Cuck edition
>>60470062
First
/balt/ + /ausnz/~
>>60470062
>bernouts think throwing money at some central figure who is already crashing and burning is the way to fix the problem
pottery
>>60470075
oh fuck off
>>60470079
>>60470103
Cucked lol
Clinton secured the nomination today.
love him or hate him, bernie is putting up a great fight.
In 10 minutes the 7th will roll in and he will make his last stand against clinton
What's the deal with Florida?
Is it a meme?
arizona iced out boys
>>60470120
get fucked dickhead
Hi
Do Mexicans actually hate black people or is it just a /pol/ meme?
>>60470149
why would they hate themselves?
>>60470133
central florida is the best place on earth
>>60470133
Florida isn't a meme, it's just the state that has the most interesting stories.
Now Florida Man, that guy knows how to party.
>>60470133
send help
>>60470149
Everyone hates black people.
>>60470149
>>60470149
I've never met one so no.
Maybe they mean chicanos.
Lads what's a game with really good gunplay?
I want something where when you shoot someone, it actually feels like you hit them with a bullet instead of just having them soak it up until they die
Metro 2033 on Ranger mode is pretty good
Grand Theft Auto IV is good too
Left 4 Dead 2 is nice as well but none of the enemies shoot back (except the spitter I guess)
Any other games with gunplay along those lines?
I'd ask /v/ but they don't actually discuss videogames there.
>>60470165
>>60470179
does Florida have some sort of special freedumbs regarding journalism?
Those headlines are quite unique.
>>60470224
It's hard to generalize about Florida. It's our Australia.
what's this kraut think he's doing in my /cum/
take a hike, sausagenigger
>>60470218
The House of Dead II
>>60470218
Red Dead Redemption if you like GTA gunplay.
I love you guys
>>60470298
Already played Red Dead, though yeah, it was pretty good. I liked the limb damage it had, like if you shot someone in both of their legs they'd fall to their knees, or if you shot someone in the chest they'd fall over and start crawling away before ultimately bleeding out
>>60470320
I love you too
>>60470320
Frankly, I love you guys too.
All of you.
Gosh, what would I do without you guys?
:^)
>>60470320
ily too
>>60470358
>>60470360
>>60470372
You are my stars and my moon <3
>>60470128
I know Clinton will win but Bernie is exactly what they need, somebody who will actually try to take on the neoliberal cancer killing America.
>inb4 Trump
Trump is literally the kind of person America needs to be saved from. The irony of him saying he's going to take on the elite when he's one of them is laughable.
so hot /cum/-chan
gonna die...
>>60470273
Do you hate me just for making conversation?
![1465268324850[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/H1xKTLN.gif "1465268324850[1].gif")
>>60470358
>>60470390
he hates you for having a sexy Asian gf
btw, please post her
>>60470380
its unironically gonna rain all week until next sunday here
>>60470420
and 2 think this is just the beginning...
>>60470380
gonna be in the mid 90s here with 1000000% humidity starting friday. thank dog for air conditioning
>it's an "american provokes the german into spamming dirty chink feet" episode
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>60470425
not her, imposter. gf I'm referring to is brown skin master race
>>60470484
would you a boat?
>>60470420
>>60470445
the heat makes me go crazy /cum/-chan
i dont think i can contain it...!
>>60470380
Yep pretty hot
Maybe we should take our clothes off
>>60470513
hopefully it drives you to suicide you fuckin assclown
>>60470533
...when we dance
>>60470560
ok that's pretty fucking gross man
come on
>>60470560
no
>>60470560
I don't think I'll ever understand footfags desu
>>60470470
I wanted nudes of his gf, not generic model foot pictures
>>60470560
Just fucking kill yourself my dude.
>>60470535
im going to cum to ur house and buttfuck u
>>60470582
>>60470580
>>60470590
>>60470614
>>60470629
don't give me that look you stupid AKARIIIN bitch
>>60470641
the art of the deal
by Donald J Trump
embodied
>>60470626
I'll drive out to D*lta and dump you off the port tonight ya goof.
>>60470641
indians can't fight
mexicans can't fight
texans realized what was best for them at the time (if only they had been able to see the future)
>>60470702
TANZANIA
https://www.reddit.com/r/feet/comments/4mw02m/making_him_cum/
Check out this qt pie, l a d s
>>60470968
wew
>>60470968
her sandals are lewd
>>60470968
unf
>>60470968
Nice rack
it's too bad white blonde girls always have skin colored nipples
>>60470968
6/10
>>60470560
Too fucking dirty. Shimakaze is much nicer.
>>60470641
1848 second best year of my life
>>60470968
I wouldn't mind failing her class as long as she gets to teach me for another semester
>>60470224
o shit waddup
>one day off to switch between day shift and night shift
What do I do, /cum/? I think I'll stay up late tonight and sleep in tomorrow a bit then try not to fall asleep at work desu.
my gf hung up on me while I was talking
>>60471138
you about to get cucked boi
Have you heard of the Battle of New Orleans?
Aren't /cum/-mexicans the best mexicans on /int/, bois?
>>60471154
You're all pretty nice, if I'm honest.
>>60471154
Only when they post images of qt Mexican ladies
I wanna fuck this frog
>hoppy beers
I don't see the appeal
Thinking about dropping a summer class. Part of me wants to get it over with and part of me hates it with every fiber of my being.
>>60471154
yaa
>>60471149
IN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP
who / just 25 years old and still can't relate to millennial culture/ here?
>>60471138
Was it like an argument or was it just regular conversation?
what does fucking a male's asshole feel like?
>>60471277
like a female's asshole
>>60471277
Like a big golden retriever if i remember
wut ya luking at ya cunt luv?
>>60471230
Every single person who says they like IPAs is lying.
>>60471275
>>60471238
>>60471215
>>60471205
:3
>>60471329
I don't mind them, but they're kind of like the neckbeards of beer.
OH WHERE OH WHERE CAN MY BABY BE?
>>60471277
milky coins
>>60471100
>skin colored nipples
>blondes
my gf has pink ones desu.
>>60471232
stick it out m8. I'm in one now. Getting them done over the summer saves you from dealing with the class for longer regular semesters.
>>60471277
like a woman's asshole but hairier
also salty coins
>>60471154
Your pic just went straight into my tumblr
>>60471354
HOLD ME DARLING JUST A LITTLE WHILE
why do (shaved) male anuses look so much batter than female anuses, lads?
>>60471396
Because you're a gay, senpai.
>get tetanus shot
>arm hurts the next day
Would be better off with tetanus imo
how do I get weed
I literally have no idea how, I've only ever gotten it from friends at parties
anyone else get really bad gas from little caesars?
any other pizza pie and i'm just fine
lewd af fa m
>>60471454
>got my wisdom teeth removed 2 weeks ago
>still fucking hurts
>>60471482
do you have a friend that smokes weed? ask them to hook you up with their dealer
>>60471504
you can do that in mexico?
>>60471528
no i did it myself
just stick a knife in my mouth and that's it
:^)
>>60471522
I'm so awkward I'll look like a cop and then they'll shoot me
>>60471528
you can afford that in america?
>>60471372
Eh, I'm gonna drop it. I'm already taking another summer class.
I can do technical subjects, but core curriculum classes are intolerable.
>>60471547
dude, you will never get any weed if you think like that
>>60471570
my co-pay was $50, meds were $14
didn't even need the vicodin so i sold it for $30
>>60471607
how much d'you get from the tooth fairy?
>>60471648
mummy took me to mcdonalds afterwards
>>60471658
Are you BillyMC?
>>60471658
did she changey the diapey when you poopoo in diapey?
>>60471676
>>60471684
mummy let me have a mcflurry and see her panties in the car
>>60471547
Dealers can usually differentiate cops from awkward people that want to buy weed. They want to make the money as much as you want the bag. Just be casual you autist. It's just weed, it's not like you're doing some pablo escobar billion dollar cocaine transaction.
>>60471600
but I really want some weed
>>60471719
ill buy u some
>>60471744
Trudeau you have better things to be doing
I have a roach that's a few months old at least. You think it's still good?
neat, topsters is finally back
>>60471771
worst case scenario is you smoke it and don't get high
>>60471260
She was falling asleep and was disoriented the whole conversation. She was accusing me of not talking, which I wasn't, but only because she seemed to be brushing off everything I said. So she said "I'll let you go, since we have nothing to talk about" and I said okay, but then I changed my mind and said "wait, my love? love?" and said love about 5 times, and then she hung up. I wanted to talk a little more so we wouldn't hang up on semi-bad terms. I know shes just cranky though because shes sleepy, so it'll be all right
where's the dakka at?
>>60471771
I didn't know they lived that long.
>>60471942
>"wait, my love? love?"
>>60471994
>I didn't know they lived that long.
The fuckers can rven live a week without their heads before starving.
>>60471969
WTF IS THIS?
>>60471903
What's the worst that could happen?
>>60472052
religion of peace
>>60472025
for once, the fedora meme is finally used correctly
>>60471528
yeah
I got all 4 removed last january
12k pesos 3k each
fucking dentists
>>60471994
>>60472054
always wonder how bathsalts give the worst highs
>>60472052
Probably one of those gun/military shows they do in lebanon or saudi arabia or something
>>60472052
Presumably some irrelevant army getting their shit kicked in
>>60472081
>he hasnt smoked Bathsalts with the lads
baka, senpai
test
>>60472052
dakka of course
>>60472068
so I'm at virginia beach on vacation with family
going to be honest I'm a bit bored
the only fun thing I've done was that sitting at the beach I saw dolphins, so I swam out really far to try and see them closer. but it didn't work. maybe tomorrow I'll go out even farther, maybe I'll swim to gibraltar.
what's there to do otherwise here
>>60472110
dakka huh
I'm lonely lads. I just want cute girls to talk to. Why is that so hard to achieve? None of them want to talk to me because I eventually sperg out and tell them how I feel and then every thing gets awkward between us.
>>60472160
there's like 2 girls posting here right now, anon
>>60472101
did you pass?
>>60472172
ah yes, the timeless "girls are real" meme
a classic
>>60472173
Shut the fuck up.
>>60472160
Just be cool bro
That's the most honest advice I can give
>>60472172
only 2d girls are real silly
>>60472081
Mephedrone is an amphetamine, so I assume if you take too much you can induce psychosis.
>>60472173
He's either ban evading or testing a proxy, both of which are against the rules, so he should be reported
>>60472222
no, i thought i was banned but i wasn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDHTwXYJ9f4
>>60472235
Nice try, ban evading cancer
>>60472272
wat u say to me u son of basterd bitch?????
D E P O R T
>>60472285
meet me at the airport and ill run u over
>>60472172
I already fell in love with them.
>>60472199
>Just BEE cool
I'll try it. But what do I do when I want to ask them out? I always tell them that I like them as something more than a friend, but they always become distant afterwards.
For some reason after 11pm which is my usual bed time I don't feel like doing anything other than shitposting and browsing this shit site. I should be also watching a movie or doing something even minorly productive but I just can't do it for some reason.
>>60472295
*steals ur welfare and jobs*
>meet me at the airport and ill run u over
>>60472172
Lies
>>60472336
>>60472185
yeah, actually one of them post their legs
>>60472311
You have to force yourself.
Is this how normies really measure the bases?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4D0InGS0DU
im gonna check the mail haha
Canada just...why?
>>60472492
I'll tell you in a minute
>>60472554
aand?........
>>60472585
Just kidding
why is this not an epic /pol/ maymay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW27_Dypkgo
>>60472632
just kiddin !!
Hello
>>60472641
;_; farfour
>>60472713
>>60470445
Only 90S kids will remember
>>60470726
Fite me 1v1
>>60472820
I'd rather you keep your hands away from me please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7NBD40v5sE
>tfw no palwave waifu
>>60472359
*forces self upon you*
>>60472931
Pls be Sita Gupta
>>60472800
the 90s were better than every year after so far
>>60472768
this show is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_K2_0elIqs
*sings corny j-pop song from some anime show*
Ask a guy who spent the last half hour scouring /int/ threads for le vaping man to save and post to insult someone on another board anything.
>>60472976
Just what the fuck is going on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXHSCgSN5zg
>>60473033
why man
why do you do it?
>>60473033
Did you find him?
we wuz fur traders n shit.
>>60473078
we wuz pyramid builders and sheeit
made out with a guy
didn't like it
lol fucking fag
>>60473048
I'm "not" tired and his post began, "as an artist"
>>60473065
Only just now and I will use this warped version. Thanks.
made out with a guy
really like it
i wonder if he's thinking about me
>>60473035
>religion of peace
>>60473155
>Thanks
>>60473206
his eyes..... they're so scary.... like an abyss..
Like the eyes of the devil...
T3st
>>60473236
me on the left
>>60472641
poor fafour
>>60473048
>>60473065
I just posted it guys.
It was all worth it.
not a big fan of olives, tbqh
>>60473236
Me in brown skirt
im a good boy i dindu nuffin
unironically a big fan of anchovies on pizza, 2bphwu
burning up on DNP lads
Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
>>60473312
show me the post
>>60473478
>cutting with DNP in the summer
no shit
>>60473488
you disgust me
>>60473478
>DNP
haha just downloaded skyrim again lads! Now I'm going spend hours installing mods, fap once, then toss it in the trash once again.
someone just end me
>Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
>>60473506
play daggerfall isntead, lad
>>60473504
Perfect image, especially at night
>>60473494
Just found out about it a week ago and didn't feel like waiting until summer is over
Drinking tons of water seems to help though
really would like a philly cheese steak pizza add anchovies from domino's, if i'm to be honest with you
>>60473506
Daily reminder that Skyrim is a fucking state of retards who don't realize they're playing right into elves hand.
>>60473544
dont forget to take your vitamins and get electrolytes
enjoy the yellow cum
>>60473506
just watch BLACKED instead
>1463521226864.png
>>60473555
>dont forget to take your vitamins
shit I actually forgot to take my vitamin. Thank you
>>60473490
It's in a slow thread.
If anyone responds to or reacts to it, /cum/ will be first to know.
>>60473555
>enjoy the yellow cum
Haven't had this problem yet but I'm only on day 3
Taking multivitamins but I have no clue how to replenish electrolytes since I hate gatorade
Nice trips
WHO TF AWAKE?
SOUND OFF
>>60473570
>>60473591
You sound like a massive amateur and possible future statistic, lad. Get it together.
>>60473591
you will eventually
v8 or pedialyte for electrolytes
you can find v8 juice that's quite low on calories
>>60473591
>nice trips
thanks
Gotta keep the windows cranked open in this heat and the god damn neighbors won't stop hollering.
Pretty sure they're cracked out. Wish I l still lived in a rural area, this shit sucks.
>>60473622
I feel like real nigga hours should be moved to later in the evening, it's simply too easy as is
>>60473622
>>60473627
Amateur yeah but I did my research, haven't had bad sides yet other than the sweating and lethargy
>>60473628
Ahh I forgot about V8, thanks, it's tasty stuff and undoubtedly healthier than gatorade
No fucking honking in here
check the repeating digits
>>60473506
>playing a bethesda game
>>60473649
oh sure, and why dont we just move christmas to December 30th while we're at it
>>60473622
*smashes like button*
>>60473721
>Aqua
>>60473733
>>60473744
*tries to steal your dubs but fails miserably*
>>60473670
>check the repeating digits
>>60473721
suck my cock you stupid anime girl
>>60473744
How can a godess be used goods?
>>60472431
All but fifth
Should I just kill myself now?
