>Welcome to Tipper's Bagel Shop!
>Before I take your order, I'm legally obligated to ask you if you believe in some magical sky daddy who created everything like a fucking moron? lmao
How do you respond?
What do you order?
>wtf am I doing here, I don't even like bagels
>>60373985
No, I do not believe in a magical sky daddy whose cuck son got nailed to a stick and killed by his own people.
But I DO believe in A creator.
>>60373985
>gluten free bagels
The most defining characteristic of a bagel is its high fucking gluten content
>>60373985
I was raised a god fearing christian eating buttered bacon topped donuts, not hippie rings, your establishment sickens me. I'll have you in my prayers tonight.
Given that you've asked me that question every time I've come here since a month ago, I can safely say he created more than one moron.
Uhhhhh sure
But why are all the choices gluten free?
>>60373985
>Jewish """"""""""""atheists""""""""""""
>>60375092
because there is no god
>>60375234
Plase take back false wordings jaybus appears on morning toast.
