How can Canada even compete?

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>bald

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>>60493698
They are nice. Bill Shatner nice. They have better crack and more crack whores. And their crack whores are nice. And they play hockey; not well but they play hockey nonetheless. They play hockey nicely.

>>60493698
Why is the bald eagle literally the most pitiful of all eagles? He'd lose in a fight to all other eagles.

>>60493771
I thought Canada's national bird was the loon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw1It3AlXmQ

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>>60494055
d-delet this

>>60494108
it is
eagles are for boring loser countries

>>60493771
Seagulls are pretty deadly 2bh

what a fatass eagle

>>60493771
We don't even have a national bird, faggot. (It's actually being decided on right now, probably going to be the Loon)

The goose is our meme bird.

>>60494055
Because it misleads our opponents into thinking they have a chance at fighting us.

Remember America didn't start big. We grew big.

>>60494055
But they're pretty much the same size as a golden eagle, and have a similar lifting strength.

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HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>>60493771
Polish White Eagle

not really white
not really eagle

>>60493771
I root for the underdog

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>>60493698
Kek what did you say?

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>not liking this floofy qt