Any tips for surviving my vacation to Spain in a few days?
Befriend a local cartel gang, they will protect you from being kidnapped.
>>60442308
thanks amigo
>>60442247
don't let the gypsys steal your wallet
>>60442357
danke freund
>>60442247
Wich part?
Beware of the moors sandniggers
>>60442247
be careful with the women
>>60442561
I'm going to Madrid and Palma Mallorca
>>60442627
in what way?
>>60442755
Besides that is hot as hell nothing really
Dont ask for a Paella in a normal restaurant cuz it will be a frozen crap.
For Palma de Mallorca learn some German, might be usefull
>>60442901
muchas gracias tío
Any of you sweet Spanish boys going to sonar next week? I'm going
>>60442901
sigo tratando de aprender el argot y las expresiones idiomaticas de españa, ¿pudes ayudarme para este viaje?
>>60443031
sonar and playa de san juan too ( botellon)
>>60442247
>madrid
nice fiesta and girls..but in summer most of people go to beach and coast....is not the best time to enjoy madrid...a lot of hot too...40º easily.
>palma de mallorca.
full of germans. nice place, very nice beaches and good fiesta.very expensive, at least for the spaniard standars.
>security
no problem with this here,. we are a very safiest country, desu. Be carefull with the romanian gipsies in madrid....except this, no prblem.
enjoy
>>60443099
puedes*
>>60443059
>>60443108
Noice, come and see DJ EZ and enjoy some fine english garage with three english autists
>>60443128
muchas gracias puto amo
argie here ( 1 month in barcelona)
spanish government said that 70 millions are coming this summer to Spain.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>60442755
>Palma Mallorca
That's not Spain. It's the 17th federal state of Germany.
>>60443259
What does AAAAAAJ mean? Is it meant to be laughter, despair or just an exclamation?
I highly recommend visiting upper Volga. These days weather is just le manifique. >>60443230
>>60443267
fuck off
>>60443321
asajkajkjksjkk
>>60443099
Like what?
>>60443321
>What does AAAAAAJ mean?
is an argie thing , ^^
>>60442247
stay in madrid and dont leave your hotel room
>>60442247
Buy some gun in the black market to protect yourself.
>>60442952
You don't say tío to strangers.
>>60443186
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_CiZxzquyU
>>60443259
I bet you have an italian passport.
>>60444025
of course galle, 0% moor heritage ^^
>>60442247
Don't wear the typical american outfit or you will be a target for radical muslims
>>60444190
Why don't you go to Italy? It's a better country and you can forget spanish.
>>60444941
it's my summertime gallego , don't blame me lad , i want to fuck spanish girls
>>60442247
Barcelona is great, the woman are whores and the food is good. Just use a condom.
>>60443208
>muchas gracias puto amo
Dont call anybody that, he´ll think you are retarded. Just say gracias or muchas gracias
>>60443321
AAAJJJAJAJA and similars = argentinian )))))))
>>60445323
> i want to fuck spanish girls
Enjoy, m8. That's what they're for.
But they are ugly fat dykes compared to argie grills
>>60448107
i know galle , italian heritage > moorish heritage
you should look your colonies , they are awful but here with italians is now your best colony
argie girls pic related
do spanish girls have nice butts?
>>60449324
Only the fat ones have butts.
>>60448884
Post more
>>60442803
none.
he's probably just a crybabby who doesn't know shit about human interaction
>>60443732
we do tho
kinda
>>60442247
Buy fake ray bans from niggers, take cheap massage from thaigirl and buy some import beer(spanish beer is american tier)
>>60449826
This actually
But we have like one or two decent beer brands, Estrella Galicia and Alhambra
Make sure you mention the Spanish Civil War as often as possible
>>60450986
this, also if you're on madrid mention how barcelona is so much better and vice versa, if you go to catalonia ask them why they insist on speaking spanish with a funny accent, also ask everywhere where are the flamenco salons
>>60444941
Quit shitting in your own country, stupid.
>>60453083
What is he want to shit on his own country?
I can do that too
Spain fucking sucks, and you know that
>>60453627
You are confusing Spain with France, Ricardo.
>>60453627
Except it totally does not suck, you dullard. Pray tell, why else besides our GOD AWFUL government does it suck? And no, Spain nor Madrid are not synonymous of PP.
>>60442247
-Travel in groups with minimum of three, if there's a female in the group keep her in the center
-Only drink bottled water. Spanish tap water will leave you with diarrhea for a week.
-Only go to tourist designated areas, any place else is a no-go zone for Whites
>>60450937
I just tried alhambra yesterday, it was pretty awesome, and estrella is the local beer so...
My nigga.
>>60454451
ebin
>>60454451
We're not Belgium m8
>>60454451
Go away troll.
For don'tknow-people, all of that is false. And I'll make a very important correction to the third "advice"
>Only go to tourist designated areas, any place else is a no-go zone for Whites
It's rather the opposite. With the exception of immigrant/gyppo-infested poor neighborhoods, tourist areas are probably the worse.
>>60454451
I was on my own in barcelona drinking tap water and nothing happened
you are just a pussy.
