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>>60511809
I'm about to leave to give it to her. Do you guys want to know what happens?
Third of for Sae
>yfw da US wins da Copa
>>60512668
naa
don't do it
>>60512668
don't
o
n
'
t
>>60512701
>>60512710
why not
>>60512678
wtf?!
i hate Switzerland now!
>>60512719
beta as fuck
just ask her
>>60512719
it looks weird, telling a girl she's cute and you don't know her
>mfw a Mexican was Mexican next to me
>>60512763
Thanks!
>>60512763
me on the right
you on the left
>>60512763
I needed this right now
>>60512761
>mfw a American was American next to me
>>60512739
but the place is always busy and I can tell she always makes little mistakes.
last time I was there, she got my order wrong, and she had me pull forward to hand me my food because of the long line. And as I pulled forward, she shouted "be careful!" I guess cause I accelerated fast. I don't want to frustrate her by flirting, or get her trouble for giving her number away during business (assuming she even gives me it).
>>60512750
Should I write something else?
>>60512763
Kill yourself, you fucking faggot.
>>60512772
*steals your hug*
>>60512761
>U.S.A
>>60512668
first put your number on it
>>60512805
>Should I write something else?
ask her number
how many of you are actually being of primary color at this very moment ?
>>60512849
my number is on it, I censored it
>>60512856
Maybe if they aren't too busy, but the place is always busy and I don't want to bullshit and get her in trouble
>>60512820
Ok tough guy
friends dog has cancer :(
>>60512861
delete this
>>60512878
yes
>>60512861
>America
>the name of the continent
I want to go back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2-2BANR0aI
>obese woman and her spawn speaking spanish behind me
>disgusted for a moment
>happy when I realize they're going back over the wall soon
>homely means comfy when describing a place and unattractive when describing a person
I've been using this word wrong and insulting people without realizing it
>>60512939
I unironically have a KCA 2004 CD in my CD set in my car
no regrets
>>60512907
why should cancer be sad to see an other cancer being successful at sucking the life of an animal?
i will never understand you cancers
>>60512942
but what if hillary actually wins?
>>60512942
For ever spic sent back, 4 chicanos will take his place
>>60512939
>Andre 3000
mah nigga
ameribros please answer this http://www.strawpoll.me/10427383/r
>>60513005
oh shit sorry my bad
http://www.strawpoll.me/10427383
>>60512763
I want a hug. A real hug not one of those shitty pats on the back kind of hug. Can't even remember the last time I actually got one.
How do you overcome your unhealthy guilt over small things, /cum/?
>>60513052
buy a hug machine and you can feel it whenever you watned
I want to fuck so many different women it's incredible
>>60512984
>>60513019
WHO'S THE KEK NOW TONY?
>>60513087
...fucc is dis
>>60513062
Have tons of those, please help
>>60513103
you fuck, i will hunt you in your sleep. when your shitty flyover state ass is dead i will end my crusade against you
>>60513108
It's the shit they give unironically autistic kids to calm them down
>>60513088
So Trump was right all along....
>>60513136
>>60513108
It's called a hug machine and it was designed by an real life autist named Temple Grandin to calm down cattle as they move through chutes.
>matched with a 17 year old on tinder
>she's chatting me up
wewewew
>>60513088
if people aren't voting for the god emperor after this...
Railed through a gram of coke and my heart is on overdrive. Fuuuuuuuck, Mexico pls help.
>>60513062
I asked to skip training for my job so I could study for an exam for tomorrow.
There, I said it.
I'm a good-for-nothing lousy shirking Shirley.
>>60513201
Oh hey, good for you anom, DASU DASU LOL. Mind sharing your conversation with me?
>>60513237
Also, I really needed to go the bathroom for a good long spell as I studied, and I really didn't want to hold it in for 5 hours over night. It's been an hour and a half and I'm still not done with my internal strife physically and figuratively.
i'm conscious about my penis size which is affecting my ability to get with women. what do?
>>60513289
Absolutely nothing.
>fucking a girl with Crohn's disease
>her shit bag ruptures
>floods my house
>>60513289
Probably something
>>60513289
get a bigger dick lol
>>60513289
You know those leg extensions manlets get? Do that with your penis.
>>60513289
Unless you're already getting with a woman and she's saying your cock is too small, you're fine. You're just making up excuses not to get with women you fucking pussy.
Realistically, if you've made it to the point where a woman is looking at your cock, you're fine.
>>60513184
That fuggin name simply ebin
>>60513215
Goddamn it Mexico, did you put novacaine in this cut? Fuuuuck you Mexico. My nose and mouth are numb.
>>60513365
idk, it's just over 6 inches long. I've asked other people and they said that's fine but I still feel conscious about it for some reason
>>60513423
>>60513419
>>60513399
>>60513365
>>60513348
>>60513328
>>60513322
>>60513320
*kisses you on the lips*
ain't there one damn song that can make me break down and cry?
>>60513441
das gay
...I can't believe we shut down Costa Rica. That fucking hard.
>>60513471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A
Trying to save the day for the old world man
Trying to pave the the way for the third world man
>>60513484
if what CR's on /sp/ were telling me is true, their Front office kicked out their Coach from the world cup and put in some shit tier GK and coach.
still nice get the win though
>>60513484
how can you not believe that? It lost its value years ago.
i want to die
>>60513484
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LOSE
WE SUPPOSED TO KICK OUT KLANSMANN
>>60513542
m8, who the fuck are we going to replace him with? that Larry David lookalike? Donovan?
>>60513484
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/07/copa-america-usa-costa-rica-match-report
Very glowing report at the Guardian. I've never seen the USMNT's play described with the word 'style'. Nice to see.
Maybe in the far future, we'll have a team full of people who were actually raised here!
>povertyball
so you all pretend to like it now that the US has somewhat of a viable presence?
>>60513607
you have many naturalized players?
>>60513645
I don't care, but I'll always cheer for America to win.
>>60513645
Ive been following it since the 2014 WC ended
>>60513607
yeah that's the thing about usmnt that makes me unenthusiastic about them. They are a pretty bland team that relies too much on athleticism rather than skill and talent.
surprised they won. they still played like shit desu. then again we played a neutered CR
no navas
shitty manager
>>60513668
Good for you I guess.
My tongue is itchy
lol so topical
>>60513744
hate when that happens
>>60513744
Cut it off
>>60513744
scratch it
>>60513654
Many of our players are of foreign-origin. Some have an American parent, but were raised and trained in other countries, others are naturalised.
We even have this guy, who is American, but played for MX U-23.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Castillo
I don't begrudge any of them, but it feel weird to support them fully when they barely know the country.
farting
>>60513867
*sticks wiener up ur ass*
hehe try and fart now bitch
>>60513916
woah what the fuck?
>>60513607
That's nothing new.
Look at any yuropoor team.
They're almost always blacks or Maghrebi who've all had nothing better to in their desolate lives while growing up than to kick a ball.
It might as well be charityball.
what... the fuck.... canada.... haha
>>60513941
I should watch Monster Musume again
>>60513855
we've had a couple of naturalized players, too. Don't know if we still do though.
But yeah, some people here have had the same issues with naturalized players. I think the problem is seeing international competitions as a way to manifest patriotism, when most players, especially naturalized players, don't really care about the country they play for. It's just business for most
https://www.amazon.fr/s/ref=sr_nr_seeall_8?rh=k%3Athe+avalanches+-+wildflower%2Ci%3Adigital-music&keywords=the+avalanches+-+wildflower&ie=UTF8&qid=1465335580
GET IT WHILE ITS HOT, LADS
>>60513966
dont understand this whole monster anime gimmick
i mean what is it? snake girls doing snake girly shit? who the fuck thought of that
at least furries piss you off. this monster shit is just weird
I like Pikachu. Do you like Pikachu?
>>60514022
This new?
>>60514022
/mu/ tells me there's electroswing on it... not sure if wanr
>>60514050
i HATE pokeymon
>tfw no matter how much I practice I will always be bad at fly fishing
jfmsu
>>60514065
its fine
>>60514060
yes
why are euros so angry all the time?
>>60513645
duh, how new are you
>>60514119
we're not it's just everyones constantly butthurt on /int/
>>60513441
U wot m8
>E3 soon
>Britain wins it's independence back a few days later
exciting month lads!
Just has some sushi famalamadingdongs. Rolls are getting out of hand these days.
>>60514136
uhu duhhh
>>60514119
They're not its just that you do dumb shit
>>60513744
What did u eat? That happens when I eat bananas :(((((((
Oh, I forgot to mention that I voted for Trump. Get ready to build that wall, Mexicanbros.
https://youtu.be/hUO-sRLotOI
>>60514158
>implying britain will vote leave
>>60514180
Usually means you have a grass allergy. Bananas trees are actually a grass after all.
>>60514187
Kill yow'ens self
I create the perfect North America.
>>60514158
>E3
>hype
Pick one
>>60514218
California wants nothing to do with Mexico besides eat their food.
>>60514218
i legit thought this was a screenshot of a Simpsons episode from the thumbnail lmao
>>60514218
everything south of Santa cruz can go back to Mexico, but thats as far as I go
>>60514218
>unironically giving mexico more land
oooh yea i wonder how well they're maintain it
>>60514175
what do those things have to do with each other
>>60514218
mexico should get california south of san fran and thats it.
>>60514297
>giving up all that comfy PCH coastline
"no"
>>60514297
>giving up the best part of the country
>>60514218
FUCK OFF WE DON'T WANT MORE LAND IT'S TOO MUCH ALREADY
>>60514324
he said south of, not north
>>60514317
>>60514324
fuck off caliniggers
cascadia when?
I put ketchup on everything, I don't give a fuck
cockz...
>>60514344
I gurantee I live more north then you do
>>60514334
No one in their right mind thinks norcal is better than socal.
t. San Jose
>>60514357
brazilians put ketchup on pizza
>>60514361
i live in chicago but used to live in portlaoise (which is probably more north than you unless you live in alaska)
whats your point
>>60514218
"no"
>>60514376
so I live in what would be Cascadia, thats what Im saying
Cascadia now.
gas the chinks, lynch the lefties.
perfect paradise.
>>60514180
Avocado shrimp tacos
>>60514163
Hope you didn't have that California or spring roll abomination.
>>60514414
>gas the chinks, lynch the lefties
but then youve cut out Portland, Hongcouver, and Seattle
It's too how out.
I hate you all.
>>60514430
and thats a bad thing how?
>>60514414
this, just leave the bearded lads with plaid shirts living in the forest and itll be grand
a nation from oregon to juneau
beautiful
>>60514325
But I love you
Walking around in Tokyo getting a good sweat going lads
Is there a torrent for it lads?
>>60514325
>>60514462
>>60514494
Yep just google skidrow Hearts of Iron and you're good.
>>60514507
>tfw you might be Johan feeding me false info to download a virus
what do u think of high arches?
>>60514524
>tfw my name is actually Johan
>>60514563
Hi Johan
I had to poop so I went to the bathroom and pooped. It's really not that hard. I don't get why Indians have to find a beach or a designated shitting street.
>>60514376
>brazilians put ketchup on pizza
so do I
>>60514598
Hello Stereotypical Kazakhstani name.
>roommate is yelling at his TV
>his dog won't shut up
>trying to study
I'm gonna get up.
I'M GONNA GET UP
absolute blootah
>>60514644
I eat it by itself a lot
>spongebob image
immediately ignored
@60514689
Is this one okay?
>>60514684
It's good. I've been thinking a lot recently about attempting to make my own
>>60513062
I refuse to ever apologize for anything and try to turn the blame around on the other person or make them second guess themselves by telling them they're making a big deal out of nothing. I still feel bad about it, but I pretend I don't.
>>60514652
we need Paraguay to lose/tie for the US to go through
>>60514725
Pizza or ketchup? Both are pretty easy to make but tough to master.
>>60514764
Ketchup
>Costa Rica lost
>AGAINST A BUNCH OF AMERICANS
LADS LADS I CAN'T
I FUCKING CAN'T
>>60514819
Costa Rica is just an unofficial US territory anyway.
>>60513215
You'll be all right. Unless you have a heart defect you're not in any danger. If you're gonna snort that much at once just smoke crack or something.
>>60514819
you only beat us in extra time, burrito boy
The United States has the most populated prisons in the world
What the hell?
Countries that use the US dollar: Ecuador, East Timor, El Salvador, Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Palau, Turks and Caicos, British Virgin Islands, Zimbabwe
>Immediately ignored meme is starting to catch up
T-t-this this is the best time of my fucking life
i love you /cum/
>trim down porn folder and convert a lot of 1gb+ vids into webm to cut size
>still 135gb
fug
>>60514868
only because our biggest competitor (China) just executes people out right instead of waiting 20 years to do it. Also you can dig out of mexican prison with a spoon
>>60514868
Because is a country who's made of criminals.
>>60514916
Why does anyone in this day and age need to download porn?
lungs feel like sad after smoking today
>>60514868
Lots of Mexicans in there desu.
>>60514947
i download some of the stuff i find on /gif/
Really makes you think.
>>60514957
Get some chantix and a mouth fedora
>>60514947
You underestimate the kind of perverts we have around here. Sure, streaming for a wank might be good enough for you or me but these are autists that have made careers out of being serial masturbators that posses collections of pornography so large it would take them several lifetimes over to "watch" it all.
helo
>>60514989
it was dudeweedlmao
been smoking everyday for 3 weeks now
>>60514990
Seems like a pack rat mentality. More about collecting than blowing your load.
>>60514998
me on the left
>>60514947
If your internet dies you can still fap?
Certainly hope >>60514990 isn't the case
>>60515004
ok.
>>60515008
no it s me
>>60514985
Damn...
It's almost like...
Putting two different cultures under the same set of laws...
will lead to conflict...
woah...
>>60514985
Stealing in stolen land is a double negative
t. native american
average american mother
>>60515004
Smoking every day is kind of wasteful.
>>60515019
>If your internet dies you can still fap?
Yeah, 4G LTE and Reddit Gonewild, son. Reddit is a porn mecca.
>>60515032
We should have sent them all back to Africa, I know.
>>60515058
Please don't post pictures of our mother.
>>60514868
other countries kill theirs or harvest them for organs
>Reddit is a porn mecca.
>>60514908
Which?
the time has cum and SO HAVE I
>>60515114
I read the Syrian Civil War subreddit, it's a surprisingly accurate source of information
>>60515130
Tommorow is day 5 of not touching my sin zone desu
>>60515114
it is
amateur porn is best porn
>>60515114
I literally was taking a hit of my e-cig when I read that. This is my hate though.
>>60515122
>he doesn't know about the meme
Immediately ignored
>>60515155
HAT***
im really bored team
>>60515155
>LA """"""fans""""""" insisting they even knew the city had a hockey team before 2012
>>60515155
Los Angeles?
>Le dude with mafia hat and magical cigarette meme ahahaha
>>60515182
I jumped on the wagon in 09, thank you.
>tfw you want to feetpost but don't want everyone to yell at you
>>60515218
Post titayz
>>60515201
sure you did
>>60515218
*yells at you for mentioning feet*
>>60515235
I sure did. Went to a game with a friend and started following. Too bad the Sharks are Shorking. They could have brought more glory to the golden state.
>>60515218
>implying you wouldn't just give yourself a bunch of (You)s until hopefully another autist joined in
@60515218
fag
Why did we choose to hold the olympics inside a toilet again
>>60513484
>>60513512
Wait what happened?
>>60515275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMr3KtYUCcI
>>60515275
>muh superpower by 20xx
I unironically love this piece of bread
>>60515275
The women are fantastic.
>google is actively working with/for shillary
cant wake up
>>60515254
i actually don't do that 2bh. im an honestposter.
>>60515288
we beat them 4-0
currently we're in second place in the group and as long as we at least tie with paraguay, we go through
>>60515308
Yeah and they don't even want to have kids anymore thanks to that zika shit
So no BR baby mamas
>>60513645
I will cheer for America, I don't have to give a shit about soccer to love my country.
More of a football man myself. Do enjoy hockey and baseball though. Soccer is a sport for the poor.
>>60515218
i just immediately hide any feet post i see, so if you're ok with not existing than go ahead
>>60515405
socks
>>60515397
what the fuck?
>>60515397
>hiroshima actually thinks /v/ """"""""""""mods""""""""""""""" will do their jobs
the poor, naive abstard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cJu5Q9yfb8
this is literally me to be honest
>>60515397
Sometimes it makes me nervous remembering Hiro is in charge
When Hillary wins.
foot sniffing degenerates need to be put in a dog cage and set on fire
>>60515306
Good lad
The anime geeks had arrived. The very thought that at any moment these degenerates could put on a school girl uniform and start jacking their micropenises was revolting. Gonna need a lot of whiskey tonight.
>>60515442
hes done nothing but good things
>>60515476
except selling data on 2channers for profit
>>60515397
He should do this in /tv/. The /film/ fags will have a fucking stoke.
>>60515437
me at 2:32 telling you to calm down
>>60515423
socks are cute
>>60515460
no, i need to be stepped on by a cute girl. do you have a sister, by chance?
im hungry /cum/-chan
wats 4 dinner ?
>>60515494
What kind of data did he sell?
>>60515522
kisses
>>60515446
good joke
>>60515521
no keep the socks on
feet are disgusting
>>60515522
pancakes since it's the only thing I can make
>>60515521
How do you know that their feet actually smell in a video? Maybe their feet are 100% clean and they just dirtied up the socks outside to make them look like they stink.
>>60515522
this dicc
>>60515552
lol like 90% of my sock porn involves sock stripteases.
>>60515529
http://echo-news.net/en/ldp-sponsored-and-benefited-by-underground-anonymous-2channel-board
>>60515561
Don't over mix the batter.
fuck off with the fucking feet you disgusting autists
>>60515581
i've gone down on a number of women's feet and their feet don't usually smell like much. im not in it for any smells, i'm just really attracted to the shape of feet.
>>60515537
with whipcream?
>>60515561
i hope u hav sum maple syrup
>>60515582
wats that
>>60515608
im starting to think its deliberate trolling
>>60515397
>>60515496
I have a feeling he's gonna do this on almost every board
>>60515622
>using syrup
>supporting syrup conglomerates
It's butter and jelly for you.
>>60515628
this
don't acknowledge it
*BBBBBRTTTT*
UH-OH
>>60515633
More than moot ever did to be quite honest with you family.
>>60515602
I hope you like them nice and chewy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R004geOm0L8
Are you ready to see burny drop out?
Get in here fags
>>60515684
I've seen ufc press conferences with more viewers
>tfw huge bernie supporter
>donated to him 6 times
>literally had an army of people get out to vote today
>STILL losing
>super delegate cheating gave shillary the nomination
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP I'M MOVING TO CANADA
>>60515669
i miss chicken m00tle soup
>>60515608
fuck off with the fucking dicks in your mouth you disgusting canadian
>>60515681
I forgot about moot because he barely posted between 2011 and on. He's a piece of shit who grew up. He was supposed to be forever alone with us forever.
give me poz cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a2rGQsoO18
I want to be a cute anime witch desu
>>60515716
My wife's son and I have been phonebanking all night. We can do this, guys!
>>60515740
>2011
>he wasnt around for rhythmic slapping
Just found out my middleschool-highschool crush is a tranny now
>>60515742
>that webm
Please don't please don't
>>60515716
Deny her the vote.
I'm in the same boat as you are, I voted for Bernie in my state's primary and donated to him.
But after all this shit? I'm ready for the fucking wall now.
>>60515750
Sandusky was framed to be honest
>>60515751
ftm or mtf?
>>60515740
>"lol guys don't worry I'll never leave unless and I die. And if I do, my mom will probably own the site"
>couple years later
>"Sayonara!"
>>60515750
mootdusky, yeah I remember that
>>60515770
>all of those witnesses were making it up
>>60515775
he's likely still posting
>Anime
>Not watching western cartoons
>>60515770
>I WAS FRAMED!
The sickest think is how many people knew and how long he got away with it.
>>60515773
ftm
>>60515793
Eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable and prone to confabulation.
>>60515775
Who cares about moot. The guy turned into a straight up redditor. Glad he's gone. Fuck em.
>>60515820
what a waste
>>60515823
>30+ years of eyewitness and personal testimony is unreliable and prone to confabualtion
>>60515811
>watching cuck cartoons
>not sunday morning animu tiddies
>>60515747
>1:06
>Explains the joke
>>60515811
>sub-par comedy with shit art
yeah, nah
koth and simpsons were the only two good western cartoons
>>60515844
Especially so if it happened many years ago. People forget, confuse events, confabulate memories with things that happened around the same time, etc.
