>tfw Welsh gf with such a thick accent I can hardly understand her half the time
When she moans during sex my dick is diamonds.
>>60415296
>french parisian gf rolls her r too much when trying to speak spanish
t. shaun the sheep
>>60415296
>Welsh accent
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>>60415296
Reported to the ASPCA. They're gonna take away your sheep.
>>60415296
>foreign student from Brazil
>white european blood
>tits that Aphorodite would be jealous of
>hips that don't lie
>blowjobs that make me see stars
>mfw she whispers "eu te amo" into my ear after I give her four orgasms
>gf is from Myanmar
>pray she doesn't try speaking English while I'm trying to maintain an erection
>single
>got my acne to talk to, it's large enough to be sentient
>ask grill out
>she's a lesbian
>she sleeps over at my place during the daytime
>still a Virginia
>doesn't even phase me anymore
>>60415953
Burmese girls are easy.
>tfw uyghur gf who really knows how to ride a dick
>>60416000
She flies into a rage if you say "Burma"or "Burmese" around her. According to her, that's the name imposed on her people by the British colonial administration and contemporary imperialists. Her family is very well-connected with the government of her home country, so she's very defensive of it.
>>60416309
are you white
>>60416309
Wtf, mine too. But we are opposite. My ain't actually worked for a former president and today, my brothers donate huge sums of money to Buddhist extremists monks to spread anti Islamic sentiment. My family is an equivelent of a billionaire over there. But secretly , our family is pro democracy
>>60416730
Yeah.
>>60416309
Do you call her a "perfidious Oriental" then?
>>60416835
Do you enjoy colonizing her vagina with your white colonial dick and sperm?
>>60416825
Is your aunt a qt?
>>60418295
She's a 40 year old woman
>>60418356
that doesn't answer the question
>>60418455
She looks like a 30 year old light skinned burmese woman if you know what they look like
>>60415296
Is bestiality also allowed in America?
>>60418522
>Wales exists
Can this meme die already?
