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Netherlands FUCK OFF edition
sissy brits
>>60493454
Fuck off Colgate
Me on the right
>>60493454
Go tear down some of those dams, Bastiaan. By not doing it you're only delaying the inevitable.
me on the left
anime
Kyary
Nederland genoemd.
I want a gaunt souless ginger qt
Do yourselves a favour and leave this shit thread
REAL THREAD OVER EHRE
>>60492772
>>60492772
feeling very disheartened with life
ahh yes
>>60493628
Hahahahaha fuck off
>>60493628
Fuck off you mongoloid
>>60493628
Suck your mum
Leave:
Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, Donald Trump, Michael Gove, Ian Duncan Smith (resigned in disgrace 2016), Liam Fox (resigned from cabinet in disgrace 2011), Zac Goldsmith, Michael Caine, Katie Hopkins, people who read The Sun/The Express/The Mail*, UKIP
Remain:
All 4 living former and current prime ministers, Jeremy Corbyn, Barack Obama, Stephen Hawking, Sadiq Khan, Richard Branson, Martin Lewis, Eddie Izzard, Sandi Toksvig, Benedict Cumberbatch and his merry 280+ ‘left-wing luvvies’, people who read The Times/The Guardian*, people with a university education*
>>60493642
ah... yes
who here /two for tuesday/
>dvw wanneer mijn schijt er als water uitkomt
godverdekanker
Ah!시골.. yes! And other things too!
>>60493709
irrelevant
this argument is only useful to people who are too stupid to have their own opinion
Tracer
>>60493709
Not an argument
>>60490854
JEEZ OH MAN I BALANCED THE BUDGET WHEN I WAS GOVERNOR OF OHIO
Multiculturalism with successful integration is what built Britain
>>60493720
/taco Tuesday/ desu
>>60493709
>Stephen Hawking
>Against leave
Just because he can't leave his wheelchair.
>>60493782
and its what will bring it back down
inshallah
>>60493554
top kek
that reminds me of something similar I used to do on msn messenger about 10 years ago
used to make status updates or whatever they're called and pretend that girls were telling me to put shit there, so like "Katy said XYZ" and shit, but I wouldn't even have known a Katy
cringe now at the thought
>>60493709
So essentially;
Leave: stupid povvos with xenophobia and old people who won't have to put up with the repercussions of leaving because they'll die soon
Remain: intelligent, moderately wealthy people who are worried about a 10 year economic downturn without much political gain for the uk
>>60493783
BUILD
THE
WALL
I NEED a Russian gf
>>60493430
What seems to be the problem lad?
>>60493868
B-but muh tacos y burritos
>>60493815
>does a throat chop
WOOOOOO!
>>60493871
ukies have the most beautiful women
ruskies are all babushkas
>>60493911
TEN
FEET
TALLER
JANITOR
slipped a finger up my bumhole when I was showering earlier
>>60493709
not a single argument to be found
BEEN DOING MY NUT IN OVER THIS QUESTION
MANDATORY FOR ALL ENGLISH, IRISH, COMMON WEALTH AND WELSH PEOPLE
SCOTS AND FOREIGNERS NEED NOT APPLY
http://www.strawpoll.me/10423338
http://www.strawpoll.me/10423338
http://www.strawpoll.me/10423338
http://www.strawpoll.me/10423338
>>60493871
>tfw the only Russians I know are those new money utter fuckwits
Shame
>>60493709
>The Times
Are they a leftist newspaper now?
just shat
suck me
>>60494022
enough about your lunch
how's the weather?
what the fuck is a scone?
Some bitch brought some in the office, I took a bite of one and it disintegrated in my hand.
What the fuck is that?
This really, really made me think.
What seat do you choose on a long haul flight lads? Love having a window but I am too aspie to ask two people to move when I need a piss. And in the aisle you have to be wary of getting your foot run over by the trolleys.
>>60494045
L E W D
>>60494071
Basically a British turd they eat with their tea
>>60494056
sunny
nary a cloud
>>60494090
Business class
Best of both worlds, plus free orange juice
>>60494078
>101 in 5 days
are davey
>>60493957
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10423338
>Nice biscuits
Whoever voted for that is a fucking mug. They literally turn to vomit texture THE SECOND they touch the tea. Fucking scrub biscuits.
>>60494090
>not holding it in for 13 hours
2normie4me
>>60494071
overrated bread
awful unless it's drenched in something sweet
>>60494144
I sat next to a jew on a 12hr flight and he didn't move from his seat once
>>60494132
yeah, they also don't crumble like normal biscuits
feels like the they're made of little flakes instead of crumbs
>>60494144
this 2bh, my bladder has been trained and conditioned for the purpose of longer browsing times without breaks
>>60493957
can't contribute to this poll because the only valid option (ginger nut) is missing
>>60494071
You're meant to cut them in half, eat them with Jam and cream, they can get messy, some use a fork to assist with breakage.
>Burgerfats can't do food that is not contained within a bun
about to chug four bottles of kopparberg someone left at my house
wish me luck
>>60494090
I charter a private jet any time I need to fly somewhere and I always get a really large (as big as the runway can support) and luxurious plane so I always have plenty of space to spread out and even lie down if I want to
>>60494240
>chug
fuck off yank
>>60494219
Man after my own heart desu, ginger nuts are GOAT, after that I'd honestly have a choccy digestive/hobnob though
>about to chug four bottles of kopparberg someone left at my house
>wish me luck
>>60494240
>needing luck for a girl's drink
fuck off.
>>60494107
At least we know what a fucking biscuit is. Also, Addictive, not addicting you useless fat mess.
If you were to throw something, what word would you use?
Chunk?
or
Chuck?
>don't post for a few hours
>this OP
alright then what happened
MUMMY SAID DINNER WOULD BE DONE 5 (FIVE) MINUTES AGO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60494317
>chunk
>>60494317
>chunk
daft lad
>>60493430
onbeleefd.
>>60493430
WTF?! I hate Brits now!
>>60494317
Throw.
>>60493779
uh thanks for the long distance (You)
>>60494360
>??
Are these question marks or question points?
will the janny get upset if i post furry porn?
>>60494375
R A R E
A
R A R E
E
>>60494409
On a scale of 1 to 10 how open is Noel Edmonds third eye?
>>60494409
Oh dear, he's gonna do a David Icke.
>>60494375
Your country is one of those ones I forget exists until I see one of them post
>>60494409
fucken
WOKED
>people voting for bourbons over custard cremes
spastic 2bh
>>60494325
One of your countrymen made a new thread 100 posts early and started spamming it like a twat
>>60494444
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G
wouldn't mind having sex with a nice looking girl
appalled by this noncery lads
>>60494317
hoy
bit annoyed that I only got three matches today
you claim to be a player but I FUCKED your wife
i am on fucking fire
all the decent fans on amazon are out of stock
>>60494409
He's not wrong. Negative thoughts cause illness via peptide neurotransmitters
>>60494468
Custard cremes are godly. I mean, everyone had a phase of chocolate hobnobs but custard cremes are eternal.
>>60494536
invest in a hose
>>60493430
rude desu
>>60494486
FUCK OFF YANK OR I WILL KILL YOU WOTH MY SKELETON FINGERS
>>60494494
what's noncery?
>>60494486
FOY
Will my English improve if I lurk and post here?
>>60494552
>invest
nice try schlomberg
>>60494544
>cremes
FUCK OFF FROG CUNT
>>60494577
No, /brit/ has English as a 3rd language at best
>>60494577
>that fucking flag
LITTLE
>tfw no minor aspergers anti-multiculturalism jade gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa2sBeov5u4
>>60494483
think we both know what he really is
>>60494603
Oh no. What about /cum/?
>>60494494
Sounds like you're a fucking armchair psychologist you prick. Fucking hell, you'd think I could ask a simple question, but NO. Some fucking big man on the internet has to call me pedo. But guess what!? I'm NOT a pedo. But I'll tell you what. And this is assuming you're not the kissless virgin you seem so keen to present yourself as. This is assuming that you could even procreate by the time I've finished with you. IF you had a kid, I'd be there. And I would tie that little shit down and rape it, and you'd be watching - crying. And then we'd see who's so fucking clever.
Fuck this board. I'm out.
>>60494556
He doesn't know DutchCaralad has a AAA /brit/ pass.
>>60493957
I don't drink tea cos I'm not 53, but oreos with milk is literally apex tier, so I assume they're nice in tea as well
>>60494444
Nah we are pretty common here
>>60494453
Same. Sometimes i think the united kingdom is the biggest meme ever created
>>60494544
I voted for choc hobnobs but I haven't had them in ages whereas I've got a pack of custard cremes right in front of me.
Feel a bit perfidious 2bh.
>>60494577
please give me a swiss passport
>>60494577
poo poo willies bum
>>60494577
prefer not to say
>>60494605
Little but with a big plus
freckled pale redheads lads
>>60494653
BUM WILLY WEE POO
My papa never told me about right and wrong
>>60494489
you'd be surprised how little looks tend to matter when banging a girl
at least in my experience, obviously it's nice that they're good looking, but it doesn't do much for sex
blowjobs it does though
WE PIMPIN NIGGA
>>60494641
Runt.
>>60494614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKPtFv15lWE
>>60494683
MORE
>>60494647
Ok. Coincidentally I work for the administration. I'll give you a new Swiss identity. Choose a name and a birthday.
>>60494614
>When
Well, ALL countries in the EU would need to approve it first.
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwPhwJhPAQ4
D E N C H
>>60493500
>colgate
its aquafresh you stammering retard
>>60494641
FOY
>>60494641
Americanised af. Just go.
>>60494693
https://youtu.be/KUwjNBjqR-c
feels incoming
>ooh look at me I'm so fucking special my flag has different dimensions to other flags
battyboi country
Nepal can do one too, that's taking the piss
looks are almost irrelevant to women. they're attracted to dominance.
Both of these girls want to get with me
Which should I choose to be my gf?
>>60494755
It's the same shit you flaccid boner
BIG DOO WADDUP
MY BOY SEF WADDUP
NEDERLAN WADDUP
>>60494751
you can have her, i'll have the kwon and only
>>60494712
>english """""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""
>>60494774
top kek yeah sure.
*struggles to get milk because siblings are larger than me*
>>60494689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s098SmuXY4Z3
>>60494774
Good to be a gayer 2bh.
>>60494774
You need to be tall. If you're tall you're always in.
>>>60494169
>awful unless it's drenched in something sweet
merican mantra right thur
>>60494787
Why don't you take a seat
>>60494834
uhmmmm
hey any of u lads wanna buy some contraband?
>>60494683
A freckled pale Irish redhead flirted with me last week. She had bountiful boobies too.
>>60494816
*stands on other side of two way mirror and jots something down on clipboard*
the runts... they're becoming self-aware
*pushes buzzer to release anthrax into your cell*
>looks are almost irrelevant to women. >they're attracted to dominance
>>60494712
>before I met my current boyfriend
>who is turkish
fucking HELL england
>>60494830
LMAO WILLY WEE WEE
>>60494774
guaranteed replies
>>60494787
>>60494834
;_;\
>>60494882
You literally lived my fantasy lad
Its been two years and that trip twat is still here. hilarious
have too many good looking pictures that I'm not sure which ones to use lads
one with my cousins baby, one with my dogs, one of my travels to Japan, one working on my car, one with the supermodel Irina Shayk (met her in Cannes) and not sure about the other
Only three more days of wageslavery until I get to relax for 2 days again.
>>60494892
splendid post
>>60494852
*takes a seat*
*eats some cookies and drinks some tea*
umm, what is he doing?
>>60494406
>>60494485
>>60494665
>>60494903
It's only a matter of time for you, irrelevant side-kick.
>>60494927
you sound like a cunt
>>60494931
At least you work full time eh?
What do you do?
>Jack Ma, the founder of Alibaba, was the only interviewee (out of 24) rejected by KFC
haha wow
guy has a net worth of 23 billion now
What I dont understand is why leftists try to push incorportation of islam like its a good thing and it benefits out society?
their entire sense of superiority is built around the fact that our societies are the most enlightened, tolerant, educated yadda yadda yadda
why would we want any integration whatsoever whith a relgious/political entity that is objectively backwards by our current standards of right and wrong (gays, women, freedom of speech, freedom of expression etc etc) and aggressively tries to dominate and populace it is a part of.
you only need look at one of the dozens of cultures islam has exterminated throughout history to see that there is no "integration" with this cancer
I just dont get it.
So that leads to my question, Will brexit mean more or less muslims for the UK
>>60494927
Go with the doggos.
shaking my head to be honest family
>>60494925
She was very nice. She kissed another girl that night too. Apparently it was for my benefit because she kept asking me if I liked having seen it.
>>60494169
Everything you have that isn't foreign muck you got from us. A burger is a fucking sandwich.
Behave fatso.
started watching re:zero lads
chinese women are superior to white "women"
chinese women are loyal, great wives, and are thin and beautiful
white women will cheat and are fat
who is the heaviest lad on /brit/? 11st here
>>60495012
Sallad
>>60494978
KFC have more than 23 employees
>you will NEVER fly first class
>What I dont understand is why leftists try to push incorportation of islam like its a good thing and it benefits out society?
>their entire sense of superiority is built around the fact that our societies are the most enlightened, tolerant, educated yadda yadda yadda
>why would we want any integration whatsoever whith a relgious/political entity that is objectively backwards by our current standards of right and wrong (gays, women, freedom of speech, freedom of expression etc etc) and aggressively tries to dominate and populace it is a part of.
>you only need look at one of the dozens of cultures islam has exterminated throughout history to see that there is no "integration" with this cancer
>I just dont get it.
>So that leads to my question, Will brexit mean more or less muslims for the UK
SWEATING MY FUCKING BOLLOCKS OFF DESU LADS
>>60494981
You've typed all this attacking a strawman
>>60495013
23 stone, 23 years old
wish my height was something to do with 23, i'm just under 6 foot though
>>60494975
Call centre worker.
>>60495061
I still have thick trackies on
this weather is NOTHING
>>60495052
got a free upgrade once its so comfy shame it wasnt a very long flight
>>60494981
Maybe you should go and ask them.
>>60495013
10st
>>60495055
oh he's done you again steve!
>>60495061
iktf
>>60495095
madman
>>60495061
>tfw sweaty arse
>>60495095
you're nothing
>>60495052
I did once, only because some error and I got bumped up as recompense
VERY nice, makes me feel like how it must have been in the 60s when flying was a proper outing
22
5'11
6.5in willy
155lbs
>>60495095
bet your ballbag is all nice and clammy
would love to inhale your scent
>>60495061
buy a fan
fucking nice lad
>>60494712
Why do woman always have to announce stuff like this, like we're losing something?
>>60495104
haha
did they spit on you once they knew you were a lower class runt
doing a mild, low-key anxiety
>>60495052
I've been in first class where there are those seats that lie down like a bed
mad
>>60495079
how anyone gets that fat I will never know
disgraceful
>>60494712
the fact she's actually made a youtube video about this to get attention goes to show how much of nutjob she is
who would want to go near this woman
>>60495140
should have done it ages ago, no doubt all the prices will have been hiked by now
anyone got recommendations for a fan?
>>60494882
stay away from our women
>>60494978
so? that doesn't mean he was fit for the job of working at KFC, speedily and efficiently
>>60495163
were you tempted to have a cheeky wank?
>>60495164
bit harsh
i just eat too much, probably going to die soon
>islamic faith schools are exempt from the equality act
>>60495052
I'd settle for business class. There is no greater luxury than being able to sleep on a plane
>>60494675
banter
>Nederlands FUCK OFF
why? historical issue_?
>>60495178
It's not like you're using them
>>60495178
I'm Irish too. She just had a much nicer accent than I do.
>struggle to get a boner when I drink any amount of alcohol
>Girl wants to go out for drinks
>there's a very good chance i'll get laid
>>60495079
Jesus lad, not healthy.
Take care of yourself bud.
>>60495013
me probably
I'm 33st
>23 stone
wew lad you are literally 3x my weight
>>60495211
h-ha ha... that's only fair my friend
>>60495012
I've been to china and they're all hideous dogs mate
white women are trash though i agree, anglo ones at least
>>60495242
don't care
>>60495204
yeah you probably are
>just eat too much
fucking sort it out
post abdomen
IT'S SPITTING
>>60495242
Nigga you ded
>>60495176
the one I have
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00197I5P0
got mine for £30 like 2 years ago (26 May, 2014 according to amazon)
>>60495225
Made a new thread before the autosage and then proceeded to spam it
Highly autisti
>>60495242
>get laid
FOY
get those pills from the machine in the pub you fucking drip
>>60495242
Iktf
I literally have had 2 beers, 12floz, and got whiskey dick. One of the most frustrating things in the world. The chic got all self conscious because I couldn't get hard.
thinking of reinstalling minecraft to do an autistic build of something desu
>check reviews
ahhh yes
>>60494712
vapid bitch who cares
The only reason why Muslims are not being accepted is because of racism
>>60495307
did this the other day
lasted about five minutes
>>60495178
>stay away from our women
You need to perpetuate the myth that your women are ugly like we do.
You don't have a Maisie though. You have a Sersh..You're fucked..
>>60495264
most of them look pretty fit in the background of this lad's videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03lo4b38zpY
>>60495244
>Take care of yourself bud.
fuck that
>>60495282
>fucking sort it out
fuck that
>Ik drink graag een emmer bier op een avond in plaats van een fluitje
kanker arbeiders hier
>>60495242
ha ha, luckily for me even if I had a boner a girl wouldn't notice it
small dick probs
Ok you pieces of shite, who wants to pick a foit I'll foit all uv ya saladtossers
she looks quite qt here tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Tu2yKAiwM
apparently britain is the fourth most furry country
what the fuck happened
>>60495303
>The chic got all self conscious because I couldn't get hard.
MY NIGGA
then you spend the rest of the evening convincing her that it's your problem not hers, and you're not longer turned on
>>60495409
literally the only friend i have
>>60495345
all you have to do is stop eating 7000 calories a day its not fucking hard
you can even be lazy and lose weight
23 fucking stone
jesus you probably already have arthritis in your knees cant imagine the cartilage can take that amount of pressure
LOSE 50% OF YOUR WEIGHT YOU FAT FUCK
the so called gf
>>60495362
As much as I love Dutch cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRfluaMKoOY
>>60495409
FONT
>>60495409
post when the drivers name comes up lad
r8 my lunch lads
>>60495433
is this a feminism?
>>60495435
Ik versta er geen kanker van
>>60495430
fuck that mate, i'm planning on eating/drinking myself to death
nice and slow
>can't get it up unless I'm drunk
P awful t b h
>>60495456
dis nigga gonna die lmao
>>60495453
Rodger apparently. Sounds like a Paki ruse as no-one in the world is called Rodger.
>>60495456
Disgusting
>>60495409
>tfw delivery guys know me by name
>>60495409
>>60495453
like this
not a really good nickname for a delivery driver tbf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_red_paperclip
wew
>>60495456
meme cigarettes
>>60494834
good post
>>60495516
what's he deploying? a bomb?
haha
bbc is pure disgusting
>>60495433
what point is she trying to make?
it's a long way to tipperary
>>60495433
Is she Swedish?
>>60495394
>>60495303
Once you get beer weenie you go down on her until she cums and you'll both pass out
Wake up the next morning and ravage her in the shower
Easy peasy
>>60495480
most retarded shit I ever heard, you could straggle on in misery for another 20 years yet you stupid cunt
fucking hell
God Tier
Ice cream with orange juice and ice magic
High Tier
Pepermint Choc Chip
Middle Tier
Golden Gaytime
Low Tier
Buffalo Bill
Paddle Pop tier
Real cheesecake, not shop cc
Cheesecake Tier
CC's, Old El Paso medium dip
Vegan Tier
Poached Eggs salt n pepper
Ethiopia Tier
Burritos
Smarties tier
Slush Puppies
BBQ Sauce tier
Satay kebabs
Bali Tier
Nearly burnt Mushroom skin pulled off
Dingo stole my baby tier
Alfoil spuds diced, butter, pepper
Having a girlfriend tier
Countermeal Steakburger n chips
Deus Ex tier
Crispy Chicken
A good dog tier
KFC
Britain Tier
Redskins, the ones that you break when chewed
Scuba diving Tier
Callypos
Topless girls tier
Doughnuts (I abstain)
>>60495558
clearly not
>>60495545
had another one that was like "Muhammad "gets the job done"", was a bit worried tbf
>>60495583
dont care
>>60495473
kanker eek ook to you too cunt.
>>60495435
Oi that's some swell bantz, i luv it
>girl I fancy from work just sent me a facebook message beginning with 'hello :)...'
incredibly nervous lads
what if she tells me to never talk to her again?
>>60495582
fucking hell leave me alone or i'll come deck you
literally do not give a shite
anyone else getting a thunder storm?
it's nice
Cleaning the pc
>>60495583
>golden gaytime
>>60495587
What is she then?
>>60495621
I had something like that but because I don't have Facebook I decided to text and ask her how she was and she replied "only use my number for work emergencies".
Didn't speak to me again after that.
>>60495555
Not yet kameraden not yet!
>>60495628
Not had one here since last Summer. :(
>>60495628
can hear thunder in the distance but no rain.
>>60495657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pq8TFptKR4
>>60495545
>>60495592
here it is
i screenshot them lel
hi stalker
>>60495621
been there lad
you can do it, just don't be weird
it's better to be a bit boring than to try to force yourself to be funny
>>60495653
make sure you get all the cp and trap noncery out of the nooks and crannies lad
>>60495621
dont care
>>60495621
oops wrong person sorry haha x
>>60495653
>LGA755
nothing of value was lost
>>60495621
tell us what she says
>>60495678
Melbourne no doubt.
>>60493430
GOOD edition 2bh
>>60495665
wow
why did she give you the number
new thread pls
>>60495593
wind your neck in
>>60495683
How often do you buy pizza from Domino's?
>>60495627
you couldnt deck anyone, after half a minute you would be on the floor struggling to breathe don't be one of those laughable fat lads who thinks he's hard because he's fat. I would categorically smash you
now lose some fucking weight you actual fucking stupid idiot
>>60495683
kek
>>60495742
Catch yerself on.
>>60495653
wow
children in Africa could have bought a goat for their village on that computer
>>60495772
wise up
>>60495742
you got a problem with me?
>>60495621
Never talk to me or my gf ever again
>>60495752
give me your address now i bet you won't because you're a pussy
you'd be intimidated by me so badly you'd fall to the floor and i'd take a shit on your face
>tfw seeing virgin girl for almost a year
>still not had full on sex
>tfw getting cucked
new
>>60495762
>>60495683
Did you order pepperoni? That's fucking pork innit?
Brown lads probs jizzed in it.
>>60495013
9st :)
>>60495830
>>60495834
well done you worthless little grubs
>>60495796
but you wont cause you're a shitbag
just another fat coward hiding from the world
>>60495730
For work emergencies
>>60495745
depends
once every week or two on my cheat day
/thread
>New Tinder match
*pulls plug out the bath*
*puts toaster back in the kitchen*
Better luck tomorrow Rusty.
