>You'll never be from Texas
>tfw no white Texan gf
>tfw no truck
>tfw no Cowboy Nation
>tfw no middle class house in the Texan suburbs
>tfw no good weather
>tfw not the pride of America
>tfw no oil money
>tfw no deer hunting
>>60389674
>tfw
>coyote ugly thread
Yup.
how far gone is the lonestar state
is it tumbler tier
Haha fag.
>>60398819
leather face
>tfw no qt Texan gf
the rest of america wants texas to be wiped off the face of the earth desu
>>60399501
Not really.
Most of us just wish they'd make better choices. I mean, Louie Gohmert? Really?
>>60399501
>I speak for all of america
Hello california, how are you today?
>>60399501
Jealous of the rain we been getting
>>60398819
>coke
freedom
>>60399664
nah i speak for the nation's capital
>>60399953
just jealous of the companies that will be fucking the texas population out of millions of dollars of insurance money theyre not gonna dole out to help texans get their useless lives back together
>>60391121
This isn't Texas.
t. CHI
