>Be me.
>Be in Holland for business. Back in Amsterdam to catch a flight the next morning.
>Want to eat kebab, but hotel is by the airport. No kebab.
>Think to myself, "This is continental Europe. If I just go one train station in any direction, I should be able to find a kebab place no problem."
>buy train ticket to put theory to the test.
>Amsterdam Lelylaan
>Get off train. See many hijabs.
>Good sign.
>See "Islamic Grocery" written on one building in Dutch.
> walk past the grocery store. Third door on the left is a kebab.
>Theory was correct.
>Pic related. It's the kebab.
Kek
So the memes are true? How about the city itself how infested it is. Always wanted to visit Amsterdam.
Honestly, I didn't go downtown. I've been to downtown Amsterdam a few times and it's kind of a tourist trap.
Just a bunch of American college kids walking around stoned. I guess it's worth the trip one time just to say you've been. The impressionist museum is very good.
>>60374969
I am the age of a college kid tho
I heard it has good nightlife and would be nice to smoke in public instead of a shitty house.
>be me
Who else would you be? You dumbass nigger.
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>>60375082
The guy who pounds your mom out and makes her bring me the change in your piggy bank, faggot.
>>60375154
*TRIGGERED*
You gettin' mad because you're dumb. Cry me river, queer.
>>60375034
Then you would enjoy it. Good weed there. Stay away from the hoores. They're overpriced and not often pretty. Mostly they're black chicks from America.
>>60375188
Oh shit fucking roasted I bet dat white boy about to shoot something get himz on watch
>>60375188
Whatever, bro. Don't you have some drugs to sell?
>Holland
Post this again when the yuros are up and i bet you'll get guaranteed toothpaste butthurt
>>60375219
Im crying here, is that what you want to hear me say
>>60375243
lel
Was the kebab good
>>60375219
No problem. I'll just sneak out when it's time for their morning prayers.
>>60375243
Don't lose faith, colgateman.
Meme magic has never failed us.
>>60375286
It was great. I bought a Dutch chocolate bar on the way back too.
>>60375192
What about the red-light district any good?
