>Humans
>Cultured
shut the fuck up fairynigger WE WUZ KANGS N SHET.
>>60414208
dh'oine spotted
>>60414150
>elves are lithe, intelligent, reclusive, racist, and feminine, and see everyone else, including other kinds of elves, as inferior
>japan dark elf
>china wood elf
>korea glorious high elf
>>60416512
O RLY, YOU LITTLE BOIPUCCI?
>>60416512
>Finland Supreme Snow Elf
Dwarves are bro tier
Where's Georgia
>>60417385
Who are dwarves?
>stout, manly race who drink a lot, live in the mountains, or in the cold, are great smiths and tinkerers, or just anything involving metal
>lots of beard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
>Elves
>can't deal with the ageing population problem
>can't even handle orks on their own
>created the Chaos Gods
>""""""""superior""""""""
>>60416512
>china wood elf
I always have seen them more like goblins.
>>60417512
pretty good
what game?
>>60417548
That would be Indians.
Goblins breed like rabbits and shit where they eat.
>>60417661
Karl the Deranged
elves a shit
>>60417661
you think this is a motherfucking game?
kek, its a /tg/ meme, they are pretty much the best and most fun board on this whole shithole site
>>60416512
Actual unbiased truth:
Japan: High Elf
China: Dark Elf
Korea: Wood Elf
If you consider the culture, history, and (to a limited extent) appearance, this is actually how it would correspond.
>>60417913
>/tg/
>good
It isn't 2008 anymore.
>>60414150
FUCKING ELVES GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FORESTS
>>60418026
anime shitters are on decline, quests shitters got their own board, we are getting new dawn of war which will hopefully have enough fresh new memes for the next 10 years.... things are getting better
>>60417512
Lewl dat racciissstt!!1
>>60418099
This tbqh
/tg/ has been based again since 40k 7th edition came out, and Shoggy started posting his hilarious RT stories.
>>60416512
>korea glorious high elf
KEK
>>60416512
>>korea glorious high elf
>North-Korea, the malnutrition elves.
>South-Korea, the plastic elves.
>>60418178
i honestly doubt anything in life could ever top dow1 memes tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY
>>60418026
/tg/'s quality has improved a lot since /qst/ was made, but even before you could find plenty of gems here and there.
>>60418367
Diomedesposting is a pretty decent meme desu bruvah
>>60418367
Well, there won't be anything with such meme fodder as soulstorm ever again, but i'm holding out for hilarious dow3 memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNK5-uE5JFg
>>60418432
Him and Bluddflagg were the best thing to come out of Retribution.
>Eliphas the Inheritor
Great character or greatest character?
>>60418471
oh man, what if we get flying baneblades????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgZEXzHJwno
first thing when new xcom came out, i swapped out all squad sound effects with dow stuff, game just became 3123123125263% better instantly
>biological lifeforms
>able to compete
>>60418692
>oh man, what if we get flying baneblades????
Pic all too related
>first thing when new xcom came out, i swapped out all squad sound effects with dow stuff, game just became 3123123125263% better instantly
>soldier gets rekt by enemy overwatch
>STEADY YOURSELF BRUVVA
>implying elves don't have cuck fetish
>>60418782
every single man was inspired either by 40k or tolkien, I think there might be something wrong with me since those two things are pretty much all of my internet/videogame names
>>60418907
>every single man was inspired either by 40k or tolkien, I think there might be something wrong with me since those two things are pretty much all of my internet/videogame names
Nah, I fucking love 40k and Tolkien too. Hell, I read LotR and the Silmarillion once a year. And I lurk with other fa/tg/uys regularly.
>>60418949
it's so weird that tolkien/40k are some really niche, small, obscure things almost no one has ever heard of, in life I have found a total of 2 people that know for 40k
meanwhile star wars shitters are all over the place, and the whole 'nerd culture' cringy bullshitters as well are everywhere
>>60419057
40k is pretty niche, but Tolkien is really big if you look in the right places. Fuck nerd culture.
>>60419075
yeah lotr got like 20 oscars and everyone watched it, and lately we also got hobbit which was really popular, but I am talking about silmarillion and children of hurin, that kind of stuff, doubt most people ever heard of that, and its one of the best entertainment things I managed to found out there
>>60419152
Yeah, Children of Hurin and the Untold Tales are a bit less famous, but I love them too.
#Glaurung2016
>>60419057
40k is massive in Anglo countries now. Well, it was always big in the UK, but its been catching on in the US now too.
Of course because GW is incompetent with money, they've still managed to do absolute shit despite this.
>Asians
>Feminine
Yeah maybe those who fell for globalism culture meme.
We are the most masculine of all the races, see Ghenghis Khan, Kublai Khan, Nanking Massacre, etc.
You do not want us to unleash our wrath upon you, because we will fucking end you.
>>60418777
Christ, I'll never comprehend how heteros can stomach vaginas.
>>60414150
Fuck off you stupid knife ear.
>>60419356
I don't understand what is appealing about sticking things up the butt.
>>60419381
>he doesn't understand what is appealing about a snug little hole that offers zero risk of future child support obligations
>>60419560
>>he doesn't understand what is appealing about a snug little hole that offers zero risk of future child support obligations
>covering the ding dong in shit
>>60419560
Offers poop and aids instead
>>60414150
just remember how half elves are made elf anon
>>60419594
You can clean an ass out to the point that it doesn't even smell bad.
From what I've heard, this is impossible to do with a vagina - no matter how much you wash it, it reeks of rotting fish.
The only good elf is a dead one.
>>60419664
damn you have fucked some dirty women anon perhaps you should stop banging hookers
>>60419356
Yeah, sex is sort of disgusting, not going to lie, but that's more because people are generally disgusting.
I mean think about it, vagina, asshole, mouth, skin, it doesnt matter the orientation, all of it can stink. Sometimes when I am in the mood, nothing can stop me from fucking, meanwhile I also have moods from time to time where I'd rather beat the chick up for harassing me if she tried to go for my dick.
>>60419560
>snug little hole
Filled with E.Coli, AIDS, and whatever your BF had for dinner.
>>60419356
You don't need to stomach it
You just need to put benis in it
Your attitude is why the robots are winning
Fucking Elves always end up either summoning demons up my ass or sending me to the Abyss with their RNG horseshit. ELF GENOCIDE NOW SPEEEDY EXECUTION
>>60417469
Tolkien intended the dwarves to be Jewish
Big noses, like gold, funny people ...
They got all killed/exiled and so they must re unite and ally with humans (Westerners) to get their homeland (Israel) back from the dragon (Islam)
Literally the plot of The Hobbit right here
iirc he also said Elves were Finnish
>>60419770
You're okay, anon.
>>60419619
>>60419791
When will this meme end?
>>60419809
Would you even feel anything from that sloppy maw?
