Are you a failure or are you a qualifier?
Why does Sc*tland have their own team?
>>60379781
LOL SLOVENIA
What is this even for?
>Caring about poorball.
We're a basketball country.
>>60379781
>Hey lads let's let literally everyone in lmao
>>60379870
Euro
>>60379781
We never qualify to anything, but this time around I have no idea how we managed to fail, our team should've been good enough to qualify.
We actually gave Croatia and Italy a run for their money in our group, but one bad draw against Azerbaijan was enough to fuck us over from direct qualification. Then two embarrassing losses against Hungary followed, so I guess we weren't good enough after all...
Still really butthurt about it desu, would've travelled down there if we had qualified.
Northern Ireland is in the Euro, fucking how?
We'll win this time we have fresh players that look promising. For example I have faith in Emre Mor , it'd also be great to see him play in Turkish Leauge but the team he's currently playing in ( FC Nordsjælland ) is asking for 10 Mil € for his transfer even though that whole Danish team is not worth 10 Mil €. Fucking jews
>>60379781
We win this one.
Mark my fucking words.
failure, obviously
>>60380419
My body is ready. I'm prepared for the booty blasted calls when italy wins again
>>60379781
Only 3rd world countries qualify.
Finland didnt qualify because of the jews/lack of jews.
>>60380419
no 40 year old pirlo what are you doing
>>60379798
Every country of Great Britain does
Easy
>>60379781
Our team is more than a failure, just see how Japan rekt us... but guess that's what you get when the head of the federation is a corrupt wig wearing smuck who puts his son and son-in-law together on the pitch along those numerous failures of strikers and defenders promoted by corrupt club presidents, corrupt head coaches and over all football turned here into a corrupt armpit of a sport.
Our media kept hyping it up how it would be the first time in many years we would qualify. Shit was hillarious
>>60379781
>best countries in yellow
All I can say is THANK YOU USA
Why are scandis so bad at football? Even Sweden is one man team and the carry is not even Swedish
>>60380616
The team I'd field:
Pirlo, Totti, Chiellini, Bonucci, El Sharawwy, Marchisio, De Rossi, Abate, Darmian, Immobile and Buffon.
No team can stand a chance against this.
>>60381216
snow and freezing temperatures aren't the ideal conditions to play football
>>60379781
>it will again end after 3 matches
CANT WAKE UP
i want us to be at least in 1/8 desu
>>60380419
we are getting eliminated in the Group stage
>>60379781
>2016
>legball
>>60379781
is that for eurovision song contest ?
>>60379781
>netherlands
I thought they were good.
>>60381324
>el sharawwy
lmao that's not italian
>>60379798
They lost friendly 0-3 against France yesterday, otherwise
>>60381216
In small countries like ours we usually target very few sports that we we have a chance of doing good in (pic related).
>Norway
Massive focus on winter sports drain resources and manpower from football. Shit team.
>Denmark
Don't care about winter sports, so football is the most popular sport all year round. Better climate for football than the above above. Decent team, won EURO in 1992.
>Sweden
Like Finland, hockey drains a lot of resources, but they have close to twice the population to make up for it. Decent team, third place in the 1994 World Cup, semi-finals in EURO 1992.
Then again, when countries like Wales, Northern Ireland, Iceland and Albania manage to qualify, there's really no excuse.
>>60382264
When the last time was Norway involved in a major football tournament?
>>60379781
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee
>>60382344
Not since World Cup 1998/EURO 2000, embarrassing stuff.
>>60382264
Lol Russia is much better than you or anyone. Why they count it separately.
HOW the fuck did NI and Albania qualify but not the fucking Netherlands?!?
>caring about sports
>>60382344
Best World Cup result for Norway was getting to quart finals beating Brazil, in the 98.
>>60382439
They count them separately cause athletes from Kazakhstan and Ukraine etc. have tons of medals under USSR.
>invent football
>can't even qualify for the fucking euros
end me
>>60382439
Russia + USSR = 318
Norway = 329
>>60382524
but england qualified,what are you talking about?
>>60382479
flonaldo
>>60382574
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/after-150-years-the-truth-scotland-invented-football-8756018.html
>can only pass the ball forwards
ah yes english "football"
>>60382619
WE WUZ INVENTORS AND SHIEEET
>>60382627
WE WUZ THOUGH
>>60382452
NI got really lucky with the draw tbH, worst group of the bunch.
>>60382665
>Faroe Islands
>>60381324
>El Sharawwy,
Amigo, why do you need those sandniggers?
>>60382665
wtf greece
>>60382665
How the fuck is that fair?
>>60382694
The funniest part is that they actually beat Greece...twice
>>60382488
Ones from K are ethnic Russians since the northern K was Russian clay before Khruschev.
I doubt anyone itt can name at least two ethnic kazakh athlets.
>>60379804
I can lol at your living standard and your crumbling economy
>>60382665
how the fuck did faroe islands finish above greece? how the fuck did northern ireland top that group?
what a shitshow
>>60382765
Jesus fucking Christ, I feel embarassed for the Greeks.
>football
>Soccer
>>60383657
>soccer
>>60383757
>Soccer
>>60380371
They know what they have got.
Also I believe the spaniards will fuck our shit uo again....
>>60379804
why does croatia have so many good players despite being so little?
>>60379781
>Balcan'ts
>>60383796
Football is the most played sport world wide.
Better than playing hand egg and othere meme sports and calling tournaments world cup even though nobody else really plays it.
At least you have the japanese in baseball.
>>60383796
>soccer
>SOCCER
why is Israel yellow???
how are they Europe?
>>60382524
That was England you cuck
>>60379781
>giving a shit about football
No thanks, I'm straigt.
>>60384818
Whats the belarusean equivalent, hockey?
>>60384874
Anime and vidyas
>>60385021
Do you have a breeding program for moba players?
Any professional guys that are famous?
I dont know.
>Norway got cucked by our shit team that's gonna drop out of the group with 0 points
>>60383657
>>60383796
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As much as it pains me to say it I think England will have a great campaign this year at the euros
>>60385100
DELET
>>60384874
Robbing street hookers for their krokodil.
>>60381324
>le get injured and do nothing man
>not italy's brave lorenzo insigne
>>60384650
They are more european than whole poland
>>60379781
I unironically think England can win it this year.
>>60379781
>>>/asp/ desu
>>60385382
Who do you think would win in a Northern Ireland vs Ireland match?
>>60384650
They left AFC in 1974 because of political issues, in other words, they couldn't handle the Muslim bantz.
>>60386335
>left
Alright, a bit of a stretch.
>In 1974, Israel was excluded from AFC competitions, as a result of a proposal by Kuwait which was adopted by a vote of 17 to 13 with 6 abstentions.
>>60382439
The likes of the USSR should be stripped from all medal tables, as well as east Germany. Even Russia themselves are questionable.
>Sweden got in
IT'S
NOT
FUCKING
FAIR
SWEDEN ALWAYS GETS EASY AS FUCK GROUPS
>>60380371
Hahaha
You will end 4 in group stage mehmet
>>60379804
desu we didn't laugh at you when we qualified and you were at home being shitters
rude
How did fucking Holland fail to qualify when Albania, Northern Ireland and Hungary did...that's some achievement.
>2016
>European Race about to get obliterated due to racemixing
>Caring for some sport that only Mohammedans and niggers play
Nice goys
Every team that doesn't participate in this tournament did right
>>60388296
Whole europe participates, yellow ones just lost in group stage and didnt advance
>>60388122
I was also curious about that
>>60388380
I know lad
And therefore they can consider themselves as lucky
>>60379781
San Marino has a team? Is it made entirely of locals, or is it just a bunch of Congolese playing for San Marino?
>Watching a bunch of retards chase a ball around a field is really exciting, guys!
Do humanity a favour and remove yourselves from the gene pool, degenerates.
>>60388509
mostly Italian lower league players who have grandparents from there + a few locals
>>60388509
They have their own team but they're really bad. In here we bully football teams by calling them " san marino's competetors "
>>60379781
Who cares about some meme cup anyway. Only thing interesting is to see how many places will muslims bomb during this.
>>60388663
In here we bully rival fans by calling them "turkroach-tier"
>>60389048
>>60388296
Based Finnbro
>>60379781
Our national team has gotten so bad that we lost from fucking Norway
>>60388509
Even fucking Gibraltar has a team.
>>60389048
>Only thing interesting is to see how many places will muslims bomb during this.
t. Muslim
>>60389422
:^)
>>60379781
>be Dutch
>have a great team
>lose three finals
>0 world cups
>not even a qualifier this year
Netherlands are the Atletico of the World Cup.
>>60390347
Shit, fucked up resolution.
How the fuck did Netherlands and Greece not qualify?
>>60379781
I wish we lose. I hate our national team
Those fuckers only play good for their clubs and money
+ our football is corrupted af
fuck them all
>>60390562
Didn't get enough points in the qualification rounds to progress. I could be wrong,
>>60390562
Greece isnt really good
>watching football
I never got the appeal and yet literally everyone in my country plays that dumb sport.
Boring as fuck desu.
I play softball myself.
>Scotland, Denmark, Netherlands didn't make it while places like Turkey, Ukraine, Northern Ireland, etc did
What the fuck?
>>60390727
we don't want our players to die because France cannot into security
>>60390670
t. Didi Gregorius
>>60390702
>IT'S SHIT ANYWAY
>>60382665
FUCKING WHALENIGGERS RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE
>>60390702
>I play softball myself
bet you haven't missed a single gay pride either
>>60390839
Must've been painful to watch tbH, probably the greatest victory they'll ever have.
>>60390902
Norn Iron strong.
>>60390902
fucking Faroe Islands
Holy fuck
>albania, a bottom 10 euro team, qualifies
>netherlands, a historical top 5, fails to qualify
HAHAHAHA
>>60379781
delete this
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILY
On the other hand, I have exams anyway
>>60379798
Every constituent country in the UK has their own team in quite a few international sporting events
>>60379781
>netherlands
LMAO
>>60390878
Softball is objectively better than football though
>>60390902
The casters were legit sad throughout the games.
>>60391190
>softball
holy fuck kill yourself, how the fuck can you live with yourself if you play the feminine version of baseball?
let me guess, you think korfbal is better than basketball too?
>>60382665
>No losses
Popa Anghel's overpowered strategy of filling the goalpost with half the team is starting to pay off.
>>60391190
>playing the bitch version of snoreball
Lelaughingwhores.jpg
>>60391122
In terms of football though it's because of the IFAB and the historic links football has to the British Isles.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Football_Association_Board
>The International Football Association Board (IFAB) is the body that determines the Laws of the Game of association football. IFAB was founded in 1886 to agree standardised Laws for international competition, and has since acted as the "guardian" of the internationally used Laws; since its establishment in 1904 FIFA, the sport's top governing body, has recognised IFAB's jurisdiction over the Laws
>It is a separate body from FIFA, though FIFA is represented on the board and holds 50% of the voting power. As a legacy of association football's origins in the British Isles, the other organisations represented are the governing bodies of the game in the four countries of the United Kingdom. Amendments to the Laws require a three-quarter supermajority vote, meaning that FIFA's support is necessary but not sufficient for a motion to pass.
If there was a united UK team, the four FA's would lose their independence.
>>60391190
Only YANK WOMEN fucking play softball hahaha
>>60390902
embarassing tbqh
>>60391328
>>60391274
>>60391245
Which is still better than football.
>let's run after a ball for 90 minutes straight now that's fun
>>60391554
Rounders >>> softball
>>60391122
And they shouln't - the country is the UK, end of the story.
You don't see German states get their own teams in sporting events;
>>60391814
See >>60391320
When football started the only national teams were those of the UK, they only had eachother to play against. Even though they're in a union, each country in the UK has its own identity and culture and in the early development of sports liked to compete against eachother.
>>60391930
Must feel good to be alone on your island and not territory disputed constantly between great powers.
>>60379781
>UK going to the Euros
>Scotland isnt
seems they got their independence after all
>>60386312
last time we played northern ireland we were beating them 5-0 at half time and all their fans left
>>60391814
I agree it's weird as fuck, but we do have special snowflake status in a lot of things anyway
>Australia
>Soon
should i bet on england?
1.95 for such easy opponent like russia
I want Spain to lose like the greeks so we can fire DelForest
>>60379798
So our niggers can beat at least one team
2bh if
>FUCKING WALES
>WALES
W A L E S
A
L
E
S
qualified and your country didn't, it should not exist
>>60379781
Both Irish teams confirmed for better than NL. Literally Scotland tier.
>>60392839
Never bet on England.
>>60392912
Wales are a solid team at the moment though.
>>60392839
say goodbye to your money if you do. Obviously I'm certain this is our year to shine though. Definitely going to win it.
>>60393035
wb netherlands
>>60379798
besides what the brit said they also have their own leagues, the leagues are the ones invited to participate, not the country as a whole
Not looking forward to this competition. We're gonna be the victim of some sinister plot like every time we do anything with dirty Europeans.
>>60393401
It's all about FAs, yes.
>>60393139
We're about as solid as laxative excrement
>>60393401
yeah scottish league is boring
countless celtic / rangers derby.
imo they should unite in one British league
>>60393633
Welsh teams are allowed to play in the English league system, Cardiff and Swansea have played in the Premier League.
I'm quite excited for this tournament T B H.
What if a bombing happens live though? How will broadcasters react to that?
>>60393903
i hope it's not gonna happen
https://youtu.be/v50STmvf1AQ
>>60379781
Why is Turkey and Israel in the Yuro?
>>60394350
Israel because all of its neighbors want it wiped off the face of the earth, so football matches with the other Asian / MIddle Eastern teams seemed unlikely.
Turkey because memes lol
>povertyball
who cares, it's a sport for twinks anyway
At least we are on the same level as the pope and his Vatican lackeys, feels good.
DAE fink only poor people watch le futbol xDDDD
>>60393903
We're most probably gonna get raped by France but i'll still watch it in case a miracle happens and we beat them like we beat the English a while ago, that second match was bought as fuck
>>60395693
What happend to your ski jumping?
>>60379781
Why does Vatican City not have a football team?? This is upsetting me
>>60390902
>Be Hungary
>Lose to Greece
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>60379781
>Current year
>Caring about Sissyball
Niggerball is where it's at
>/balt/
>/balk/
>>60396730
That is San Marino bro.
>other nordics
are you even trying?
>>60396730
that would be unfair, Gods help and shit
>>60401632
Iceland directly qualified from a much tougher group than you guys.
