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crayon pop
/balk/
the gf
Brit
Tit
Shit
Suomi
>"""""""""HIRED"""""""""" HELP
Any Welsh lad in here?
>>60475460
is your question really that worth it?
Alright lads, alright Richard Huckle
>>60475470
It's a matter of sanity. So yes.
Drumpf
starting to wonder if taking acid was such a good idea
>>60475515
It wasn't.
>>60475515
It never is. Acid takes you.
>>60475525
Takes you where?
>>60475535
to funkytown
drugs lads ahahha
Doing my second poo of the day at work lads
Lower bowel definitely doesn't feel right, must have been that dodgy curry I made last night, need to get some loperamide ASAP or I'm gonna shit my guts out
>>60475502
Wonder how many of these will be made about Trump policy ""promises""" if he gets elected
>>60475549
good enough for me
What year were you lads born?
1996 here
>>60475581
'92 master race
>>60475535
That's precisely the point. Psychoactive drugs are vehicles, means of transportation. You're supposed to have somewhere to go, or at least something to see, before you ingest them, lest you end up in places you wouldn't want to go.
>>60475555 (Quads)
>>60475610
looks like a register to vote leaflet
t. was given one the other day
>>60475610
What a lad
>>60475607
I can see your third eye with my own and it is glorious
>>60475581
'85
;_;
anyone got a light
bustin' my balls
>>60475562
this is why he does terribly at debates, if his opponents arm themselves with a few views he's previously aired they can generally lead him into saying the opposite and then attacking him for it, as he says whatever he thinks will please the people in front of him rather than what he genuinely believes. luckily most americans are too stupid to realise or care.
I'm so tired
>>60475413
voting to stay in
fuck you, your shitty OC and you're nonce political opinions
>>60475783
>voting to stay in
good lad. we're better together.
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>60475783
don't reply to me.
>>60475798
>>60475783
good lads
>>60475808
suck it cuck boy
>>60475798
lets reform the EU from within rather than pussy out of it
alri thailad
>>60475825
>Bending over for Brussels
>Not a cuck
Choose one
Your grandad is spinning in his grave, son
look at this fucking dog
>>60475854
alright, but this is the last time
alri
>lets reform giving away our sovereignty to the EU from within rather than take it back
ah yes very impressive
>>60475847
>bending over some innocent thai kids
>not a nonce
/brit/ collectively shakes it head at you
Farage vs. Cameron tonight
who wins
Wish we could become a United States of Europe 2bh
>>60475664
>>60475891
Don't you fucking try and speak on my behalf, you lowly cunt.
>>60475881
>can choose whether we want to be in the EU or not
That is sovereignty in itself.
>>60475905
FOP
>>60475881
It's mad that people think we can "reform the EU" when we can't even get what we wanted in negotiations under the threat of leaving.
>>60475891
Exactly m8, all you've got is bullshit personal attacks. Do one you mong, this is /brit/ not /Euro/
>>60475909
ok you nonce
>>60475926
suck out you attention seeking loser, this is /brit/ not /expat/
>>60475893
Cameron
I'm dying
suppose we do leave, what happens?
knowing cameron, he'll say something like
>I've heard your plea. We will begin our removal from the EU starting in 2020, after a confirmation referendum in 2024 we'll be one step closer to leaving the EU.
I just don't trust politicians.
Thailad vs Kev in a fight
who wins
(spoiler: Kev does)
>>60475926
fuck off nonce
>>60475944
thailad v lisicki would be a classic
>>60475941
Cameron would step down first
listening to a choon in 1536 kbps
FUCK A FLAC NIGGA
don't need that shit
>>60475940
why do gooks love animal cruelty so much?
thailad sounds like a literal femboy, kev could knock him out easy peasy
>>60475970
we leave the EU and lose cameron?
well shit, now I'm sold
>>60475989
>says someone else sounds like a femboy
>says "easy peasy"
>>60476002
I can deadlift 200kg
>>60475944
Kev probably owes me a smack tbf
>>60475989
hard man on the internet lmao
>>60475944
kev's a big lad, thailad is a skinny nonce who literally only has experience of manhandling small children and ladyboys. flawless victory to kev desu
>tfw she just stops responding mid conversation
ahh yes, brilliant
if you did this in real life, you'd look autistic as fuck hmmmm makes u think
*pulls out toothpick*
..........guess................i should just................drive
messaging qt girls on interpals this:
Hey, I've noticed you're very shy and your country is a very socially awkward country. I am a single man with many testosterones and no one to share my social skills with. I have a large cardboard
box with a list of shy girls I saved from their condition, but no one to cuddle on my pizza box and burn garbage with because they all leave once they discover how easy it is to talk to a man if you have a half-decent face.
If you're interested, I wish to leave my current life and start a new one with you, in an isolated place where you would never find another man to cheat on me with.
What do you say?
thoughts/
>>60476014
you're an actual bully, you've continuously ridiculued a man with learning difficulties, problems with loneliness and family issues, just for likes on here
how anyone still rates you, is well beyond me
I shit every single morning at 11 o'clock, in between my omelette and my coffee, with an optional secondary bowel movement post coffee.
>>60476031
let me get my violin out
okay Kevs title challenge fight is against are Cal
this one would be a lot closer, bet Cal can threw his weight around.
giving it Cal in 3 rounds
>>60476066
classic paul dano
>>60476052
>nonce
>attention seeks
>ridicules a man with learning difficulties relentlessly despite acknowledging how unfair it is
>continues to do it because of some weird obsession with being liked by /brit/
you're pathetic
>>60476084
>goes on and on and on and on and on..
You're like a woman m8, stop replying to me.
best thing about /britfeel/ is the dubs bot, easily
every general could do with one
>>60476118
make some more shitty memes for some /brit/-likes you cretin
>>60476084
you haven't used Histrionic yet, what's wrong?
nonce levels are far too high in here this morning lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSE42D32nF0
I shouldn't make threads tbf
Oh well haha
>>60476169
let this be a lesson to you
>>60476129
>louie
>abusive dad
o i am lollen
On a train, on a comedown and have slept for an hour
Feel like shit, don't do drugs kids
>>60476178
gay if im honest
>>60476178
>make a thread
>the spergs go fully on the rag
It's a funny tho ngl
>>60476183
your parents failed in raising you.
Jews are the master race.
>>60476183
>tfw was coming down on sunday and felt absolutely fine just a bit tired
>Tfw smoked some ganja with my boys later on sunday and woke up today and monday with a proper sore throat and blocked nose
>>60476195
>he thinks i put much effort into calling him out
hehe
>>60476200
fuck off /pol/
>>60476178
spoken like a true autistic child
>>60476200
perfection
>>60476200
Shut up and post more
>>60476227
>le thailad fanclub
what's it like actually whiteknighting a prick in thailand? how fucked up is your life?
>23 degrees
>fucking freezing
what on earth is this memery, did i turn into an australian
>fuck off /pol/
>>60476227
Where do you think you are?
Feel like pure shit, just want her back x
>>60476241
Think he's just pointing out that you're behaving like a spanner tbf m8..
For the record this is what white knighting looks like:>>60476031
>>60476241
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense any other thailad haters.
>>60476241
Literally don't give a fuck what you're on about but anyone who unironically posts "let this be a lesson to you" is a sonic fanfic writing, runescape botting, waifu pillow hugging edgy autistic teenager
>>60476254
Kill yourself
>>60476262
best iteration
>>60476270
STOP
>>60476263
>runescape botting, waifu pillow hugging edgy autistic
Why the fuck are you getting me involved in this?
sweating buckets
>>60476307
#SweatBucketChallenge
>>60475783
>you're
classic bremain stupidity
got a skinfull last night didn't I lads
>>60476259
nah pham, you literally said bullying kev was bad and then continued to do it.
kev isn't here for me to actually defend, i'm just showcasing how much of a dickhead you are.
>>60476262
sort it out matey
>>60476263
>thinking it was unironic
as i said i don't put effort into berating thailad, because not much effort is needed to make it clear how much of an absolute fuck he is
>>60476307
Same, not really a fan of hot weather desu feels horrible
heard thailad was a bender lads
>yanks
https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/yu0n5/roast_chicken_w_yorkshire_pudding/
that wine bottle looks awful tempting...
>>60476354
>I'm not putting any effort in, just writing an essay in response to three different people calling me out
>no effort tho
>>60476031
when has Thailad ever bullied you mate wind your neck in
>>60476372
lol
thailad's contribution to /brit/ over the years has been unparalleled by any other poster in this general's history.
blew both my knees out doing the Woo! YooHoo! dance
doctors aren't sure if I'll ever walk again
Shouldn't half of you cunts be in school you god awful posters
>>60476336
funland is being rude about us
fuck everyone in this thread
>it's another dorado episode
Mum found my drawings of naked anime girls lads
>i rate thailad
>>60476372
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Found a pimple on my penis
NOT IMPRESSED
the sausage-munching bosch
fritz, the bratwurst guzzler
>>60476437
post them here
>>60476382
i serve men as they serve me what can i say
>>60476392
he could never bully me, he only preys on the weak like a proper lil snake.
>>60476372
what the fuck
>>60476432
>my 13th thread today
waheeye lads
bit cold out
>>60476468
you are the weakest of the weak
when I get a new batch of /brit/ posters in I separate the lads from the runts of the litter
I had to make a special exception for you however
you were such a runt I had to separate you from the rest of the runts, a runt of the runt litter as it were
>thailad? nay, not a fan of that histrionic buffoon.
>more of a lisicki fan myself
my nipples are really cold and hard x
>>60476508
Swedish weather
>>60476524
Same here lad, my hands are frozen. cold out
could really go for some black man on blonde women posting right now
>>60476529
donkey sweater
When's the paki weather going to fuck off back it came from? It's already 19 degrees out, lads.
has anyone got the Peaky Blinders feel party image
>i have a favourite /brit/ poster
>i defend my favourite /brit/ personality
Might throw up
Done a Euros sweepstake at work and I got Portugal and Ukraine
Fancy my chances lads?
Greetings /brit/.
I'd like to do a small trip to the british countryside. What are your most beautiful rural areas, with an understandable accent if possible?
>>60476618
i fancy your chances at not winning
>>60476618
Ukraine doesn't use the Euro you nonce.
get off the vent
>>60476585
might throw up later tonight if ya know what i mean ;-)
Think my mum just spotted my Xev Bellringer porn folder - I'm sat here sweating my nuts off hoping she doesn't google the name for whatever reason
wish me luck lads
>>60476618
i rate your chances
>>60476622
Grimsby, Blackpool, Bradford, Slough
>>60476635
Not at all
been talking to qt's all night and all of this morning on interpals
holy shit i love r9k
Stop whining, you muppets.
>>60476622
>beautiful rural areas
>understandable accent
Pembrokeshire. It's the last remaining English colony left in the UK, being nurtured under the care of the Welsh Assembly. We hope to start reintroducing Englishmen into England within a few years.
>>60476637
you can act out the scenes with her
Want to stab this women on this train
Being a loud annoying cunt
>>60476622
>rural areas
>understandable accent
good luck with that
the west country (devon, dorset, somerset) is very nice but everyone talks like a pirate
>>60476637
off to the therapist
>>60476622
bradford
got no mates haha
>>60476677
>>60476681
the JFs have been rumbled
>>60476622
Powys. It's in Wales but everyone's English. Outstanding views everywhere. Bit poor tho.
>>60476706
>giving a shit about having friends
Nonce
>>60476706
me neither x
Lot of rain last night
>>60476685
Nah I never actually imagine it's her I just like the taboo feel and the intimacy of the videos
>>60476694
Hate speech
>>60476706
>>60476726
>>60476727
Losers
>>60476633
or i'll have you bent
I've got balls of steel
Driving test tomorrow, lads.
>>60476756
alri Neg
>>60476739
What's that? I don't speak Nahuatl
killing dragons on runey lads
>>60476757
hope you fail x
>>60476756
I've got corrosive spit.
>>60476757
First time or another attempt?
>>60476518
Got a feeling that he's right guys, this general is pretty pathetic.
>>60476760
Ever wonder if your racial prejudice has anything to do with your lack of friends
>>60476803
He takes 4chan too seriously
crisp flavours these days are mental
these pop chips are "melted cheese & crispy bacon" flavour
what will they think of next
>>60476830
4chan is serious business mate
state of this melt >>60476810
can't believe people take 4chan so seriously
must spend his whole life here the sad cunt
ayy
14 days, 7 angry emails and 1 bad customer review later, it finally arrived.
Is MGSV any good?
>>60476771
Thnx, la.
>>60476788
Second attempt. I fugged up the first time. Got a major fault.
>>60476804
>Americans
>a race
>>60476663
>>60476684
>>60476697
>>60476704
>>60476725
Thank you mates, much appreciated. I'm checking out those places and Bradford seems wonderful.
>>60476858
>570
and no, it's dogshit
>>60476867
Ah, you know the score now, have a little chin wag with your examiner to calm the situation, good luck.
>>60476851
You seem rustled desu.
Take a chill pill.
>>60476858
>570
fucking hell m8 where did you find that museum piece
>>60476921
I thought I'd upgrade from my 8800gt
>>60476916
not at all, just think its funny and sad how serious people get about threads
>>60476858
It's pretty good.
Like mgs 4 meets pokemon. Gotta extract the best soldiers, and build a team.
Plus you get a horse, a dog, and a rocket fist.
And you can extract sheep with a balloon.
>>60476932
I had 2 8800gts's running in sli... in 2007.
>>60476834
Steak and onion
>>60476932
wew is it in your computer yet?
>>60476967
I have to turn it off first
and I want to clean a few fans, it's a bit warm in here
>>60476834
saw these crisps once that were balsamic vinegar and sea salt? what kinda posh shit is that just want some regular salt n vinny u feel me?
>>60476858
>1 bad customer review later
bad lad
Might start going on reddit again lads. Getting bored of 4chan.
>>60476622
Stokesley and her surrounding area
>>60476988
Yeah mate you say that but have you ever had sea salt & CIDER vinegar?
Oh man, mate, honestly, they're, uh, honestly they're, oh mate, honestly, they're just, oh
>>60477012
off you run then
>>60477013
haha
>>60477006
I know, shitty thing to do
but guess what, I did that review yesterday and low and behold, it arrived today via special delivery
I kinda had to
>>60477037
lol
how will you poms ever recover
https://www.fb.com/foxrugby/videos/vb.182241841811321/1036273186408178/?type=2&theater
JFs in the other thread are literally in tears
sobbing when they spy that cheeky union flag at the top of my post
>>60477075
by not clicking that link
This is Ning Nong the elephant, it saved a British kid's life during the Tsunami (2004)
Ning Nong is very based.
Thank you Ning Nong.
>>60477075
Upload a webm or we're not watching lad
>wake up
>go downstairs
>make cup of coffee
>come upstairs
>turn PC on
>no internet
>go back downstairs
>restart router
>come back upstairs
>still not working 10 minutes later
>mfw
Came back eventually. Thought My life was over.
I'm also partially deaf in my right ear from scratching it too much last night when stoned
[giggles]
>>60477075
Fucking 76 in rugby league.
Explain yourselves UK.
>>60477094
You will receive protection from tsunamis but only if you post CARRY ON, NING NONG in this thread
>>60477102
degenerate weed smoker
>>60477092
>>60477095
nah should pass the EU internet brigade prerequisites for viewing so its fair game lads give it a spin and report back
>>60477127
rugby league is shite
>>60477130
CARRY ON, NING NONG
>degenerate weed smoker
>Sorry we missed you
lying cuntshits, didn't even receive a card and they expect me to drive over an hour to their depot for a laptop that should have arrived yesterday if they'd even tried to deliver it
reeeeeeeeee
How has your Ramadan been so far, brothers?
>>60477141
you're just saying that because your internet is capped at 40kb so you couldn't even upload a webm if you wanted
>>60477127
thats clearly union
>I smoke weed
>>60477177
Ate your mums fanny last night but I don't think that counts
>>60477176
Don't worry, if you're lucky Dave will privatize the posties. Then we'll get better service for sure.
>>60477177
Ate your mums fanny last night but I don't think that counts
Might move to bienville parish Louisiana and give up on life, lads.
>>60477181
yeah that and the fact that only gimps know how to make webms (see the thai nonce)
>>60477086
You have to go back.
>>60477177
It's my second Ramadan since converting, its difficult
>>60477212
>that file name
fuck off thats an actual flag
>>60477217
takes one to know one IIH
>>60477206
Royal mail was privatised last year, you spanner.
It's cutting off service to rural areas to save money now.
Struggling with life currently
>>60477238
wew say it dont spray it mate
>>60477218
>full stop
shaking in my boots
you mean business
>>60477217
Steady on m8
>>60477268
farage looks great here tbf
>>60477200
I wondered what she was up to, she didn't half make a din.
>24°C
>meant to go up to 27°C
>>60477217
its easy as fuck 2bh
>>60477281
Fairly swole in his youth
Wish our country was called Saxland desu
>>60477263
um if I wanted a comeback i'd wipe it off your mums chin ;)
>>60477298
not even warm you literal worm
>>60477308
but all the saxophone jokes would get tiresome.
>>60477298
going to up "only" 21 where i am
can't imagine 27
enjoy being on the surface of the literal sun lol
>le australia is hot and upside down meme
>australians are bro tier
>>60477313
yeah you would want your cum back you psychopath
>>60477250
Well then it's impossible for the service to be any better than it is now. Do you even know anything about how privatization works? And rural people should move to the city if they want post, electricity or roads tbqh lad.
Actually loving this warm weather desu. Last week was dreary overcast shite
>>60477346
not even perpetuating the stereotype mate but 27 is not hot. if you think 27 is hot you should go outside more often.
>>60477308
Never mind lad, the the Celts still know you lot as Saxons.
>hate autists
>find out im vaguely autistic
hmm not a good
>>60477351
haha... um... you smell like poo haha
might do a sleep, lads.
>>60477366
>loving this warm weather
fuck off paki
>Why yes, I do in fact love this warm weather
>>60477374
>27 is not hot
shiggy
if i had a cup of hot chocolate right now i would feel very comfy
>>60477439
if i had your hot mum right now i would feel very comfy
>>60477413
>shiggy
ahahahaha what year are you even in mate didnt realise i just went back in time 4 years haha
Hot and sunny weather outside lads.
Brilliant day to sit in my room and watch anime if I do say so myself.
>>60477458
>fat old white woman is hot
typical somalian
>>60477465
haha!
>>60477382
>hate autists
Then what are you doing in /brit?
>>60477458
>Swedish """"banter""""
you tried, at least
>>60477439
might have a hot milo soon desu
mum made cupcakes today so ill have one with the hot milo :DD
i cant believe you poms get rain 364 days a year and the one day it isn't raining you sit inside and have a whinge about the weather
>>60477487
normie general innit
4 str 4 stam leather belt
>>60477518
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>60477518
Level 18?
>>60477505
it's the british way
>>60477505
great post
really makes you think
Got to go to the council headquarters in a minute for a job interview. Pooing myself desu.
>>60477505
we're excellent when it comes to complaining about the weather, regardless of what it's actually like.
>>60477505
only normies moan about the rain
rain is comfy provided it isn't a monsoon
but really it's the heat that's the problem with our weather
>>60477505
Wouldn't want my country to look like Australia desu
>>60477505
england is fucking boring
disdain for any type of weather is all we have to talk about
>>60477562
wasn't offering to exchange a continent for an island mate
>>60477518
>2007
>pepe_time.jpg
>>60477535
thanks, you too
just got 69 range on runescape
>>60477560
how the fuck is rain comfy? you cant even sit outside at the pub if its raining everyone has to get crammed inside.
>>60477600
fukn casual 2bh
Just had quite a pleasant salad lads.
round lettuce, raddichio, onion, romano peppers, parsley, coriander, and lemon marinated sardines.
balsamic, herb, dijon, and olive oil vinaigrette.
>>60477588
You don't like temperate conditions? You lot really have gone native. No wonder the chinks treat you like abos.
>>60477616
nice i am a noob :( i also got no runey mates
>>60477620
whats up your arsehole
>>60477620
m8 temperate here is like a nice 26 degree day
What a beautiful start to Ramadam brothers, shukuran.
>>60477507
More like /brit/ is a Reddit and Facebook refugee camp.
>>60477641
played for a month with a few people i met on here a while ago
>tfw they both stopped playing so it became incredibly boring
shit feel
gimmicks
>>60477668
i just play by myself cos everybody on the game seems like theyre from reddit
>>60477659
i understand this reference
>when your blocked nose clears and you can suddenly taste your mouth again
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2016/jun/06/sterling-tumbles-polls-suggest-uk-heading-for-eu-exit-pound
ITS BLOODY WELL HAPPENING
MAN THE GATES
wew
the normies are going to get BTFO with Comrade Sanders' defeat aren't they?
gonna be absolutely mental when a good chunk of them start supporting trump over hillary
I'm unironically a philosophy student.
>>60477793
I think (about black cock) therefore I am (Swedish)
