>You ride a bus in your country
>These two sit next to you
>"Hey mister! We're on vacation here for the first time, what should we do?"
What do you tell them?
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>>60534693
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Oh really? What have you seen so far? I've got some spare time, I can show you around. I've lived here for over 10 years, ill show you the nicest spots this ol city has to offer!
>>60534693
I freeze and stutter some nonsense, then exit the bus at next stop.
y-you too
"Thanks"
The local custom is to be raped in a basement. I live 2 stops away.
>>60534800
same here. or just sit there next to them and say nothing until your stop. either one.
hmmmm lemme see dem tits whitegirls, ooga booga?
>>60534693
I often give them advice. I don't know what I should do else. Offtopic: why is it for a foreigner so hard to get the attention of a Turkish girl, who is sitting in the bus with you
>>60534928
Because you're a beta faggot.
Suck my cock
>>60534693
"get undressed and spread your legs"
Then I would go on to prep the bull and let him take over the situation
>>60534693
Ask them why the fuck they chose Iowa of all the places in the US to go.
>>60534693
Well, there are a lot of beautiful places to visit. How long are you staying here?
>>60534693
Run
>>60534964
No. But it's easy in Switzerland, Italy, Germany, Greece and sometimes France (not Paris though) for me. Why not Turkey?
>>60535076
You then might simply not be her type.
>>60534693
>What do you tell them?
HELP ME MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>60534693
Look around because they obviously didn't asked me , no one does so.
>>60534693
Don't take selfies in the middle of the stairs in subway stations
Stand on the right side of the elevator, not the left.
Have your MetroCard ready before walking up to the turnstile
seriously though, tourists are good for the economy and all but seriously the above things should be common sense
