>You wake in up a country where 97% of the citizens are Poles
Wat do?
By a beer, and zubrowka
>>60519056
buy a Żywiec and pass out
>>60519056
Catch the first plane out of Poland obviously
>>60519114
Please try Żołądkowa Gorzka as well. I like it better then Żubrówka.
>>60519136
Do Americans buy something in those stores or only Poles do it?
>>60519175
Mixture of both, assuming that the shopkeepers can speak English decent enough.
Same with Mexican shops and Spanish language. If they can't speak enough English to run a shop they don't get my business and can GTFO my country
>>60519056
>get drunk
>go to central plac
>sing russian national anthem
>be beaten to death
>die
kurwa mac, sounds like a perfect suicide
>>60519371
I remember a story about Germans who sat in the old town of some city and played the guitar for fun and sang songs in German and got arrested after like 5mins.
Kinda shameful but true.
>>60519420
Nobody likes us....
>>60519056
I'd probably be really hungover
>>60519056
>get mistaken for arab
>get lynched
>>60519500
No, it was just some old woman who thought it's the German anthem.
Old people tend to call police every time they dislike something.
>>60519521
>use my cellphone
>get lynched as a witch
Remind people how they destroyed theirselves in the Siege of Vienna and suddenly hang myself
>>60519902
>mfw my brother used his iphone in public
>got accused of being a warlock and burned
>get drunk cheap
>eat pierogi
>fuck a qt slavic hooker with green eyes
>get on a plane home
>>60519056
Leave Peterborough
>>60519056
didn't know there could be such density of toilets
>>60519056
Establish Flemish colony village.
It has been done before, and they're still there after 700 years.
>>60520529
It is true.
Olendrzy pls come back.
>>60519056
Enjoy as minority
>>60520838
>mfw this is how Japanese girls in Poland write
No więc.. HEY! Jestem Kyoko i jestem japonką która od urodzenia mieszka w Polsce :) Kocham krajobrazy tego kraju *o* Oczywiście kocham japońską animację "anime"(jakby ktoś nie wiedział xD) Za mangami nie przepadam ..A dlaczego nie wiem x3LUBIĘ LODY ŚWIEŻUTKIE I ZIMNIUTEŃKIE zwłaszcza na ten upał*.*Jogurciki też się lubi, kiwi,winogrona i truskawki..NO i się OPowiaDAnia pisze ^^ A czy są fajne czy nie to sami stwierdźcie :D Piszcie komenty ja nie gryzę nOO może czasmi x3 Tyle Bye "kiss for you" Ulubiona muzyka:SINCREASuGLolita23qAbingdon Boys School BIG BANGB2STB.O.B Kyooko
Pic related, it's her.
>>60519056
Panic.
>>60519056
> Wat do?
ignore poles, run away to forests in the night otherwise they'll beat me
>>60519420
Convoluted provocation,mostly likely.
>>60520910
Can't read at all
Sorry
>>60521141
It's in "leet" Polish and she's writing about what she likes.
I'll celebrate this day.
>>60519056
>Wat do?
The same as usual.
>>60521297
People don't usually squat here though.
>>60520069
Pood bost
>>60521312
So, is worse for they.
id be happy because the alcohol wont ruin my wallet
>>60519056
Immigrate to Germany, France and UK via EU agreements
Blame the EU for my problems
I just woke up in one
I bought a pack of cigs and went to sit at the park
So far so good
>>60519056
I doubt poles have ever seen a flip. Would be interesting though to see their reaction kek
>>60519521
>>get mistaken for arab
>get lynched
the same thing here haha
>>60519521
>>60521807
S-sory, due to low amounts of sun we can't differenciate when it comes to shades of brown.
>>60519056
Marry one and raise a Catholic family
I already live in a country like that
Hide my VAG car
Fuck bitches
>>60520529
You can thank Ukrainian murderniggers for fucking your villages up
>>60519056
Go out and go sight seeing. I always wanted to see the Big Ben and the Queen.
>>60519056
Wonder where the rest of the Poles went
>>60519056
Get stabbed
>>60519056
Literally the definition of an Ideal Western society. Would thank God that I am (t)here
>>60522297
>poles are allowed to hate other white people
>westerners aren't
Walk back across the border
>>60519056
Try to find the spanish embassy asap before they kill me.
>>60522843
P-pls respect our privilege.
>>60519056
Go sightseeing, probably. Then, get drunk on so,e quality beer.
Get culturally shocked by the prevalence of whiteys since I'm used to darkies due to living 24 years in Helsinki
Then go to drink with my Polish bros and get laid with a qt Pole
>>60519056
Start flirting with their beautiful, lovely girls, being admired as a foreigner
>>60519056
I don't know if they like blacks... Perhaps we can bond over our appreciation of their alcohol.
>>60519056
> get forged visa and get on the next massive coach to my homeland.
>Actually stop being a neet because,english employers actually hire poles.
