Cute frogs edition
bebi
>>60474465
can someone explain this meme to me please
I don't care about the collapse of the sowjet union.
>>60474465
>>60474487
>>60474465
>america attacks Ottawa in the East
>perfect opportunity for Western Canada to invade the Pacific North West and create The Greater Cascadian Prosperity Zone
a man can dream desu
anudda trump skandal (skandal is swedish for scandal)
Suck my dick /cum/
>>60474465
top cute
goodnight you fucking pieces of crap
>>60474487
Just babee urself
>>60474529
Goodnight bb ;)
>>60474445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiwEp5wBYwA
Feeling folksy today.
>tfw drunk for the 6th night in a row
>>60474512
I'll see you all hung by your lumberjack shoelaces
>>60474540
So is Hillary president now? I'm confused. And isthe elction for the US only or for the UK too?
>>60474603
>And isthe elction for the US only or for the UK too?
>>60474567
you could just stop buying boosh
>>60474603
Yes.
>>60474539
Tell me about Asturias.
Why are they White?
>>60474603
It's for the whole world desu.
Soon the most powerful person will be one who bleeds between the legs every month.
Is there anybody more beautiful than Xinyuan Zhang desu
>>60474707
too many to list
>>60474630
>NEVER EVER
>>60474724
Walk on faggot
>>60474653
We got mad after 2 years of living with Muslims.
>>60474603
i don't follow the U.S politics right now
Whats going on, right now? is it a presidential race? why am i only hearing about trump and hillay? and where's bernie?
>>60474795
is this the inspiration for the movie 300?
>>60474706
I doubt she does that anymore :^)
>>60474795
Just read about this battle, fucking bad ass
>>60474960
I didn't realize she was so old. Damn. Yuck. The blood's all dried up at this point.
>>60474932
Nah, that's the Battle of Thermopylae.
>>60475005
Yup. Seven years older than Merkel.
>>60474892
>and where's bernie
catching some ZZZ's
>>60475140
wew. I thought she was a little younger than her. That's fucked up.
>>60475113
My attempt at humor has failed epically.
>>60475140
Really though, I don't think she's so bad. Yes, she has some dodgy stuff in her past. But overall she has been a decent politician. I think she will be a pretty good president. Strong.
I'm really scared if Trump wins, his lack of committment to NATO is very spooky. He would weaken the west as a whole with his isolationist policies.
>>60475433
>I'm really scared if Trump wins, his lack of committment to NATO is very spooky. He would weaken the west as a whole with his isolationist policies.
>>60474445
I am watching a documentary ongerman tv about protesters against trump.
Why do illegal immigrants without papers feel entiteled to yell "raycist" and protest when they dont want to be a part of the country they live in?
>>60475433
She lacks attention to detail. For example, the email thing; it's kind of a silly thing to be indicted for. I believe she (or her advisors) had to be reminded several times that sending classified documents over third-party email services is a violation of federal law and state department protocols.
>>60475626
They'd get papers if they could, but murrica is full
>>60475673
Well the pedro they interviewed was pretty proud to have no papers.
"I am illegal and proud! I am human!"
>>60475748
probably just that he hates being put down as subhuman or some shit (which he is desu). idk.
anyway it's sleep time, guten nacht hans
Oh say can you see
>>60475626
>Why do illegal immigrants without papers feel entiteled to yell "raycist" and protest
They're backed into a corner with the recent media attention on illegal immigration. They're not acting rationally, but I don't expect that anyone in their position would.
>when they dont want to be a part of the country they live in?
Being a citizen isn't as simple as applying for citizenship. Give them the benefit of the doubt; maybe they want to but can't.
>>60475814
>>/brit/ is that way
>>60475782
spokoynoy nochi
>>60474707
wang wang zang?
>>60475814
What am I looking at
who up
>>60476034
Back again.
>>60475835
This is literal cuckposting. Even if they want to, they don't deserve to.
Veneno = Poison
Veneno = Venon
That's fucked up, because those are two different things. In my language we don't care.
>>60476323
By what criteria? And don't say the law; I mean the ethical criteria that (ostensibly) dictate the law. If they're hardworking and conservative, I have no problem with them.
>>60476376
Don't even know what Venon is lad.
>>60476412
Ill explain a bit later.
Do you like South African music? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krHSkr9Owmk
>>60476557
Sure, okay. I'm probably heading to bed though.
>>60476614
Ok maybe tomorrow then. Nn.
>>60476653
You the English teacher or the student?
w/e
Nn
ded
Should I rewatch LotR? I saw it when I was around twelve but I don't remember caring for it that much. A lot of things were lost on me when I watched it.
>>60477368
They're great movies
Lightning of the beacons GOAT scene
>>60476688
Everyone here is either one or the other. I'm the only Taiwan flag that posts in /cum/ though.
Btw the reason the Mexicans don't deserve citizenship is because that would be inherently unfair. There are people all over the world who want to come here, but for geographic reasons, Mexicans are the biggest group. We can't let everyone in this category into the country because it would fuck shit up. You need to ask yourself, why are we giving Mexicans this privilege? Do they deserve it more than Indonesians, South Africans, etc?
Moreover, the idea that one can just come to America and become American without following any of our legal processes is very arrogant. I don't believe that they should be rewarded for breaking our laws.
So in my opinion, no they don't have any right to be here. They are subverting our legal system and cutting the line. I understand the temptation to hop the fence, but that doesn't make their actions valid.
>>60477627
Pretty true.
It feels like we're having similar stuff with our refugees, though they don't get the citizensship, yet it feels like they'd get treated better if they are muzzies, because they are a visable minority. I mean there's war in the eastern ukraine, yet I never met anyone clapping for them, or demanding orthodox holidays to be celebrated. I mean, that's just how it feels, I guess they might get treated the same, but that's something that pisses me off.
They will pay for it
>>60478559
Yes good point. I guess nobody even thinks about it since they are perceived as being culturally similar, or at least more so than Muslims.
hehehehe
Hello friends
Does anyone have that picture where you see two rallies being compared, one where trump is talking with white people in suits behind him and then on the other picture there is one of a sanders rally with uninterested kids in the background
I need it for something
>>60479352
This image makes me feel happy.
>>60479352
When memes actually ruin a candidate for me.
I hate each candidate now because of their fanbase, but Shillary and her old bird 40 year ignorant fucking fanbase takes motherfucking number one fucking place.
>>60480394
>I hate each candidate now because of their fanbase
Stop this
Each candidate has an army of faggots who are insufferable for their own reasons, just ignore them and decide who the best leader would be
>>60480394
>animu
Why do people make fools of theirselves like this?
>>60480895
You got me but it's mildly amusing. Also all that "cute" anime is the most insufferable.
>>60480394
Weaboo belong on a bloody rope
>>60481003
Shit forgot picture.
fuck canadians
>>60481003
I don't watch stuff like that in general. I watched Heidi as a child, because it was and still is extremly popular here, but that's about it. I agree, this Umaru and things like that aren't made for grown men and I can't understand how you could enjoy it.
Each his own though I mean I don't have to watch it.
"But why this term "America" has become representative as the name of these United States at home and abroad is past recall. Samuel Butler fitted us with a good name. He called us Usonians, and our Nation of combined States, Usonia."
–Frank Lloyd Wright on Architecture: Selected Writings 1894–1940, p. 100.
>Frank Lloyd Wright
bwahaha
where should i go today lads
>>60481875
>Usonia
I wish we had a better identity but dude gross
>>60482003
To the gym
>ywn live in US
>>60482018
no, im too alpha for the gym
>>60482031
Not true my friend. If you get an education in an actual useful field, we'll poach you like we do with tons of useful immigrants.
We have our lower class quota filled by mexico though, so if you're not valuable then fuck off because we're full.
Love you long time though
>>60482097
>implying I can get a good education here
>>60482130
Then your best realistic chance is to marry an American.
>>60474445
join us on teamspeak for international bantz
austs1.gameservers.com:9123
austs1.gameservers.com:9123
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>join us on teamspeak
>fedora posting
>/brit memeing
>>60474519
rude
finnish posters in /cum/ used to be nice
>>60474540
I've been drinking every night for a couple weeks now. Should I be worried? When do I start getting the shakes?
>>60476562
D E G E N A R A C Y
>it's a lightweights talk about their harrowing alcohol abuse because they think its cool episode
Other people are not the solution to my problems.
Other people ARE my problems
>>60482786
Alcohol physically isn't that bad for a few days months years. It's the habit that gets you. You'll need it soon, it won't be a thing until it is a necessity. You'll never notice the shakes until you stop.
Did we all go ts? good good.
>>60482951
Shit, should I just cut back? I can function fine during the day.
Today I learned Afghanistan is on the other side of Iran
So at one point we had the Iranians boxed in
What happens when we run out of shitholes to cheaply manufacture things?
>One (1) life
>Spending it like this
>Being this person
ugh retards anime iS GOoD
>>60474795
>11 survivors
>still manages to be a decisive victory
Good god, that must have been some crazy shit. Deus vult etc.
>>60475629
This always kills me how she tries to play it off as nothing. Literally any lower level government official would have been canned for shit like that. Even non-classified official business being sent 3rd party would have been grounds for termination. Sauce: my dad has worked for the US gov. longer than Hillary.
Morning cum
/cum/, I'm supposed to have a job interview over the phone at 10, but it's 10:05 now. When should I go ahead and call in? I'm thinking 15 minutes.
I'm eating candy
FOR BREAKFAST
>>60482721
I am so sorry you have to see this.
>>60480394
>I hate each candidate now because of their fanbase
thats so stupid i actually believe you're telling the truth
do everybody a favor and don't vote
>>60484595
me too
what kind are you eating
>>60484959
sour patch kids
>>60484996
nice im eating 2 packets of spongebob gummies, beef jerky, and 2 6 inch~ sausage links with water
>>60485033
I have a salad with my sour patch kids, also come cake and pretzels.
Truly the breakfast of champions
>>60485071
ew pretzels
unless it's filled with cheese and warm with salt on top get OUT
>>60474795
300 vs.187000
Holyfuck that is badass
Respect spainbro
>>60479352
For science
>>60474795
SPAIN'D
>>60485167
ok
bye
TIME TO GO ASK THE BOSS FOR GUARANTIED PROMOTIONS.
>>60485310
PROMOTION?
WHAT FOR?
>it's only 62 out
post beanies
>tfw 79 out
so cozy
if only it wasn't 90% humidity
>31 today
>21 right now
>humid all night
this kills the canuck
>>60487029
CHI
My mom kept telling me to learn French. I learned Spanish instead. I realize now that she was just being racist and didn't want me to learn a language dirty spics speak
>>60487893
thx
Who /voted/ here?
>>60474465
>>60474487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03kJ0bn9nfg
>~27C on the weekend
>15C right now
WEW
>>60488355
I forgot.
It's okay though b/c Trump won
>>60488997
he's running unopposed now, isn't he?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ6rfxoEFI4
I wish we had a man like Farage.
>>60489032
In the Republican primaries yes. In the general he has Shillary, the final boss and only thing standing between him and his rightful throne.
>>60489065
>I wish we had a man like Farage.
Seems like the brit equivalent of a Trump
>>60489248
Shilliary barely won against Bernie from what I understand. But it sounds like he hasn't dropped out yet.
Your elections drag on so long, it must be exhausting.
>tfw got selected for interning in some finance simulation thing i have no clue about the working of
>>60489524
SUPERDELEGATES
Is the Sanders butthurt going to come in full swing tonight or at the convention?
>>60490073
At the convention.
There's still a distant possibility that some of the superdelegates change their vote, but we all know that's really not going to happen.
>>60489987
There's an NDP MP up here who very recently announced in Parliament she's campaigning for Bernie Sanders.... for some reason. She posted a photo of herself with a feel the bern shirt.
Since he basically lost already I'm not sure why she's just now starting to talk about him, or why as a Canadian politician she's spending time advertising for an American candidate.
Guys for some reason my account has been given a week free membership to the game
dope
>>60490224
Maybe she feels like it will give her cred with the wave of expats that come once Trump stumps the rest of the country.
Every day is the same
Why is there so much cheap american real estate?
Am i just used to fucked up Canadian house prices?
I'm seeing all these houses for 150k and less almost everywhere in the US on Zillow, and I can't wrap my head around it.
>>60490624
she's an east coast NDP so it's probably just because she's retarded desu
>>60490655
same
>>60490720
>Why is there so much cheap american real estate?
some of it is probably because of their housing market crash. ours should have also crashed but the bank of Canada keeps lowering interest rates and making the prices worse to try and prevent the housing bubble from popping. also so China can keep raping Vancouver.
Yo nigga I got dat vitamin fortified and calcium enriched weed wit all natural ingredients. 15% of the profits go to helping blind kids. Get at me
>>60490720
Get some jagpals in your neigbourhood, property prices will go crashing down
My stomach hurts so fucking much
>tfw you go to the beach alone and a bunch of giggling teenagers sit next to you
Is there anywhere in the world where I can be the only guy on the beach lads
>lads
>My stomach hurts so fucking much
>>60491339
go to a doctor
AMERICA
>>60491339
>fuck my face
ok
>>60491472
America
>>60491339
deine mutter ist schwul
>>60491472
>>60491513
fuck yeah?
>>60491339
maybe you have herpes virus and it infected your eye as well
>>60491576
try a different hospital/ ask for a different doctor
you can pick your doctor here, many hospitals apparently get requests to get treated by specific races even since women apparently don't want to be touched by brown guy kek.
>>60491677
are you the german guy with a chinese soul?
>Skyrim remastering to be announced at E3
Fuck Skyrim it should be fucking Oblivion
>>60491677
well all we can do now is wait and hope you that do indeed have some kind of life threatening illness
>>60491762
this
>>60491800
>why are insects with microscopic brains retarded
>chinese traditional medicine
are you severely autistic by any chance
>>60491800
>yes
haha i hope you die you fucking loser
>>60491756
It's just a rumor
Also fuck oblivion, remake Daggerfall
>>60492008
he's a chinaboo shit poster that posts disgusting feet and ugly asian girls all the time
he's hated by 90% of people here
wtf is wrong with my cock? It's hard to see but there's a lump on the side. You'd probably get a better feel for it if you put my cock in your mouth and licked the area with a bump. What the hell is that, should I be concerned?
>>60492165
that sounds like a classic case of dicklumpitis to me. the only known cure is to have sex with a cheese grater
I want to dip my balls into a dirty puerto rican's mouth
Just found out my ancestors were Barbadian immigrants
>>60492399
I'm a long-legged, pissed off Puerto Rican
>>60492470
HOLY SHIT
>>60492394
She also loves hot sauce, and carries some around with her.
https://youtu.be/6QFRTZ4JEWA
good morning /cum/bois
The idea of a Portugese Louisiana gets me sexually excited
>>60492594
I dodged that bullet. Thank fuck.
>>60492543
go back to bed
Why are Canadians so cute :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrhcQfbjBPk
>tfw no qt 3.14 trump-loving jap gf
Picking up my gf from school
big nigga SLAM
im a real nigga fuck wit me
ran off on da plug TWICE
>>60491756
make it multiplayer pls
I fucking hated TESO
sleepy time
>>60474512
>Can't even instigate war in his imagination
God, damn how spineless is your society getting. You pathetic cucks make me sick.
I would like to have sex with the frog.
If you were to throw something what would you say?
chunk?
or
chuck?
>>60494436
chuck
chunk doesn't make any sense
>>60494436
Why would anyone say chunk
>>60494477
People in Texas say chunk.
>>60494517
fuck off retard
>>60494517
I want to fuck the you?
Haha Deutsche sprache...
Give me your energy /cum/ I have to complete this set
>>60494436
If you were to greet someone what would you say?
what's up?
or
what's gucci, my nigga?
>>60494672
the latter
Will my English improve if I lurk and post here?
>>60494658
I have negative energy.
>>60493799
there's already some multiplayer mod for skyrim, not sure how well it works.
>>60494672
sup, dude! Shaka brah!
>>60494841
yeah
gud morning /cum/-chan
>>60495144
morning, senpai
>>60495144
good morning FAGGOT
Reply to this post if your here right now pleassr
>>60495263
I just go to work, but I'll be here in spirit
>>six zero four nine five two six three
hey
>>60495144
Good morning
>>60491310
Who are you quoting?
>Who are you quoting?
We should return to a nomadic lifestyle. That was how man was intended to live.
Canadian pls quote this.
>>60495528
I agree
I have big juic e willy you wanna succ some juic e meaty flesh my faggot? u wanna Hing.. ahooGA
>We should return to a nomadic lifestyle. That was how man was intended to live.
>I agree
Do asians have souls?
>>60495892
yes
>>60495892
no
>>60495892
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110512194520AAqfAAH
>tfw no superior race to come enlighten whites
>>60495959
>they thrive to survive and have quality of life just like humans do
zozzles
>>60495959
>yes Source(s): horticulturist
I want Trump to win, fuck hilary.
>Chicanos
want went wrong
>>60496191
can not stump
>>60479352
wew
>>60496296
Chicanos > muzzies
>USA won't win American Cup in your lifetime
Feels bad man, americans are nice compared to subhuman mexicans in sports.
>>60496439
I wholeheartedly agree but still
>>60496439
not in america
>>60495144
I'm sleepying
WTB a gf
>>60496669
selling gf 1k ea
:(
>>60496296
>you will never send all chicanos to concentration camps
>>60496826
That's what you get for sucking dick, lad.
>>60496857
IKTF
>>60496826
what happened
>>60496924
>>60496939
got a wrench dropped on my face, i lied when i told you i was sucking dick, i don't do that, that's gay
>>60496191
Never ever.
>>60494886
>>60495101
Which answer is true?
>>60497002
Yeah that's what my dad always told me when I saw my mom looking like that after I came home from school. "I dropped a wrench on her face."
>>60497051
probably
>>60497051
Man kann hier schon einiges lernen, aber im Moment ist hier relativ viel shitposting. Du musst wenn du was wissen willst einfach fragen.
