Russia edition
I NEED a Russian gf
/brit/ more like /shit/ l m a o
get really fucking sick and tired of early threads
Too early
>>60490995
>>60490998
janny shills fuck off
>other thread still on page 1
fuck off paki
oi, who's this slag on my laundry money?
>>60490995
>>60490998
JANNY
>>60490978
get OUT!!!!
Do not try this at home
having a browse through /d/
>>60491047
*tries it*
>>60491048
>leather miniskirt
now you've done it
![14369724193140[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pvspCQ4.jpg "14369724193140[1].jpg")
>tfw russian gf
>>60490978
>>60490976
Had a couple roor pieces, they're aight
Really need to get a new oil rig before I get anything else though.
>>60491092
>tfw no gf
>>60491083
Do you like what you see?
Post fetishes.
>>60491088
>towel at the end
Kek
>>60490902
Why would they do this? Glorious rapey fuckers that they are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F832ZZNRV0
>>60491135
>clean yourself up, fucking dumbass
>>60491135
Gee thanks, that will really help my severed foot.
Madman
might do an ordering of a takeaway but can't decide what lads
Have any of you run into cranky Muslims since Ramadan began?
>>60491173
>>60491174
It's not like he can reach it anyway
>>60491184
Ice cubes T B H.
>>60491184
Chinese
ah yes
look at this fucking dog
>>60491092
>>60491116
>tfw 4 wives
Haha white boys BTFO
>>60491177
BASED
>tfw fell for the "work for a big company it's better than a small company meme".
>Move from a company with thousands of employees to a company of 40 employees
>Getting paid more
>No one is higher than me except the business owner, at my last job I had 5 managers above me
>Literally get told by the business owner that I can do what I want
>Get told the reason I have no contracted hours is that if I decide the job only requires 2 days a week work I can do that and still get paid the same yearly wage
>Asked for a better chair today and got told just to order one and bring the receipt in,
>At my last job this would have required 3 meetings, 1 health and safety briefing and 2 months for sign off.
>If I want a pay rise I just ask the business owner directly instead of needing to have 10 meetings with 10 people.
>>60491130
giantess, monster girls, skinsuit, amputee
why do girls like mysterious guys
>>60491193
there was a lad here who used to work in a prison and said it was hellish how rowdy they all got during it
>>60491156
Big hats are based. Lads can sing too.
>>60491209
Muslim status: TRIGGERED
>>60491220
>collective age: 16
>>60491209
nice dog
look at this one
>>60491228
He really did it, the absolute madman!
>>60491177
i've always liked how honest and to the point he is
>>60491249
*flips the purge switch*
*all the runts and slaves disappear*
ahh, much better
>>60491227
how did you even fall for that meme you fool
>>60491264
Angel
Holy shit
Just read a little bit of it
Devil
he said he would rape half of ur class given the chance
Angel
Jeez! Hope he gets what's coming to him!
Devil
he got arrested
he did a lot more
and got released on bail
Angel
Yeah WHORE said
Angel
How are you feeling about it?
Devil
that the justice system is a joke and some psycho is amongst us all !
Angel
I know it totally is, he was being so racist as well
Devil
I don't give a fuck about that ... is just what he does on daily basis!
Angel
Goes to show you never know what people are really like
Devil
it's always the quiet ones!
want the link to his blog?
Angel
It definitely is, ok
Devil
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com
Angel
Not really smiley face comment, just a habit!
Devil
:L
Angel
Jesus just read the first post
Devil
read it all!
Angel
I will later. At the gym just now
Angel
Just read them all! Didn't see UGGO WHITE GIRL being mentioned
Devil
she wasn't just FAT PAKI, SKINNY PAKI, PAKI BETA ORBITER
http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/res/4434752.php#4434846
he has a trial in 4 months and got suspended from uni until then!
>>60491267
Nice.
Look at these
>>60491227
haven't even heard of this meme
just stop posting already you fucking hopeless spacker
you know who you are
>>60491307
Angel
O2 just blocked that website haha
I'll go on the wifi again
Devil
ok
Angel
Is it even more stuff he's been saying?
Devil
what from the link i sent you?
just about that police took his laptop :L
and that he got arrested etc
Angel
Yeah jeez, he needs help though and he'll just end up potentially going to jail and they'll do nothing for him, he'll be out and then just think the same if not worse and will get higher anxiety, that's what's wrong with the justice system!
Was it you who told? How does BF feel about this?
Devil
I know ...he should get locked up in some hospital and get forced to get professional help cos he's not ready to be free in the society with his issues! .... yeah I found out last Thursday from a random guy that found me on fb and we reported it on friday ... he was pissed off and worried so he kept telling me that I need to watch out and not be on my own :L
Angel
Definitely prison wouldn't do anything for him, he's out for the next four months though Yeah BF would be the same
Devil
hopefully he will get the help he needs
its not like its a normal person doing bad things
Angel
Yeah exactly
Devil
I think we will tell girls from our group tomorrow about what happened and the outcome
Angel
Yeah it'll come out eventually, better just to let everyone know from you
Devil
yeah plus since he's suspended now it's not like it's going to be any more awkward for him
>>60491301
>>60491327
"Muh job security"
>>60491209
not bad
check out this dog
>>60491344
stop
>>60491233
is being autistic mysterious
>26
>Still not started a private pension
>>60491368
wew lad
>>60491374
must be. People say I'm mysterious all the time
On the white whisky again lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNXdzPTkviM
>>60491374
Depends on how you play it
>>60491368
would give her a bone haha
>>60491267
Haha I love that little dog. Take a look at this one
lately i've been feeling lonely
WE IPV6 NOW LADS
SHEEEEIIITTTT
are there any pets you can get that don't stink like shit
>>60491436
Here's a song about losing a friend and you don't know why
https://youtu.be/cFV5Q06lSwY
>>60491382
>>60491416
>>60491436
I know this feel very well.
>>60491405
>in america you're arrested for being pissed
>>60491486
*raises paw*
>>60490902
I'm in, comrades.
>>60491490
this is literally karaoke
>>60491462
What?
look at this doggoer
>Get a tracking number with an ebay order
>Next to courier it just says "other"
How the fuck is this helpful?
>>60491590
GOOD DOG
>>60491536
dogs are the stinkiest of the whole lot
>>60491462
you got better connection protocol?
Talking to a Russian qt
>>60491581
>>60491622
http://ipv6test.google.com
>>60491545
russia would look so nice if communism never happened
>>60491545
Blyaaaat
Alri lad?
>>60491558
One man shows are tough
>>60491046
It has happened in the past, Poirot I believe ran as independent and took something like 20% of the vote but all that happened was that it handed Dems an easy victory, so people regress back to two parties. The only thing that'd allow third parties to become relevant would be a change in the system, which wont happen because the two party system is most beneficial to the two parties in power
>>60491635
>>60491622
it offers no benefit at all
>>60491635
>You don’t have IPv6, but you shouldn’t have problems on websites that add IPv6 support.
ok
>>60491635
LTE son
do you think trump may secretly be british?
ordered this bad boy with my first paycheck lads
>stew for dinner
ah yes mum a nice hearty warming stew on a warm summer evening what a nice fit. slag
VOTE LEAVE
Sitting in a spoons with my Dad
Ama
>>60491704
fuck off you obsessive autist
>eat big get big
This is a meme
I am eating fuck tons of calories and nothing is happening
Do I have a condition
>>60491687
Not yet, but soon
>>60491691
What ISP you on lid?
>>60491694
Just tried it on mine, same
>>60491745
What is spoons?
>>60491704
kek, terrible politician, brilliant banterer
>>60491745
just how big are these spoons?
>>60491635
Welcome to two years ago friend
>>60491715
You got a soap box too?
Hahahahah
>extree, extree, read all about it!
>>60491405
o i am laffin
>>60491649
You know shit about Russia, comrade. No offence.
>>60491773
strip club
>>60491745
Forgot pic
>>60491773
Weatherspoons
>>60491785
Quite large
>>60491803
ya sam russkiye
durak
>>60491760
Post your calorie counter, height and weight. You're probably making a mistake
![pkeNB[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nXGbObq.png "pkeNB[1].png")
>>60491815
Wew
That's Riley Park where the railings are over there. Riley Park where the railings are.
Can I post something to the Isle of Man like I would post something to any other place in the UK?
Does it need to be sent internationally?
>>60491804
>BT
You asked for this
Should I order a chinky?
>>60491830
my fitness pal
its automatically configured for like 2800 calories a day
i'm 53kg, 5'9 and usually ate like 1000 calories a day before
definitely need a tall nordic gene'd gf with blonde hair and blue eyes to look after me and cuddle me.
definitely.
EU theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g-6RkMpknQ
>>60491826
Without the comma your sentence means that you're a fool. Don't be lazy, comrade, syntaxis does mean in Russia way more than in english.
>>60491886
for a wife or gf?
>>60491886
>that pic
if that's what's on offer then yes
>>60491893
Christ
I'm 5'8, 70kg, and I eat like 2.5k
ah yes, two for tuesday
>>60491870
>Available services and customs requirements
You can send mail to the Channel Islands or Isle of Man for the same price as mail to UK destinations. This includes next day delivery for 1st Class mail. Some services are not available or subject to different guaranteed delivery times, however customers in the Channel Islands and Isle of Man can access all of the UK products via their local postal operator.
>>60491886
depends what are you planning to order laddo?
>>60491953
I must have some extreme abnormal metabolism
I've been on this extra calorie diet for ages and literally nothing is happening
>>60491976
Crispy shredded beef and sweet and sour chicken balls.
>>60491886
Yes.
>reading evidence
It would have been so fucking easy to win that first case (or at least have one of the charges dropped) if my solicitor wasn't a completely worthless sack of bones
One girl KNEW NOTHING of this shit before the police spoke to her, yet they still charged Poleaboo
How the fuck can you charge someone with causing fear and alarm if they we're afraid or alarmed until you told them they should be?
Hi
>>60491649
It is much complicated than you think
Remember it's your last day to register to vote today lads.
>>60491893
>5'9
>>60492041
Fuck off.
>>60491893
I mean post a screenie of it
Also thanks mr. skeletal
>>60491985
maybe you've AIDS
Remember to vote leave lads.
Ignore it.
>>60491896
Shit.
This is better, because it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izY2vgfZj-Y
This is now a MANLY general
>>60492051
I'm trying
>>60492044
monarchy was shit too yes but the cultural/architectural side really does it for me
>>60492059
>he-man for furries
no thx
>>60491893
>kg
fuck off back to the continent
Debbie Gibson was so fit in the 80's
>Three hours since Tim's last video
>Doctors were supposed to be coming round today to talk to him
Have they finally got him?
>>60491985
Do you exercise?
I cycle to and from work every day, and gym every weekend
>>60492078
Me in the wife beater
I am the executive document image specialist
Very prestigious work
>>60492155
nah but I do a few miles of walking a day
>>60492162
The most GOAT memebrane keyboard
doing a discombobulate
Not voting for this referendum on the United Kingdom's membership in the so-called European Union
The In camp has it rigged in their favour. It would be a waste of energy to go and vote
>>60492121
Fucking he-man. Faggotman. Thundercats would have fucked him up. Mumra would have shit all over skeletor too.
Just sayin.
>>60492162
Slap whoever assembled that workspace, that shit is supposed to be level and flush
t. former office interior builder guy
>>60492162
Got enough staplers there lad haha
>>60492117
Both point of view have pretty good points. You can find a lot of good things in monarchy and in communism but there are also a lot of shit happened during those era. So it is really, really hard to say what was better
>>60492202
It's true. Remain has already won so anyone thinking of voting leave shouldn't bother to vote. It'll just be a waste of time.
Remainers should still vote though, just to be smug when we win anyway
>>60492188
Yeah you need to do more
Also bulk up on protein
>>60492202
>>60492234
Literal shills
>don't go and vote you won't win anyway aha
>>60492233
russia never really had a chance to be russia
the russian empire was the closest it got
When was the last time you felt like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tJoIaXZ0rw
>I do not measure my weight using stones, I prefer "kilogrammes"
>>60492215
>no two step desk for the A E S T H E T I C S
loser
>>60492291
Absolutely OUTSTANDING post
>>60492284
can't remember
>>60492078
dat carl weathers is a lad
>>60492235
>you need to do more
What? Won't that make me lose more weight?
I've been watching my protein too and its actually over the top which could make me develop kidney stones
Really don't know what I'm doing wrong
>>60492234
>remainers
reminder that poll after polls shows that there is only one person here that will vote remain
>>60492284
No thanks.
>do a wank
>literally dripping in sweat
>>60491235
How do they even do Ramadan in prison? Do they have to bring snacks to their cell? The prisons dinner times surely don't coincide with sunrise/sunset?
>>60492348
reminder that polls said tories wouldn't win a majority
shy bremainers
Working outside in this heat was fucking awful today lads
what's a saint crispy creme day?
>>60492381
did you enjoy it? or is it habitual at this point?
louie you've gone feral
>>60492413
Anyone got the back story for this?
>>60492386
We give them a tiffin tin with a hot meal in it at lock down so they can break their fast in their cells at night rather than eating at meal times.
>>60492296
2 step my ass, the cantilevers are just set into the frame at the wrong height.
It's not a freestanding desk, they're almost always mounted to the structure at the back through the cantilevers they're bolted to. They usually only have legs to support the front where there won't be much weight.
>>60491613
Normally the codes don't even work it's a load of BS on eBay.
There are some unified tracking code websites though that automatically identify which courier it is.
>>60492446
yeah: british boy louie goes feral
>>60492381
>Do a wank
>stuck to my leather chair holy fuck I can't believe I'm sweating so fucking much kill me now
I fucking loathe nice weather.
>>60490962
I would
I-I mean hugg
nothing to see here nsa, carry on
![day-guinness-moscow-belfast-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lLC4StA.jpg "day-guinness-moscow-belfast-3[1].jpg")
>tfw i'm Irishboo
d̢̥̠̮͙̱̠͔̰̻̻̠̗̝̈́͂̋ͮ͢͟͢͡ôͦͧ̅͐̒̑ͫ̊ͩ̒̉̐ͦͫ̍̍͗͏̨͍̪̲̰̤̬͇͝͞i̹̳̖͉̝̳̞̳̝͖̜̙͈̜̹̙̺̫̇ͧͤͦ̈́̊̅̔ͬͪ̊́͠͠͝͡n̷̴̦̟̱̳̣͕͖͕̤̠͓̥̣ͬ̂ͥ͊ͫͦ̏̂ͭ̎̓ͮ̏ͤ̊ͦͤ͐͞ģ̛̀̃̀̿̂͒ͧ͑̌̐̚͏̘͖̬͚͘ ̢̧͔̼̹͈̮̩̗̤̯̝͙̳̩̱̣̳̗̩̹͌̂ͫ̔̑̎ͥ͋̓̋̄̈ͧ̊̎̉́̚a̷̔ͧ͋̑ͣ̀́͛͛̇ͫ̑͛ͨ̾̆ͮ̄͏̴̤̤̘͇͈̻̲̱̪͙̙̱̕ ͣͩͩͪ̋͒ͫͧ͆ͬ͜͏̡̹̩̬͇͇̼͎̣̥̦͟w̨̲͕̰̯̯̏̽̂̽a̐̄̒̿̓̽ͣͬͭ̾̃̉̀͆ͬ͋͋̚҉̡̤̣̖̭̱̯̼̺̗̻͔̜̦̹̲̭̦̪͟n̡͔͉̠̘͕̗͖ͫ̇̇͠ͅk̨̡̲̙̟͙̣̍͌ͧ̃̂ ̡̛̓ͭ̄́̋̿̆ͯ́̓̇ͦ̉ͨͨ̅̏̌̀҉̮̜̞̺̥̺̦̠͚̖͖̦̰̞̩͚̮̙ţ͉̖̘̜̝̣͚̞͕̫̑ͤ́͒ͦ̀̍̾̓ͮ̍̃̾̔ͬ̽ͅͅô̞͔͉̜̌͊́̌̔̊̂ͫ͟͠ ̵̵̴̝͉̱̲̱͕̠̹̉ͭ̈́̑̔̐ͬ̋͋̽ͭ̉͑͋̏́̋̌͠͝c̴̨̱̠̻̜̫̗̠͖͚̟̪̤̠̻͓͉͗̆̅ͮͨ̌͌̾̏͌͝p̶̱͔̻͓͖̗̘̉ͫ̄̓ͫ͋́̅͐͗͂̓̐́͂̀͟ͅ
>>60490902
Aх мoј гpaд тaкo тyжaн и тaкo тих Haтaшa мoјa гдe cи ти гдe мoј pycки вoз cyкa блaт ??? Moлим тe вpaти ce дo мeнe :) чyјш мaнe нaтaшa ?? Haтaшaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! !!!!!!!
>>60492282
>>the russian empire was the closest it got
True
>>60492413
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>60492332
You're probably calculating the calories incorrectly, not tracking weight correctly or you've been doing it for a fortnight and are expecting results too fast when your body hasn't adjusted to the higher calorie diet yet
>>60492502
were you that russian poster in ireland? with the youtube channel?
WHAT I WANT YOU GOT BUT YOU'RE WEARING SOCKS AND SANDALS!
going to order a pizza GOING TO ORDER A PIZZA GOING TO ORDER A PIZZA REEEEEEEEOEOOOOOOOOOO
*kicks over the telly*
PIZZAAAAEER
Really makes you think.
>leave campaign telling compete untruths
Uh you mean lies, Big Dave?
He can't stand to say the word, because he knows he's a liar.
>>60492461
under the cubicle, someone forgot a screw.
>>60492545
Nope
>>60491725
Ungrateful cunt.
>>60492565
>>60491725
oh fuck up you bloody whinger. It's probably only like 25 degrees. Man up you weak pom.
I'd still eat a stew if it was 46
>Muslims are literally prisoners in a prison guilty of crime
>Better let them observe Ramadan so they don't get offended
Going to be in China for over two weeks
Do you reckon I get a 4chan pass to post from, or just use a VPN?
>russia would be better if communisem never happened
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1465144588902.webm
>>60492630
woo
you hoo
>>60492630
You're not tricking me bitchnigga
>mfw remainians say that the UK will lose workers' and human rights if we vote leave
ah yes because norway, switzerland, iceland and liechtenstein don't have these things
>>60492405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKHihAPr2Rc
>>60492569
>>60492630
REEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>60492615
> look at me I'm a fucking mongtastic runt who doesn't know what acclimatisation is
wow we're all looking mate and all I see is mongtastic runt, funny that. Squeal for daddy now.
>>60492665
you gave it away
Converting to Judaism for the jokes lads
mexican housemate is listening to mexican music again
>>60490962
Пpивeт aнтoшкa кapтoшкa ;)
Ho щo дaвaј кaпaт кapтoшкy ? Дa или нeт ?
>>60492679
>Implying EU didn't invent human rights and trade.
>>60492712
Is she a qt spicy Latina?
>>60492712
racist
What's everyone's favourite crimbo song lads?
Got to be driving home for Christmas, last Christmas or rockin around the Christmas tree for me
the gf
>>60492725
>ј
eto shto
>>60492736
shes ok
too Amerindian for my tastes 2bh
>>60492712
Tell him to go fix your lawn up a bit if he's going to be making a racket with his Corona music
>>60492569
Yea a lot of times the hardware is cheap shit and strips if you don't turn the clutch way down on your drill. You also get dumbass motherfuckers trying to use an impact wrench to put cheap screws into cheap laminate surfaces. Then there's the issue of the other contractors always stealing your hardware so you have to spend an hour hunting it down and stealing it back.
Although there's no hole where that screw should go so they just didn't bother attempting it. Thats sloppy af senpai, you've got 1 screw holding that entire surface up.
>>60492619
>give 200 guys a meal in a box at night
>let them pray in the gym during downtime
>200 guys not allowed to undertake an important part of their faith
>riots and fires because prisoners (muslims and non-muslims alike) just love an excuse to kick off
Gee, I wonder which one we should go with.
Cunts are bad enough at the best of times, kicking a wasps nest for some religious point scoring is just retarded.
Has anyone actually HAD thunder&lightning / torrential downpours today? It was talked about extensively but not heard of anyone getting it.
>guy posts his embarrassing gym failure experience
>Schwarzenegger replies with his reddit account
wew
>>60492768
Does she got the booty?
>>60492799
Rain, no Thor magic though
>>60492348
Make that two, just filled in my remain postal today :)
>>60492799
yeah NSW central coast and tasmania
>>60492762
Щo тi хoчeш кaцaп ??
>>60492799
http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=12
haha time to waste my 3 free hours of the working day on the chon
>>60492820
i dont speak black
>>60492820
yeah we done anal once too
>>60492799
yeah had thunder but just a bit of rain
first thunder this year
>>60492453
Cheers
>>60492772
>>60492772
>>60492772
>>60492772
NEW
>NEW
NEW
>NEW
>>60492894
>243
no
>>60492894
what are you doing? fuck off you runt
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36471794
>>60492894
What
>>60492780
Looks like resycled wood, I could probably bore a fresh screw in.
Would a washer be necessary ?
I wonder what would happen if we filled the catalogue with /brit/ threads again
Who's the Australian dickhead with the Helmut Lang jacket? Need to know where he bought it. Been looking for a black one for a while.
>>60492772
>>60492942
he's that /fa/ skeleton
>>60492913
>Nigel Farage MEP vs. Justin Welby, His Grace The Lord Archbishop of Canterbury
wat
>>60490917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xip6TQcz3lA
Spoopy af lads
Taken from life: The unsettling art of death photography - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36389581
>>60492799
I had thunder and some heavy rain but not for long.
>if we leave the EU will be left to the mercy of the tories!
yeah the tories that won the most seats in the last two elections. why do lefty mongs hate democracy?
>>60492913
>Pointing out non-whites raping women is racist
How the fuck did that word end up with so much fucking power? It doesn't even hold this much power in the US for fuck sake.
