I got drafted.
>>60475278
my fart got drafted in the wind
lol korea sucks
I know that feel bro
>soon to be drafted
>>60475278
>>60475353
to where? north korea border?
Kek
Try not living in a shit country
>>60475278
To where?
Send me food.
>>60475375
nice proxy
>>60475380
You a KATUSA?
come to Japan and evade conscription senpai
>>60475380
Doo-hi
Dewey?
>>60475369
Most likely. Gooks don't want to compete against their taller superiors for their plastic women, so they just send them to the border.
>>60475450
No Zainichi allowed
>>60475278
>tfw my best friend was going to Uni here with me and then he got drafted for the Korean military
We became best friends so fucking fast.
I miss him so much, goddamnit. College isn't the same without him, my new freshman roomie can never replace him.
Say you smoke the weed.
Press the button randomly on hearing test for a shit score (they won't send you near guns and artillery if it'll make you go deaf)
Put sugar in your piss in the piss test to fail it.
t. conscription dodger pro
>>60475278
And?
Stop being a faggot.
>>60475527
Agreed, so when will you join the army?
>>60475542
Already did the service.
>>60475432
I also ran out of 초코파이.
>>60475570
Do it again.
t.enlisted and ready for duty whenever
>>60475380
What will i get in return?
>>60475594
You can't do second-time conscription here.
And I'm not an idiot to became full officer.
>>60475517
1. Off to jail
2, 3. They don't give a shit
>>60475625
Is it bad in your country?
>>60475278
Stand up straight soldier. Your life is going to change real soon
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY I LEFT
OR WHAT I MUST HAVE DONE WRONG
GOT A LETTER A IN THE MAIL
>GOT A LETTER IN THE MAIL
GO TO WAR OR GO TO JAIL
>GO TO WAR OR GO TO JAIL
BUT IT WON'T BE LONG
>BUT IT WON'T BE LONG
UNTIL I GET ON BACK HOME
>UNTIL I GET ON BACK HOME
MOMA, MOMAM DONT YOU CRY
>MOMA MOMA DONT YOU CRY
YOUR LITTLE BOY AINT GONNA DIE
>YOUR LITTLE BOY AINT GONNA DIE
I GOT THIS RIFLE BY MY SIDE
>I GOT THIS RIFLE BY SIDE
AND IT WON'T BE LONG
>AND IT WON'T BE LONG
TILL I GET ON BACK HOME
>TILL I GET ON BACK HOME.
>>60475278
how can a piece of shit teaching english for a mere year for a slave wage be drafted?
nope fag, you're eventually going back to your home country where you are, just like you're in SK right now, an unpopular piece of human garbage.
>>60475643
Being an officer?
It's bad everywhere, who wants to take orders and see your family once in a year for a rest of your life?
>>60475685
Odd, here you're free to go and come as you please. Only when "war" is on going is when you have to leave.
>>60475684
t. JET
>>60475685
I've got some bad news for you.
>it ain't me starts playing
>>60475705
Here you must serve about 200 km away from your home and must always be in a range of 5 km's from the base where you assigned to.
>>60475720
You're pregnant?
Get ready son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVpP7nSTU0o
>>60475736
Harsh, well I forgot to mention that you have to attend certain months for special training, every year. During spring it's at Gotland, sea stuff and during winter it's at top north, winterwarfare. But overall you're free to go around.
>>60475278
>There is no draft in my country
>I will never spend a year with the lads, playing with guns without caring about anything
>>60475764
Nah, here it's basically a slavery unless you're some general. And even then you get too much responsibility. Anyway, no sane man goes to military.
>>60475278
Don't worry its good for you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MGMjbmfdSHQ
>>60475662
>AND IT WON'T BE LONG
>>AND IT WON'T BE LONG
>TILL I GET ON BACK HOME
>>TILL I GET ON BACK HOME.
Yeah, in a fucking wooden box.
Good luck, Lee
>tfw dodged conscription by being a socially autistic loser
Has the draft ever been accepted in other countries? Here in the US the Korean War was the only major draft that didn't receive major backlash. The other wars where most enlisted men were draftees, WWI and Vietnam, were unquestionably opposed. In WWI entire towns would rally behind draft dodgers and protect them, while during Vietnam draft dodgers were scrutinized.
>>60475834
>Turks are literally this cowardly
To be expected from the cockroaches of the world
Army life is a good life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncNRI7Y3sx8
>>60475863
>>60475870
Maybe his life worth some, so he's actually doesen't want to die, dingus.
>>60475863
>>60475876
Fucking pathetic.
>>60475801
Tell me about your conscription Finlan.
I heard there are three terms of service you can choose and they're much shorter than ours (21 months)
How much do you get paid? Are there social favors if you've served the military?
>>60475380
>ids in english
what a cuck country kek
>>60475890
>Cowardice to this level
If this is the soldier pool your countries have it really isn't a question why you guys are shit at war. Wholly fuck. Yall are a bunch of cowards.
>MUH LIFE MATTERS
>*Proceeds to bitch about Americans on 4chan*
Some meaning you failures have.
>>60475870
>>Turks are literally this cowardly
Call me what you want, there are better ways to serve for your country than cleaning toilets and spending a night standing out in the cold.
I'll get drafted soon too, but what about you burger-kun? It's easy typing shit in your mother's basement, right?
>>60475928
Sure m8.
I'll remember your words when I offer my "condolences" to your widow at your funeral.
>>60475928
That's really easy for us to say. We hardly have to worry about casualties except for IEDs and the occasional small-scale firefight. Other countries are at risk for fighting battles of a size we haven't experienced since the Gulf War, with small k/d ratios.
>>60475907
6, 9, and 12 months
you also get to go home on weekends :DDDD
>>60476018
>you also get to go home on weekends
mfw only got 11 days in whole fucking year...
>>60476018
>you also get to go home on weekends
That's fucking cool Pekka
I served 9 months, it wasnt that bad.
>>60475834
Top banter
>>60475278
"it ain't me" starts playing
>>60475952
Come again goat fucker? where have you been? I've been to South Korea, Japan, Germany, Kosovo, Serbia, Macedonia, Ireland, and of course Denmark. Where have you been?
You better not be one of those motherfuckers that talks about not being able to get pussy.
>>60475983
I'm already out of the service you fucking idiot. With my college paid for, and almost 90K in my bank for what the army gave me.
>>60476147
>paying for college
Ayy lmao.
I sensed that you are an idiot, but that's golden.
>>60476131
>where have you been?
Fucking your mother, my teacher:D
I guess this answers your other question as well.
>>60476206
We gotta run the world. It aint cheap.
>>60476239
>:D
fucking salty. Aren't you?
stop whining and enjoy becoming more of a man
>mfw i got not drafted because im to fat
>>60476288
This guy gets it.
>>60476272
>he slaved away for years to pat for a paper from some facility that wrote some rating
>while my uni paid me
Lmao again.
>>60475907
First you get a bit over 5€ a day, then around 8€ if you've been there longer than 6 months and if you're longer than 9 month's it's ~12€ a day. You also get to go wherever you want every evening, I got free time from 16:00 to 21:30 (just don't let them find out you're drunk unless you're in the marines). There should be no social favors but when you're applying for a job it doesn't hurt to have military experience.
Wish my country had conscription, it sounds like a pretty fun one-year holiday
>shooting guns
>physical exercise
>banter with men your age
What's not to like?
>feminists who ask for equal rights never propose conscription of women
Is this issue a thing in your country?
>>60476290
There was a guy in our squad, about 120 kg with a height of 179 cm.
He was about 85 kg at the end, lol.
>>60476298
>serving the jew
>manly
good goy
have a nice war
>>60476361
Nah, ours ask for being drafted.
Idiots...
>>60476328
Your insignificant what? I got pussy. I got in good shape. I learned amazing skills. I got to travel the world.
Army life is a cake walk. I don't know what the fuck you're smoking. Maybe your country is so cucked you think your shaky huts and shacks compare to what's been offered me.
>>60475278
One less japanese proxy
>>60476384
>Sucking Muslim dick while he bangs your woman and not killing them for a living
Kaffar.
>>60476391
>ours ask for being drafted.
That's hard to believe. Why?
>>60475278
It'll be over before you know it
>people worrying about being conscripted into a military that hasn't been in any conflict in decades
>>60476418
>risking your life for a country that doesn't care for you
>>60476450
>losing to birds
>>60476399
>lying this hard
Ok.
>>60476436
Our women are just like that, m8. They want to work in mines, they want to serve, they want to drive etc...
>>60476399
enjoy dying for israel
>>60475498
Wew, that sucks lad.
>>60476480
Lying? oh boy. Denial. The first step of the grieving process. It's okay anon. I'm sure someone somewhere will remember you for uhhhh.........whatever you life is worth.
>>60476509
Grieving for what, your sad dreams about your glorious toilet cleaning days?
Go be a faggot somewhere else, m8.
>>60476487
another yuro who crumbles like a woman when even thinking of being a man.
Oh wow. I didn't know /int/ could deliver all this salt.
>>60476535
Cleaning toilets? did you clean toilets when you were drafted by your third world shithole?
Thank god I'll never have to be near Ashitberjan.
I got drafted too koreabro
here it's mostly cleaning, smoking, standing still or walking for a few hours, and dreaming of the female sergeants that boss you around and you'll never get to fuck
>>60476588
>Thank god I'll never have to be near Ashitberjan.
Thanks indeed. I won't have to tolerate some dumb fat faggot.
>>60476631
The next step of grief. Anger.
>>60476344
This. Also no chance of ever dying in a real conflict, so no worries.
>>60476667
>projecting this hard
You're the angry one here, faggy.
Probably because you're been a servant for some men in uniforms to pay for something that you get for free.
So adieu, I'll leave you with your misery.
>>60476564
t. armchair general
>>60476773
Bargaining
>>60475779
I know that feel lad
>>60475517
All you have to do to avoid the draft in Finland is say you do drugs?
How do you have any soldiers?
>>60476825
I assume there are some real men left in Finland.
>dodged conscription for being unfit to serve
close one lads
>>60476564
>being a man
>fighting for the jew
i bet your dick is cut too stupid goy kek and btw bombing innocent pepole is not manly
>>60476344
>>60476693
>Also no chance of ever dying in a real conflict
Not here.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/donaldkirk/2014/08/10/s-korean-armed-forces-face-the-enemy-within-sagging-morale-suicides-and-murder/
>>60476361
Nope. Our frminists demand more combat roles for women.
>>60476843
He's dumb enough to not realize that he ended up in military b/c jews extorted him to near death and he didn't have no option left
>>60476836
Then why have conscription? Just have a professional army and pay them a real salary.
If you don't avoid conscription but wouldn't enlist if it was a choice, you aren't a man, you are a cuck.
>tfw military service was a waste of time
I imagine south korea takes it a bit more seriously so godspeed OP
>>60476843
I got my foreskin.
>bombing innocent pepole is not manly
Germans are this cucked that they don't want us to bomb their best friends in the Taliban. We're sending the goatfuckers too you. We're doing you a favor.
>>60476898
You'll be fine.
>>60475278
>Don't have to worry about getting drafted because back in High School a subject solely for military service is mandatory
>mfw got myself to be medic and dodged all sorts of physical training
>spent two years reading medical shit and smoking while everyone else was crying
Lmfao
>>60475705
Sounds like reserves rather than the actual standing army lad, unless Sweden has that Switzerland militia army thing.
>>60476942
Because tribal nature.
We wuz warrior war chiefs n shieet.
>>60476976
i bet you tryhard faggot never been to a battlefield
>>60476942
I assume it's because they will probably never use it in a conventional war. Ever. In my time in the service people went everywhere. But our government overreaches. Theirs doesn't
>>60476976
>American
>has foreskin
Must be tough to live under such conditions.
>>60477008
Same here, but tribal nature is just being cucked by the state
t. Currently being cucked by the state of Israel
>>60476899
You and North Korea are the only countries that spend more years in draft than us.
Many guys here argue wasting 2 years in their twenties undermines their education and preparations for jobs. Haven't you had similar thoughts?
tbqh the army in SK sounds like absolute dogshit
>>60476825
you want the official truth or the truth that triggers everyone who didn't go to the army?
Drafting is all about connections.
Do you have connections? Then it's fun as fuck, adventure time for first couple of months then full comfy for the rest.
You don't have connections? You're fucked.
>>60477019
I have. Not everybody is a filthy welfare coward like you Mohamed.
Kandahar. The food was good. And the people were nice. Most of the Taliban are the hillbillies up in the mountain's who are poor as shit. Other than some goat fucker storming the gates and getting shot less than 30 seconds in, the Taliban has all but given up on attacking Americans. They just gun down Afghan officials now.
>>60477076
Even a single day in the army is a waste.
All the retarded westerns here who say that they wish they had conscription because it """builds character""" (even though they don't just fucking go and enlist) would break in tears and cry for mommy after their bootcamp commander would yell at them.
>>60477054
It's certainly a bit off putting to cut a chunk of your dick off.
>>60477055
is it THAT bad? I got a 1.5 year delay because I fucked up in school, and because I got into it very late. should I just do my best here or take my ass to join the FFL and make something out of my self with the salary and skills they'll provide me with?
>>60477100
>Drafting is all about connections
Here if you have connections you won't be conscripted in the first place.
>>60477081
Both
>>60475278
Dude are you in 1사단? High five!
All my military experience is resumed in a hot, depressing and boring 9 month stay in a submarine. During our off duty weekends we could just tell ghist stories or shit about past girls. I kinda miss those conversations. Also, rations were top tier during the first week but try them for 9 months.
>>60477159
By FFL you mean the French Foriegn Legion?
You DO know they are, even officially, the cannon fodder of the French military? Right?
Just be a Jobnik master race.
>tfw I'll get drafted when I'm 30
>tfw I'll just do the same job I had
Also, 3 years working abroad and I'm off the hook. If not, I'll be enlisted as a lieutenant.
>>60477232
>You DO know they are, even officially, the cannon fodder of the French military? Right?
It's not like I have something to live for anyway... and at least by joining them I provide myself with an opportunity to make something worthwhile out of my neet autistic ass.
>>60475380
경기도 문산읍 파주시 사서함 50호
이도희 훈련병
우편번호 143-900
맞습니까? 과자 보내면 됩니까? 아니면 훈련은 아직 안 시작했습니까? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
주소가 틀리면 고쳐주세요~ 제가 과자 보내줄계요!
>>60477365
How do you even read those moon-runes for christs' sake?
>>60477340
You ought to really read up on what exactly the FFL is like. I've read a couple biographies from former members and by all accounts it's not a nice place to say the least. Suicide would probably be better going by some of the stories they have
>>60477365
아니면 2중대 1소대 이등병 이도희?
>>60477175
The official truth is that armed or unarmed service is mandated by law as compulsory.
The unofficial truth is that it's actually more fun than it is shit and only rats and weakling don't go.
>>60477418
tell me some stories im interested
>>60477418
Do you have a link to those stories? sounds interesting.
also, as long as it puts me out of the autistic neet zone it's good. "we burn the fat off out souls" as hemingway once said.
>got drafted and stayed in the military for 4 years because i didnt know what to do with my life
>mfw i left and still dont know what to do
>>60477170
Here, if you don't get conscripted it shows up in your papers and it's a big disantvantage when trying to find a job.
There's varying degrees of connections, some people are 'conscripted' but stay at home and only show up once a month, others actually stay in their unit but get better treatment.
Then there are units made specifically for people with connections. We had a 47' flat TV and a ps3 with free wifi in my unit.
>>60477550
Ever thought about going back?
>>60476131
>proud of being literal cuck to old jews in suits
>>60477592
No, im done with it. It was a boring time and other then the money and the athletic body i got and learned nothing in this time.
>>60475815
There's something really cynical about this commercial, but I can't put my finger on it.
>>60477404
>This coming from someone who uses runes that only have consonants
>>60477575
If you are an ordinary male without disabilities you have to be extremely unfit to avoid draft, your BMI should be either very high or low.
If you are deemd to be unsuitable for draft you're put into social services instead.
I don't know that gives you disadvantages when finding jobs but we used to give bonus points to applicants with draft experience in civil servants exams and state companies but our feminists questioned muh equality and it was abolished.
>We had a 47' flat TV and a ps3 with free wifi in my unit.
Holy fuck, who were in your unit? Must have been lucky soms from rich families.
lel why would you waste time of your life going to a glorified gym
>>60478031
you're not the same dude that posted the picture of his address are you
>>60478031
Noone was particularly rich, we all had connections though.
For example, I had a general as an uncle.
I also heard from a friend that some of the really god-forsaken outposts are really well equipped like that as well.
Even disabled people are doing their service here usually, unless it's too serious. But they don't have to do armed guard duty and other such activities.
how long is a draft? 5 years? 10 years?
>>60478132
걔 아님 ㅇㅇ
>>60478313
ㅇㅋ ㅠ 진짜 과자 보내려구했는데 ㅜㅜ
>>60475278
Isn't even Korean male drafted at some point? I remember when Flash got drafted, it was devastating
>>60475779
Join voluntarily?
>>60478511
as long as you have no injury preventing you from doing your service, yes.
Even if you do have some kind of injury they'll force you to at least complete the 5 week basic training.
>>60478583
That's kind of neat, don't worry you're going to make it bud.
You'll probably be a normie or something when you come out the other side though
>>60478622
Thanks lol but I'm actually not in a position to get drafted. Someone I know is doing his service at the moment though, right at the border to north korea. Shit's tough man. Knowing that you'd be the first one's to die if something was to happen.
>>60477404
>not know Hangul is literally the world's greatest writing system
I hope best Korea wipe your excuse of a country
>>60478622
>You'll probably be a normie or something when you come out the other side though
Dunno how it is for them, but when I served it didn't normiefy me at all. Spent most of my draft time watching animu and playing vidya.
>>60476131
If you're still in the thread, what were you doing here?
>>60477434
Either the Finnish military is as much as a meme as everything you people post on /int/, or you are brainwashed as fuck
>>60479808
I imagine the draft is similar everywhere. A very useful experience that nets you lifelong friends. Also, most people tend to only remember the good times during their service.
>>60479903
Literally the opposite here.
A waste of time and tax payer money that creates our terrible culture and horrible work ethic (any Israeli, especially jobniks, know exactly what I mean), and no one remembers it fondly. The only reason it still exists is because the Israeli culture of "if I get screwed, so does everyone!".
Also, it's supposed to be a """cultural melting pot""" where people of all ethnicities and socioeconomic backgrounds mingle, but it just made me hate Mizrahim, Ethiopeans, first generation Russians, and poor people more than I hate any Arab, even if one would stab me right now.
>>60476840
Were you deemed too ladyboy?
>>60480365
Not ladyboy enough
>>60475380
>platon
>>60480491
oh lol
>>60476564
>go to war
>rich and their sons evade being drafted
>celebrites evade being drafted
>you and the rest of the poor chucklefucks get drafted
>Rich get richer and everyone sucks their dick because they are "famous"
>Meanwhile you and everyone who fought get fucked over in the post-war world
Yeah, I can't understand why you wouldn't want to join the military.
>>60475380
can I send to you a dildo?
>>60476344
same
maybe I wouldn't be a shutin neet
>>60475278
>tfw 1989 born males were the first to avoid the draft
Us free post-Soviet people won't have to suffer the boredom of mandatory service.
>>60481745
They only abolished the draft in 2007?
>>60481982
25 November 2007.
And now they are thinking of reinstating it.
>>60475380
I'm gonna send you a christmas card
I'm sorry but this is one of the reason I am glad I was born in Japan that has no conscription, not in both Korea.
Served a year as a tank driver. Not as fun as it sounds
I absolutely refuse to participate until we have a system where every last citizen is under the military hierarchy and has a war time duty. God I hope those who didn't go are forced to be strategic cannon fodder if it comes to war. Justice.
But until that day, while the retards and rich boys and women have this privilege, I refuse to partake and so should everyone else.
>>60484235
Fucking crybaby
>>60484647
You don't need to take abuse. If you want to accept things the way they are be my guest you dumb petty burgher.
>>60480159
>>A waste of time and tax payer money that creates our terrible culture and horrible work ethic (any Israeli, especially jobniks, know exactly what I mean), and no one remembers it fondly. The only reason it still exists is because the Israeli culture of "if I get screwed, so does everyone!".
>
>Also, it's supposed to be a """cultural melting pot""" where people of all ethnicities and socioeconomic backgrounds mingle, but it just made me hate Mizrahim, Ethiopeans, first generation Russians, and poor people more than I hate any Arab, even if one would stab me right now.
all this in France too. only millenials think that being drafted means a good time.
in france, they removed the draft and all is well now, except that the draft is really a net for the least able people. now this retards just do nothing all day and remain jobless.
>>60481982
We abolished it 2010
