"When are you graduating anon?"
Soe becoming a doctor? I thought she was an artist.
>>60466404
She was before James ruined her.
>actually falling for the 4 year jew
meanwhile I'm working in construction, making great money, working outside and getting exercise.
>>60466371
When I start a degree which is never because I'm not falling for the uni meme.
>>60466430
Yeah but where will you be in 20 years?
Still working physically when your body is getting tired?
>>60466487
I'll probably be a foreman or something
definitely better than losing my vision from staring at a computer screen all day in an office
>>60466706
>definitely better than losing my vision from staring at a computer screen all day in an office
That doesn't negatively impact your vision though
"Sitting in an office" is pretty comfy btw. Literally making bank doing fuck all, barely working 10 hours of ACTUAL work a week
>mfw school and wagecucks
>>60466785
This.
>TFW no money
>TFW no friends
>TFW no gf
>TFW parents keep calling me a worthless parasite and threatening to kick me out every week
>TFW all i do is post on 4chan and masturbate to lolis
>TFW my sleep schedule is beyond fucked up
>TFW i'm fat and my brain as well as muscles have atrophied due to never using it
>TFW i'll probably commit suicide by 30 because i have no social skills or work experience
WAGEKEKS BTFO
NEET MASTER RACE HERE
If everything goes as planed in 6 years
mfw already sick of uni
>>60466371
1.5 years
i'll be a doctor and bitches will fall on my feet (or that's what i like to think)
>>60466742
sitting for more than 10 hours a day is literally linked to asscancer, anon
staring at an object at a fixed distance from your face causes blindness (doesn't have to be a screen, could just as easily be a book or whatever)
>>60466706
>definitely better than losing my vision from staring at a computer screen all day in an office
>using this lie to justify not being a white collar
also
>implying you aren't already staring at one for the purpose of entertainment
I hope you remember using proper eye protection in your work space, being exposed to glaring sunlight for a long time basically give you the same effect as working in front of a screen all day if not worse.
>>60466371
>tfw on my 3rd year of community college
>gonna be starting my fourth if I don't get at least a C on my Bio final this Wednesday
>even if I pass I still have 2 years of big boy school left, which I'll have to take out stupid loans for
>>60466936
>asscancer
#justbluecollarthings
>>60466958
>Community College
>You still pay for it
Care to explain?
>>60466936
>sitting for more than 10 hours a day is literally linked to asscancer, anon
You don't sit for that long.
A working day is 8 hours usually and you can get up and walk around or take breaks.
You can also go to the gym after work, not tired from your physical job all day.
>staring at an object at a fixed distance from your face causes blindness (doesn't have to be a screen, could just as easily be a book or whatever)
There is no evidence to suggest this is the case, unless you're overly straining your eyes by looking at small font or something.
>>60466430
Yep old school jobs are more and more popular here too.
Too many people do long intellectual studies, which give them no job no money no nothing.
Psychology, art, history, sociology ... It's interesting but fucking worthless.
I'm doing cooking, hopefully it works out. Decently paid, lots of perspectives in life such as opening a restaurant, enjoyable (for me), quite useful life skill too.
It's also a prestigious thing to be a great chef imo. Honestly i think its a worthwhile goal.
Good luck building things anon !
I'm getting out in december with two degrees. Thank god. Whoever coined the "college is the best time" meme never studied anything serious.
>>60467005
things cost money in countries where people actually have money, Pedro
>>60467005
>>60467047
It's ridiculously cheap though.
And it's pretty much free with Pell Grants
>>60466371
In a year, Soe. Can we be together then?
>>60467047
>>60467059
How cheap? Mine costs minus $5400 or 300 US
>>60467047
>Whoever coined the "college is the best time" meme never studied anything serious.
this and they are not a madman like you who do double degrees.
I would kill myself if I took law and any other degree at the same time, even business.
>>60467059
>>60467005
BOG waiver pays for it actually
>>60467005
Misnomer. You still pay but it's a shit ton cheaper than regular university. Typically around $700 a semester if you're pay in state tuition. You take you're general ed classes and if all goes right, you're out by two years and you transfer to a real university.
>>60467047
>Whoever coined the "college is the best time" meme never studied anything serious.
Compared to working a legit job in the real world?
College is a walk in the fucking park. If you're struggling STUDYING, oh boy. Good luck with your career...
College should NOT be difficult at all, if it is, you're fucked up
>>60466958
You're doing it wrong then. My CC had an electrical engineering associates program which is ABET accredited. I'm going to graduate in one more semester and I'll be eligible for loads of electrical technician jobs. A friend of my in the same program just got hired to a company to assist in designing high voltage transformers and rectifiers. $45k/year starting. Some graduates are now making six figures. There are a few companies I will be putting in applications to shortly. Best thing is a lot of companies will pay for you to finish your bachelors if you stick with them for a few years.
I will graduate debt free and can potentially complete my undergrad with zero debt as well. I feel like I broke the system.
I know not all community colleges have good technical programs but I'd get in on that shit if yours does. Even if you want to get a different degree later the right associates degree can pay the bills.
But look at the programs in your area and the job opportunities as well before deciding.
>>60467162
t. gender studies major
>>60467162
I'm not struggling studying faggot, I have a double major in CS and mathematics and a 3.6 GPA (average at my school is somewhere around a 3.0, we have less grade inflation). The time investment required to keep up with a full load of math classes + CS projects is pretty large and I lose a lot of sleep. Work will be a fucking breeze compared to this.
>>60467162
>College should NOT be difficult at all, if it is, you're fucked up
t. liberal arts major
>>60467162
God damn are you that construction guy still trying to prove something? I'm not that guy you replied to, but I have worked 20 hour shifts in hospitals digging through literal human shit and moving 500 lb from room to room. I find earning a STEM degree just as stressful. It's not easy work you condescending cunt
>>60467308
R A R E F L A G
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>>60467317
500 lb people**
>>60467308
not that aspie canuck, but I took chemistry because it sounded interesting and got 94. dunno why it was so difficult for everyone else.
>>60466371
In the year 2000.
>>60467162
Spoken like someone who's never worked a day in his life. Work is a lot more streamlined than school and you have a full eight hour day five days a week to get shit done. Yeah there can be tight deadlines sometimes but overall it is easier to manage because the work load isn't as parallelized as college and it's distributed among more people.
>>60467379
>I got a 94 in freshman chemistry
this is ok bait.
>>60467188
A lot of stemfags go to my school, so there must be something similar here. I stink at that stuff though. I'm majoring in English. Worthless, I know, but better than nothing. Honestly, I'm just doing it because it's expected of me. I learn languages in my spare time and I'm hoping that'll lead to a job somewhere down the line.
probably in 2 more years, if I dedicaye myself (wich I wont, 1.5 yeras)
then looking to study a master, preferably in europe
>>60467268
>>60467273
>>60467308
>>60467317
>>60467408
NAH you fucking retards.
I'm talking about an actual workplace where you need to get ahead and climb the ladder and it's hectic and cutthroat as fuck.
Compared to College where all you do is network, study a little bit for your easy as fuck undergrad classes AND suck your professors dick and flirt with them to get your shitty 3.5 gpa it's not even comparable.
>>60467561
Maybe you just work for a shitty company. Perhaps your job might be outsourced to Pajeet?
>>60467561
so what are you? A cutthroat Wall Street businessman? Get real bud. Nice bait though. Canada can beat out Australia at this point with shit posting
>>60467640
>Hectic and cutthroat
>Job outsourced to Pajeet
What kind of cutthroat job do you think gets outsourced to Pajeet you stupid fuck?
>>60467645
>so what are you? A cutthroat Wall Street businessman?
Something along those lines
>>60467677
If you're going to be a dick at least brag about what EXACTLY you do. God damn, teasing everyone with this "I'm a fucking badass" stuff and not even specifying what it is.
>>60467721
Midsized PE firm
>>60467561
>flirt with them
something tells me you iddnt study a real career
>>60467736
Lmao midsized penis enlargement firm?
>>60467747
Private Equity firm, you stupid fucking NEET
>>60467677
I think whatever company you work for is being downsized to save money and what you consider "cutthroat competition" is you just kissing ass as much as possible try to save your ass from being fired.
>>60467736
hahaha premature ejaculations firm
>>60467760
Nice sense of humor you autistic retard
>>60467736
Pajeet Employment Firm?
Next month inshallah
>>60467162
Working is a much better experience. I actually feel like I'm getting something done and being rewarded for it. Uni is just wasting your will and energy doing useless things so you can finally get that piece of paper you need.
>>60467797
>I actually feel like I'm getting something done and being rewarded for it. Uni is just wasting your will and energy doing useless things so you can finally get that piece of paper you need
Yeah I agree but college is far more relaxing and easygoing.
Question for amerifats, what's this whole deal with STEM? "Science, technology, engineering, and mathematics"
If you ask me, there are at least a couple of things there that are completely and utterly irrelevant compared to the other two. Why put it all together? So that computer programming neckbeards can feel as important as actual scientists?
Dropped out of Community College and embraced the NEET life desu.
>>60467834
>Why put it all together? So that computer programming neckbeards can feel as important as actual scientists?
Ding, ding, ding.
>>60467736
Well, I can't really banter you anymore. We're both alien to each other. You got the skills to take out competitors. I got the skills to not get taken out by a raving, drugged up psych patient.
I thought you were puffing hot air, but it does sound like tough work. As long as your work doesn't fuck over innocent people I respect it. Good luck with the competition mane
>>60467894
Not trying to claim anything is better than anything else but really college IS much easier and simpler than working even your first career job.
Hell it's easier than going through multiple stages of interviews and sweating bullets through it all.
>I got the skills to not get taken out by a raving, drugged up psych patient
Medschool and whatever postgrad nurses study is far easier than actually working as it and taking care of people in extreme pain who need treatment too.
>>60467834
B-but we a-are computer scientists...
>>60467834
a significant portion of americans/canadians are afraid of math and science because they assume you are born rather than git gud at it.
so they invented that phrase to discourage people from studying queer literature studies or other useless degrees.
>>60467968
I agree with that. It's much easier to read about psych in a book than talking to a suicidal irl.
Is working at a PE firm what you want to do? Or do you see it as a stepping stone for something else? What's the environment like at work? I mean, I know I'm biased in healthcare but I can't draw a good picture in my mind of a workplace where everyone is trying to rip each other apart, while still functioning as a unit. It sounds pretty fascinating actually. A struggle where everyone has to smile. Also, are men the more competitive ones out there? Are the women typically softer and less competitive?
>>60468064
>>60468076
>Also, are men the more competitive ones out there? Are the women typically softer and less competitive?
Women are pretty much non-existent in Finance, but there are some real hardworkers and go-getters out there.
Working in Finance is really all about the money, no one wants to work in it long term, you're there to make money and then leave it entirely.
>>60467736
are you that anon who didn't go to college?
i need some career paths, just graduated with a biology degree and depressed that i really don't have anything i'd want to do other than more school.
>>60468129
>are you that anon who didn't go to college?
No
>i need some career paths, just graduated with a biology degree and depressed that i really don't have anything i'd want to do other than more school
It's quite hard to leverage a lone biology degree
>>60468069
>so they invented that phrase to discourage people from studying queer literature studies or other useless degrees.
I guess it's reasonable to want people study computer science (lol) instead of some bullshit humanities degree, but still...
As an actual biotechnologist, i feel disrespected when i'm put together with those dipshits.
>>60466371
3 more years. Masters take time.
>MFW it's all payed for by the government
God I love being Scottish.
>>60467834
>the M doesn't stand for medicine
you learn something every day
>>60468124
Planning on early retirement?
>>60468151
yeah. i'm pretty good at generating scientific research, IE researching and theorizing technical things and somewhat capable of holding conversations with world-class scientists.
i'm pretty well rounded though in economics, history, politics, social science etc. though and thought about trying to get into some kinda analyst position.
btw what do you do at your firm and how did you land your job?
>>60467736
>>60467561
You have nobody to blame for this. Many of my friends get their first taste of the financial sectors during their summer internship in uni-years and decide to call it quits because they have a slight experience of the work environment.
There are some who embrace the unstable hours, big bucks and backstabbings but you would have to be a fool to get into something without fully understanding it first.
>>60468203
every masters degree is paid for though. in all countries.
>>60468198
yeah pretty much,.
>>60468203
arent people usually paid to study a master?
or is only doctorate?
>>60468203
>payed for by the government
You talk as if getting a 100% scholarship for a master's degree was hard or something
>>60468069
>literature
>queer
>>60468418
>getting a degree in order to write pretentious nonsense that literally has no meaning to it
don't blame us because you chose the wrong major anon.
>>60468511
>meaning
Meaning is a spook, Anon.
>>60468620
it seems you're from /lit/ can you give a /lit/core list of books?
>>60466371
the fuck bitch?
two years ago actually.
why am i in the uni library?
how did i get here?
wanna grab a coffee and sit outside chatting a bit?
I will graduate this year. If I don't fail my final work, of course.
I'm going crazy. I'm flipping my shit out.
Not because it is hard. It is impossible to put my mind to it and dedicate myself, because I don't want to work on this subject anyway.
There are only a more couple of months to go but all I want to do is rot in 4chan.
>>60469271
>but all I want to do is rot in 4chan.
I feel you bro
I feel you
Who else /fullridescholarshipforacademicreasons/ here?
>>60469433
>not having your parents pay for your tuition
>>60469524
By getting a scholarship I can have them pay for other things for me with their money.
>>60469595
ARGHHHH DELET THAT HAROLD
>>60469233
Read the sticky
>>60466371
My last graduation (LL.M. tax law & estate planning) was 10 years ago.
My second to last (J.D. -- law) was about 5 years before that.
First university graduation (classics/archaeology) was several years before that..
>>60469233
What, this?
>>60470402
i couldnt get through 100 pages of infinite jest without wanting to sudoku
>>60466371
HA! college are for lazy retards, bitch.
>>60470559
Try Barth. One paragraph = guaranteed sudoku. To my sensibilities, it's just a bunch of inside/personal references that only a professional literary critic, or maybe some kind of savant, can truly crack.
>>60469433
I can't get one since I'm not a blind paraplegic nigger
>>60470402
nice, thanks
>just finished my STEM bachelor
>joining navy in september because why not
join army because I hated school growing up
>anon you're a disgrace
>anon you couldn't go to school because you're just stupid
>anon you're a failure
>go on facebook to look at old people I went to school with
>MUH BERNIE
>MUH FREE HEALTHCARE
>MUH FREE EDUCATION
>MUH EQUAL DISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH
>Look at Army
>Get healthcare on taxpayer dime
>Get education and benefits on tax payer dime
>Get housing on taxpayer dime
>Get payed to workout on taxpayer dime
Trump 2016
Fuck man. The world works in mysterious ways.
>>60472792
Is it worth getting shot at just to get free community college?
I've considered joining the Navy for a while mind you
>>60466371
WHO NEEDS A DEGREE WHEN I HAVE A BIG PENIS:D
>>60473037
Well, it's not really scary. We all have to die one day. People bullshit about not being afraid of dying. Whoever says they aren't afraid is lying or stupid. It's accepting your fears, fate and letting go that puts things into perspective and allows you to function how a soldier's supposed to. But I'd only recommend it if you're young.
>tfw killing self soon
>>60473140
I don't mind being a soldier, actually I'm really interested in it. I wanted to be a combat corpsman.
I'm just skeptical about the benefits since people complain about coming home and not being able to find a job or afford college
>>60469271
I feel you, I'm doing some shitty papers this semester and it's just so hard to sit down and get shit done with them.
But it's the last week of my second to last semester before study leave and all I have to do is pass, the rest of my grades will carry me if i pass.
>>60472792
yeah you guys seem to have good options for young people. canada has pretty hard/high recruitment because most who join do it as a career and there aren't many who join.
i kinda wish my parents immigrated to the US so I could join the seals and like special ops in the south china sea and so-on.
>>60473197
Yeah that happens. But the VA and Fed's do try their best. You see a few guys slip through the cracks(because there are a lot of guys that get a short end of the stick). But the American people will always been good to you. So you have to be good to them, and allow them to try and help you.
>>60473384
Our guys go on crazy missions all the time. I thought most countries did, but it turns out we've been breaking a lot rules on warfare. The raid on the Pakistan compound where we caught Osama was completely illegal because WE KNEW PAKISTAN KNEW WHERE HE WAS. But we''rent cooperating with them.
>>60466371
In the next ten minutes if you show me your bosoms.
>>60473523
yeah i know, most rules aren't even considered because international law is practically ignored by everyone.
geneva conventions are kinda binding but they vary case by case. i have a strong mind for a lot of highly technical nerdshit things and alot of very high-tier special forces seem to have the same kinda way of thinking as i do (ie slightly aspie people who get turned on by sophisticated details)..
>>60473523
>Yeah that happens. But the VA and Fed's do try their best
Well I'm still considering it, it's good to know that they do actually try to help vets.
>mfw Swedes can enroll in American top universities 4FREE and without the grades, tuition 100% paid for
>meanwhile the Amerifats go here and get jewed out their ass by the living costs
>>60466936
>staring at an object at a fixed distance from your face causes blindness (doesn't have to be a screen, could just as easily be a book or whatever)
Medicine student here.
That's ... not how it works ... at all ...
>>60473839
How do you afford all of his?
Given your welfare state includes migrants.
>>60466930
yes but be careful primito hay muchas mejores convenencerias dont want to end up cucked at least there isnt child support in mexico
>>60467005
not if your poor
shit if your poor they will pay all your uni as well
t.chicano in uni
I've been in uni for 7 years :(
>>60470402
Compiled by: People who brag about reading the mandatory books from literature studies. Moby Dick really sucks. Alot of these books are there just because they are in the classic canon.
