a nazi, a commie and an american walk into a bar
the nazi says: heil hitler schöne Wurst es war gut zu saugen
the commie says: Я нe тaк хopoшo cocaть кoлбacy , нo cдeлaть хopoшyю зaдницy гaдят
and the american says: I'M A FAT FUCKING RETARD AND I HAVEN'T SEEN MY DICK IN YEARS WEED LMAO
>>60486339
quality australian post
HA GOTEEM
>>60486339
>Me not that good to suck a sausage , but to make a nice ass are shitting
Brb killing myself
a canadian, italian and an american walk into a bar
AND THE AMERICAN IS FUCKING RETARDED AND HAS A FUCKING CUT DICK AND HE'S FAT LMAAAAAAAOOOOOO
>an american walks into a bar
lmao >walks lol get it? pffhaha xD
>>60486783
LMFAO LOOOL
I'm dying
>Я нe тaк хopoшo cocaть кoлбacy , нo cдeлaть хopoшyю зaдницy гaдят
>>60486339
An American walks into a bar
The rest can't enter he's taking all the space
>>60486817
lol maybe take a walk once in a while fatty lmao
An aussieposter, a leafposter, and a pooposter walk into a bar.
But it's not a bar.
It's a gas camera.
>>60486817
>be american
>forget to take insulin
>>60487064
>gas camera
>>60486586
more like
> I am not so good to suck a sausage but to make good ass being shited by them
great russian
Quality thread
>>60487064
>gas camera
A fucking what?
>>60486817
try not getting shot on your way to hospital
A seal walks into a club.
>>60487064
Quality Ukrainian technology
>>60486339
ROFL
>>60486339
a pastor, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
the pastor says: can i get little fuck boys please
the rabbi says: this bar is antisemite, pay me reparations, muh 6 gorrilion
the imam explodes
a russian, an american, and a canadian walk into a bar
bartender says: i will give you drinks for free, but only if you answer what's 2+2
russian says: it's clearly 4
canadian says: it's clearly 4
american says: I dont know, I'm retarded brainwashed fucking faggot son of whore white male I wish mom aborted me so there was one less american white male in this world retarded whoreson
bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots dumb american in face
A German, a Turk, a Chinese and an Ameircan sit in a plane.
The pilot says "We are gonna crash!! We have to lose weight!"
The Turk throws out kebab and says "We have plenty of that in my country."
The Chinese throws out a sack of rice and says "We have plenty of that in my country."
The American throws out burgers and says "We have plenty of that in my country."
The German throws out the Turk and says "We have plenty of that in my country."
An American tourist walks into a bar and he is by far the loudest person talking in the bar and nobody else in the bar is speaking in English yet he continues to talk incredibly loudly and seems to be completely oblivious of the other people looking at him
>>60488680
>>60488680
Hahaha I know this one but the one I knew it was a German throwing off a French saying " we have a surplus of homos in my country"
>>60488680
Kek
NO BULLY PLS
Why did the shower heads in concentration camps have 11 holes?
Because Jews have only 10 fingers.
My sides have been blasted into orbit
A German, Irishman, Dutchman, and American visit a pub in London
The German asks for a Beck's; the bartender pours it from the tap and gives it to him
The Irishman asks for a Guinness; the bartender pours it from the tap and gives it to him
The Dutchman asks for a Heineken; the bartender pours it from the tap and gives it to him
The American asks for a Budweiser; the bartender pisses a whole pint into a glass and gives it to him
They all drank happily
>>60489249
>The German asks for a Beck's
No, he doesn't. Beck's is shit-tier beer.
