How true or false are the memes associated with your country?
For example, the meme about us being fat fucks who love burgers is pretty accurate
100% true, even our bones are black
>>60470782
i hate burgers tho
i always get chicken sammich instead
>>60470782
Not a big fan of red meat though. I prefer chicken or fish.
>>60470782
I might get into tax trouble real soon.
>>60470782
Yep. Brazil is actually just a great bunda floating in the south hemisphere
>>60470782
lazy socialist nazi tall people with great coastline and natural beauties and gorgeous females that age like milk after 27
all correct
>>60470782
we are actually not bad English speakers
maybe my English is bad, but there are a lot of Japanese who speak English very well
>>60470782
I dont know if Spaniards are really lazy, I know I am but so is the rest of this fucking board.
About not being white I unironically think that more than half of the country does not qualify.
>>60475022
are you white
internet at home is rather slow
>>60470782
I'm very polite to most people. I hate tea and football though, so not everything applies
>lazy
Only true for the south. Northern Italy has low rates of unemployment and people are hard workers.
>loud
Central Italians like Tuscans are very loud, the rest, not so much.
>gesticulating while speaking
More exaggerated in the south, but all regions are guilty of that to some extent.
>eating pasta everyday
The average Italian consumes 25kg of pasta per year if I'm not mistaken. That's a lot.
>>60475116
I would say so, Im a beefier versión of Pablo Iglesias, if you would.
But I said that not meaning because we dont look like north Europeans, I said this because I see some North Africans or middle easterners and I say, wow, that guy could pass for a Spaniard.
I never saw a white person irl
>>60470782
All true.
>>60473780
Your English isn't perfect, but that's mainly due to the punctuation like capital letters at the start of a sentence and a full stop at the end, but aside from that your English is perfectly fine.
Internet is abysmal, skin cancer is highest in the world, plenty of animals that wish you were dead and I know at least one bloke named Bruce.
Pretty accurate.
>>60475156
>When my computer is wired up to the router I get 124 mg dl but because my port is utterly fried I have to rely on wifi which is a shitty 14 mg dl at the best of times
It's hell.
>>60478480
Buy a new router dummy
>mfw I get ~8mbps max
I actually just went downstairs, put the kettle on and made a cup of tea.
Note for yanks: A kettle is an electronic device designed entirely to contain and heat up water to boiling point.
Microwaving mugs of water is not done here.
>>60475198
Rasheed.
>>60478541
No, on my computer, you silly sausage. But the router is from my ISP anyway so I can't just buy a new one.
I've never had a single spoon of caviare.
I don't own a floppy-ear hat.
It's around 25C right now and yesterday I was on a beach.
We actually actively hate gay people.
I'm a football hooligan drinking tea but is polite except when drunk. I am a walking stereotype.
>>60470782
Most of the Muslim/shitskin memes only apply to London/Bradford/Brum. Everywhere else if fine, even rich London is fine desu.
Our cuisine isn't awful tbf but it's not great.
Teeth thing is an old baby boomer meme that is no longer true, we have some of the best teeth in Europe.
>>60475198
he said your country, as in pakistan
>>60478908
>But the router is from my ISP anyway so I can't just buy a new one.
I think your isp is pulling your leg if this is what they're telling you. Go ask /g/.
I think hockey is shit
>>60470904
>sammich
>>60479335
I think that's one of the Americanisms that triggers me the most. It doesn't shorten the word to make it quicker to say or remove any sort of complex spelling or grammar.
It is entirely unnecessary.
>>60478825
Wait. Hold the fuck up. Amerifats don't have kettles? How do they boil water?
>>60478951
I worked with a Bong who was exactly like this. Really nice bloke but everytime he would get drunk he would tell everyone to jog on and trying to touch my nipple through my shirt.
>>60479792
>tfw no boiling water
>>60479792
Oh m8, they put mugs of water in the microwave to get hot water.
>>60479792
They fill a bowl with water and """""""""boil""""""""" it in the microwave... Fucking nutters right?
>>60479841
JOG ON MATE!
*pinches nipple*
>>60470782
We are nice and humble and better than you and we know it
>>60479920
Most white americans are tall gods though, but the ones who are fat are really really fucking fat
>>60479792
Wtf who the fuck doesn't own kettles? Yeah right I know why, they don't need it because all they drink is cola and other sugary beverages. Being a fat fuck is hard work.
Nothing is true. We don't use English in our daily lives, ABBA was and is considered cringe and everything regard politics can be narrowed down to a few individuals desperate for attention.
>>60479792
Something about how their plugs are wank so they can't have kettles and thus microwave all water, which is a really dangerous thing to do because you can superheat it beyond boiling point due to how it warms water and it can explode in your face if you disturb the water.
As an outsider I can judge the UK without any sort of bias.
They are very nice. They're not false with it, but they are fundamentally good people. Less so in Scotland, but still. The food isn't great, but their breakfasts are the best in the world and their fast food is quite good. You can eat well but its expensive. They are quite fat. There aren't nearly as many Muslims as I was expecting and hardly any black people. They do drink a lot and nightlife is violent, lots of police and fights in front of bars. English pubs are excellent and serve better quality and stored beer than anywhere I have been outside Belgium.
It rains frequently but not heavily and their houses are very well built. I like it here. It, and the people, have many flaws but at least they are obvious so you can stay away.
>>60480354
Why were you expecting black people? Youll only find them in london normally
>>60470782
#Notallmemes
>>60480354
Where are you from? Because this is a perfect description tbf
>>60480354
>>60480470
Also its very accurate, but the rain and fat people vary a lot on your location. The more north you go the more fat people and rain there are
>>60479792
A kettle is the metal thing though...to me at least.
The electrical device is called water-cooker here.
>Ah, german. So elegant.
most Germans are leftists filled with white guilt.
we really do drink a lot of beer ans eat a lot of sausages and meat in general.
>>60480742
>water-cooker
>>60480742
wat
>>60480742
>Water-cooker
What's that in German?
We have both types and we call them both kettles but the metal ones are usually referred to as just an 'old kettle', and they're not very popular, only my nana has one.
>>60470782
Germans are , as groups, rather keen in following rules and social expectations.
If you have loud music during the week after 22, you might get a visig from the police as someone called them due to the noise.
We work hard with brakes pre planned for the day and you better not slack off except for lack of material.
You are not paid to stand around.
>>60480875
They don't call it German efficiency for nothing it seems.
>>60480161
abba are based and that blonde piece was worth a good shagging in her youth
>>60480830
>>60480871
>>60480866
Wasserkocher. Water +cook and -er ending to show that its a male ghing doing it.
If you like you can also have the neutral Wasserkoch, which sounds like aperson who cooks water though or the female Wasserkocherin.
Only the male form is correct though.
Kettle implies more old fashioned metal stuff and less induction heating outside of machines.
I now realised that it sort of makes sense to call those things a kettle....still seems wrong.
A device to heat
J
>>60475651
I eat 30kg, good analysis btw
>>60480974
Has its good and bad sides.
I hate our political culture.
People seem unable to process the fact that two opposing oppinions can both be "right".
So mostly, in non collegial environments, there is fast front development.
See refuge shit.
Either you support it unquestioningly or you are a scared, close minded, dark german fascist.
Or if you are not against it , you are an enriching, terrorist enabling, culture and prideless leftie.
We could learn a bit from the british here instead of trying to "defeat" the ideological opposition as fast as possible.
But your EU discussions arent so nice either...
>>60479521
It reflects its pronunciation, unlike your archaic meme hieroglyph orthography
>>60481252
Yeah but the EU isn't so nice.
>>60479792
Most plywood boxes only have 120V power sockets while civilised countries typically use 240V, meaning it takes roughly double the time to heat an electric kettle in the U.S. making it very slow
Just imagine that for a second. Imagine having to wait upwards of five-six minutes (possibly even longer) just for a good warm cup of tea... Bloody mental that is. There's not many things that'll make me shed a tear for a y*nk but that'll do it
>>60481432
You don't pronounce the damn W though! Sounds so weird.
>>60481432
I don't know what must be wrong with your tongue to pronounce sandwich like that.
>>60481518
So if America had to enter the 21st century they would need to replace all their wiring and fuses as well as re-buying all of their electronics with updated features?
Jesus, but it is the current year and they are on the wrong side of history.
WAKE UP AMERICA!
>>60481432
English ortography makes no sense whatsoever, removing a letter from a few words doesn't really make a difference in my opinion.
>>60481460
Welllllll......EITHER you are a dirty, nationalistic,xenophobic,racist bigot who does not want to share our tremendous riches.....
OR you are a cucked, spineless, undemocratic natiom killer asshole that wants to lessen your internalised white/german guilt by spending other peoples money for shit that will bite us in the ass in the long run.
A bit hyperbole, but it basically cooks down to that.
Personally I like close coordination regatding economy and security but why do they have to do all this stupid shit when we should fix our banking and border troubles.
>>60481554 >>60470782
You still pronounce the W? My dialect in particular has done away with it, but I'm not sure if the whole country has.
>>60481667
We call it "Stulle".
But seriously, the Earl of Sandwich!
>>60481662
Me on the top.
>>60481432
Sammich sounds like something a child would say tb
>>60481644
It's hard to imagine what a better orthography for English would look like. If you tried to represent the way I speak in writing, it would look very different from the way a New Yorker's speech would be written out.
>>60481727
But your colonial responsabalatah!
A core eu would have been best, only cool countries allowed.
Scandies,uk,frenchies,italy,benelux,austria and us.
Maybe also spain, they are pretty cool.
Most importantly though, fucking functional eu votes!
I hqte all this secret backdoor stuff.
>>60481893
>A core eu would have been best, only cool countries allowed.
Rude.
>>60479792
>>60478825
>>60479882
Not sure if some of you seriously think this but most people have a metal kettle we heat on the stove. If you have a gas stove it heats faster than an electric element. If you microwave just straight water you can horribly burn yourself.
>>60470782
We all are asians, autistic and silent. Its all true, trust me, im a finn :^)
>>60481753
Thats why we have standard german and every hillbilly who writes as he talks is WRONG.
I am from the south and it costs a lot of work to get people from regions with heavy dialect to be able to write correctly.
>Speaking even more.
Best case scenario is being able to switch between the two.
Worst case having a shitty thung in between.
Thats how most german sub languages struggle, luckily people try to keep it alive.
>>60481956
Good job!
>>60481976
T.fenno swede
>>60481956
>If you have a gas stove it heats faster than an electric element
>>60481956
>but most people have a metal kettle we heat on the stove
savages
>If you have a gas stove it heats faster than an electric element
False, if you had 220V outlets. Since you have 110V it's probably true though.
>>60473780
I dunno senpai I've yet to meet more than a handful of people who were born&raised here that speaks biz-standard English
>>60481893
Yes I agree but here we are. It's a shame that people have tried to reform the EU countless times but it refuses to budge.
It could have been great.
>>60480742
We also have vedenkeitin
>vesi = water, veden = water's
>keitin = cooker/boiler
No need to be fancy with your language
>>60481753
Accurately representing pronounciation is pretty much impossible because of the diversity of the language, however it's still weird that English only uses 26 letters for about 44 phonemes. Also there are redundant letters like c which could be replaced with either s or k, which adds to the problem.
>>60481956
But I heat up my water in the kettle if I'm going to boil something on the oven top because the kettle is faster than gas.
>>60482118
So are you saying that all these are necessary? Every language has its flaws and quirks
>>60482095
Yeah....
Would you leave the UK if stuff gets worse?
I.e, stays in the EU , refugees for everyone?
>>60482098
Composita rock, as every sensible perskn can agree upon,
Also you can creat amazing new words!
>>60482118
>>60482168
Finnish and Hungarian are meme languages.
>>60481667
Yes we pronounce it like
>Sanwich
the d is pronounced but it's very suttle.
We're ugly and filled with pakis
>>60482168
We have the DACH group, consisting of Deuzschland Austria and Chweiz..there they constantly try to better formalise and update our spelling and grammar for all german speaking countries.
>>60482168
No, i was trying to say that English is pretty broken in this respect (although it definitely makes it unique).
The Hungarian alphabet has its set of problems as well (compound letters can often be a mess), but there isn't anything wrong with having a letter for each phoneme.
>>60482235
If I have kids when that happens for their sake yes, if I don't then I would like to have my last stand in the UK.
>>60482048
>>60482147
>But I heat up my water in the kettle if I'm going to boil something on the oven top because the kettle is faster than gas.
Well I suppose it's possible but most of our newer drivers have an oversized burner specifically for boiling water.
>>60482060
I'm going to blow your mind right now but we have a secondary 240v service for electric stove/ovens (the're garbage) and washer and dryers.
>>60482235
Not him but i would leave if my country just allowed what you're describing to happen, if no-one stood up and fought back then to me, my country is dead.
I actually am white
English - snobs and assholes.
The Americans are only able to consume more and more.
The French lost all his courage after Napoleon's death and now it is the most cowardly European nation after the Swedes.
The Germans - robots are afraid of Muslims, and continually repent for Hitler.
Canadians - it's mostly Ukrainians immigrants from the Soviet Union.
Irish - or mafia, or a funny drunk.
>>60482503
Russians: tryhards, and nutters.
>>60470782
We're very degenerate and uncultured
>>60482464
>>60482443
Actually thinking of moving to Norway.
There are some job offers flying around....
Thanks for answering, I just dislike these strong changes.
>>60482503
I think we should stop being sorry, after all you are not sorry for stalin.
On the other hand, you werent reeducated like us.
>>60482639
>Norway
I've always liked this country, and tbf it doesn't seem as bad as other Euro countries.
>>60482551
Lol. 51 state of usa.
>>60482639
make excuses only losers. Russian born only for the conquest and destruction of others.
We will be proud of every Russian conquest and each killed enemy.
>>60482734
Thats because ig is not in the EU.
Or was that a "continental" joke?
Liechenstein would also be nice, as its still skmewhat german...but they dknt allow many foreigners in.
They vote on individuals right to stay.
>>60482844
Heh, ok.
Like turks then.
>>60482844
Hurry up and kill the Turkroaches already.
>>60482596
I like how its acceptable to punch people.
Keeps dicks on their toes.
>>60482844
>Lol. 51 state of usa.
Nice maymay, can dish it out but you can't take it back.
>>60482884
Russian three hundred years in a row kill Turks. Like the Austrians, Poles, Czechs and other Eastern Slavs, which also destroyed the Turks.
This is national heritage.
>>60482861
Yes that's my point it's not EcUck. Also i do think they're just a nice country in terms of culture, history, language etc.
>>60482844
>We will be proud of every Russian conquest and each killed enemy.
Then why do you deny Katyn?
>>60483016
>Austrians.
>>60483073
or Holodomor or the bolshevik war and the following nkvd's great purge...
>>60483160
>>60483073
Poland bringing the heat.
We eat a lot of pasta, that's true
>>60470782
[spoiler] nice meme [spoiler]
>>60480586
I am from Austria but I live in Harrogate and work in Leeds.
