>be American
>got to watch movie
>everyone claps
>leave cinema
>immediately get shot
>go to hospital
>"That'll be $100,000 sir"
>can't pay
>they throw you out still bleeding from gunshot
>smoke marijuana to relieve pain
>get caught by police
>get shot again
It's weird, you'd expect a post like this to be coming from a Canadian flag
>getting shot after the movie
that is not how it works
>>60516131
he's still waiting for his visa
>>60516142
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>60516142
nice post
>>60516142
Breddy good
>>60516142
kek
>Be American
>go to the cinema
>get shot because I didn't tip the local cinema shooter for his services
noice proxy:3
>>60516142
Whoooaaaaaaa
>>60516198
>Be Myanmeme
>get hit by typhoon
>LITERALLY HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of PEOPLE DIE
>military junta does nothing to stop the deaths, refuses foreign aid
>Aung San Suu Kyi can't do anything about it because she's trapped in her house
>years pass and now Rohingya are memeing things up
>genocide in progress
Must be nice to live in a 3rd world country
>>60516104
>t. A Canadian english teacher in Busan
>>60516104
>be south korean
>get plastic surgery
>>60516284
>>60516198
I thought its Taiwan kek.
>>60516137
Kek
>Be korean
>Watch porn
>Get arrested
>be murrican
>get shot
>everyone brings keyboards yo your funeral
>>60517009
>be Azerbaijani
>be chainsmoker with big beard
>get sniped
>be american
>>60516142
NOICE
>>60516142
VERY good post.
>>60516142
exactly
>>60516142
11/10
>>60517047
>be chile
>put on a sweater
>>60516142
Sides
