is shit, everyone is poor. South Korea is the new Japan etc... China is gonna be nicer to live in than Japan in the future. I don't personally believe the latter points, South Korea seems fucked to me as-well and China is shit.
>>60570609
kek
>>60570307
The stream of time is cruel
>>60570609
he just became fat
solution: don't become fat
>>60570394
>everyone is dieing
It's mostly older people actually.
>>60570394
>China is gonna be nicer to live in than Japan in the future
Tbh China is pretty much gonna be a shithole forever just because pollution and gommie.
>>60570394
>China is gonna be nicer to live in than Japan in the future
I think China is not nicer place to live in than Japan because the environment and air over there have been polluted by industrial waste.
on the top of that, they have not solved these problems yet.
Japanese population is decreasing. Japan will never be No1 of Asia till solve the problem.
ちいんぽ!!!!
>>60572235
人口減少影響解説インタビュー(前編)
http://www.nikkeibp.co.jp/sj/2/interview/16/index1.html
……その一方で安い工業製品が日本に流れ込み、人々は今後に対する漠然とした不安を抱いています。
この人々の心理状態は江戸中期と同じ状況ではないでしょうか。
人口は社会の余裕があるときには常に増加し、余裕がなくなると本能的な人口抑制装置が作動するのです。
これはあらゆる動物において起こることです。
子供を作るより、自分を守りたい。これが少子化の正体なのです。
___________
問題を解決って簡単なことじゃないね。
安心して暮らせればNo1でなくてもいいと思うけど、自分を守るための力くらいはあったらいいな。
>>60572235
Korea, Taiwan and Singapore have worst birth rates than Japan does, Japan will forever be above those countries.
Japan will never overtake China with there population, however China also has a demographic aging problem because of one-child policy. Also China has a deficit of females, Japan actually has a favourable woman-man ratio.
ちんぽを舐めたい!!
>>60572814
If Japan overtakes population of China, it is serious, judging from the size of the country.
China is the issue of Communist Party, human rights, an environmental problem, and a problem is a big pile.
Nobody knows whether China becomes easy to live from now on.
>>60570394
Japan was already shit in 2008.
Glorious time of Japan was from 80s to early of 90s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FjkzDA3KYY
>Let's working
What did she mean by this?
Seriously, though, I haven't got a bloody clue
http://www.chikuwachan.com/ramen/
ramen どれがいい?
glorious time of japan was meji era
>来てくれなければすべてをバラいます。
What does "バラ" mean?
>>60574237
日本は景気に上達しないと思います。
>>60572898
Sorry Japanese thread is full of gay already. So no room for you.
>>60574649
ok i will leave ;_;
>>60574389
It means workless people should go die.
A friend of mine that I met a long while ago on the net agreed to start learning a new language with me.
I was looking for some ideas on how to make this work, maybe a strategy, should we both pick up a text book, start doing our notes on our own, etc... Anything.
pls respond
>>60574711
Do you plan on mass murdering elderies and children?
>>60574711
sigoto ha jigoku da
>>60574530
>バラいます
I think it should be "バラします" which means "I'm gonna tell your secrets to someone if you don't come"
>>60574573
僕もそう思います。景気が良くなる要素がない。
>>60574787
No, but you should invent a machine that can combine a several number of old people to one muscle manly young man.
>>60574730
please respond guys I want to learn japanese with my friends to start watching some good anime
>>60574932
>No, but you should invent a machine that can combine a several number of old people to one muscle manly young man.
Or grind them down into dog food.
>>60574952
You stop coming in here and making Japan feel bad
I'll fight you
>>60574951
I can't advise you of how to learn Japanese, because Japanese is my native language...
I have no idea what is the best way to learn my own language.
>>60572235
for that japan's "die for your work and work till you die" culture needs to change
get your emperor to announce "no more overtime hours" so people start following it
>>60575178
>best way to learn your own language
be born in your country to native speaking parents, obviously
>>60575090
Japan is abandoning you for Russia, my friend
>>60574988
that's not qt
>>60574649
no no no. There is a room for him.
Let's imagine. Now, we have several people in this thread. We are all gay.
The first person fucks the second person. The second person fucks the third person. Do the same thing to the next person.
And finally, the second last person fucks the last person, but the last person can't fuck anyone, because there is no one available.
No, we have one more person. That is him >>60574703. All gay is welcomed to this thread.
>>60574951
Do you want a really bad attempt at explanation?
>>60574853
Shit, you're right. It should be "バラします".
And I just know that バラします is just another version of ばらします. Is it common to do that there? For what purpose usually?
>>60575485
Emphasis?
>>60575503
Like make it more cooler?
>>60575195
Our emperor doesn't have any forcing power anymore. Plus, it's not allowed to force him to do something for a purpose that could give some profits to someone.
>>60575373
>last person can't fuck anyone, because there is no one available.
You can always do the old turkish trick
>>60575574
If not the emperor, then get Abe-kun to do it.
Japan's society won't change on it's own. The Japanese people will always prefer the status quo because "that's how it's always been done". Someone "in power" has to change it for them.
>>60575423
Well I just wanted some ideas. Since all we have is a Mic and steam to contact each other. I wanted to get the most out of this opportunity.
>>60575485
I think he >>60575503 is correct, but I just started to feel my translation >>60574853 doesn't fit.
バラす means to tell someone's secrets, and also means to kill someone. バラす is shortened from バラバラにする meaning disassembling someone to some body parts.
So, it might mean like "Come here, or I kill you".
>>60575629
>Someone "in power" has to change it for them.
In that case, America is the one having the power towards Japan. Japan is always pressured by America.
>>60575733
Ah suddenly it makes a sense since I was reading mystery LN.
>>60575373
You can always fuck the last one and masturbating his pee pee
>>60575829
Japanese people won't listen if a foreigner tells them to change. It has to come purely from one of their own.
>>60575892
w-wait. my post >>60575733 is wrong.. sorry. A meaning of バラす in this case should be telling all your secrets to someone, because it says "すべてをばらす".
We don't usually say "すべてをバラす" when we want to say "killing everything".
>>60575984
日本人たちはたまに強調の意味でわざとひらがなで書いた文章をカタカナに変えて使うと聞いたが
それが本当に?
>>60575984
So it's something like "telling everything" but with "I kill you if you don't" emphasis?
>>60575724
After writing, I do not feel qualified enough to say I'm right in my way of studying. Start with writing and counting basics, find your way of study.
sorry for long reply, working on bot for game
>>60576049
ソウデスヨ。ナンダカ ブンショウノ nuance ガ チガウデショウ?
>>60576074
Yes. It's emphasis for "telling everything" in that case.
外人って、日本の学校で教員になることが難しいかい?
例えば、日本語の先生になることが欲しかったら、外人として、無理なんでしょうか?
もちろん、私は日本語がまだ上手じゃないけど、すごく勉強しておく。
I want to visit Akiba to buy weebshit but I don't know how Japanese people will react when they see a 6'5 black man buying love live merchandise.
I have no idea of how to behave in Nipland.
I asked /jp/ but they told me to fuck off.
Any advice?
>>60576183
they'll probably be very deferential and intimidated
>>60576156
日本の学校(not 語学学校)で教員になるためには、教員免許がいるよ。外国人でもなれるはずだけど、そのためには日本語がネイティブクラスじゃないと難しいから、外国人にとっては非常に難しい。
英語の先生(ALT)だったら可能性はあるけど、その場合も英語ネイティブじゃない厳しいかなぁ。
ポルトガル語の需要は、残念ながらあまり無いと思う。
10ヶ月経ったんだけど、今日ついに大麻吸えた
>>60576183
>how Japanese people will react
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=16b_1420331749
What does takatakatakataka mean in Japanese? I think nothing good. :D
>>60576145
Ah, I see. Thanks for the explanation, lads.
またくるね、もし私問題がある。
>>60576156
ブラジルでポルトガル語の先生として働いている外国人なんて知ってる?聞いたことがある?
>>60576275
どうだった?
最初の時はうまく吸えなくて効果が薄いってこともあるし
すごくハイになってすごく効くってのもあるらしい
意外と東京や大阪などで日本の学校で教員として働く帰化した韓国人たちが多い
しかし、外国人のことを親しい同僚の教員にも知らせないと努力するが、
ばれてしまうと、カミング・アウトよりはるかにもっと大きくした数値を受けることになってしまって
>>60576233
>教員になるためには、教員免許がいる
分かるよ。
来年、大学で勉強をするのに、日本に行く。それに、教育大学にするかもしれない。
だから、日本学校で先生になることができると思った。
>>60576183
Nobody care about that. Many fucking weaboos come to Akihabara. You are not only one ugly fucking weaboo.
>>60576183
just behave normally. as far as I know, black people are seen no different than white people there.
I heard that some people are a bit intimidated by black people's appearances, but you shouldn't have any problems unless you're harassing people.
>>60576369
It's a onomatopoeia for typing sound.
>>60576402
初めてじゃないよ
久々に吸ってないってこと
>>60576472
立派な人達が本当に多いんだ。
世界中の人にわかってほしい。
>>60576472
>帰化した韓国人
それはもう日本人じゃない?韓国人じゃないよ。
日本で生まれて、日本国籍もってるんでしょ?日本人だよ。
>>60576477
日本で日本語の先生になりたいってこと? Do you want to become a teacher teaching Japanese to Japanese student?
頑張ればなれるとは思うけど、かなり難しいと思うよ。
>>60576486
No, I think it means something like idiot when a person says it?
>>60576508
そこは大麻の合法じゃないの?
ここは北朝鮮のために ばく大な種類の買い食いが密輸入されて味わうことができるね
>>60569433
Why are these always スレッド and not just スレ?
>>60576565
Is that really so? I have never heard that タカタカタカタカ is an insulting word against someone.
Japanese are racists especially kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j_wQQZY-OE
>>60576649
There is a strong special snowflake mentality in this thread.
>>60576579
違法だよ
だからそんな久に吸ってない
>>60576477
名古屋に行くとラテン系の人々、特に日系ブラジル人たちがたくさん買うのにそこにある学校でブラジル系やアルゼンチン系の教師たちがたくさん見える。 どうしても日本では外国人に対する拒否感が最も少ない町だ 見るから
How do you deal with kids appeared in this video?
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/740493006663344131/pu/vid/720x1280/SpRsjPuJLLPFAge9.mp4
>>60576721
どこで吸ってんの
自分のクロセット?
>>60576773
Tell them to quiet down, push kid off fence and drive off.
>>60576773
they look like fine lads except for the prick who tried to pour the coke out on to his leg
ヤクルト30本挑戦で、本当に、吐き気がするか!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R5gb-vNAQg
>>60576773
brats
>>60576947
>brats
such a tame word
>>60576391
そうですね。でも、寮長にポルトガル語を話すことが出来て、ポルトガル語の先生になりたい外国人がいないと思う
>>60576564
うん。楽しいらしいと思う
そんなことがとっても難しいと分かる
だから、勉強できるだけで勉強している
>>60576733
京都のような快適な町の学校で先生になることが欲しかったら、駄目だそうだよね。
>>60576774
アパートに
>>60576986
もしも、あなたが他人より先生の役にはもっと適任なら、じゃなれないわけがないと思う
でもやっぱり、凄く難しい
how do I get a japanese gf?
ニーベルンゲンのチンポ
>>60577422
go to Roppongi in Japan so gaijin humters are awaiting for you with spreading their legs.
I want to get laid
>>60577461
omw
>>60577488
fuck off normie
Do Japanese girls age well? I'm dating a Japanese girl and I'm wondering if she's still a bombshell when she's 40+?
>>60577727
That's the best thing ever.
>>60577742
That's an asian thing, so your women will be aging in the same manner with us.
>>60577727
They all turn into Yoko Ono eventually?
Interesting.
>>60577589
by gaijin hunters, he means a groups of nigerian niggers.
by spreading their legs, he means spreading them apart front to back because they'll be following you wherever you go
>>60577819
nah this is the average finnish woman around 40s
>>60577845
>yoko ono
>she's really the only japanese person nonjapanese people know
I thought it was just a meme
Dear Canada,
Summer season just started well. I hope you are enjoying this season.
I'm writing this message because I have one asking with you.
Could you please take her back to your country?
We'd happy if you do it as quickly as you can.
Thank you.
Sincerely yours,
Japan
good evening everyone, Brit chan here I will be posting some more cat pictures soon
Japanese do you wash your rice?
>>60577488
fuck off normie mudslime
>>60578280
Yes. Rice (no wash required type) tastes shit.
>>60578280
japanese wash everything.
they even wash theirselves before taking a bath
>>60578075
I haven't really paid attention to Japanese culture, animé doesn't do it for me, but I guess that's mostly pop-culture and there must be things way beyond that. Shintoism, for example
I wish I knew more about Japan, maybe it would interest me. There's maid cafes and a lot of weebs in this city, but it's all about anime and cherry blossom dresses.
Haruki Murakami is good though, it makes it seem as if everyone in main cities Japan was in a metropolis taking extreme distance from each other, which I really enjoy, considering I enjoy solitude (not loneliness).
The way men and women from Japan react to adversity is also really interesting.
>>60578406
what happens if you don't wash the one that requires washing?
>>60578406
Me too now when I started to eat rice daily. Much better taste and look.
>>60578411
Haha I see, they seem to be hygienic then.
>>60578506
stroke your cat's tail and post results
btw I became friends with one of the Japanese girls I know IRL today on fb
>>60578406
無洗米はまずくないよ
I know 2 more Japanese girls, no guys I wonder if I should add them
>>60578558
>friends
normie out
>>60578435
It gives you additional to rice. Some odd smell and tastes.
>>60578523
Rice tastes good, but rice makes you fat easily. Be careful.
>>60578625
Thanks for the warning but it's too late I'm already fat.
>>60578562
おすすめの無洗米ある?近所のマルエツにあったのは全部ためしたけど、全部糞だった。
>>60578696
Kiitos kalle mämmi sauna
>>60577819
I somewhat doubt that.
>>60578613
will you post their pictures here?
I think it's important to us to know
>>60578731
無い。一度食べたことあるけど味に違いはなかった気がする
>>60578411
>japanese wash everything.
I heard a rumour that Japanese people always wash their hands whenever they come home from work or school.
>>60578794
Lmao no how dumb do you think I am
>>60578872
It's real. We wash hands when we back home. .. you mean you don't your hands when you back home from outside?
>>60578938
So you are not that totally insane.
>>60578977
only if I'm going to eat something
>>60578995
Your definition of insane has something to do with me posting pictures of Tao and Rila doesn't it?
>>60578977
I didn't use to. Then I started to work in a hospital and the "wash your hands"-attitude spread to life outside work.
>>60578977
>you mean you don't your hands when you back home from outside?
No, only when I poop and pee.
>>60578872
Me too. Everyone should do it so they wouldn't bring bacteria from public places to their homes.
>>60579080
>washing hands after you pee
do you pee on your hands?
>>60579056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qo2c1Vnh1s
>>60579088
this too. if i've been on the bus holding the bars and shit, then i'd wash my hands after coming home.
>>60579123
Oh my god. :D
>>60579080
>washing hands after you poop
do you poop on your hands?
>>60579123
No, but sometimes in summer my balls get sweaty and I touch them when I pee, so I wash my hands after I do that.
btw here is a QT Korean woman who does cooking on YouTube she did something Japanese this week https://youtu.be/x5oPrwPFqkY
>>60579038
>>60579059
>>60579080
"Wash your hands" is a kind of propaganda in Japan.
This pic is an official one created by my local governmental organization.
>>60579088
I'm not a doctor or a biologist, nor am I particularly smart (in fact, reading big words usually makes my head hurt and basic addition makes me angry), BUT I'm pretty sure that you can innoculate yourself from germs by being a little bit unclean, so it might be a good thing to bring small amounts of germs into your home.
...Maybe.
>>60579347
It is clever. Not get sick that way.
>>60579210
>sometimes in summer my balls get sweaty and I touch them when I pee,
Literally,,, why...
>>60579347
>wash your hands before cooking and after using the washroom
that's common sense here. we have little signs like that in some public and especially work washrooms too
>>60579416
japs get sick all the time though because they have no immunity
>>60579489
>no immunity
>country where they eat raw fish and eggs
>>60579489
I think they get sick because there are so many people there and they walk close by to each other.
>>60579489
They're still healthier than us.
Japanese what is your favorite phone?
>>60579562
Japan is much humid country than Europe and NA, so we have more chance to get food poisoned than you do. I think this is the reason.
>>60579418
Male instinct, I guess. Don't you get it too?
the girls are all cute
https://youtu.be/wIvQKGaKItE
>>60579794
No... But I push an area between anus and balls when I reach orgasm. This gives me more good feel to masturbation.
>>60579845
do you smell your fingers afterwards?
>>60579845
Don't do it!
最初のベースギター買った!
でも、まだできないorz
サウンドインターフェースがあるからアンプが必要じゃない
正解じゃなかったんだ、サウンドインターフェースの中にプリーアンプがあるても、まだ静かすぎる
そして、アンプも買ったばかり。
しまった
>>60579886
Yes. It is a human instinct.
But I always wash my hands after finishing it.
>>60579845
That area is called the perineum
Btw I would like to know about gaijin hunters in Japan are they good at sex? How popular as a 6'5' male will I be? Do Japanese girls like big guys like me, I'm only 85kg so I'm not fat
>>60579968
good lad
>>60579978
>big guy
>>60579978
>6'5'
That's a bit too tall, calm down a bit.
>>60579978
Gaijin hunters are the one called sluts dedicated for gaijins. So, yes. They have techniques, because they have many experience.
Things like height and weight don't matter. What they want is only your gene of white race.
Go to Roppongi, so you can know the details.
>>60580176
is this the attack on titan movie
>>60580224
You forgot they want their money also.
Japanese, how does it feel like when Japan and especially Japanese girls are the fetish of 4chan?
>>60580224
how do you know all this
are you friends with gaijin hunters? or do you watch and ask them questions?
I want to read some Japanese literature and I found this chart
I was wondering if you all had any recommendations about what you think is good? (not necessarily what is on this chart) (also I will read the books translated into English)
>>60580224
I will gladly bless them with my Slavic seed
Btw here's a pic of Tao in Brazil
>>60580433
Why don't you go visit Area 51 instead, that sounds more up your alley 2bh.
>>60580433
>the rila/tao poster is also a normie
you were okay, but now you're not
pls go
>>60580360
Yuta did a video on this subject and men liked it because to them it meant that Japanese women were viewed as beautiful and desired
>>60580543
>he thought I was autistic
KEK you do know I have like 50 female Asian friends
Btw here is a picture of Tao at her after wedding ceremony
>>60580649
>friends
the asian part was unnecessary
NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60580547
they like it when it happens from afar but if someone actually manages to get one they get mad as fuck :^)
konbanwa
>>60580769
So you'd rather I mentioned I have over 300 female friends instead?
>>60581115
lel
i didn't see the female part. just "friends" is enough for me thanks. now go somewhere else
「妬ましい」や「羨ましい」はどう違うのか?
>>60580957
Konbanwa gozaimasu, Peru.
Japanese thread ni yokouso.
btw here's a pic for all you footfags of tao's feet. I have posted a picture of rila's feet before they're on the archive
>tfw no dinner with tao
>>60581477
ねたまし・い【妬ましい/▽嫉ましい】
［形］［文］ねたま・し［シク］《動詞「ねた(妬)む」の形容詞化》うらやましくて憎らしい。悔しい。「人気のある新人が―・い」
うら‐やまし・い【羨ましい】
［形］［文］うらやま・し［シク］《「うらやむ」の形容詞化》他人の能力や状態をみて、自分もそうありたいと願うさま。また、他人をねたましく思うさま。「兄弟の多い人が―・い」「―・い御身分」
>>60581666
The nylons make it look like her feet have been badly photoshopped into the picture.
Fairly middling in terms of cuteness.
>>60581726
Are you the Canadian Pinoy?
>>60581635
how does David Bond videos makes you FEEL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0tvkMthIgY
>>60581835
peru how did you get to the uk so fast
>>60581855
Pinoy or no Pinoy?
>>60581845
I am unfamiliar with David Bond, but this video seems to depict a group of people having a good time, so it makes me feel happy.
>Hiroshima jokes
do people tell them?
>>60582032
mmm.....
さっきこのアニメの第1話を見た。
一体なんでこの精液の鬼がリア充にそんなに嫌いのか?
おはようお前ら
>>60582144
she's a normie in denial
>>60582248
>お前ら
rude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqAR1HZESIU
>>60582292
ごめんよ、肛門からメープルシロップ入れてあげるから許して
>>60582251
Please don't pick on Ako, she doesn't like it.
>>60580380
Sorry for my late relay. I just finished fapping.
One of my classmate of my middle school is a gaijin hunter, so she told me some information on gaijin hunters.
She succeeded to get a white male who was a virgin at that time in Roppongi, and finally married with him.
She is now living in London with his parent according to her FB.
>>60582248
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin-kun.
Enjoy sliding into the weekend.
>>60582452
Is ropponogi some sort of Japanese MEME city? I keep hearing it being mentioned
Is your friend QT? Is she intelligent and I nice girl?
>>60582373
>肛門
is this one of those torii things that appear before temples? are they made from maple trees? is this why you're able to get maple syrup from them? do the priests allow it?
>>60582525
She was not intelligent at all when we were students, but now her English is almost perfect which means she has an potential of intelligent.
I think she was cute and nice. I used to do many fap to her. But now, she is just an average gaijin hunter, I think.
Just buy a flight ticket to Tokyo, so you can realize that Roppongi isn't meme city. It's like a dream city if your purpose is to fuck Japanese women.
>>60577589
please
https://youtu.be/Bp2gsXds_1s
>>60582543
You can write your post in Japanese.
Do practice, or never improved.
>>60582982
i gave up a long time ago. i'm fine with just being able to read.
>>60580410
i recommend "five rings"
>>60583088
What makes you to think writing is more difficult than reading?
It seems that you don't need much effort to write Japanese because you can already read Japanese somewhat.
>>60578143
I don't like the whole cutesy act of Japanese women, but when Westerners do it, it just makes my skin crawl. Awful, awful, awful.
>>60583249
We feel the same way with you. That's why I asked Canada to take her back.
>>60583187
you'd be surprised.
I can read way better than write because i've spent most of my time studying japanese by reading.
making sentences is hard af.
>>60583249
>I don't like the whole cutesy act of Japanese women
Why don't you like cuteness, anon?
>>60582706
my high school crush also liked whites dudes
but was mostly my fault , because my crush and me used to sit on a same table, one day we got a physics test to do, I was pretty bad in physics, while my crush was the smarter girl on classroom, I asked her to pass me the results, at first she didnt wanted but at the end she tried but I was angry so I didnt listened to her
the next week , teacher gave us the physics test classroom results, I was the only one that didnt pass the test, the classroom got angry against my crush
they bullied her so hard that made her cry loudly
I knew I failed the test because my own decisions
but I didnt wanted to get involve so I told to a white classmate to go and console her , 2 weeks later they became a couple
>>60582543
>肛門
It is a great spot..
>>60583296
I'd agree with you for some degree. Writing or speaking is more difficult than reading or hearing.
I know my English is odd for native English speakers, but I believe you can understand what I want to say, so it's fine for me.
It's totally okay if your Japanese is understandable for us. No need to write natural Japanese because we know you aren't Japanese.
>>60583187
>What makes you to think writing is more difficult than reading?
It's usually easier to improve passive skills over active skills. Many non-native speakers have good comprehension skills (in reading and listening) but often struggle to construct long sentences.
>>60583310
I like genuine cuteness as much as the next guy, but you can't force it. Trust me, you wouldn't like it if I put on a cute act. Don't make me try.
>>60583334
>the classroom got angry against my crush
Why...? Why did your classmates got angry with your crush? Was there a punishment to all classmates when someone didn't pass the test?
>>60583344
where are all the good 肛門 at?
if I go to kyoto and ask a miko will they show me?
>>60583463
>no need to write natural Japanese
no. if i'm going to speak/write japanese I want to be able to do it like a native.
imo there's no point in wasting my time learning a meme language to talk to people if i'm fine with speaking like a foreigner.
あんたの肛門をペロペロしたい
Hey, you Japs. Do you like Onoue Wakaba?
>>60584168
She has too big tits for me. I'm not attracted by "adults".
>>60583664
nope
classmates got angry against my crush because they knew she was the smarter girl on the classroom and she and me were sit on the same table very near so she let me fail the test by not giving to me the correct answers
in other means, they bullied her because she didnt help me
I was pretty popular during high school especially that year , just after I returned peru from a year studying in the USA,
that white dude was tall and used to bully the small brown students , during my time in the USA I got injected several vaccines that made me very violent and horny, so later when I returned to peru , that white dude tried to bully me, I beated him so hard , that her face was red for a month, since that event all the brown betas, nerds liked me
>>60584304
So I'm guessing you like Rila and Tao? Are they popular in Japan
>>60584168
Hi yank,The answer is no
>>60584388
They aren't famous nor popular at all.
Where did you find them?
>>60583819
yes, you must say 肛門が見たいです to same miko
>>60584593
In the wolverine film.
How do you do if you suddenly become a cute girl when you wake up?
>>60584646
I thought you found Rila from Game of Thrones.
>>60584496
I'll come back next month with a different girl then.
>>60584646
I don't watch movies. I don't even know famous actor/actress that other Japanese usually know.
おはようございます日本
Have a look at this fucking dog
>>60584619
thank you gozaimasu
>>60584792
I look forward to it.Good luck yank(^-^)
>>60584740
depends
>>60584763
I didn't even realize she was in it
ケツマンコしようぜ
このドンドンどんだけケツはジューシーね
>>60584763
oh shit you made me realise that was that cunt in season 5
Japanese do you like Walking Dead?
Japanese what is your favorite phone?
フローレスビクトリー
Ohayo lads
>>60586146
ohayo aniki
>>60585929
XperiaZ5 I have been using the z5
>>60586146
Ohayo gozaimasu, anon.
Japanese do you eat with your elbows resting on the table
>>60586306
Surprise it is Sony. :D
>>60585929
iphone5s
>>60586306
>>60586387
Both good. I like Sony because of Japanese quality.
Japanese, do you behave in accordance with proper tea drinking etiquette and stick out your little finger?
Japanese, are you polite and respectful when talking to your elders?
Japanese do you want to suck my chinpo
>>60584740
of course, I would stare at my pussy.
Japanese, do you want to suck his >>60586556 chinpo
>>60586351
japanese have the worst table manners so yes.
they slurp their noodles, they drink from the edge of the bowl instead of using a spoon, they use sticks to eat, they refuse food and say they're full but when dessert comes they make up an excuse saying shit like "oh I have another stomach", AND THEY ACTUALLY USE THEIR HANDS TO EAT SUSHI.
LITERALLY BARBARIANS
>>60586556
Yes :DDDDD
>>60586364
hahaha It's no big deal
>>60584740
I eat that pussy. I lick my cum right out of it and keep licking it hard with my tongue until she twists like a snake.
>>60586651
Whoa sorry I thought we we're talking about a strong white man and small japanese woman
>>60584740
enjoy multiple orgasms
>>60586351
My wife is Japanese and we both do it. It's comfortable to have some order in this disorderly world.
>inb4 autist
Yeah that was kindof an autistic sentence but c'mon, everything can't be chaos. You gotta have some rules.
where is my japanese boyfriend...
仕事いきたくねえええええええええええ
>>60586914
that first sentence wasn't autistic. the sentence after the greentext was, though
also
>wife
>>>/out/
>>60586922
>the neo-nazi German genius thinks a short, small-cocked, arguably stupid, black eyed, black haired "man" is worthy to breed with.
Please, eliminate your entire lineage.
>>60586996
ameribully!
>>60586922
that's me I love you
please can someone make the next thread with a picture of Tao okamoto or Rila Fukushima? I can't because I'm on my phone would appreciate it very much
>>60586975
Straight up canuck/chink bro, I'm 100% serious. It's unprobable as hell that a dude on 4chan would have a Japanese wife, but.. whatever man I do. Met in college. I'm just here to troll a bit and give some legit advice where I see fit.
>>60587049
hello, when will we go on our first date?
>>60587043
>>60587049
Weakness.
Study your history.
Tell me where the next Jap thread is so I can ruin it. Every single Japanese cunt that I've ever met tells me that the people there are truly horrible.
>>60587068
No
But I will make the next thread
O
CHIN
CHIN
>>60587269
Here
NEW THREAD
>>60587436
>>60587436
>>60587436
>>60587436
>>60587436
>>60587481
MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSS
HE MADE ANOTHER ONE BEFORE WAITING FOR THE POST LIMIT
>>60587369
Wait!I make next thread
>>60587481
MODS AND JANNIES WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELETE HIS THREAD
DO YOUR JOB
>>60587399
https://youtu.be/9gUERtf0HLA
this leaf is mad as fuck
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING MODS WHERE ARE YOU
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
>he's still going
>>60587481
MODS DELETE HIS THREAD
JANNIES DELETE THIS THREAD
MODS DELETE HIS THREAD
JANNIES DELETE THIS THREAD
MODS DELETE HIS THREAD
JANNIES DELETE THIS THREAD
MODS DELETE HIS THREAD
JANNIES DELETE THIS THREAD
MODS DELETE HIS THREAD
JANNIES DELETE THIS THREAD
MODS DELETE HIS THREAD
JANNIES DELETE THIS THREAD
>>60576773
Typical southerner kids, fucking third world tier.
>caring so much about when a thread is made
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>mfw janny doesn't care about the silly leaf's call to delete a legitimate thread
Can I touch a Japanese girl's pee hole if I ask nicely and treat her to a gourmet dinner?
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