Salut. J'ai 23 ans, et je viens de commencer d'apprendre à parler français depuis quelques jours sans avoir aucune connaissance de la langue auparavant,
>>60559708
allons parler francis
>>60559757
Oui
Bonjour
>>60559820
Ju vais bien. Comment ca va? Ce'st temper?
Nique ta mere
>>60559863
Ca va bien.
>Ce'st temper
pardon ?
>>60559863
ca va mal ;[
>>60559701
Pas mal, bien joué même, mais reste dans ton pays, on est plein ici.
>>60559871
I meant how's the weather... what's the correct way to express it?
>>60559881
Que? Ce'st chaud?
MERSI AZIZAM
ZEBAN E FARANSY KHEILI KHASHANG AST
ZEBAN E PARSI HAM AZ FARANSY EUROPAYE AST
>>60559892
I didn't understand this. Too informal :(
>>60559921
Persian is a sinister language.
>>60559905
Je suis a pizza ;[
>>60559944
HALE SHOMA CHERA MANZOR SHUDAN BA YAD GEREFTAN E FARANSY
>>60559965
Be careful, Muslims will eat you. It's Ramadan man.
>>60559989
I'm learning French to immigrate to a Francophone country. Not the African ones of course.
>>60559944
>Not bad, even Nicely done i would say, but stay in your country, we're full here.
There
>>60559701
If you're a muslim fuck off we're full, otherwise, bienvenue dans le monde magnifique du mal au cul anglo-saxon.
>>60560021
WAHEWAW BESHAKET BASHA BACHE FILM
Hello Chubek
>>60560065
Based Chubek!
>>60559905
Comment est le temps
>>60560033
I would say you're full. You've got 17 million Muslims. What's the deal with that? At least import some atheists like me to balance it out man. That being said French is very open to immigrants who are trash even I think you have room left for people who know your language (I won't come there unless I score a perfect score in any French test) and will definitely integrate. If you don't let me in I will go to Canada or Belgium or somewhere else.
>>60559905
>Est-ce que c'est tempéré chez vous?
meaning: is the climate fair(enjoyable)?
>>60560021
Can always try Quebec. Quebec city or Montreal, if you speak french you could easily get in
>>60560058
This really, fuck religions all around don't bring this shit here, "accommodement raisonnable" isn't working what so ever
>>60560058
I'm a famous atheist on /int/. I once even burnt a Quran and posted it here. Who remembers?
>>60560083
You're mentally deranged though. Why would any country accept you when your mental health is clearly not intact?
>>60560109
Mental health is just like physical health, it can be controlled with medicine. I had a shitty doctor who prescribed me the wrong pills, that's why I was so deranged. I feel a lot better now.
>>60560105
Quebec is good. Anywhere that doesn't kill atheists and speaks French is fine.
>>60560072
>>60560075
Hey guys.
>>60560156
Do you still jerk off to cats?
>>60560182
I never did. That was a ruse.
Speaking of, my cousin is learning Russian to go to Belaruse. If you didn't believe how bad it is in Iran, apparently he applied for Visa to Sweden and they BTFO'd him for being Muslim. Now he wants to go to... Belaruse. Why wouldn't he just stay in Iran?
>>60560182
Speaking of, I haven't masturbated in two months. These pills are really working. And these are shitty Iranian pills. If I lay my hands on genuine Western pills I will pierce through le luna.
>>60560258
Masturbating is good for preventing prostrate cancer.
t. scientist
>>60560219
>>60560258
>I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO FIND CATS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE GUYS
>>60560297
I'd rather have prostate cancer since I don't want to have children. Every time I fap I feel fatigue and rest of my day becomes completely unprofitable. Recently if I fap I don't even feel the joy of ejaculation... it actually hurts. Is that how being old feels?
>>60559905
>Ce'st
C'est, du verbe etre.
>>60559701
entendi la mitad. s-soy frances ahora?
>>60560219
Just be a nigger like every Iranian who rode the refugee wave to get free welfare in Sweden. You get to turkey, get onto a boat, rip up your Iranian passport and pretend you're an afghan fleeing the Taliban.
>>60560319
Tbqh I was attracted to ONE anthropomorphic character and that was Lola Bunny. You can imagine why. There are millions of videos on YouTube flinging shit at Warner Brothers for creating this character. I felt weird that I like Lola Bunny until I watched an episode of Nostalgia Critic and HE WAS ATTRACTED TO HER TOO. I don't get off shitty-drawn antros on DeviantArt, what gets me off is professionally-drawn furry material and I only feel a little weird watching her. Also, keep in mind that she was voiced by Kristen Wiig, sexiest woman alive.
>>60560339
You guys are all fluent in French right?
I-is this Chubek?
>>60560385
Don't be rude to chubek
>>60560384
I can't find any of these words in my dictionary.
>>60560385
Canada-san you are as geographically apt as your neighbor. You can get to Sweden by boat. Also, they have language specialists who can determine whether or not you're Afghan or Iranian in matter of seconds.
>>60560396
Oui biensur mais on n'utilise pas trop le francais dans notre vie quotidienne.
>>60560455
*you can't
>>60560455
You will get to Greece at least. Better than Iran right?
>>60560460
C'est bien. Je sais you guys all suck but among Arabs the ones who speak French are cool. You should stop speaking Arabic altogether.
>>60560468
If I learn French+Get my associate's degree in CS+Save up some money and get a job in a Francophone country I will definitely get into one, there's many of them. Why should I throw my chances of redemption away? I'm not some Iranian trash who rapes women. I want to be a respectable part of the society I live in.
>>60560419
Are there two of you?
J'ai commencé à apprendre le français il y a une heure et demie sans aucune connaissance préalable. Cette langue regorge de pièges et d'exceptions à tous les recoins, je crois que je ne parviendrai jamais à maîtriser toutes ses subtilités.
>>60562032
Je te crois ami slovake
>>60560106
Furry anon?
>>60559701
Bon courage ami d'Iran
Pourquoi tu apprends le français ?
>>60560083
Cop1 on n'a pas 17 millions de Musulmans
At worst there is like 6 millions of them.
>>60562109
Ouais, devine pourquoi
>>60562126
But they make noise like they're 17 million though.
>Google translate
>>60567256
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