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Eddie Slovik edition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Slovik
Did he deserve it lads? I dont think so.
Trump
Many traitors in Canada desu. Give them back
>>60556986
russian standard vodka
>>60556963
Bernie
>tfw the ass is flat
>Slovik wrote a letter to the Supreme Allied commander, General Dwight D. Eisenhower, pleading for clemency. However, desertion had become a systemic problem in France, and the surprise German offensive through the Ardennes began on 16 December with severe U.S. casualties, pocketing several battalions and straining the morale of the infantry to the greatest extent yet seen during the war.
>Eisenhower confirmed the execution order on 23 December, noting that it was necessary to discourage further desertions. The sentence came as a shock to Slovik, who had been expecting a dishonorable discharge and a prison term, the same punishment he had seen meted out to other deserters from the division while he was confined to the stockade
>The execution by firing squad was carried out at 10:04 a.m. on 31 January 1945, near the village of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines. The unrepentant Slovik said to the soldiers whose duty it was to prepare him for the firing squad before they led him to the place of execution, "They're not shooting me for deserting the United States Army, thousands of guys have done that. They just need to make an example out of somebody and I'm it because I'm an ex-con. I used to steal things when I was a kid, and that's what they are shooting me for. They're shooting me for the bread and chewing gum I stole when I was 12 years old."
No one told me Eisenhower was a dickhead
just clogged my toilet and dont really feel like unclogging it, friends
>>60557058
>tfw the ass is imaginary
>>60557091
You have to flush your toilet at sometime m8
Just get it over with
This weekend my wine will be finished and I will be drunk
pls vote on whether you like ketchup on your steak
http://www.strawpoll.me/10436209/
It has been 7 years since I have seen a doctor
>>60557289
It's been nearly 20 since I've seen a dentist.
>>60557312
who /doesntbrush/ here
>>60557339
i don't brush that often yet i've never had a cavity in my life
>>60557339
I use mouthwash but yeah I don't brush
>>60557045
>lost ID
>out of alcohol
do liqueur store salesmen get autistic if I show them a passport? It'll take a while to get a new drivers license.
Need a qt latina to sperm in. Will be willing to help a mexicobro find a white gf.
Do Asian midgets have extra small dicks?
I have listened to full records non stop for the past 10 years. I know more about music than all 14 unique posters here combined.
And I can finally say with 100% certainty
TKOL >>> In Rainbows
el /mu/golico seniores >>60557489
>>60557479
Surprisingly large
But why?
Saw this today on a walk today, is this what people mean when they tell Indians to poo in loo?
>Live in city of 1 million people
>No arcades
the only time I wish I lived in Japan if i'm honest
>>60557647
>he's too young to remember arcades
>>60557647
with virtual reality stuff some eventually might come back
>>60557616
She sounded almost red pilled there for a second.
>>60557616
That's a great friend
>>60557707
Too obvious.
Stream when?
>See a Canadian tourist
>He looks lost
>Goes to me
>"Hello excuse me, hi umm do you know where's the beach"
>I say "huh?"
>"I said where's the be-"
>Huh?
>Continue to interrupt him 3 times by just saying "huh? huh? huh?"
>Suddenly put my hand in front of his face
>Proceed to close it and open it
>"Excuse me but you're being rude"
>Yell at him "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?"
>"Uhhh, excuse me?"
>I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
>he rolls his eyes and turns around
>Proceed to tickle his neck
>He grabs my hand
>"What the fuck are you doing!?"
>Slip out and run away while laughing
Why are canadians so dumb and can't handle the banter?
>>60557777
TLDR
Nice quads Jose
>>60557777
this didn't happen
nice quads btw
>>60557777
Where is the infetterence?
>>60557796
No shit, you stupid dumb fuck
Hello, friends, regarding my flag- I am not a pineapple dutch person (xd-its le freshest meem in my cuntree), but a serbian kebab removal expert
Could you send us some financial aid so we can """"""fight isis""""""""".
Thanks in advance
-South slavs
>>60557822
sorry, we only give weapons to turbanheads
>>60557777
Once again, Canada BTFO
Also checked
>>60557840
Yes, um, we can blow up le government buildings if you'd like? Send us some aid so we can get some more aids infested nigs that we'd never accept.. I mean poor refugees
what the fuck https://twitter.com/unoememe
oxycodone
>>60557960
A twitter nobody that got famous from cumming on food and female mutual pictures.
t. one of his followers
>ace all my history classes
>like history
>none of it matters because the only possible career option is being a history teacher
>>60558024
gib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRTjSaWiC2k&feature=youtu.be
When was the last time you tapped a birch tree /cum/?
>>60558093
they're the 5mg/325mg ones
>>60558106
I don't know, but I have one too.
>abusing pain med
What are you a middle aged housewife who has given up or the child stealing her meds?
>>60558085
you could do a george martin and write fantasy novels based off history
>>60558136
They're prescribed for pain you fuckin goof, I recently had surgery not even 48 hours ago.
>>60558136
A twenty something that still has leftover pain meds from getting their wisdom teeth out.
>>60558153
Wow, you're getting surgeries just for pain meds? You need help.
>>60558154
heh i've actually had my wisdom teeth taken out, they won't give you oxycodone, but just tylenol 3 (30mg codeine phosphate/300mg APAP)
I have a penis
>>60558085
start a youtube channel where you discuss historical events
you don't even need to be a history major to do it
>>60558206
I heard tylenol with codeine is over the counter in Canada. Can you confirm.
>>60558279
Nope, i don't think it is
toilet is still clogged
>>60558296
it's true
>>60558311
how much coke did you flush, senpai?
>>60558332
I don't even know how it got clogged I only used a couple pieces of toilet paper and it wasn't even a big shit
Clinton is way to the right of Obama. No matter who wins we'll all be better off once January comes around
Both candidates up now are populists. Clinton didnt even support fags until like 2012. She's not going to align herself with far left movements like some would prefer you believe.
This is a good day!
>>60558311
You don't clog the toilet, you defeat the engineering.
am i the only one that wipes my ass standing up? is that weird?
>>60558395
Did bernman finally drop out of the race?
>>60558396
kek
>>60558421
where did you find my pic haha
>>60558396
I don't appreciate this post
>>60558396
what the heck
my anti virus blocked it
>>60558421
No but it's simply impossible for him to win.
If he can miraculously persuade 500 LITERAL paid hillary voters to vote for him instead he can win
>>60558413
I do this too
Do people not do this?
>>60558395
She'll keep pretending to be liberal like she has been.
>wants people to speak english
>lives in a city called ''Los Angeles''
>>60558633
>living in los angeles
a fate worse than death, tbqh
>>60558633
>wantos tto live oin america
>takes all of r jobs, thinking we'll except u.
i dont realy see how that workss
>>60558648
I can think of several other cities in California I wouldn't want to live in.
>>60558707
snata jose
CANA-CHAN
COME OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU *Cocks gun*
>>60558721
Oakland, Stockton, Irvine, Lancaster/Palmdale, Riverside, Apple Valley, Fresno, Bakersfield off the top of my head.
My only friend is a grill
posting this cant remember what is
>>60558835
girls arent real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HXTSACns1E
throwback
Imagine if 800,000 white Americans just illegally immigrated to Mexico
>>60558873
wouldn' be too big of a deal really
>>60558873
ugh
No thanks
>>60558873
La Raza would take care of the güeros
What do you guys think that these claims that Bernie supporters are having their votes supressed?
Seems like bullshit made up by mad college kids, idk when it comes to Hillary though
I'm kinda tired
>>60558889
i mean it's fucking Hillary
I wouldn't trust her either
Why are Mexicans so patriotic? I randomly look at Facebook pages of foreigners and Mexicans come of as the most patriotic
>>60558633
>come to America
>start voting for socialists and making the place look like where you came from
I do not understand. Do they think it'll turn out any different?
whats wrong faggot
>>60558898
I kinda want some beer but my funds are a bit low.
Just cut the tip of my finger off lmao literally lmaoing
>>60558925
Those are Chicanos
>>60558947
For what purpose?
>>60558960
fuck cats tbqh
>>60558947
LMAO
>>60558960
Slicing fruits
Oopsie daisies
Average Mexican
>>60558947
Was she impressed, you absolute madman?
>>60558968
them fuckers at skool tellin me, always in the barber shop, chief keef aint bout this chief keef aint about that - my boy a BDO fuckhead lambridin them
>>60558996
>fit
yeah i wish
I mean like, if we don't get a real border up, that's what they'll do. They'll make America Mexico. They'll vote for socialists and the economy will tank. Murder rates will be similar to mexico. Poverty rates will be similar to Mexico. The white people can literally just move north/east and escape it all (and they will)
Nothing bad is going to happen
>hoi4
>>60559016
Anon cut his hand off and everyone still has no gf.
>>60559015
That's not going to happen get over it.
Americans drink coke/pepsi
Mexicans drink their own special coke
What do Canadians drink?
>>60559023
gf2016 WILL happen
j-just you wait
>>60558968
fuck you tbqh
>>60559038
not cum
>>60559038
molson canadian
>>60559038
canadian beer
>>60559068
>2016
>drinking the liquid jew
>>60559038
semen
Good night /cum/
>>60559015
>The white people can literally just move north/east and escape it all (and they will)
Why would we just give up the area of the country with the best climate?
>>60559088
Goodnight anon <3
>>60556937
Holy hell Burger King is shit. Haven't had fast food in years but I got out of work late and I was hungry so I decided to stop. What a waste of $6 that was
>>60559080
f*ck off buddy
Do you guys even like us?
Just tell us so we can fucking go to another general
>>60559088
good night, hermano
Good night /r9/ i'm going to bed, hopefully I don't wake up. This night is the night. It's over. I won't wake up tomorrow morning.
Yet I've been saying that every night for the past 10 years and every morning I wake up with the burden of being alive.
>>60559099
This. I don't eat fast food because it's been do long since I've had it that if I eat it now I don't like it
>>60559119
I love you guys. You're North American. This is your home. I don't want any of my fellow North Americsns to leave
the yay leavin san fierro right?
>>60559119
More than Canadians yeah
>>60559119
don't be a pussy
>>60559119
I love you guys tenderly
>>60559142
good night
pray tomorrow will be better
>mexicans
>>60559159
cana-chan don't be a busta
>>60559089
>Desert
>The best climate
Wew lad
Even if you're a hyper progressive friendly towards immigrants once Enrique's dead body winds up next to your mailbox you'll start looking for jobs in Montana, I guarantee it
There's historical precidence for this. Whites created the suburbs because there were too many blacks in the cities
>>60556937
Not really deserving it, but he did get several chances to tear the note up. That wasn't some appeal to patriotism, those guys knew what he was getting into if he went all the way with the confession. To this day desertion can still be punished by death in the military.
>mfw i got a speeding ticket
>>60559209
I actually love the spongar meme even tho norm is are taking it over
>>60557076
>The next day, October 9, Slovik deserted from his infantry unit. His friend, John Tankey, caught up with him and attempted to persuade him to stay, but Slovik's only comment was that his "mind was made up". Slovik walked several miles to the rear and approached an enlisted cook at a headquarters detachment, presenting him with a note which stated:
>I, Pvt. Eddie D. Slovik, 36896415, confess to the desertion of the United States Army. At the time of my desertion we were in Albuff [Elbeuf] in France. I came to Albuff as a replacement. They were shelling the town and we were told to dig in for the night. The following morning they were shelling us again. I was so scared, nerves and trembling, that at the time the other replacements moved out, I couldn’t move. I stayed there in my fox hole till it was quiet and I was able to move. I then walked into town. Not seeing any of our troops, so I stayed over night at a French hospital. The next morning I turned myself over to the Canadian Provost Corp. After being with them six weeks I was turned over to American M.P. They turned me loose. I told my commanding officer my story. I said that if I had to go out there again I'd run away. He said there was nothing he could do for me so I ran away again AND I'LL RUN AWAY AGAIN IF I HAVE TO GO OUT THERE.
An MP, who read the note and urged Slovik to destroy it before he was taken into custody, which Slovik refused. He was brought before Lieutenant Colonel Ross Henbest, who again offered him the opportunity to tear up the note, return to his unit, and face no further charges. After Slovik again refused, Henbest ordered Slovik to write another note on the back of the first one stating that he fully understood the legal consequences of deliberately incriminating himself with the note and that it would be used as evidence against him in a court martial.
I have Mexican friends at work but I spend lots of time railing against Mexicans online desu. It's just so easy to smile and be friendly when they're actually there I forget the rest.
>>60559234
>norm is
Normies
>>60559207
This
>>60559245
Three people appealed to him to come to his senses. He had a fuckton of chances to see the error of his ways and fall back in line, but he refused.
It sucks, and I really feel for the guy, but I get the impression that he didn't grasp the severity of the situation even when people tried desperately to explain it to him
>>60558395
Fuck off, shillary is way worse than trump.
I love you
http://www.strawpoll.me/10436731
It's scary to think that the government is reading everything I post here.
It's scarier to think that no one will remember or care about the years i've spent posting here.
>>60559250
I do the same thing with black people desu.
>>60559353
Don't think I can't see it
Is America really the best country to be for Black people? Seems like we can't go anywhere else. Leaving means going to a place where we have less chance of getting hired, higher chance to be discriminated, or just more expensive to live.
whats a good alternative internet radio to Pandora? I like the stations, but they play the same songs too much and I want to hear other stuff
>inb4 spotify
>>60559211
I heard it's super-difficult to for a non-latino foreigner to get a job in Mexico (and Latin American in general) that's not teaching English.
you drink enough water today? bet you didn't ya little shit
>>60559409
Just add new songs to your radio stations. Or, make new stations from the songs you liked.
Django, maybe? I heard that's an alternative.
>>60559409
TuneIn
>>60559396
Rich parts of Africa. But they might look down on you for being murican.
>>60559420
Orange juice all day.
I legitimately cannot remember what I did with my life before I started using the internet.
>>60559656
went outside
Who should I play as
>>60559690
the US, obviously
>>60559690
Play as Tojo and pacify Asia.
>>60559690
Who is UK?
>>60559711
George VI I'm guessing.
I like this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRdml1iGwns&list=LLLUhk-0Mf8hWs_aDkhLMX7g&index=23
>>60559690
I T A L Y
>>60559727
>>60559711
Wait Alan Brooke
>tfw can only fap to amateur latina porn and its the hardest porn to find quality material on
>>60559711
>>60559727
>>60559760
neville chamberlain
>>60559774
Literally all the same people *runs away*
hi guys *waves*
>>60556937
anime
>>60559767
>Tfw I can jerk off to my own imagination
feels good
>>60559797
I remember being 11.
imma try one more time and if I don't make it then I'm going to give up forever
Has there ever been a Trump girls thread on /s/?
Comrades >>60559795
marion
>>60559805
not that anon, but it's pretty easy if you don't watch porn for a while
>>60559797
so can I but that's no fun
>>60559851
this tb h
>>60559827
Everything is considered racist here.
>>60559824
nice
so many white girls on chaturbate. but why?
why are whites so horny on the internet?
>>60559396
Canada?
https://www.scribd.com/doc/315221437/Officer-Goodson-Motion-to-Dismiss-Baltimore-Brady-Violation-3#fullscreen
start reading from page 22
>>60559832
is she well known in the usa?
>>60559943
I'm 26 and still virgin
I hate your fuck machines!!
>>60559930
Horny and autistic whites turn to the internet.
>>60559951
In right wing circles.
>>60559943
the automated jew strikes again
>>60559964
I sort of know that feel
>ywn give a woman pleasure like those machines do
why live bros?
very high buds
>>60560034
did they died?
TELL ME ABOUT THE JEW
WHY DOES HE USE THE MACHINES?
>>60559420
I only drink alcohol, thanks.
>>60560062
A lotta loyalty for a hired goy.
Friendly reminder that NY is the best city in the US
>>60560015
post one with either a latina or a woman getting her tits sucked please
>>60560130
anything less.... mechanical?..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekdCMhoQp3o
We should all kill ourselves Tbh
>>60560170
at least you can post.... WHO ARE YOU?
>>60560170
any negresses?
>>60560208
KEK
U
C
K
>>60560208
this
>>60560225
wtf did I write this?
I meant
KEK
U
C
K
>>60560254
Cuck
>>60560254
who's the cuck now?
>>60560254
what? is it filtered
cuck
>>60560235
man you have good porn, post something normal. Like a nice lesbian 3sum or something
>>60560278
CUCК
U
C
К
Which city is better, Seattle or Portland?
Fingers feelin better now
Lost quite a bit of blood lmao
>>60560235
Why does it look like they're in a fucking space ship or something
>>60560294
KEK
U
C
K
I'm confused
>>60560299
>city
kill yourself
>>60560299
They're the same thing. Seattle is prettier though.
>>60560299
Portland
t. visited once
>>60560292
For greatest ally make it a 4sum
>normal
Robots are the new normal
Go ahead and try to compete
You can't
>>60560307
thats because youre a MASSIVE CUCК whose wife is sucking a BIG MICK DICK RIGHT NOW
CUCК CUCК CUCК!
>tfw i live in a rural area
check out the pic senpai, you can probably guess how fucking boring it gets here
who /rural/ here
>>60560336
yep. Dunno how I managed to have so much to do as a Kid, I couldnt even drink or drive yet
>>60560326
sexy as shit, she must feel amazing
>>60560328
you're the KEK you fucking KEK!
So i was at the auto parts store today and I passed by those steering wheel covers and car mats, on the back they had this warning label that said "This product contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer and birth defects."
So what chemicals would exactly be in there that would cause cancer?
>>60558106
already linked this on cum like a year ago pal
>>60560336
I always say I would hate living in a rural area but all I do is TV and internet anyway.
>>60560388
I don't know but all my fishing weights say that. Lead is a hell of a drug.
>>60560386
>skin tone nips
gross
>>60560415
Then you wouldn't, rural internet is garbage and they overcharge a fuck ton here with a data cap
Also you could only get satellite TV here, which would sometimes go out during a blizzard and almost always go out during a thunderstorm
>>60560372
CUCКED AGAIN
BOW DOWN TO PADDY IRISHMAN WHITEBOI
Not a big fan of these machines, lads
>>60560386
nice
>>60560430
flesh colored nipples are hot, and much much nicer than darker ones
>>60560469
someone explain :(
>>60560300
What the fuck happened, lad?
>>60560480
big machine cock is MADE for mexican women
>>60560498
up(You)
>>60560490
youre a dumb americuck
PREP THE IRISH BULL YOU CUCК
>>60560498
>Little north american dicks
>BOOOOO GET OUT OF TOWN
>The audience hiss and probably barf at just hearing those words
>BIG MACHINE COCKS
>YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
>The audience clap and stomp their feet rhythmically
>>60559824
Idaho and Montana are Cascadian clay as well
I'm thinking about reporting to the interracial breeding grounds. I just can't get a gf. At least the matriarchy can issue me one.
>>60560555
>>60557777
>Make these 2 posts
>Get amazing numbers
What the fuck?
>>60560593
>Post from 2142
lad, humans won't even exist in 2142
>>60560593
Everyone will be mixed by 2142. Who will be the cucks?
>>60560619
>humans
Xir, we like to just be called living beings. Many beings are rabbits, dragons, wolves and etc. Please report to reeducation.
im really bored lads
how about you?
>>60560688
Yes, but also not tired in the slightest.
>>60560688
So bored I've decided to drink.
>>60560688
yeah (dubs)
>>60560733
same (dubs)
>some Chicano on COPS tried to put his pet German Shepard in front of the taser the cop pulled on him
wtf
>>60560753
Did you know in Mexican culture they're more likely to lie than admit they don't know?
>>60557160
>steak
>ketchup
Absolutely disgusting.
>>60560780
If that's true it wouldn't surprise me
>>60560855
It's a weird thing. Like if you ask where such and such place is and Pedro doesn't know he'll tell you just down the road.
>>60560701
>>60560733
>>60560740
maybe I should do cum movie night again
>remember I have a taco bell chalupa in the fridge
>day old
>but fuck it Im starving
>no feeling of nausea
>>60561028
DNA doesn't exist. It's a social construct created by the patriarchy.
>>60560932
I would watch if the movie interests me.
>>60561034
>all I've eaten today was coffee when I woke up, some bread and cheese in the afternoon, and some cereal for dinner
help me im starving
hi /cum/-chan im bak did u miss me
>>60561072
I'd only had some toast and egg but then I had a can of soup. I'm buzzed and hungry now. Should I go get some tendies before potential movie?
>>60560932
do it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10437092
>>60561072
make a PBJ, lad
>>60558829
Would live in oakland over anywhere in the central valley any day of the week.
I'm pretty sure anime and Nintendo cause autism.
>>60561128
ironically enough, Oakland is still just as much of a shithole but the cost of living is rising
>>60561128
Parts are gentrifying. I wonder where all the black people will go.
>>60561106
Yes :3
>>60561136
I consumed both heavily in childhood and came out pretty non-autistic. Really could've gone either way though - total crapshoot.
>>60560610
Don't worry Jose, I got your /TV/ memery
HEATHCLIFF, IT'S ME CATHY COME HOME NOW
SO CO-O-O-OLD
>Miami will become unlivable due to the sea level rising in your lifetime
https://cytu.
be/r/lolcum
alright lads black dynamite first
>>60561227
thats the hope
>>60561227
I hope that they all forget that the rest of the country exists and just drown in the ocean desu
>>60561227
Good riddance desu
>>60561147
>>60561152
Tell me about it.
All the benefits of living in a genuinine hood and watching your rent skyrocket thanks to techfags forcing normies to act less scared of oakland.
East oakland is still vast and largely untouched.
>>60561235
>>60561249
>>60561255
I just hope you guys don't drown (heh) in Miami refugees. I've been there and wouldn't wish Haitians on my worst enemy
If you think about it Florida is just a coral reef that got too big.
>>60559288
What was the issue? He didnt want to go back to the frontlines which is more than understandable
Am I gonna make it???
>>60559211
viva mexico
>>60561262
there is nothing glamorous about the hood, let me tell you. A's fans are absolute liars when the say the Collosseum is a safe area
>>60561427
What autism game is this?
>>60561487
>he didnt play runescape
>>60561427
>sara book
Shitter detected.
>>60561462
Haha, I was about to say it's not THAT bad, but I would guess it almost has to be the sketchiest major league park in the country.
The prequels kinda fucked up Obi-Wan's character from a certain point of view.
>>60561356
If you think about, California is just a landfill that people built houses on top of
>>60561648
That, or maybe Comiskey Park.
If you think about it themeparks are the only reason Orlando is relevant
What a silly city
>>60561684
That wasn't meant as an attack on Florida. The landmass is literally limestone created by coral growth.
>>60561537
I have guthix too...
>>60561742
Aren't parts of CA literally landfill though? Could've sworn I saw that on pre-reality era History channel.
>>60561731
Silly is one word, shitty is another. I can't wait to get out.
>>60561763
>20k book and an 80k book
I'd call you less of a shitter if Guthix was still 400k but you'd still be a shitter.
reminder
>>60561785
>Aren't parts of CA literally landfill though?
There are housing developments that are built over what were landfills. They have to vent the land for so many years before they can develop though.
>>60561227
>tfw they will all migrate to Orlando
Save me.
>>60561866
I just want to get drunk and eat chicken fingers.
And the threads were all dead
At the top of their boards
>>60562100
is /cum/ ded ?
>>60562201
so long as men ejaculate, /cum/ shall never perish
>>60562292
rip /cum/
>>60562366
>>60562366
>>60562366
WE WILL NOT GO SILENTLY INTO THE NIGHT
>>60562441
You goofed.
![freddie_gray_screenshot_sm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UlgEH8n.jpg "freddie gray screenshot sm[1]")
