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are bernie
cara
crayon pop
poleashit btfo
real thread
thank fuck i was about to engage then
Might write some erotic fiction
*finds a post funny*
*see that my internet anon bros are using CLASSIC meme reaction images*
this is a very good meme
how 'bout i go and make it
LEGEN-DARY
*screenshots the page, smirking*
*launches up the trusty...MS Paint, yeah you heard me*
*PASTE*
*i crop the image to that post in particular....then expand the picture*
*then, i hunt down those reaction pics my bros reacted with*
*with these pics, i lay down a mosaic of reactions around the post, sometimes patterned, sometimes randomly scattered chaotically. it is for the reader to interpret my decision here*
*upon a good 12 minutes organising this post, i smile*
*a post, funny in nature, with funny images reacting to it to sell the point that is it a post of legendary wit*
*i decide it's not good enough*
*i select the key-phrases and key-words which make the post hilarious*
*copy*
*mother fucking paste*
*ENLARGE*
*there we have it, ZOOMED words*
*the post is complete*
*i smile again*
*i save it*
*i get on my browser, type in boards.4chan.org/v/catalog*
*search for a relevant thread to my interests*
*ahah there it is*
*post my masterpiece, with the relating text; Remember this?*
*THEY DO*
*I get a reply- "kek"*
*i grin. my work is done
Been trying to catch this fly and take it outside, almost caught it but just hit it instead
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!
>>60479608
>>60479608
>>60479608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD_aMZ6moxE
ayy
Hosting my first BBQ this weekend lads
Tad nervous ngl don't wanna give anyone food poisoning
>>60479728
post BBQ setup
the bar isn't very high rn
fucking hate that rancid paki
you know the one
I literally have to go to Stockholm for good fish n chips
>>60479748
>>60479462
Niggers
>>60479769
that's the capital of Finland right?
Look at my DAB
>>60479761
Please tell me what I've done wrong
I'll change, just tell me how
>>60479703
*begins reading this*
*gets a bit through it*
*takes off rectangle shaped, thin rimmed glasses and pinches nose*
right okay so it's going to be one of these posts
well then lets go
*bit of ruffling around in my drawer*
where is it ...
*i take out a black case and black cylindrical object*
*out of the black case comes a pair of black rayban sunglasses*
*out of the cylindrical object comes gel that i use to shape my hair into a "cool" style*
*clears throat and talks into the laptop microphone*
hello you NSA bastards i hope you're ready for this
...
starting from the top
and a one
and a two
and a one, two, three, four
*begins to scream*
*finds a post funny*
*see that my internet anon bros are using CLASSIC meme reaction images*
this is a very good meme
how 'bout i go and make it
LEGEN-DARY
*screenshots the page, smirking*
*launches up the trusty...MS Paint, yeah you heard me*
*PASTE*
*i crop the image to that post in particular....then expand the picture*
*then, i hunt down those reaction pics my bros reacted with*
*with these pics, i lay down a mosaic of reactions around the post, sometimes patterned, sometimes randomly scattered chaotically. it is for the reader to interpret my decision here*
*upon a good 12 minutes organising this post, i smile*
*a post, funny in nature, with funny images reacting to it to sell the point that is it a post of legendary wit*
*i decide it's not good enough*
*i select the key-phrases and key-words which make the post hilarious*
*copy*
*mother fucking paste*
*ENLARGE*
*there we have it, ZOOMED words*
*the post is complete*
*i smile again*
*i save it*
*i get on my browser, type in boards.4chan.org/v/catalog*
*search for a relevant thread to my interests*
*ahah there it is*
*post my masterpiece, with the relating text; Remember this?*
*THEY DO*
*I get a reply- "kek"*
*i grin. my work is done
Fucking cooking rn lads
>>60479748
I'm at work so can't take a picture but it's an 18" Weber kettle grill
DO NOT RESPOND
TO IT
ignore it ALL
>tfw Poleaboo gets more (you)s on /polska/ than on /brit/
>>60479845
hope you've got enough halal sausages for everyone
ngl i really WANT TO RESPOND LADS
>Current year
>Not living deliciously
>>60479880
The only non-white friends I have are Sikh, so I was worried about the burgers but turns out they can't make it anyway
Gonna do beef kebabs now
Time to clean the old bedroom.
Wish me luck.
DO not reply
do NOT reply
do not REPLY
DO NOT REPLY
remember me?
I'm back.
you guys are incedibily rude
im replying
>>60479922
Imagined you reciting this infront of a mirror like they do in the films
>>60479922
but i want to
Jayson Luber Traffic Guy
>>60479873
huh,, really makes you think
>>60479904
Poleaboo had beef in a halal lasagne while being held at the police station
it was yuck
Much prefer lamb in my lasagne
Don't like Big Mac's either
Prefer my mums lamb kebabs
what makes U think lads??
Fuck sake, why does it always reply to me
#fortune
DO NOT ENGAGE
I REPEAT
DO NOT
ENGAGE
>Polish girl changed her email address again
Guess she figured out I was onto her
Suppose my play here would be to ask for her email address via one of her friends uni email accounts
REPLY TO HER
I
MEAN
IT
FUCKING REPLY TO HER
DO IT
holy shit i'm going to engage
>>60479815
shit like this, holy fuck
>>60480064
thinking of replying to the pakiwog?
let's see if it's up there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7AxkGqDvYs
Doing a beans on toast
>>60480076
No way, euros are coming up. Don't want some slag getting in the way of my footy.
examined a fine specimen today from my bedroom window, she had perky tits from what i could see and a very nice bum. think she saw me though she sped up when i locked eyes with her. #poleabooposting
>>60480064
how did you even get her email address to start with?
do NOT under any circumstances
le fuck's going on here
How do I know the person I'm replying to isn't he who shall not be named? can't trust any of you here now, no more (You)'s from me
D O
I T
Can someone come wake me up in a few hours? I have to be at work at 6.
Why is the debate on telly so late?
>>60480171
>I have to be at work at 6.
doxxed
@60480148
this is him
>make a funpost on another thread
>an aussie joins me
good feel
>>60480186
No swearing before 9:00
>>60480096
But aren't posts like that fun and interesting?
Would you really rather read about waifus and /pol/ shit?
>>60480131
I have my ways
*goes chasing waterfalls*
>>60480137
did laugh at this
>>60480227
do you have a new blog?
look at this fucking dog
>stalking
>fun and interesting
no
>>60480099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHeWZ7YgPhU
use the right sound clip at least you absolute mong
@60480225
I'm not him I swear
>>60480242
don't
>tfw your parents don't take you seriously when you try to convince them of the truth of atheism and anarcho-capitalism
>>60480219
*doxxes you back from bed*
help me
tell the paki to fuckoff from polska
and praise wowik
standing here
>tfw stripped of my UK flag privileges for the summer
just end me
brb genociding the white race
>>60480289
anarcho-capitalism is an oxymoron
is Australia the most privileged flag on /int/?
t.alberto barbosa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*takes in a deep breath*
OOOOOOOOOOOOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Don't reply to posts that
>refer to Pakipoo in the third person
>talk about crossdressing
>talk about email scamming
>use capital letters and line breaks (if it's just on the line underneath, you're fine, he leaves full line breaks)
>references /britfeel/
>references polish girls
I know it's tough lads but just try and use common sense. It's better to hold back giving a (You) if you're unsure, your actual brit friends will understand
Just had the most depressing conversation ever with an old lady
She was waxing lyrical about the good ol days
>England is dead
She said on leaving.
eating frozen bread was a mistake
>>60480254
Not really
Just updating pakisissy.tumblr.com with a few pics one a week/fortnight
>>60480315
t. Albert Barberson
>>60480378
Good lad
>>60480378
good post
bumping this for knowledge
>>60480379
racist whore
thank god she'll be dead soon
>>60480378
b-b-but i use linebreaks too!
Hey Paki Paki Paki, come here Paki Paki Paki, good boy!
>>60480353
Yes
Yanks should start using Aussie flag proxies and drive down their market value
PAY DENBTS
PAY DENBTS
PAY DENBTS
PAY DENBTS
PAY DENBTS
PAY DENBTS
Suddenly craving a toblerone, lads.
Some lad this morning said I've lost all touch with reality
*is floating in sensory deprivation tank when a pocket of serotonin/melatonin from a past DMT experience explodes in my pineal glands and induces a flash back of the time i 'engaged'*
- cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY -
*patrolling the streets of saigon, 68*
*suddenly get a call on the comms that we've got a situation brewing with hostile civvies on La Mere Avenue*
>Roger, Big Bear. 1st Recon oscar mike. Fire signal?
>Big Bear: Green light. Permission to engage.
*we quickly arrive on the scene. local populace had ambushed a translator and NCO who were hitting the street for intel on local water supplies*
*the translated had been hacked to death and the NCO was being strung up by his neck*
*we let loose the roaring 50 cal on the back of our jeep and begin to unload the fury of our m16 assault rifl-
Jaimie: Joe? we've got a show starting in 5.
>>60480378
thanks m8
>>60480423
She was politly racist, yes
I was charmed by her sincere manner
hit me with your rhythm stick
>>60480378
>he leaves full line breaks)
brum does this too, brum confirmed crossdressing paki even though he posted his face
>>60480379
People said that 50 years ago and 100 years ago.
Every generation says everything went to shit because people just get bitter as they age.
>>60480425
Your flag should cover you mate, you're golden
>>60479597
Bloody racist.
>>60480378
linebreaks are useful for getting attention. not all of us are pakis
>wax lyrical
Poleaboo is fasting today as it is the start of Ramadan
Hopefully this will help him to lose weight
>>60480378
Don't you think it's you who is losing out by ignoring someone you know so well?
>>60480476
Shocking generalisation
>>60480378
fuck you
The weather lads
>>60480494
It's just an unfortunate characteristic he's hijacked
>>60480502
Please refer to >>60480378
>>60480502
not really
more a general observation
the greatest time in human history to be alive is right now
RESIST TEMPTATION
APPLY SELF CONTROL
>>60480508
Let's trade.
dont reply
just dont even
think about
it
>>60480312
We don't want it here either.
>>60480447
classic tune
>needing to be told not to reply to some boring smelly paki cunt
reply to her
you know you want to
>>60480530
Maybe. Probably not for long
>>60480508
absolutely freezing today, apparently coldest june day perth has seen in 5 years. 14C is too cold
what would WW1 have been like if everyone was on 4chan in the trenches
>>60480508
BIT WARM OUT
can someone get me my sunglasses
As it's the first day of Ramadan, mummy is sure to make a large, delicious meal
>>60480574
>boring
I'm the most interesting poster here
>smell
I shower every day
>>60480577
You too!
don't know what you're all talking about but by the looks of it my anti-paki filters are working perfectly
>>60480595
i would have personally taken the opportunity at the christmas cease fire to get on a machine gun and start mowing down the enemy
>>60480508
*shakes my head*
the weather mate
>>60480590
sounds like heaven right now
>>60480619
>As it's the first day of Ramadan, mummy is sure to make a large, delicious meal
that was yesterday kuffar
>>60480577
i did reply to him and he was fucking boring, shit at conversation
>>60480590
>perth
most irrelevant city the world has seen in 4 billion years
>>60480595
dear marjorie,
just me and the lads.
lads on tour in northern france.
stay strong,
henry
>>60480627
some of you are alright. dont play football in no-man's land tomorrow.
>my anti-paki filters are working perfectly
>>60480678
Every Australian city is irrelevant, though.
>>60480595
raid /deutsch/
>>60480678
But you've heard of us
*gets home from school*
>>60480678
true
too hot lads
>>60480626
how do you filter him
Doing a listen to are Shannon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXNASnL3-aE
>>60480708
tbf the only cities that are internationally relevant in the UK are london and edinburgh
need a new God to worship, Jehovah/Yahweh/Allah whatever the fuck he is seems like a right nasty bloke
considering worship of Aeron, the ancient god of war of the Britons.
>>60480730
filter by stench
Polo snort
>>60480652
There's always a one day difference in start dates between mosques
>>60480752
only one to god to worship lad.
*gets home from school*
>>60480800
based royale theme
imagine not living close to the sea and having a comfy seabreeze cool you off every minute haha
>>60480768
think I am out of touch to get this
>>60480719
used to meet my mates in varrock after school aha
new meme
>>60480800
*<nudges>*
*invites you to a random group of 30 people who you've never met before*
*leaves group*
>>60480821
i mean i live in a seaside village mate, the beach is like a 3 minute walk away, but i hardly go outside so that comfy seabreeze is never there anyway
>>60479508
tf is wrong with her eyes
https://youtu.be/8RD4RnaWFgY
hi
>>60480854
classic msn banter
*sets lyrics to a song as my display message*
*MSN Plus tells everyone I've started listening to that song*
>>60480858
sat in my garden rn because its just too hot inside
>>60480730
i started with filtering his name originally just because i was tried of everyone else wanking themselves off over his fake blog
eventually started adding common phrases and pictures suspected pakis post and now my /brit/ is almost pakifree
>>60480854
*<nudges>*
*<nudges>*
*<nudges>**<nudges>**<nudges>**<nudges>**<nudges>*
yo
>>60480752
The Tao is the only higher force you need to be in tune with friend.
>>60480819
this
>>60480890
>not changing the file name of the song to your own custom messages like 'lol how did i do this? - me'
>>60480890
>>60480908
*goes offline*
*goes online*
*goes offline*
*goes online*
*goes offline*
*goes online*
*goes offline*
*goes online*
*goes offline*
*goes online*
*goes offline*
*goes online*
*goes offline*
*goes online*
>>60480908
*posts custom smiley of a fat girl jiggling about*
*posts the same smiley over and over again so they all jiggle in unison*
*makes a curry*
>>60480598
irish weather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqGJUKaaLU4
>>60480870
some gooks just have naturally big eyes
>>60480988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMKS5tlKnlg
whats your msn lads?
Mum didn't let me use MSN because she was worried about paedophiles.
Kicked the social autism off early.
>>60480936
>>60480939
Random as fuck roflmaooooooo
*all written in flashing emote text*
Sick of retail so im gunna pop down the recruitment offices after my shift. I know infantry has low standards but what has the lowest standards to not getting shot at ratio?
Dont fancy taking a bullet for old Liz desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mXtXDVrEYI
>>60481018
Ha, uh... it's, wait, hang on
*hesitates because I made it when I was 13 and it's really embarrassing*
Haha hang on, I'm uh, you know just trying to think of the best way to, yknow
Actually just let me write it down, it's easier
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0
>>60481009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of13TquCUPQ
Have you seen the beautiful autism piece from the /sp/ user regarding the trip UTV? Quite something
>>60481082
i was in the original thread actually
seems so long ago now
>>60481113
Proves???
>>60481069
kek what even is this
stop spamming my bender pic pls
I am bent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0zPBsUsHLc
>>60481127
How can I prove it to you? I just remember browsing /sp/ like a normal day and coming across that post with the link to the PDF.
I couldn't even read it all.
So how should I ask for her email address?
I think saying I need her address to add to some records or other admin shit would be best
Don't want her chasing up her friends on facebook messenger
>>60481161
we already knew and we're still your mates
bet the JFs in that other thread are still reeling from the thrashing I gave them
having a heart chuckle
>>60481151
oh i thought you were the same dutch fag who posted it the other day
are you caralad?
>>60481191
>heart chuckle
idiot.
DONT REPLY
>not hungry
>eat food anyway
>finish eating
>suddenly really hungry
explain
would not mind fucking a girl with just the faintest bit of thickness on her tights right about now
I finally understand this normie meme lads. I went out last Friday and I'm still riding a high from it. It all makes sense to me now.
lads
>>60481214
yes
got a right old stiffy reading this
might rub one out later
https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/1heoy9/im_a_female_that_breastfed_until_she_was_15_im_in/
@60481219
>>60481231
you clod its opposite day today
>>60481032
Rlc m8. Stack blankets and count spoons allday erryday
>>60481256
of course they do, they live with me
>>60481257
are there 2 dutch people who post here? i always assumed it was just you
wish reddit would fuck off
>>60481257
melt
1 person saw the 3rd man
3 have seen him -- yes?
but one has seen him
1 arm
known to you
ready to talk
>>60481256
yea lol
>>60481288
sometimes theres someone else, haven't really been on much lately during the day/evening
>>60481299
bit rude
I think we should have a /human general/ because we're all one race, the human race
>>60481254
hahahaha
currently watching rabbitbong on twitch
best chebs on twitch imo
New Lena song, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34iFrlWVP7E
t. Poleaboo
>>60481263
same
>>60481337
pakis aren't
dont even think about it
What'll it be chaps?
>>60481329
i am fascinated by Nederland, want to visit there one day
>>60481263
What's with yanks and thinking that guilt, rebellion and sexual repression are exclusive to Catholicism?
>>60481373
Mint Cornetto and a gf please boss
>>60481375
It's pretty great
t. been Amsterdam twice and Utrecht train station once because I got on the wrong train
>>60481373
one gf
>>60481375
if you want to see all the colourful flower beds make sure you're here in march/begin of may
>>60481346
>turkroach few seconds in
dropped
>>60481404
it's not too late friend
my daughter
need to shit out a poo
>>60481418
what if i want to see the underwater cities? do i go anytime of year?
>>60481373
a gf pls dogger
>>60481447
you go to sydney
>>60481426
He's half Tunisian, half Austrian and he's the star of the film
>>60481447
go to the north of england
>>60481467
how do you know
>>60481373
hmmm
*looks around*
just 1 tobacco please
should i lads
>>60480911
>>60481263
>got a right old stiffy reading this
>a story in which a mother humps her 15 year old daughter's leg and licks her 9 year old daughter's nipple
Fuck off nonce. Reported to the rozzers.
>>60479462
Come talk to a bunch of Australians on Teamspeak!
TEAMSPEAK SERVER: austs1.gameservers.com:9123
>>60481510
sincerely hope none of these faggots browse /brit/ regularly
>>60481486
i can read the news, belgium is also under water
The Polish girl does have a cute accent, no wonder Poleaboo fell for her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPP5SiGKemk
>>60481558
>>60481542
REEEEEEEEEE
lads why is there thunder when it's 25 degrees
not sure what this webm is :)
Got a spot of herpes simplex on my stiff upper lip, lads
![Dr+Karl+Shuker+with+giant+frog+model%252C+Dr+Karl+Shuker[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oZ4496w.jpg "Dr+Karl+Shuker+with+giant+frog+model%252C+Dr+Karl+Shuker[1]")
>>60481389
>>60481410
>>60481465
>>60481500
Alright, thats 3 gigantic frogs, a mint cornetto, and a tobacco.
>>60481608
well why don't you put it on my bellend and see what happens
16 gbp for 1 freddo. good deal?
>>60481611
fun fact: In 2001 Karl Shuker won £250,000 on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
>>60481607
He ruined Top Gear.
>>60481542
hahaha should i join lad?!
>>60481542
Considering it but I'm a bit nervous, never talk to people through a mic, I'd prob be very quiet
>>60481437
hands off from my waifu
>>60481707
im gonna join lad ill meet you in there
>le warm summer's day maymay
nah not a fan
>>60481660
That is fun.
god poms are so fucking whiny about the weather
>thunder and lightning outside
>terrential rain
wouldn't mind if it was like this most of the time desu, makes me feel comfy.
doing a theorising
>>60481826
doxxed
/brit/ is dead
jacob rees mogg is based
>>60481895
not quite lad
>>60481925
puppies are cute and that but they're thick as pig shit
>>60481925
omfg so cute :3 :3
i have infiltrated the team speak channel
austs1.gameservers.com:9123
austs1.gameservers.com:9123
austs1.gameservers.com:9123
austs1.gameservers.com:9123
austs1.gameservers.com:9123
>>60481925
*does a high-pitched endearing "awwh"*
*looks around the room*
*cough* yeah, football...fanny....carling.
>>60481986
can you say 4 str 4 stam leather belt for me
>>60481707
join lad
>>60481969
you say that as if all infants regardless of species aren't dim
im starting to think you're stupid tbf
>>60482025
fuck off PIDF
>its a lest take /brit/ out of 4chan and onto some other shitty service (i.e teamspeak, instasync, etc..)
>>60481969
humans aren't self sufficient until they are at least 6 or 7 years old, and that's pushing it.
that's half of a dog's entire life
>>60482021
No I'm too autistic
>>60482010
*nods towards you and takes sip of pint*
you do that again mate and we're gonna have a problem
>>60481268
hihihihihihihihihiihihihihihi
come shit post in poolska
>>60482047
im king alpha of this teamspeak channel
*lets out a thunderous, bellowing cry*
You lads ever feel like wearing some fancy knickers just for laughs?
>hit my arm on a doorframe
>hurts to wank with my traditional wanking arm
this is the end
I'm too hot (hot damn)
call the poh-lice and the firemen
>checking out this kinky incest themed faux-magazine
>come across this
>lol for days
>>60482160
Fell over in my room yesterday, and my arm was pretty sore when I woke up
I am a /brit/ poster, ask me almost anything about posting on /brit/.
>>60482170
*wants to retire because of you*
>>60482174
giz a link la
>>60482174
hmmmmmm
>>60482160
RIP
>>60482204
say my name
>>60482226
https://mega.nz/#!HRJknBQC!sctV1F5FNXOm2IJeD7zTLTmn250E5YYHw6QdjJMKIw0
Not really my thing but you gotta appreciate that effort.
>>60482274
Anonymous
>>60482174
does cara know about this
>>60482193
Does this stuff normally turn your shit really dark, or am I bleeding internally?
I drank an entire bottle.
I got email scammed by a Polish girl. WTF?
>>60482276
where'd you find it?
Just convinced some Finnish guy I was a Polish girl and to send me all this money haha
>>60482336
All Polish females are evil
>>60482355
early you stupid fucking kike
>>60482335
This falls outside the almost anything category sorry
dem a loot dem a shoot dem a wail
a shanty town
any lads here playing Blood and Gold Caribbean?
>>60479769
wtf i hate eminem now
![4112NAMBNRL[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E1IzSko.jpg "4112NAMBNRL[1]")
![goat4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3gbVGgv.jpg "goat4[1]")
![942840565-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e7tCb2D.jpg "942840565-1[1]")
![zoom[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YVAkmoT.jpg "zoom[1]")