conception edition
>>60466280
First
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418173
not a fan of limeys, tbqh
>>60466298
FUCK U SON OF BASTERD BICH
micks welcome
>>60466298
make sure to aim for the hole in the ground
/cum/ is a sub-general of /brit/
how do i approach qt girls
![1243886315639[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HUnbGto.jpg "1243886315639[1].jpg")
>>60466315
>shinji
>only one smoke left
>only one beer
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418190
>>60466315
worst girl getting BTFO
>>60466356
you know the deal
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1039645383
>>60466350
talk to female relatives.
might start vaping but only because i want to smoke inside
any recommendations?
>>60466327
Bit rude tbqh
>>60466390
vape bleach faggot
>>60466387
I would fuck a lot harder than that for a smoke
>>60466390
cyanide
>>60466393
FOL
>>60466390
Smoke inside?
>>60466390
I recommend McSuicide. Bust up some Smarties and smoke them desu.
>>60466350
gif related
>>60466440
yes
>>60466443
me in the middle
>>60466315
if you don't think this is best girl you are infantile
>>60466410
>>60466427
>>60466443
Don't talk to me.
>>60466390
>tfw I get my own flat and can smoke inside
>>60466390
You're a bit late on that train. The FDA just passed their regulations on vaping.
>>60466463
>raging alcoholic
>daddy issues
"no"
Who else thinks germany should have won?
>>60466495
i can be her stability
>>60466480
ill do what i want
>>60466480
soon you won't need to demand people leave you alone because you'll be radiating with high levels of vaping autism
>>60466489
i mean, i could smoke inside, but i don't like the smell desu
>>60466511
>>60466532
the smoke stains the walls, and basically everything else
>>60466532
The smell doesn't bother me, why not use febreeze, I found that works really well
>>60466532
Just smoke weed afterwards
>>60466555
yeah no fucking shit, that's why i want to vape
>>60466532
Instead just quit smoking m8.
>>60466541
Your opinion is valued
>>60466564
stain the walls or look like a massive faggot
or do neither
>>60466511
Mate the ball was blatantly over the line
The ABSOLUTE state of this thread. It looks extremely forced to me.
You can come around ours if you like, this is a shame.
>>60466495
>>daddy issues
Well isn't that unique in this anime?
Agree?
>>60466489
Then people will complain about the stagnant old smoke smell that you've grown accustomed to. Unless you're a neet who'd have no mates over?
![GMAC3051-770x626[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AonZjJh.jpg "GMAC3051-770x626[1].jpg")
who /stoned/
report
>>60466584
screen capped. good banter
>>60466532
Just smoke outside. I don't smoke but I like to hang out outside when my roommate is smoking. It's nice out there.
>>60466596
much better
>>60466593
technically yes
worst girl has mommy issues, best girl is...well, you know
gendo is all around just a terrible person though, so you cant blame shinji
>>60466593
>the rear suspension instantly snaps
>>60466579
I can't understand your banter, sir.
>>60466626
>ifunny
>superior but has been our little slut for hundreds of years and begs us for money all the time
>>60466599
>Unless you're a neet who'd have no mates over?
>>60466584
>>60466596
I'm good, thanks.
>>60466596
Does northern Arizona count with Rockies? If so I agree with that pic.
need to find a tomoko gf
>>60466626
You barbaric savage put some clothes on!
>>60466599
this is the reason
>>60466613
i would but i like doing shit when i'm smoking, not just sitting around outside like a simpleton
>>60466596
>S california
fuck no, theyre some of the worst people on the planet
/cum/ is nice
>>60466676
It's a meme ya dummie
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anyone else go on random straw polls and votes?
>>60466596
Florida master race reporting in
need an American bf
>>60466636
>best girl is...well, you know
An emotionally lifeless clone of a mad scientists dead wife?
>gendo is all around just a terrible person though
Maury would have a field day.
>>60466714
omg this is like so me xx
>>60466707
*cums at u*
ye u like dat dontcha
>>60466600
i thought it was trudeau
on the bacardi and coke lads x
>>60466710
oh fuck the bernie subreddit must be on DEFCON right now
this'll be good
It's 6:29 right now and i want to sleep already
>>60466740
>not cumming at me
sad
>>60466732
post dicc
pls vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418264
oh just shut the fuck up already
>>60466734
she shows emotion plenty of times
>slaps shinji
>tells shinji to shut the fuck up
>has enough of gendo's shit and triggers EoE
>smiles while working with gendo
>fights with worst girl in the elevator
>>60466758
2:31 here lad, think I'll watch an episode of Peaky Blinders then off I go. Cheerio!
might unironically start watching bleach
what am i in for?
>>60466811
you should unironically start drinking bleach
>>60466811
Filler
>>60466771
Here
*Gets banned*
People here still watch anime?
Fucking seriously?
>>60466710
why is this person mad
>>60466792
don't defend evangelion girls they are literally the worst of all possible waifus
>>60466859
bro, it's 2016
everyone watches anime now
>>60466776
Mexico is scary
>>60466801
How come you aint watching football
>>60466865
Bernie Sanders is finished
>>60466792
the few emotions she exhibits are far too animalistic
misato displays complex and human emotions
>anime
put it in the fuckin garb
>>60466865
people are saying hillary got the nomination
sanders supporters are butthurt
i think she technically hasnt yet but she'll keep saying it
>I don't watch anime
>>60466885
>anger
>jealousy
>inebriation
yes, quite complex
*lies inbetween your legs*
allegery medicine making me feel all loopy guys...
dying for a doner kebab
>>60466792
Exceptions, not the rule. But at least Anno agrees with you, because he killed her off in the rebuild.
>>60466280
>drank two glasses of milk
>can't stop farting
T-thanks native genetics...
>>60466947
*puts you in a triangle choke*
heh.. goodnight kid
>>60466881
>>60466908
Who is your favorite candidate out of all the people who've ever run in this general? I think I'd probably pick Rand 2bh
>open shitty thread
>read first post and realize it has meme/shitposting potential
>copy it and post it again
>every person after me does the same
feels so good
>>60466979
>>60466947
*sit in the corner and just stare at you*
>>60466963
REMOVE
>>60466987
breh, if 4chan had a point system you'd have a triple fuckin kill
>>60466967
>Chicharito
ayy
>>60466987
Bumping for you, friend. This is a good thread.
>>60466966
>rebuilds
>>60466987
immediately ignored
>>60466999
*walks to the corner *
*cummies on u*
>>60466967
ke beio saber k murguia perdio jaja
>>60467044
ummmm ENGLISH????????????????????????
>>60466963
This, I'm not even drunk tbf just a lil tipsy.
>>60466985
i would've voted for bernie if he got the nomination but he's pretty much sunk at this point unless clinton gets indicted
and apparently Obama is blocking some more of her sketchy emails til after the election
the shit just stinks all around
i'll prolly wind up voting for trump
>>60467015
wew lad that was actually me
ke horible saper ke el pendejo que habla comoo argentino esta aqui
>>60467044
yes pham
PRI is dead here
I really like this general
>>60467073
io vote x cabada y tu??
>>60467008
They're fucking beaut mate, do you yanks have them?
these obscure strawpolls are cracking me up tbf
>>60467095
i love you too
>>60467104
no
our choice of gut bomb would be the burrito
>>60467095
Seems more relaxed than /Brit/ also just a nice change in topics desu.
>>60467104
not where i live ;(((
>>60467101
vote its secret and stop writing like a retard
>>60466564
If you want to do it then fucking do it, why the fuck should you care what other people think?
I did it for a short while, I was one of the faggots who never even smoked beforehand. stopped because I just didn't want to spend the money for the momentary buzz, but my friend still does it and I bum off of him when I hang out with him.
IMO it's a lot less obnoxious and a lot more pleasant to be around than cigarette smoke. If you're worried about looking like a faggot, don't get some retard-huge box and don't make giant-ass clouds and you'll be fine.
>>60467095
thanks hibernian
>>60467150
>vote its secret
ke maricon, apuesto a k votaste por murguia
>>60467139
Not being reminded of being under british rule every 5 minutes is nice too
>>60467018
but what about the plot
>>60467183
>Potato famine
Hehe, you take the banter better than most posters though tbqh.
I am so gay that I literally can't contain my gayness
I just can't stop fucking men
>>60467156
yeah i was just thinking about getting a small one, not anything special
and desu it doesn't really matter if i do it or not, i don't smoke when people are over anyways
>>60467252
>amerifags
>>60467249
Working on a building site you get used to it lad
>>60467285
a true patriot
>>60467073
>PRI is dead here
That's a shame, it's a great interface for PBXs.
>>60467285
what is he looking at?
>open shitty thread
>read first post and realize it has meme/shitposting potential
>copy it and post it again
>every person after me does the same
feels so good
>>60467316
>feet
immediately ignored
>open shitty thread
>read first post and realize it has meme/shitposting potential
>copy it and post it again
>every person after me does the same
feels so good
>>60467316
FOOTFAGS
>>>/out/
Ugh. Someone I respect a lot just told me I was a "Sheldon Cooper on drugs"
>>60467156
It also doesn't MAOIs, so it's not as addictive as cigs.
>>60467389
lmao you must such an annoyance
try to change please
>>60467374
Face > ass > tits > feet > everything else
pig = trusts
man = big business
>>60467389
My dad constantly calls me Sheldon cooper because I'm a bit autistic, I really like science, and I'm an engineering major.
Fucking annoying, I hate that god damn show and its hard to respect my dad when he loves it so kuch.
i think i'm going to meet my future gf tomorrow
>>60467431
it really makes you think
going to meet my future bf tomorrow
he doesn't know i'm actually a guy
How's it going?
Mexican Spanish is so beautiful
>>60466390
go to your local vape shop. people there are usually very friendly and they'll let you try out a bunch of shit.
>>60467489
but it's just a much uglier version of actual spanish
>>60467477
I really hope you don't get maimed
>>60467517
This
>>60467507
>Actual Spanish
American education
It's better anyway.
>>60467489
thanks my pirate friend :)
>>60467411
>there's people who get a boner by watching girls stepping on pillows
>>60467411
autism
>>60467541
I A M J A M A I C A N
>snorting whey
>accidentally sneeze
>all over the carpet now
Hoooly fuck
i just got a deja vu
Bank-busting was a mistake
>>60467587
WAG1
>>60467411
>>60467472
great posts
>>60467542
>>60467581
don't be mean.
>>60467606
Popcaaaaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORi4xwSwWlM
>>60467617
I don't get this meme
>tfw i literally cannot breath through my nose
FUCK
>>60467637
Not sure how I feel about this one.
>>60467637
sauce plz
>>60467670
You dealing with shit allergies too?
>>60467637
After she works up a sweat she can play with the stick
>>60467670
same haha
>>60467686
yes and it fucking sucks
>>60467670
vicks will work
>>60467678
>>60467680
it's termi from /soc/. she's really nice to be honest with you, i have an e-crush on her.
/cum/ stellaris game going up
look for the invite
please respond
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418487/r
>>60467670
Allergies are a bitch. I couldn't breath through my nose during the spring or summer from birth to about 16, somehow my allergies have lightened up since then. Still get sneezey though.
>>60467710
nah i'm just gonna use a neti pot
>>60467733
If you jack off your nose will clear u for about 5 minutes.
>>60467707
I, to this day, have never understood what happened in our evolutional chain that caused our bodies to say "I'm gonna fuck my own shit up because of fucking GRASS."
Bullshit of the highest degree.
I started getting the Allegra D, the shit you need to get carded for, and it works bretty gud. If I need more, I supplement it with a nose spray and that usually covers me well unless the grass was just mowed.
>tfw i will never be her flip flop
holy fuck neti pots are a godsend
all clear now
>>60467720
Don't have it, sorry m8
What's the group again?
>>60467818
people still use that shit? I thought it was a gimmick
yep
>>60467758
>mowed grass
Worst shit ever. I used to come to school after they mowed the grass and spend all day literally barely able to open my eyes they were so puffy and red, hanging out in the bathroom with quick access to toilet paper to blow my nose.
I'm a Mexiboo
>tfw you weren't born a white american
>>60467848
nah man it works like a fucking charm
anyone want to come over to my house for a pool party
i am not a brit boo xd
>>60467869
yuck
>>60467873
It's not that wonderful m8.
I imagine living in Ireland would be basically the same.
>>60467878
will there be hot bikini girls to flirt with?
>>60467919
yeah if I put a bikini on my cat
>>60467878
sure let me ask my mom first
>>60467883
I'M NOT A BRIT
>>60467959
would fuck la
>>60467959
>muffled gregorian chanting
rate my thread lads
>>60467841
>>60468043
>>60467873
thats quite broad
you could be trailer trash, a southern farmer, a rich hipster faggot, a wigger a billionaire, or a boring identityless middle class wanker
>>60468075
rude
>>60467316
GET OUT
im super cool
>>60468079
What's wrong with a middle class white person?
You sound like some sort of college aged liberal woman.
>>60468162
MEXICO GIVE ME A (you) NOW!
>>60468197
they annoy me
t. lower class white ethnic immigrant surrounded by nogs and upper middle class whites
>>60468267
(You) :^)
my sunburns turning to tan lads
chest and shoulders are still really sore though
>>60468267
Hello
>>60468308
i liked feet for a week and then realised how mundane they really are
>Americans
>>60468359
quintessential Finnish post
@60468267
hehe
>>60468377
*quintessentially
To: 60468407
fuck off
>>60468331
sup
:3
suck my cock dude
CC: No.60468429
/cum/ is a nice thread tbqh
>>60467431
>implying you wouldn't use your big pig buddy as a pillow
>>60468512
we certainly have our moments
its not like any of the other generals are better
and the ones that aren't in english don't get jannied at all
I got myself a virgin gf and she says she doesn't want to have sex until she gets married but is willing to do it with me if I want to.
dear owner of the post sixty million, four hundred and sixty eight thousand, four hundred and seventy three
CHI
>>60468611
so... you'll get what you want?
>>60466593
I bet she would be fun to joke around with.
My overweight parents began dieting a few months back and I was pretty proud of them, until..
>anon i lost 25 pounds!
>feels a bit weird, I think I lost too much
>proceeds to gain 7 pounds
jesus fucking christ.
>sitting in jeans on a leather chair for 30 mins
>get up and i'm so sweaty it feels like i pissed my pants
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
I FUCKING HATE HEAT
I AINT PUTTIN UP WITH THIS SHIT
Friendly reminder that I still have an opening for 1 (one) gf. Please contact me if you're interested in filling the position ;^)
[email protected]
>>60468792
wear shorts you fuckin idiot
>>60468913
*Throws soda can at you*
Don't insult him
>>60468857
sent
:^)
>got a text from a hillary shill robot urging me to vote for her tomorrow
>>60469007
is the cali thing tomorrow
odd I go get beer before I crack this one
evens I stay put
Thinking about walking a little while to go to a really dicey area and get pizza, since it's the only place that serves it by the slice and is open late.
Pic related
really need some pizza
>>60468913
I need pockets and shit.
>>60469073
>winnepeg
>really dicey area
dicey in what way? also pls give back thrashers
sometimes I get the urge to get up and GROOVE to the beat
just gotta MOVE TO THE RHYTHM we can dance!
Get a lil FUNKY to the beat compatriots, come on now, don't be a downer!
