power was out for 8 hours edition
/balt/
>>60530792
goodness me, I post from my cell and I loose my special snowflake flag
>>60530870
This thread might be kill because of it,we shall see though
>8h long power cuts
literally what kind of a shithole
>>60533617
Life of a /carib/ savage
>>60533617
We had a thunder storm last night which is very uncommon here, some lightning strikes took out power on all three islands.
Woogie boogie west Indian electrical engineers
>>60526652
Yes. I want to drink Chamomile tea but it smells and tastes terrible.
>>60534816
But you're the U.S Virgin Islands, I blame merica
>>60534908
I have some, it's not so bad when mixed with peppermint and lemon
Turf wars...turf wars everywhere
>>60534957
They're still west Indians, merica or not
>>60534957
Interesting. Thanks for the advice.
Tell me something about US Virgin Islands
Good place to live? Good quality of life? Comparable to western Europe? How's the weather?
>>60535131
Well as stated above, 8+ hour powerouts are not uncommon. In short, everything is expensive, roads are shit, healthcare
and access to are shit. the police don't
do shit, the weed is shit but the coke is
good. Weather is nice.
>>60535002
Did someone get shot
also Fuck the court system in this country
>>60535372
He said USVI not the Caribbean in general
>>60535642
Nope, brawl outside my house last night. Apparently some dudes walked where they weren't supposed to and boom, huge brawl. I really hate Kingstown man
>>60535642
Topkek
>>60535753
>I really hate Kingstown man
It's truly a nexus of complete shit
>>60536190
The people, the smell, the scenery...is it the worst town here? I've got Calliaqua but...
>>60536937
I don't think I've been to all the towns but it's pretty shit
>went to the high court
I was severely underwhelmed
>>60537014
What were you doing at the high court? The murder trial?
>>60535753
20 dudes got into a huge fight at some mexican canteen near where I work at. it was such a fiasco, knives and full vodka bottles were flying. you're not alone
>>60530792
>power was out for 8 hours edition
I'm sorry to hear that, that's why most middle class home here have generators and why solar panels are Trending.
>>60537287
>The murder trial?
what no,I need to do covert spy stuff
But that place is a shit hole
SVG doesn't really get Powercuts,thankfully
>>60537492
Always with the bottles...god dammit
>>60538093
Well don't get shit thrown at you (literal shit)
>>60538208
>shit thrown at you (literal shit)
Is there a story behind this
>>60538663
Well there was this guy on a murder charge at court, so the day of his sentencing he shat in his own hands while being sentenced, smeared it onto his body and started throwing it at people in the crowd, he tried to run but the police killed him. Also, one time this crackhead got arrested, shat in his hands and smeared it on himself, and ran away. I saw the second one go down, the first one made the news
>>60539529
lel many keks were had, it's not a place that I'd go to if I don't have to
>>60539712
Smart, a lot of unsavory characters lurk there
>>60541265
>a lot of unsavory characters lurk there
That's Kingstown in general
>>60541393
Man, being in Kingstown must make you paranoid as hell
>>60541265
What are gun laws like in Saint Vincent ?
>>60541578
Why do you think I walk so fast?
The hate and paranoia I have for this place is unlimited
>>60541667
Pretty simple, basically anyone making over $2000/ who owns property can successfully apply for a gun (of course criminals can't get guns legally). You can't legally obtain assault grade weapons but shot guns and hand guns are all fair game. They also let you import weapons but they have to be registered by the police.
>>60541857
I thought you walked fast because you have stuff to do. But yeah I get the unlimited paranoia, the hate is....also understandable
>>60542032
Why not both?
>>60542032
We can only own shotguns sadly, good on you guys
>>60542370
You have a weird job/hobby going on
>>60542523
I meant pistols by hand guns but you get the point. Most people just get them illegally though, way easier
>>60542523
I'd love to have my sawed off shotgun though....mmmm yeah
>>60542729
I don't have hobbies anymore
Class,cams,4chan and that's about it
>>60537673
We just moved in here, were still working on getting generators and solar panels and what not.
The view is great though.
>>60539529
Sounds like some Florida shit
(No pun intended)
>>60543064
>anymore
What did you even use to do? Other than the gym of course
>>60542729
>I meant pistols by hand guns
Naturally, The best gun we can own legally is a Saiga 12
There are no restrictions on magazine size
>>60542935
Shotguns here have to longer than a certain length
>>60543384
Swimming,Rugby,Track,a bit of art and general IT related stuffs
>>60543364
I laughed, then the comparison made me a bit sad
>>60543823
What would someone even want with a Saiga? Jesus.
Also why do the shot guns have to be a certain length? In my experience the length doesn't make a massive difference
>>60543880
>Swimming
You can still go to the beach if you want to
>Rugby
Well interest in the sport has waned unless you want to go to Arnos Vale early on Saturdays
>Track
Not really a hobby...but hey, that usually ends after school anyway
>a bit of art
You could still do that if you want to
>general IT related stuffs
I thought you do that now....?
>>60544248
Gubmint don't want scary concealable weapons
>What would someone even want with a Saiga?
Property defense I suppose
>>60544413
>Property defense I suppose
Man that's almost overkill...it's a nice gun though, can you guys get an AA-12?
>>60544248
I can do all those things, but I just don't enjoying them anymore
>>60545278
Oh, well that makes sense. Maybe you should have picked up basketball before they fucked up the court
>>60544626
Any shotgun that isn't fully auto isn't too short
>>60546131
*and Isn't too short
>>60545604
Not really since I don't know why I don't like them anymore
>>60546131
>>60546219
Nice, I'm liking the bahamas more and more each day
>>60546513
Probably because they got boring, or you got as good as you could be at them
>>60547003
possibly
>>60546513
Anhedonia can be a sign of depression
>>60547853
Anyways have you seen the guiness girls? Bro...
>>60548929
It can't be that because tuat would mean my mother and brother were right and I can't have that.
>>60549253
Nope, I assume you will be in the guinness posé?
The stuff looks nice but 300 guildingii dollars is a bit much.
>>60550201
I'm going to the UK bro, vacation and what not
>>60543364
The US virgin islands are amazing, I was there a couple of years ago on a cruise, managed to go up to St John and went to Trunk Bay. Probably the most amazing beach I have ever been to.
Hope you have a great time there anon
>>60550401
Well have fun,I you need a milkmaid I'll hook you up
I miss the times where you could walk alone to the beach at night.
some birds built a nest in a tree right outside my window and their kids wont shut up
help
>>60550915
> you are very old then
I've never wanted to do that for fear of being killed
>>60551225
Kill and eat them
>>60550865
>milkmaid
I don't know what this implies but I will try to have fun senpai
>>60550915
You just gotta find the ones without the drug dealers
>>60551354
It's more of a getting mugged at knife point/gunpoint. Homicide is still low. (For now.)
>>60551354
>Kill and eat them
dont think I could I ever bring myself to hurt small animals tbqh
>>60551552
Didn't I tell you the story about that?
>>60551557
Oh I see
>>60551682
Well you want them to stop don't you?
>>60551875
nope
>>60551887
ohhh I see
>>60552073
tell me dammit
the boulder is conflicted
>>60552786
Not really much to tell
>attended conference in britbog
>get curious
>get order milkmaid service from Adultwork
>Nice lady supplied me with breastmilk (bottled) and from the tap
>have a productive conference and feel warm a fuzzy all day
>>60553101
You have indeed lived a full life but isn't that dangerous?
>>60553337
Naw we exchanged, test results an such but there
are only a few diseases that can be passed like that
>>60553533
Wow, I was just gonna go hang out with chavs...based SL strikes once again
>>60553598
A lot has change since then man
>>60553873
In England or with you? Because I actually think you'd do that now if you had the chance to
>>60551552
I avoid those tho
>>60551875
Aye. Armed robberies are now an almost daily occurrence.
>>60553953
With me
>>60554112
Well here you just get killed
>>60554112
Then you must live in a bad neighborhood or on a really slow island
>>60554192
You're a big guy, you can change it
>>60543364
bruh, why is there a shooting every single day in Miami Gardens?
>>60550915
you still can, well if you live close... and don't mind having tons of bugs hitting you
>>60551225
>and their kids wont shut up
how cute
>>60553101
this still makes me squirm
>>60530870
Same here
>>60554440
Meh
>>60555137
why?
>>60555448
it's messed up, that milk ain't meant for you
>>60555448
The fact that you didn't engage in bane referencing triggers me
>>60554192
Yikes
>>60554440
I live near the expat mansions/high rise hotel area.
They usually rob places that sell lottery tickets or Chinese supermarkets.
>>60555852
Sooo you live in a well off neighborhood ? I wouldn't be out either especially if I was a rich lightskinned qt. No offence
>>60555999
>rich
Hue. If only
Nice trips.
>>60556680
>2/3
well I still wouldn't be out. tbqh I thought most of the /caribs/ were richfags
>>60556895
Nope. Not rich at all. It sucks.
>>60557033
you have no idea how great life is when you're a qt in the Caribbean. Especially light skinned, you get all the good make up. At least you aren't SL or me or the Jamaican or trinibro
>>60557114
>you get all the good make up
NL never ceases to both amaze and terrify me
>>60557114
Qt is debatable.
Also, are there no light skinned girls up there? I know that our darkest citizens are descendants of immigrants from the ex British colonies but some blanda must've taken place over there.
>>60555506
Well I bought it and it had my name on the bottle so...yes it was
>>60555852
Don't judge me
>>60557207
/carib/ males are well versed in these affairs
>>60557207
I have dark skinned cousins, and have dated dark skin chicks. I have been make up shopping countless times and every time it has been a pain in the ass. I do go to the women's hair care shop though, those girls know my hair better than me
>>60557284
There are light skinned girls up here, a lot actually. They just don't take advantage of it.
>Qt is debatable
Not according to SL. I'm sure you slay those sun dresses or whatever fashion you're into.
>>60557412
But there's no advantage here. It's "meh" when it comes to skin colour.
>trousers
>blouse
>flip flops
Oh, yes. Haute couture model material up in this bitch.
>>60557497
I was talking about fashion, here no one really cares about skin color outside of fashion. But the fact that you and I wear the same kind of stuff, me being a lazy bastard, is a bit...troubling. Oh well, at least you got the scientist hypnotizing voice to work with
>>60557412
>Not according to SL
I'm not really an authority to go on
>the scientist hypnotizing voice to work with
That's not an advantage
>>60557591
>troubling
I just want to be comfortable.
>>60557637
>Science Lad
>not an authority to go on
This is why white fag is needed, but you're always saying she has to be a qt. Don't flip flop now
>>60557687
Hey, I'm a basketball shorts, t shirt, flip flops kinda guy so I feel you sister, I'm just saying you're shattering all my notions on women in aruba
I blame limewire
>>60557497
>>trousers
>>blouse
>>flip flops
>Oh, yes. Haute couture model material up in this bitch.
frame this
what are you people up to tonight?
>>60557852
i wanted to go to Sonic and get dick but none of those happened
Florida has too much water
the water's also hard as fuck
Pollo Tropical es terrible aquí
my phone can barely function on its own I need a new one
>>60557852
Just watching the finals man, how about you?
>>60557852
No reason in particular
>>60558047
>i wanted to go to Sonic and get dick but none of those happened
wow dude
>Florida has too much water
the water's also hard as fuck
how so?
>Pollo Tropical es terrible aquí
No comas pollo.
>my phone can barely function on its own I need a new one
How old is it?
>>60558087
Just got done watching the nxt takeover. Spent the day scraping paint and painting the bedrooms, very tired.
>>60558097
?
>>60558294
>how so?
do you know what water hardness is?
>no comas pollo
tu reputa madre
>how old is it?
1 and 9
>>60558294
I haven't watched nxt takeover in a really long time. :( was it good?
>>60558047
Where in Florida are you?
>>60558294
oh I meant nothing* in particuar
>hard water
We in the Caribbean don't really deal with hard water because we
have volcanic rock which doesn't leech calcium into the water
In that Caribbean even without treatment harness is <.5mmol/L
while in other places they have to treat it to get it to around 1.5-1.8mmol/L
>>60558410
I know what hard water is.
I was asking about the lots of water part. Is it due to rain?
>>no comas pollo
>tu reputa madre
go eat a cock, faggot.
>>60558438
It was pretty good.
>>60558612
Did we get some bayley action?
>>60558612
Dile más dile más, que se joda tó
>>60558635
No. Bayley isn't champ anymore dude.
>>60558445
Miami-Dade
>>60558612
there's lakes, canals, ponds, rives, swamps
EVERYWHERE
>go eat a cock, faggot
i've eaten both kinds numerous times this week, tyvm
>>60558715
I thought she'd be on....
>>60558722
>i've eaten both kinds numerous times this week
kek'd
sad to hear vincent bros having crime wave.
We can lend you some of our police, we have the best in the world y'know.
>Shoot first
>Ask qs later
