We pretty much have the best candy
>American "chocolate"
Except that your chocolate tastes like you spilled the kitchen garbage over some plywood and tried to mask the taste with a gallon of sugar.
>>60362638
Checkmate, atheist.
t. HFCS owner
>>60362733
Nobody eats those, m8.
Just accept your "chocolate" tastes like sick and you've all been brainwashed into thinking it's normal.
>>60362576
>Skittles
How can you even compete
>mfw shariapeans will never enjoy Twizzlers
>>60362879
that is a poop.
>>60362833
What's the experience, the actual plasticy taste or simply repeating the brand TWIZZLERS over and over until it becomes a piece of pop culture?
TWIZZLERS BRO
>>60362879
I'm pretty sure they have fudge as well. It isn't that hard to make.
>>60362576
"Share size"
>>60362953
Your mom is "the" poop
Brigadeiro, paçoca, beijinho, leite moça, toddynho, dadinho, batom, bis, moedinhas de chocolate, bala de coco, guaraná, só para mencionar alguns.
>>60363017
shh... mate. you're spoiling the fun
>>60362817
they're pretty good desu
Eh, ignorance is bliss I guess.
>>60363006
It's sugary sweetness, Abdul. I know sugar is haram, so I suggest you leave the thread before you go full jihad-mode
>>60363143
You mean corn syrup sweetness.
>be American
>buy skittles and Arizona ice tea
>get shot
>>60363217
kek! btfo
>>60362576
>We pretty much have the best candy
Just because Dindus Nuffinus happens to steal them doesn't make them high-end.
>>60363321
>Snickers, the worst candy in that box, takes up half of its contents
REEEEEEEEEE! Why is Snickers forced so hard? It's inferior to the American chocolate candies in every way. Are the Jews to blame for this?
>>60362576
>his country got no proper black licorice
can amerifats only eat sickeningly sweet "candy"?
>>60363143
Do you even read the ingredients?
Your sweets taste plastic, artificial, or plain revolting. Thank god the EU has food regulations in place that does not let you sell your abominations here without fixing the recipe.
There's a reason once an American tastes European chocolate they brag about it back home about its undeniable superiority to shitty american chocolate.
Only kids and idiot jingoists who haven't tasted any better i.e. only been exposed to crappy american made sweets think theirs is better.
>>60363056
t. Pooland
>>60363497
Tl;dr, Mahmud. Take your butthurt elsewhere please.
>>60363428
Snickers is dope, breh.
>>60363438
most people prefer their candy to be sweet, not salty/savory.
if i wanted that, i could just eat a bullion cube.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Types_of_chocolate
>"Hershey process" milk chocolate is popular in the US. The process was invented by Milton S. Hershey, founder of The Hershey Company. The process uses fresh milk from local farms. The logistics of purchasing and delivering fresh milk is difficult since according to state regulations fresh milk cannot be held for more than 72 hours after receiving it. If not immediately processed into milk chocolate, the milk must be disposed. The process is a trade secret, but experts speculate that the milk is partially lipolyzed, producing butyric acid, and then the milk is pasteurized and stabilized. This process gives the product a particular taste, to which the US public has shown to have an affinity, to the point that other manufacturers now simply add butyric acid to their milk chocolates.[6]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butyric_acid
>Butyric acid is present in, and is the main distinctive smell of, human vomit.[8]
>>60362833
Those are shite, I tried some and it was like negative flavour.
>>60363926
And a billion indians shit in the streets.
Candy should taste more than just sugar (or even worse, corn syrup). It should be a treat for your taste buds. That's why we tolerate that it's more often than not really unhealthy for you. If it doesn't taste anything or the the taste is overwhelmed by the sweetness then that purpose is defeated and you might as well eat raw sugar or drink molasses. (Of course, subtle flavors can be used to great effect, but there are other, more palatable, ways of achieving it.)
>>60362733
>"chocolate" named after soap
Just accept the fact that yours is basically synthetic crap
>>60364529
I think Dove is their name for Galaxy. Just like how they call a Milkyway a "Three Musketeers" and they call a Mars bar a "Milkyway".
>>60363659
Can someone photoshop it to "Heresy"
>>60364663
No you call Milky way a "Mars bar" and a Thre Musketeers a "Milky way"
>>60364663
>I think Dove is their name for Galaxy. Just like how they call a Milkyway a "Three Musketeers" and they call a Mars bar a "Milkyway".
Why do Americans do this?
>>60364751
Apply suction to my testicles.
>>60363497
I've had your shitty cadburry, gabage. I visited the Ritter Sport factory, was bretty good. I visited Milka Land at Europa Park, delicious. But Ghiradhelli is the best chocolate ever and it's American (made with Italian help)
>>60364771
The same reason they call everything in their stupid names when they would have already had names for centuries, they are a special snowflake.
>>60364751
So the US are right and the entire rest of the world is wrong?
Also your naming doesn't even make any fucking sense. A bar that's all nougat cream is far milkier than a bar that's half caramel. What the hell does caramel have to do with the Milky Way?
>>60364831
>Is mad cause the American flag is next to English options instead of their century old relic
It's cause your slang is a shit brotendo, get some new lingo and you can name things bungo
>>60364673
No, but I can post this.
>Americans will never know the delight of having a Coffee Crisp or Eat-More Bar
>>60362576
Skittles are pretty great. I'm not sure whether we have tropical and berry flavoured skittles over here.
>>60364911
Why it is called Mars bar?
>>60364982
Did you guys ever have skittles bubble gum?
>The old glass of water on a Mars bar with the caption "water on Mars" wouldn't make sense to Americans
>>60364986
Because it was invented by a man called Forrest Mars.
>>60365040
I don't think so. But I'm not a big fan of bubble gum.
>>60365098
And he decided to name the bar Milky way
>>60365147
Also wrong. "Three Musketeers" was originally known as Milky Way even in the US, and Mars was known as Mars, and then in some utterly retarded horseshit marketing decision Mars was renamed Milky Way and Milky Way was renamed Three Musketeers in the US.
>>60364972
Brilliant
>>60365327
Yes. Google Wikipedia.
>>60365269
Kind of like how they used to use the correct names for things like biscuits but then randomly changed the names but they kept dog biscuits as a holdover of the correct usage.
>>60365269
The Mars bar was discontinued in the US because it was too similar to preexisting candy bars, more specifically the milky way bar. It's that simple.
Why are Americans allowed to use language when they fuck everything up so badly?
>>60365453
I googled wikipedia and all I got was the main page? What's your point franz ferdinand
>>60365521
It's funny because they even fuck up French too.
They call the main course an "entrée", which of course is the starter in French.
>>60365521
Don't fret, they'll all be speaking Spanish soon enough.
>>60365699
Very impressive
>>60365719
But, but... what about
>muh Trump
>>60362576
biggest fattest lie ever told
american candy is TRASH
>>60364529
wait i thought dove was just producing chocolate
by the way the dove chocolate is pretty shit
>>60362576
But i dont like candy, skittles are alright though.
>>60364911
>So the US are right and the entire rest of the world is wrong?
Now you're getting it.
>>60364408
i like my gin gins
>>60362576
The US has a ton of things that are delicious to snack on, when I found out why Canada does not have a lot of things they do I was disgusted.
We don't get a lot of American stuff because we actually care about what chemicals go into food, Americans just throw whatever into food and call it a day.
Let the free market figure out who dies before they are 40
>>60364663
Milky way and three musketeers are different
We don't have a Mars bar tho
Dove isn't the name for galaxy u daft cunt
>any mass produced candy
>good
