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PERTAMAX GANGBANG
DUA SINGGIT DUA SINGGIT
MAYOR ANG NAUNA
PEKLAT BETAMAX!
bing bong ching chong
>>60432715
>MAYOR ANG NAUNA
>9gag
what did he mean by this
>A Korean was arrested for sexual harassment
>they only do this to flip girls
I wonder why...
>>60432593
what do you call it in filipin?
it's tulup in javanese
>>60432593
I'm so melancholic
I'm so melancholic
help me
what do you do when you get melancholic?
>>60432925
reading quran and pray to allah
>>60432768
>australia
>finally learning how to speak chinese
>>60432925
study the art of happiness
>>60432939
>2016
>praying
>>60432925
masturbate to tranny and cry to sleep
>>60432925
cry
>>60432939
>dad used to urged me to read the quran
>dont understand anything it's all in arabic
What's the point?
>>60432617
PUTANG INA INUNAHAN PA ANG MEYOR
>>60433030
t. Filipino Freethinkers
>>60433059
you get credit for trying
>>60432593
I remember getting hit by papaya bullets by that shit. Funny thing is we improved that design by putting anothet tube in the middle so you dont have to reload
>>60433030
u wot m8
>>60432925
>post with jap flag
>instant reply
i'm so jealous of you right now
>>60433059
>learning chinese but not arabic
astaghfirullah malaysia
>>60433142
here's yours
testis
>>60432593
Now that Duterte is in power, when are you planning to kill everyone that isn't your family. Because, you know... all flips are law breaking scoundrels.
>>60432866
of course they wont do it to their own women
koreans are fucking ugly.
>>60433202
Dapat meyor muna ang mauna
Putang ina
The constitution cannot help you if you're a son of a bitch
Boycott me all you want
Ayaw ko ma-hurt ang feelings ni Marcos
>>60433227
i agree fck gay pop culture
>>60433059
Poet
i want to post with jap flag and get those tasty (You)s
>>60433280
w-wew
>>60433066
HANGGA'T NARIRITO AKO HINDI KA MAUUNA MEYOR
PUTANG INA PATAYIN KITA
>>60433202
>Gets accused of raped by some sjw / feminist
>Get shot by death squad
1. Who is the Meyor of Malaysia?
2. Who is the Meyor of Thailand?
3. Who is the Meyor of Brunei?
4. Who is the Meyor of Vietnam?
5. When will Meyor be first?
>>60433202
I have 3 targets here desu
I don't think they take drugs or sell them
But I hate them for being loud and drinking all the time they do it in their parking lots tho but still
Might get a silencer and plant drugs on them.
West Philippine Sea
>>60433418
1) Malaysia
2) Ang nauna
>>60433482
Putang ina
Drug dealer is P50,000 each
AKO ANG MAUNA
>>60432593
that shit hurts, we used rounded wet paper as a projectile
give me (You) pham
>>60433360
This is the future you voted for.
>>60433482
It would be cheaper (and safer) to just kill them and dump them in front of a station with a note in their pocket saying they're dealers.
>60433551
put on a jap flag first
then be as ambiguous as possible
>60433551
fuck you
hahahaha
>>60433578
I just need a semblance of evidence so they wont ask questions
>>60433551
Fresh (You), ready for take-out
>>60433030
Aren't you a rabid catholic society tho?
so if one of your close friends(if ever you have one) is "''alleged""' drug dealer even if you don't know. you're automatically a dead man
I'm glad no one post food pics the whole day
AYO HOL UP
WE CAN FUCK GIRLS, KILL DEM AND FALSELY HANG A SIGN SHES A DRUG DEALER AND GET AWAY WITH IT?
>>60433653
why do people love fat butt? how fucking disgusting
>“Ayoko na. Ang interview maraming mali, maraming criticisms. No interview, no criticism. No wrong statement, no nothing. I’ll shut up, ayoko na talaga,” he said.
>I ran for the highest post and don't want to be criticized
>I am always right
Kek, won't even last long
>>60433752
Murder is legal now, friend.
Duterte will even give you a medal!
>>60433794
>why do niggers love fat butt?
ftfy
>>60433752
You have to combat it on the streets though. Collateral damage is unavoidable
>>60433813
>I’ll shut up nalang
kek reverse daniel padilla
how do I join death squad
I hate people
>>60433879
ISIS is your best bet. You're probably a Sunni, so there's that.
>>60433955
their popularity is decreasing by now
>>60433955
Do non-asean lurk here but rarely post?
>>60434019
just hop on a boat to australia senpai
you and ur squad will probably die.
>>60434019
And people are usually fond of death squads? You wish to join a death squad and worry about popularity?
>>60434051
Is a proxy esei
>>60433836
muder are always legal, just some reason and morality makes it fall into other names. he only makes it non discreet
>>60433860
yeah, we're back from witch hunting and it is bad if you end up in the wrong side
>>60433752
For me yes, I better not see you with him when I kill him
>>60434060
I hate people, not myself
>>60434083
I would likely to get killed before joining ISIS
>>60434051
Whatever are you talking about? I am spiritually ASEAN. Vietnamese, to be exact
>>60433836
I want money not a medal
>>60434019
I heard Jabhat Al Nusra is the new hotness.
>>60434153
I'm all out of ideas, friend
>>60434155
what are you doing i croatia my friendo
>>60434246
no problem, was fun
>>60434252
I was born and live here. I'm Croatian
>>60434153
>by a boat
>fill it with people
>send it to Australia
>sink it
You can make money AND end other people's lives, as well as be a pest to Australia.
>>60434128
Murder will definitely increase now
>>60434316
K, lost my interest
>>60434149
>I better not see you with him when I kill him
just be careful when sharpening your edge mang, he's probably well-equipped and more cautious than you cos he knows the nature of his work
just leave the work to the professional
>>60434409
Well, I haven't lost interest in Indonesia, despite your rude post
>>60434330
here's a (You)
>>60434497
The Police are now seen as corrupt as ever and the media is discredited.
Thanks Digong!
"Ain't no stopping us now"
>>60434409
ebin
>>60434497
>inb4 drug pusher
>>60434515
Malaysia*
Sorry
>>60434635
Really? sorry for being rude
>>60434635
wow rude
>>60434664
>>60434635
>>60434709
sorry friends
>>60434709
its okay bro lets apologize
>>60434635
>>60434515
>mistakenly called malaysia indonesia
totally not cool brah
>>60434778
Dude, I'm on my phone. Apologies
>>60434635
sorry
>>60434570
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VuAZTWGfQTs
I love soul music, I might listen to this while I kill them
>>60434635
M'sians are getting rekted today
>>60434778
arr rook same
>Kuala Lumpur
>no koala's
Sneaky fuckers
what do you eat for berbuka lads? briyani kambing but sadly didnt take picture
>>60435053
Kambing? Goat dish?
>>60435053
baru makan yang manis2 lad
makan besarnya nanti
>>60435053
>closest thing mudslimes can taste pork is goat meat
Kek Goat meat is for poor people
>malaysia getting bullied since thomas cup
>tfw skipping tarawih today
I'm such a gangsta.
>>60434998
>Malaysia
>no Malays
>>60435053
Rice + Sambal Nasi Lemak + Rendang Daging
>>60435105
yes something like this
>>60435053
chocolate bar, a slice of bread and a cup of instant coffee
>>60435053
Nasi+teri kacang+keripik kentang
I'm poor af :(
>>60435149
Behave.
>>60435185
indocafe?
>>60435053
Nasi + Ayam goreng + kari daging
All bought from mamak
>>60435053
I don't know what Bernina is. I had chicken and French salad
>>60435207
no pic related
>>60435247
berbuka*
God damn autocorrect
Are you lads shitposting from the surau?
>>60435289
Berbuka is iftar, the moment when you break your fast
>>60435185
i thought chocolate is bad for muslims?
>>60435178
looks good
>>60435315
nah
My muslim girl doesnt care about ramadan
>>60435358
ustaz pls
>>60435350
oh fuck, that's for dogs, sorry i got confused
>>60435376
She's bleeding
>>60435358
Tarawih oy
someone gets triggered
ada pinoy kat atas nak buat lawak laaa. malu aku sesiapa yang baik hati bagi (You)?
>>60435326
Ah, I know what iftar is. Thought ASEANs also use the Arabic term, since Bosnians do to and they're not Arabic
>>60435483
Kesian do, menangis dia kang
>>60435483
Hahahahaha
>>60435483
hahahahaha
>>60435483
lucu sekali lawakannya lad
You guys at least went to tarawih last night, right?
>>60435609
yes but not today. i have exam tomorrow
>>60435403
no u
Please stop talking terrorist language
>>60435053
porn
>>60435693
MANTOP
>>60435693
Mantap gan
>>60435693
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
wew
>>60435483
Y-you too
>>60433520
>not using fucking wet cardboard with sili
Step it up
>>60435350
>>60435387
Whats the difference?
>>60436236
dogs can eat bacon
>>60436324
So i guess dogs are better?
>>60435350
>>60435387
>>60436236
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60436351
nah, they are just happier. bacon is happiness in its physical form
>>60436440
>There's a skelington inside ainsley
oh shit familam, I'm out.
What's it like being a male jailguard in a female prison?
>>60436636
Sauce? and it would probably stink of unclean cunts in real life.
>>60436681
girls must die
>>60436718
Sad panda or normal mangoes?
have wonderful day :)
>>60436755
sad
>>60436718
such an edgy title
Moete kita zo
>Ramadhan
>Lower work hours
>Not Muslim
>>60437279
I dunno how businesses survive 2bh
someone explain to me
>>60437330
>I dunno how businesses survive 2bh
in straya all shops closes at 5pm yet they survive
its just less work hours nothing new
>>60437330
>Thinking all office/business enforcing work hour cut.
Most workers keeps their usual work hour and then get paid overtime.
Heck, I won't even get a lunch break for this month.
Survive? yes
Lowering our competitiveness a bit? yes
sedang main konek gan
>>60438163
I already fapped
>>60438163
Ya rabbi
>>60434635
MALAYS B T F O
What tags are your favorites /asean/
Well I just want to walk right out of this world
give me (You) to feed my childrens this ramadan lads
my childrens are hungry
1 (You) = 1 bowl of rice
Thank you Malaysia.
I recently traveled you your fucking astonishing country and I cannot fathom the thanks, I have always been an avid traveler and regretted having to leave your country I have been to every single country aside from Zimbabwe and have never met anyone as friendly and selfless as yours. Just to give you an idea I dropped my wallet with nearly 3 grand australia within it and one of you astonishing people followed and tried to catch up with me for 2 days and didn't even expect a single cent and tried to refuse me giving them a single ringgit. I cannot put into words my thanks for showing me the beauty and kindness of your country thank you so so much Malaysia and expect me back there really soon.
>>60438741
What kind of shitposting is this, Blake?
>>60438741
go back to r/eddit, ehsan
Why so little people in SUnday and Monday morning?
>>60438718
Ever visited Soul-Arena?
>>60438104
frogposting scum
>>60439016
nah I rarely play vidya
Should've use night mode
>>60439146
It's been there since 2008. Can't you at least try it the past 8 years?
>>60439172
I'm not really into it
>being flip in Japan
>lots of half flips bully and make fun of fobs like me
>then those fags lick their jap boss' ass
pathetic
>>60439254
That website consist of 2 part: The game part and the forum. One of the forum stickies is a 'click and give free rice' link that's get stickied for at least 2 years.
>>60439172
I want to lick her ear
>>60439307
heheh nice try
>60439376
See >60438718
How's that different from (you)
>>60439283
What's your job m8
>>60439307
>>60439172
>this guy
>open facebook
>Ramadan Kareem
>From giving, we all receive.
Which one of you begger made this?
Last year's news
http://megapolitan.kompas.com/read/2015/03/11/14095041/Polisi.Bakar.Ganja.3.3.Ton.Warga.Palmerah.Pusing
Police burn 3,3 Tons of heroins, villagers went high
>>60439524
assembling chalkboard at small workshop
half of employees are flips and our assistant manager is half flip trash
>>60439016
kolorshot when?
>>60439879
>chalkboard
Haven't touch one since graduate from middle school. Hypothecally, can I work there?
>>60439830
>ganja
>heroin
>>60439932
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/60284371/#q60291740
>>60439965
Am I wrong?
I'm making burger for sahur later
You?
>>60439934
yes, especially if you do speak basic japanese or have experience of assembling. In fact, I have seen 2 indons working at diffrent factory.
>in here, you have to apple polishing everyday though
>>60440003
>Indonesian ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''education''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Oi Philliphine, how accurate is this?
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/features/5023-a-tourist-s-survival-guide-to-the-manila-major
What Ramadan approved anime are you watching right now?
>>60440003
Nevertheless you deliver,
thx creepanon
![MacDel_10_HD_gg.mkv_snapshot_00.12_[2016.06.06_22.30.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JrL5yTB.jpg "MacDel 10 HD gg.mkv snapshot 00.12 [2016.06.06 22.30.42]")
>>60440606
Macross Delta, there's even a new character the studio introduced just to celebrate Ramadhan.
Malaysia 3 - 0 Timor Leste
Minit ke-73
>>60440714
I'm glad the one who order it received it.
>>60440776
Badminton?
Just tidy up video folder, deleting 2,5GB, leaving 259 MB.
>>60440745
I need to catch up on that series sometime soon
23 June
>leave EU
>stay in EU
>>60440563
The airport is Almost right next to MOA the travel time isn't as torturous just make sure you'll book a hotel thats nearby and use uber taxi
Its basically and artificial Mall island that's all the entertainment and food you'll will need
(L@_@_|_=>>>))
>>60442267
I just want some habbenings
Hello, Island Men.
>>60444043
what are you doing in fuckin hungary?
Best slav music
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DDsd1eHLBlbo&ved=0ahUKEwidk87e9JPNAhUsKMAKHVVXCLAQtwIIIjAC&usg=AFQjCNGhJ7-0qVmo_3694XkKdoxnu1RKAw&sig2=B2MeuwbOQbyfwmvP7hbwkg
i love asean girls!
Hehehe, the bank gave me free £300 all because the staff failed to count the money correctly. I said 330 and got 630 instead.
>>60445990
B-but that's theft lah!! O_O if someone gave you money, but it was over the amount, you wouldnt be liable, but if you knew about the mistake, but didnt say then it counts as theft baka (A-G ref (no1 of 1983))
How do i stop my gf from becoming white?
>>60447029
Please explain pic
And answer this question>>60446506
>>60447402
try burning your gf at a stake
>>60447029
PUTANG INA MAGKITA TAYO SA IMPYERNO
>>60447514
Why? she is quite qt. and dont like to hurt people
>>60447611
why? hurting and killing women is pretty hot
>>60448152
No its not
>>60446506
Convice her that you love her like a nigger.
>>60446419
I didn't know about it
>>60448490
I mostly dont like africans though
>>60448228
well for me it is
i guess we all have different tastes in life
>>60432593
is Chatango working for you famalams?
>>60448588
Its not about your preferences famalam, its about her.
>>60448683
I dont really care about the colour of her nipples i just dont think those products are safe or healthy
>>60448603
Whats hot about murdering people?
>>60448939
Yeah, just like she didn't care if the products are safe or healthy.
>>60448993
not all people. just beautiful women.
i get turned on when i see a pretty girl getting brutally murdered.
>>60449070
They are pretty un safe right?
>>60449118
Whatever gets you on... post pic on 4chan next time
>>60449188
Dunno man, chinks shit always works in shady way.
>>60449417
Well she is qt but she is almost cartoonish in being everyhing 4chan memes tells you about asian girls: Have blue eye contacts, buy all kinds of whitening products, colour her hair and pretty certain she wants me because im blue eyed and blond.
Dont really care that much though, 10 years of 4chan have blessed me with an ironic view of the world.
is pinoy descendant of dogs?
>>60450622
North Pinoy are descendants of Nippon, Espanyol and Chinks.
South Pinoy are descendants of Indon, Negrito and Indian
>>60450622
wow
>>60450013
No pic = hoax gan
Sahur gan
If you haven't seen this anime then I pity thee ;__;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8GMgaI80f2g
>>60456710
Into my (slowly increasing) backlog it goes~!
>>60456710
i wish i was an anime
>>60456852
You better bump it, it has one of the funniest reaction to eating bread. This anime is so gud it still sticks to me. Food Wars is copied from it, but that show is smut
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o_srPS_HbWg
hehehe
>wake up at 3
>start to beat my cock while reading h manga and porn side by side
>ends at 5 and went for sahur
this is the only way to beat my sex urge
Sahur gan
Wakey wakey wagecuck
>>60459928
can't wage up gan
>>60450988
Hehe
hehehe
Sahur gan
Brendan gan
How do you Muslims celebrate Ramadan outside of fasting.
wkwkwk
>>60463864
wkwkwkwk ngakak gue
Manila Major in an hour
>>60463750
burning/bomb churches
>>60464765
6pm- Philippines vs Swedecucks
you guys read and watch news in your native language or in english?
>>60465118
english, tagalog and chinese
>>60465118
chinese
>>60465118
chinese, sometimes malay.
>>60464854
Mineski is gonna get manhandled by those vikings
>>60465118
Chinese even though I'm Malay.
>>60465220
>Be most powerful
>Getting manhandled by cucks
>>60465157
>>60465172
>>60465196
>>60465221
Please teach me chinese senpai
>>60465157
>>60465172
>>60465196
>>60465221
>asean is the heaven for chinks
It was true
>>60466104
Well it cant be helped, chinks are the most respected, kind, and inteligent people. Soon they will rule the world, and it will be a golden era for humanity
15 MINUTES LATE. AAAAA PINOY
>>60432925
You become like Haruhi. Form the SOS Brigade.
>>60433030
Ye filthy heathen.
sillypenis
>>60467813
hehehe
>>60466641
o really ?
>>60467036
>implying
Chinese are more powerful than Filipinos, there I said it.
>>60468110
insolence!
>>60467938
Yes ofc, when that time comes you will regret to ever doubt it
/asean/ a dead
>this thread
>>60468967
>posting worst emotion
>>60469537
>worst emotion
nigga the yellow bitch with the blue hair is the one you're talking about.
Wow Pinoys lost to hookshit who just beat the best team right now.
Hope they fucking stop choking first
>>60445537
We have the same type of girls though.
>>60434051
I love Filipinos. For three months, I was the only white guy on a chemical tanker with a crew of 20 Filipinos and they were great workers with great spirits and very kind and welcoming to me. Drinking with Filipinos was quite the eye opener. The captain and officers were singing and dancing while the executive officer (XO) was dancing nude.
Great men to be around and the wonderful cuisine was dominated by fish which was fine considering I love fish. The ship was South Korean made with all the kitchen equipment coming from Samsung. The chef was amazing with what he had at hand. One time at like 1am, we ate fried fish and shark that we had caught just off the coast of Texas. I suppose being American, makes the Philippines more endearing.
>>60470743
I love being a Filipino as much as I love inhaling tank of helium.
>>60470743
You're living the life. The price of shark foods costs around $85 per serving here.
>>60432593
This thing is popular among kids in Malaysia too
>go on with my day reading manga
>ads keeps popping out the same fucking thing
what the fuck m89
have wonderful day friends :)
>>60471402
>>60471402
>>60471402
>>60471402
new thread here
>we are slowly been killed by 9gag unfunny memes
S
I
L
FLIPUSSY IS BEST PUSSY
anybody up for suicide tonight?
:(
i am
by beating my cock till it spewed cum for hours
>>60432593
You're a wizard, Harry.
>>60432593
>all these ching chong faggits that we have to allied out of desperation
just fuck me up senpai
