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Post youre cunt castles
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Our "castle" is not even a castle
>>60486354
what's up m8?
can't hear you from the top of this magnificent fortress
Car-sle or Ka-sle
>>60486282
Are starforts okay?
>>60486480
catsle
Bodiam Castle
pls stop nobody cares
>>60486650
I think people with castles in their cunts care
Windsor Castle of course
>>60486645
De Haar castle
I like small ones
Germany has the best castles
>>60486497
yes, I would like to live in a place like this. Is there housing more expensive?
here's teutonic castle, biggest castle in thw world, 143,000 square metres
>>60486767
a bigger pic
>>60486785
low test desu
>>60486663
this reminds me of Ávila walls
>>60486857
yeah it's usually more expansive
>>60486885
cool af, is it a castle or city wall?
not much left of canterbury castle but its a very old norman castle built in the 3rd century
you can still see parts of it and the city walls in town
>>60487037
How did it look like? Can you find any visualisations?
>>60486865
some other angles
>>60487037
10/10
>>60486997
It's a fully walled city
and its awesome
famous Pembroke Castle
why do our castles look so old? fuck off with your new ones post old ones you cunts
Windsor. The grandest castle of them all.
>>60487315
>>60486650
U jellybean
>>60487219
This is one of the gates of my hometown, the walls are mostly gone, but this gate still stands
>>60487359
>>60487186
mindfuck, at first I thought it's a collage
>>60487278
wow, these walls must be very high. This picture reminds me a siege in Robin Hood: Defender of the Crown game
north american castles (like >>60486444) > japanese castles > every other type of castle
these discolored stone piles are sooo boring
>>60487408
>>60487449
>>60487325
higher res for those who aren't ants
>>60487498
>>60487444
that Canadian castle was just a hotel lol
>>60487389
from the 12th century
>>60486382
Looks more like a small palace. It's neat though.
>>60487509
Fuck off.
>>60487037
Sadly no, so far the archaeologists have pointed two main building stages and that the walls were added around the XI century.
>>60487548
i know i would have posted plaza hotel too but the file size was too big
>>60486882
fortunately we have high-test not cucked french people here
>>60487568
the ruin of the only hillfort in the country
:(
>>60487841
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_castles_in_the_United_States
>>60487820
What it would have looked like
Japan is American colony I really hate
>>60486938
Is it legal to go swimming in there? Maybe sunbathe or just hang out on one of the few little islands? Would be comfy as fuck.
>>60488067
typical American utilitarian approach, I like it though :3
>>60488067
Perfectly legal, though perhaps not the most hygienic
>>60488282
posting some more places to swim
>>60487444
Lel
If you don't like bare stones just come to the Loire Valley, you'll find more than in North America
>>60487369
>Be USA
>Have no real culture of your own
>Decide food is your culture
>>60488604
But you can do more than swim around the castles
>>60488698
>be britan
>Have no culture
>can't even rely on yummy food because your national cuisine is fishheads and haggis
Rochester Castle 1/2
>>60488891
2/2
Been there for a run once, inside isn't really all that but oh well.
>>60488779
>Britain
>No culture
pick one
>>60487369
owh
My city's castle
>>60486757
>>60487522
what happens if someone drops a nuke there
>>60487278
Frenchies like to destroy our castles
We are the biggest cucks around and celebrate the French burning down our castle three times a year
>>60488987
>America
>No Culture
>Literally every country in Europe mixed together
In all seriousness though, you've had 2000 years of development. We've had 200. We're immigrants with a Corporate interest, what the fuck do you expect? We're a different type of country :^)
The Royal Palace in Stockholm
Mine is circular.
tighten your anus here gomes da ancient finns :DDDD
>>60490693
those ruins are really scary,
like Dracula tier up in there.
Also look at the thickness of that tower walls, those were almost indestructible, damn, what happened there?
I'm guessing some kind of TNT damage in WWII?
>>60491335
>no towers
kek
>all these castles which stand on their own away fro modern life
>>60491514
Probably just age.
>pic related
>>60486282
Well it's 800 years old, in ruins and shit-tier compared to other castles in the country and in this thread but it is local
>>60491560
Its ugly as hell desu, but we have a few that looks good
>The only Castle worth caring about
These heaps of stone are interesting historically, but visually , they're disgusting.
>>60487085
>norman castle built in the 3rd century
maybe my grasp of history is a little ropey but something isnt adding up here
>>60491664
>youre cunt castles
Friend...
>>60487625
?
>>60490693
WHAT ?!
YOU DON'T RESPECT OUR TRADITIONS !?
>>60491751
Friend, burger land does not have Castles aside from >pic related.
I am entitled to my opinion pls no bully
>>60491514
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidelberg_Castle#Destruction
That particular tower was used to store gunpowder I think.
Our castle is not scary. We like to picnic up there if we can get between the Nip tourist hordes.
But the castle really towers over the city, pic related.
>>60491664
Neuschwanstein is boring visually too, but Americans wouldn't understand the beauty in visible history
>>60491836
>Neushwainstein is boring visually too
Please educate me on how Neuschwainstein is just as unappealing as Bongos stone messes. Its all subjective but come now, anon
>>60491819
That was my point.
>I am entitled to my opinion
lmao
>>60491990
:^(
>>60492021
>the only "nobleman" to ever exist in his cunt is Burger King
>>60492021
>>60492101
>The only castle in his cunt is >>60491890
>>60491514
>>60491836
But no, the castle has been in ruins since 17th century or such. In WWII, only one bomb dropped on Heidelberg, and that one was an accident.
>>60491933
Neuschwanstein is just the wet dream of Ludwig II, a 19th century nutcase who happened to be king and got whole Bavaria into a shitload of debt just to build his fucking romance castles
>>60492101
>2016
>implying notabilities mean anything
Have you recovered from Soviet occupation yet?
Behold
>>60492070
> yfw this castle literally burned down due to some youngsters trying to smoke
>>60492237
>a noble(wo)man did not make education mandatory in his cunt so he would today know that Slovenia was never under Soviet occupation (unlike positions in the US Congress)
>>60492336
>Yugoslavia
You were pretty much Commie at one point.
>>60492297
No, that was this one
Bratislava also was on fire but 200 years ago
>>60492426
>Yugoslavia = Soviet Union
vvevv
>>60492676
>Yugoslavia
>Not just Soviets who didn't want to be affiliated with Russians
>>60492718
>American education
Americans shouldn't even be allowed to post in threads related to history (just like culture).
>>60492551
More
Also, can you visit these castles?
>>60486431
I actually lived in dover for a while
Probably the most generic castle you can think of in design
Shame the town is so shit
Reminder that the germans dynamited the biggest medieval castle in Europe just because they were jealous of it.
Never forget, never forgive
>>60491664
But historically Neuschawnstein was one of the most useless castles ever built. Built in a time when you could just blow the walls with cannons.
>>60487278
English castles are all old and half-complete because they were hardly used after Edward III. Other than the Wars of the Roses and the English Civil War, there wasn't a whole lot of fighting going on in England after that. Europe has had constant fighting since that time and fortifications had to be kept up, even ones that were obsolete.
Contrast that with Scottish castles. Edinburgh castle is still a military installation, and Sterling castle is still the headquarters of the Royal Argyll and Sutherlands.
The closest thing to a castle we had in Washington is Fort Casey and the other coastal batteries that they could use to close off the entrance of Puget Sound to hostile forces.
>>60491335
protestant/10
>>60486282
this the best one we have : /
>>60496731
wtf is this
>>60491577
u wot m8?
picrel is like 10 km away from my place
>>60496911
A attempt to make a castle?
>>60498219
too many towers
>>60491294
aw babes you know im fuggin with you
>>60500268
also
>2000 years
" Modern humans reached Britain by around 42,000 years before present (BP),[2] but the island was unoccupied during the last glacial maximum, between about 25,000 and 15,000 years ago"
:^)
pleb tier humans were here proper i think post 9000 BC
>>60497005
What's that?
![edit-wide-27371-1394575740-12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kiefkwX.jpg "edit-wide-27371-1394575740-12[1]")
How about ya kids come back when you are
>THE BIGGEST CASTLE COMPLEX IN THE WORLD
Russia can't into castles, unfortunately.
Here.
>>60500454
fuck off god created the world exactly 6000 years ago last Tuesday
![20150419183149[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c60HE0G.jpg "20150419183149[1]")
![schloss-neuschwanstein_03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yHsbhHR.jpg "schloss-neuschwanstein 03[1]")
![disney-castle[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/96BXFxj.png "disney-castle[1]")
![drugoe19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uw3Etut.jpg "drugoe19[1]")
