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>>60363703
Pirates
poo
>the white kid
>singular
AMERICA
WHITE
PICK 1
did the kpop niggers finally get banned?
Kyary
>60363738
*pockets the (you)*
Just business :^)
Asuka.
making my way down town
>>60363837
Still here gobshite
doing a feel sorry for myself
the gf
Kyary
Am a 28yo virgin alcoholic benzo addict (but not NEET however)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhhNmWjD98M
>having a wank
>narcissistic as fuck
>start wanking in mirror
>start taking pics of my cock
>usually delete them afterwards
>forget
>go to bed
>wake up
>pick up phone, get shower, dressed and go to work
>put phone on desk
>qt co worker asks to use my phone as hers has no signal
>tell her it's on my desk
>she unlocks it
>OMG I'M SORRY
>mfw it was still on the gallery and she saw a picture of my cock
What should I do. She's pretty fit and I'm decent looking but she's being all awkward about it.
She literally didn't make eye contact with me all day after this.
doing a post atm
>>60363893
are you a virgin
anyone want to come my 3rd eye opening party?
Good track
how are normies always so fucking happy
can't remember the last time I was legitimately happy
>>60363877
feel sorry for me instead
>>60363893
Haha you are like that colombian who post in /lat/
>27 years old
>Pedophile and zoophilic
>A fag
>Virgin
>A complete failure
want to lick black tar heroin off kyarys thighs
>>60363913
this definitely happened
>>60363913
don't believe this happened if i'm being honest
>>60363913
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this is
LITERALLY
the worst general on /int/
not saying this as banter or anything, it's seriously just a collection of inane meta-post-meta shitposting with no (You) chains longer than 4
me on the left
gf just sent me this
https://youtu.be/64z2t12P9v0
>>60363913
Probably thinks your gay now haha
>>60363940
it's 2016
no one is happy
>>60363940
Happiness is the greatest lie of the 21st century
>>60363953
This is highly impure thought
you must clean your mind
*shoots you*
>>60363968
You could talk
/cum/ still partakes in dubs posting.
>>60363968
>yank can't handle the banter
surprised: no
>>60363967
Germany, France and the UK deserve it....but sweden????
>>60363940
Feeling happy in very short bursts master race.
Obviously rows go across and columns go up and down.
But if I want to describe the image, do I say it's in rows of 4 because the row has 4 squares or do I describe it as having 6 rows?
doing a get ignored everywhere i post
>>60363983
sorry massa
gunner go lie down in bed and purge my horrid old mouldy old mind
>>60363940
Don't remember the last time I was legit sad.
Exercise and good diet helps a lot desu
>>60363940
Few people are genuinely happy.
Everyone is hiding something.
Reminder that 2016 is gonna be the year
>>60363969
me on the far-left
lads oh lads oh
anyone got a milli to loan me?
>tfw she's bantering you off by not repying
h-haha g-good banter aye
>>60363996
getting shot isn't actually as bad as you'd think
>>60364046
good girl
>>60364043
not here
>>60363969
Socialist worker is labeled as a trotskyist page....So they can fuck off and get murdered by hooligans
>>60364059
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might start limiting myself to 3/4 drinks.
any more and i start disliking the feeling
>>60364039
it's a 4 column by 6 row spreadsheet
Good night /brit/
>>60363958
>>60363960
Why would I lie?
>>60364043
maybe you should consider contributing to the "discussion"
>>60363953
Yet more proof that kpopfags are degenerates
>>60364055
>muslims
>far left
>>60364104
>not even 2am
soft cunt
>>60364113
>kyary
>kpop
Me and the lads
>>60364101
I've stopped drinking in the house as I can't just have a couple of beers. I have to get pissed or nothing.
>>60364113
>kpop
>>60364113
kyary isnt kpop
kpop fans are such pathetic children they could never imagine doing something as reckless and provocative as what i said
dont ever post again
*resumes meditation*
>Islmaphobia
>>60364113
I'm not a degenerate, take that back
>>60364080
>mexico - pinnacle of capitalist achievements
ah yes, very impressive
>>60363940
I went on a normie night out last night and it made me legimiately happy. The happiness is still pumping through me right now. I understand it now.
>>60364107
to get (You)s, why else?
>>60364101
Lightweight
the tinder banter eh lads hahahahah "do a swipe left for the bant" hahah
literal angel
mans never been in
Stick a bet on us winning the Euros lads.
need slags
post slags
>>60364147
>>60364164
>>60364169
Whatever, it's all the same shite to me
>>60364229
do you "need" them or do you "want" them
think carefully before you answer
>>60364198
probably yank slags are a bit tighter than uk ones
got like 5 matches earlier and I'm not much of a looker
When's your dolmio day lads?
trying to decide between having a wank over jada stevens or angela white
>>60364198
>>60364198
sammi looks nice
>>60364243
That's because you're a fucking retard.
>>60364229
>>60364121
go away squid girl
Do you guys make love or just shag women?
Personally I love being really sensual and making an experience of the whole thing, but then again, it does depend on the girl and situation.
If she's fit and I'm really into her I will Casanova that bitch, but if it's some trashy slag or a one night stand I'm only there to get myself off.
>>60364255
angela white
>>60364252
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>>60364188
these are not contradictory
not all muslims are terrorists is not contradicted by the idea of aggravated terror attacks
>>60363703
>using proper grammar
Yeah a black kid did not write this
>>60364191
Uwot???
>Do you guys make love or just shag women?
>Personally I love being really sensual and making an experience of the whole thing, but then again, it does depend on the girl and situation.
>If she's fit and I'm really into her I will Casanova that bitch, but if it's some trashy slag or a one night stand I'm only there to get myself off.
fuck life and your feelings too
>>60364212
I've put 100 quid on vardy being top goalscorer
screencap this
>With the election of Lincoln and an exclusive Northern party taking over the federal government, the time for withdrawal had arrived … The conflict is between semi-independent communities [in which] every feeling and interest [in the South] calls for political partition, and every pocket interest [in the North] calls for union … So the case stands, and under all the passion of the parties and the cries of battle lie the two chief moving causes of the struggle. Union means so many millions a year lost to the South; secession means the loss of the same millions to the North. The love of money is the root of this, as of many other evils... [T]he quarrel between the North and South is, as it stands, solely a fiscal quarrel.
What did he mean by this?
>>60364305
non english speakers OUT
>>60364274
you dont just get to talk to me like that
>>60363703
>Spongegar
>Primitive Sponge
pick one
Just reported Molyneux's latest video. Hopefully will get that racist of youtube.
Bolton house best house.
Just that cunt Ramsey who soils its name.
>>60364276
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>>60364282
Of course
Just don't insult the profit Moo-Ham-Head (piss be upon him) and it's okay
>>60364260
t. kshit degenerate
Post something that rarely makes you think
had a McCruncher today and was thoroughly disappointed by the lack of crunch
your friends talk behind your back
told me they dont fuck with you
i didnt even ask
they wanna be draingang but they cant
>>60364401
any of your posts
>image.jpg
>>60364365
I am forever loyal to
#HouseStark
https://northamptonfandom.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/north-remembers-stark-black-tshirt.jpg
>>60364330
>the quarrel between the north and the south is solely fiscal
It's a genetic problem, Northern monkeys are genetically inferior and must be removed from the gene pool.
>>60364390
t. Fucking Retard
>>60364188
Even Dawkins called out that as nothing but a buzzword.
>tfw you live in Rotherham
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01mnxzd/margin-call
worth a watch lads
france will win the euros and english will go back to pretend they knew their team was shit anyway and roy will get the sack
Fed up of this meme where people think I'm a faggot just because I like to suck dicks
I've got sol but I'm not a soldier
might hit the xanax later
>>60364448
Cry more
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES
>>60364497
trouble sleeping?
>>60364465
We actually have a decent young squad. Woy just ruins it by playing Rooney behind the strikers
>That time Patrick accidentally said Spongeboob instead of Spongebob
doing the right thing
>>60364451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sEcBzxoMB8
do fat Irish people exist?
>>60364497
where do u even get in this country
normies are ruining this general
thoughts?
>>60363940
because they don't actually think. they are on autopilot all the time. kiekergaard called them "automatic cultural men". their main concerns are their hair, their new shoes and what aftershave to wear to the club and getting calvin harris tickets. they are programmed by culture and are slaves to it.
>>60364501
ears
pipe down
>>60364495
>listening to the killers
>>60364518
ahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahhaa
>>60364561
I am not a normi
i'm still here don't forget about me
>>60364552
This. I wanna try it.
Guess there might be some on dnm
>>60364472
>poor people
Haha
>because they don't actually think. they are on autopilot all the time. kiekergaard called them "automatic cultural men". their main concerns are their hair, their new shoes and what aftershave to wear to the club and getting calvin harris tickets. they are programmed by culture and are slaves to it.
>>60364561
been having a lot of them lately
>because they don't actually think. they are on autopilot all the time. kiekergaard called them "automatic cultural men". their main concerns are their hair, their new shoes and what aftershave to wear to the club and getting calvin harris tickets. they are programmed by culture and are slaves to it.
>>60364561
true
>>60364518
howling at this
>>60363940
they pretend to be out of social pressure
every single normie is a slave to fashion because their third eyes are entirely calcified
Business idea: legally change your name to DeShaun Jamal Washington and don't check the race box on your college common application, then reap the benefits of affirmative action
abnormie freaks jog on
>>60364582
you were meant to say
>It's soul not sol stupid idiot
>>60364609
>>60364624
Fucking hell just stop for five minutes
>>60364570
>kiekergaard
nice reference m8 big fan of soren myself
>>60364561
don't kick the normie hive lad, you'll only get stung
wait until the uprising
Kind of want to find out my GF cheated on me so I can beat the shit out of her.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>60364561
Normies ruin everything lad. They invade and destroy every unique subculture they find, then serve up the carcass in bite-size chunks until it becomes just another normie fashion accessory. Why would /brit/ be safe from their ravages?
off like 10 pills now im stillborn
>>60364517
leicester was a bit of an anomaly caused by the money coming into the league at an absurd rate. teams eventually stretched to compete on too many fronts and changes happening too quickly.
That and the foreigners in the league has deceived you into thinking you have a better team than you do.
How much sex in a day does it take for one's willy to get sore?
>>60364653
This isn't /brit/ related, fuck off back to /cum/ pls
>Fucking hell just stop for five minutes
>>60364709
> im stillborn
wish you actually were x
>why yes, I do think fedora posting is original and funny.
>>60364710
I was talking about the national team you mongrel
I'm writing a script that posts a picture of a man in a fedora and quotes posts with certain words in them
Kyary and my wifes daughter
>>60364719
Normally after the third shag. Also depends on how loose her cunt is
>>60363703
Hahahaha
but what does the NT stand for
business idea: hit gf and yell at her that she cheated on me as a prank and keep hitting her if she confesses
>>60364765
so was I
the hype for the national team this time round is caused by muh leicester mainly
>Normies ruin everything lad. They invade and destroy every unique subculture they find, then serve up the carcass in bite-size chunks until it becomes just another normie fashion accessory. Why would /brit/ be safe from their ravages?
Chinks are literal animals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31LRWuuWPjU
berserk golden age > meme of thrones
Fedora posting should be banished to r9k in my humble opinion
Pastor Billy Graham is the only person to have met as many presidents as The Queen, all of them from Truman onwards
>You're adorable. Your philosophy is laughable. Your point of view is despicable. Your selfishness is obvious. Grow up
>>60364768
could do it better than you 2bh you're probably a meme programmer
>>60364776
me on the left
*shoots you*
>>60364764
what's the point in this u idiot
Britain should assault Italy and force them to return the stolen artifacts
>>60364825
*calls gazza*
>>60364161
Fucking anti-semites
>>60364707
bizarro janny
>>60364799
Not really because there's only one Leicester player
matched with a girl who says she's 6ft on tinder, that means she's probably at least 6'1" IRL (6'0" girls always say 5'11"), and I'm only 6'2" and she said she likes heels lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6FZ-V8w_8
Daniel Hannan is a hell of a speaker.
>tfw i always use fedora images with people's quotes completely out of context, just to smear the meme's reputation with the rest of /brit/
I single handedly have made fedoraposting the most frowned upon gimmick on this entire general. I can influence all of your opinions with but a flick of my ring finger. Sheep, the lot of you, incapable of thinking for yourselves.
>>60364805
Is the latest volume out yet?
>>60364880
Yeah, its 11
>>60364880
dunno
>>60364701
Anyone?
I have thoughts like this all the time. Like, I just want to lay into random people for no reason is the main one.
what is it about vaginas that make the attached person lie so frequently?
>>60364825
come fishing with us, pet
>>60364804
Barbarian didn't even pay for it first
>You're adorable. Your philosophy is laughable. Your point of view is despicable. Your selfishness is obvious. Grow up. And why yes, I am from New Zealand
>>60364865
I'm 5'9 and I've matched with a 6'2 girl by mistake
would normally have unmatched her right away but I felt kind of sorry for her 2bh
>>60364776
You stole this post idea from me and I'd like it back.
>>60364857
>>60364825
why when raoul moat fucked them lads did gazza come out like how did they even know each other lads
>>60364515
yes
>>60364552
dnm
>>60364869
I think most have learned to ignore it now desu
>>60363703
What does shag means?
>>60364864
he is the messiah whose story proves england is god's country graced with the greatest league in the world and football's coming home
Britons are currently debating whether or not their country should be sovereign
>>60364935
I am way ahead of you on the thought plane, you need to up your mental gymnastics
don't let your dreams be dreams
i feel like fabo
>>60364959
to ask your coworker for the time
say "you wanna shag?"
you can do it in spanish as well
>we will never return to the glory days when one guy went on a rant and called everybody automatons and the next 5+ threads were nothing but fedoraposting
*wipes crust from my third eye*
ahh
>>60365002
*stabs myself*
>>60364981
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense does it?
>>60364973
>and he's going to Arsenal
Nice
>>60365027
same thing used to happen with rasheed posting
>>60365028
*wipes crust from my Japs eye*
ahh
moved from the rose to white wine now
will this make me sick, really makes you think huh
I'm eating blue berries
imagine having a cute gf you can kiss cuddle and shag whenever you want
>>60365087
stop telling me what to do
>>60364932
damn
was she attractive? tall girls (over 5'10", so proper tall for a girl) are my kryptonite, as long as they're slightly attractive I'll right swipe
>>60365016
>Quieres shagear conmigo?
>Que es shagear???
>ywn be burned alive by a bombing run
>>60365096
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>nothing to do this weekend
>only have few mates
>ask one if he wants to do something
>asks to bring his GF
>know he won't go if I say no
>mfw
got the memegenerator website up and running lads
just let me know if you want any pics meme'd
feel like I am losing my mind
>>60365037
it was your dream to stab a homosexual male?
>>60365096
the 6'2 wasn't much to look at
but I also matched with a 6' one that was a blonde 8-9/10
bit of a shame 2bh as I like short girls
>>60365129
meme this one pls
do people actually wank to the meme lover porns?
>>60364946
raoul was a bouncer in the clubs gazza used to visit
>>60365128
Maybe you can squeeze into a threesome
>>60365137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf87MJcWZQI
>>60365143
I'm not one of those things
reactivated the ol okcupid
>>60365143
do you still have that 6' blonde in your matches? screenshot? kinda curious desu
>>60365027
that might have been me i can't remember
>>60365128
HATE when they do that
No i dont wanna hang out with your cunt gf !
>>60365103
the first one
now record yourself asking that to a coworker and post it here
>>60365177
what an awful fucking song
>>60365148
that's not hip hop wednesdays is it?
>>60363703
Is /brit/ exclusive for gentlemens????
>>60365129
put a funny caption but in bad/internet english so it looks extra comedy
>hey little girl is your daddy home ... did he go and leave you all alone ... I got a bad desire
troubling lyrics lads
>>60365181
How do you deactivate? I was looking for the option earlier.
>>60365219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgoKfHg1JsU
>>60365239
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>>60365239
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doing a browse of /mu/ for some stuff to listen to, never been there before desu
*joins the blue whale ultra heavy armoured fierce assault annihilation knight corps*
>>60365173
Funny you should say that because I work with his GF and she is always flirting with and coming onto me at work.
I'd give her one if she was single but she isn't pretty enough to risk a friendship over.......but I would definitely shag her if he were to never find out..
>>60365182
yup
might post it in the next thread for maximum (you)s though - she's pretty
>>60365206
No no, if ask that in spanish, the coworker would ask "what does shag means?"
>>60365227
Mexican scum aren't welcome, fuck off
>>60365256
cease and desist with this awful music
>>60365273
kill yourself
Why do people keep saying font, it's actually a typeface. common misconception desu
>>60365273
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its chico time
>>60365234
Show me the way
To the next whisky bar
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Well, show me the way
To the next little girl
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
>>60363846
Ass sucka
>>60365307
fuck you this is gross
big fan of the FONT meme
lets the normie scum know they are not welcome here
>>60365278
alright lad, just don't forgot to post it
>>60365323
>10 years ago
>pepe_time.jpg
>>60365302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEOeClFSQ1o
BOOTY WAVE
IT'S LIKE A BOOTY TSUNAMI
NOW GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
AND CALL ME YOUR MUMMY
>>60365303
I don't even know what FONT actually means. When people say it to me, I just ignore it.
>>60365323
chico is quiet
>>60365351
FOAL
>>60365271
I hate that retards post album covers without the artist/album info like I'm supposed to know wtf that shit is
>>60365351
the guy doing it is a normie though.
>>60365366
who writes this tripe
really want to visit a tropical island once
Brits can freely shitpost in /cum/....but if i post here they just day "mexican scum aren't welcome, fuck off"
WTF???
>>60365406
>the guy
hey all you people
>on okcupid
>the more attractive girls are the ones I have a less % match with
welp guess my personality sucks
thinking about her
>>60365273
Would you Eiffel Tower her with your buddy?
>>60365351
The poster is a turbo normie who goes to uni and has a summer job
>>60365450
you can piss in a toilet but not in a sink
FUCK you fucking cunts
2013 /brit/ masterace
u all fuckin no ting fuckin pleb
>>60365450
mexican scum aren't welcome, fuck off
>own my own home
>got a fiancé
>work for a bank
>got some savings and a car
>friends
I should be a normie but I'm so autistic I cannot talk to other people
>>60365411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klCXBkn0VGs
sexists
>>60365492
alright but stop banging on about it
>>60365450
got any good memes
>>60365483
It's called spit roasting.
>>60365483
I don't like to share.
>>60365384
FONC
>>60365470
>>60365479
>>60365492
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>>60365406
>>60365485
not true btw
>>60365450
It is British tradition to hate all foreigners
>>60365492
bit of a shame you're a boring cunt though
manny on the map lads
>>60365450
sound like youre 12 and from reddit
did a poo with the seat up
mental
Just spent £160 on a set of knives
Gfs gonna go on a mad one
>>60365565
>succeeding at uni
>lives independently away from home
>not normie
hypocrite
>>60365542
Eiffel Tower is when the lads touch finger tips with their arms raised, completing the tower
>>60365633
HONT
*does a poo upside down so the poo plops down into my mouth*
How do I stop hating women lads? Seriously I'd like to be able to relate to them but all I see are dumb, weak, materialistic vaginas that walk. I've only had bad experiences with them
>>60365633
police are on the way
>>60365634
>students
>living """independently"""
kek. KEK
not even close to normie, FONT
reminder to exfoliate twice daily
kansas city isn't in kansas hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
>>60365633
nice post set
>>60365659
bit naughty lad now you're all mucky
what's mum going to say?
you are literally a normie if you arent a cretin living alone in a mountain cave who eats rats and drinks his own recycled piss
https://www.fb.com/668031516635463/videos/835266256578654/
Fucking state of this lads
>>60365643
And what does a pig on a spit look like?
want to grab the guy shouting FONT and hammer his knackers
>>60365709
half of it is actually. kansas city is centered on the border of missouri and kansas.
>>60365740
yes please
//09
>>60365732
Nothing good ever came from Europe.
>>60365720
she'll never know
*licks up the evidence*
>>60365734
A girl on all fours with a guy in her mouth and another in her vagina
>>60363703
>>60365732
I find it funny how the government doesn't realise that by ramming this seemingly endless array of 'stay in' campaigns down our throats, is pissing people off & making us want to 'vote out' even more. I guarantee that we'll end up staying in though, I wouldn't put it past the suits to rig the votes as they know people want out.
im so fucking advanced
like years ahead of everyone else i know in terms of music, fashion, way of thinking etc
i will kill myself on june 24th if Remain wins
>I find it funny how the government doesn't realise that by ramming this seemingly endless array of 'stay in' campaigns down our throats, is pissing people off & making us want to 'vote out' even more. I guarantee that we'll end up staying in though, I wouldn't put it past the suits to rig the votes as they know people want out.
>>60365820
submitted my leave vote by post and had it rejected because I didn't sign it (I did)
>>60365843
ETERNAL GYNO
so confident that remain is winning that I will post my card details here if brexit wins
>>60365661
i love this webm so much
it is arguable that my diagnosis of aspergers fucked me up more than having aspergers
>>60365488
2012 here. I remember when /brit/ didn't exist back then. Better times 2bh
new thread
>>60365961
>>60365961
>>60365718
it's a wusthof set, don't know which ones
pretty sure I've got a bargaim
>>60365450
we're on an island, we're insular m8
