Late night edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3yAulC10qI
>>60361720
CCCP
second for england is an american colony
me and the gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464878870045.webm
>>60361733
stop spamming this imbecile
Asuka.
crayon pop
>crisps
>slags
lmao fuck off reddit
When a truly stupid 14 year old boy took (accidently) 3,000mcg. of LSD25 in Virginia in 1973, he was found crawling across the ground in front of a police officer's house. He was asked what he was doing and was he all right. His response was: "Pleck-Lee-Ek- Lee-Um!"
He stated later that he believed that he was a garden-slug dragging his internal organs out behind his body as he crawled.
This is a true story - not government hype. I knew the kid.
>>60361733
molyneux is little more than a cult leader
Watching QI, Bill Bailey looks old and cranky now
FUCKED UP BIG TIME, LADS!
>girl I see now and again for sex
>used to live in my town and would shag her all the time
>got kind of clingy even though it was just casual sex
>started talking about wanting kids when she finds the right guy
>she moved about 30 minutes away
>still see her now and again
>still goes on about wanting kids
>NEVER tells me to wear a johnny or pull out
>last week
>see her
>have a few drinks
>good sex
>forgot to pull out
>cum inside her
>her face lights up
Pretty sure she went into the toilet and stuck her legs in the air.
Bricking it.
*liberate france from nazi germany after fighting through the beaches, fields, and towns*
*it's a hologram*
damn it
>>60361762
that's odd
sauce?
*walks towards your house*
>>60361762
kinoco means muscles i'm guessing?
woh jew loh fink abaa' landan aksents den?
brit is a bit like a comedy panel show
its meant to be improvised and natural but most of the funny bits (good posts) are pre scripted (gimmicks)
it just depends on the charisma of the comedians (posters) making the jokes
fart!!!!! poo poo poooo
Of course I'd already eaten it you dozy bint
>>60361297
>his gf has had sex with other men
the gf
>>60361750
Mad to think how big the USSR was
Just look at the size of Kazakhstan or Ukraine, huge in their own right.
mum just posted this on facebook
>>>/gif/8677847
>>60361823
I don't have anything prepared for this
>>60361788
he always has
>>60361750
>>60361762
Cute af.
Off to maccys lads, dubs chooses my order (max value of £10)
>>60361846
>WOBBLY SAUSAGE!!
Dad sounds black desu
>>60361720
I do not know why conservatives like trump, ...because he is a liberal
>>60361762
Have this whole film downloaded, she fucks some skinny yank in the last scene
>>60361869
10 cheeseburgers
Is there a hairstyle that says "I take it up the arse" more than this one?
/pol/ actually thinks we're leaving the EU
>>60361869
3 filet of fish
>>60361880
i don't value the life of mexicans/south americans one bit, killing you would be like squashing a roach with my foot
>>60361869
double serving of super sized cashier cock in the toilets
finished the film
was quite good
gagging for a sequel (not really, but the ending implied there very much will be)
>brit is a bit like a comedy panel show
>its meant to be improvised and natural but most of the funny bits (good posts) are pre scripted (gimmicks)
>it just depends on the charisma of the comedians (posters) making the jokes
>fart!!!!! poo poo poooo
>>60361916
what film
>>60361885
>>60361869
15 teas
>>60361911
Foy
Some girl told me I'd look good in a wig yesterday.
>>60361837
USA looks tiny compared to Canada from that perspective
>>60361901
that's what happens when you spend too much time in an echo chamber
remember when they literally, unironically thought romney was going to win
>>60361869
apple pie
>>60361928
kill command
fresh of the 'ify
janny's gonna go apoplectic
>i don't value the life of mexicans/south americans one bit, killing you would be like squashing a roach with my foot
>>60361928
Cars 2
just started Predator 2
based film 2bh
>>60361911
what does that have to do with his post you imbecile
>>60361954
America is tiny compared to Canada
Most of Canada is uninhabited though
>>60361869
2 large big mac meals and 15 sachets of ketchup
really makes u think
>>60361982
the kinoist kino that ever kino'd
>>60361954
that's because canada is much larger
it's not some sort of optical illusion anon
>>60361993
>pissouri
>gay county
>>60361899
Very few people can pull off the man bun. What makes it worse is that the people that think they can, but can't are usually insufferable cunts.
There's a guy I know with it and whilst he's a nice guy he's ugly as fuck with a massive forehead and brow ridge and just looks like a twat.
>>60362014
that's not Thunderpants
>>60361869
6 double cheeseburgers
>>60362000
So close
>>60361964
kewl
>>60361961
I imagine a few suicides when it doesn't go their way.
>>60362005
*looks at Bernie Sanders supporters*
Ah yes, not decadent at all.
Why do all the memes come from /tv/ yet it's the worst board on 4chan?
spotted the spic
>>60361869
20 hash browns
me making it rain
Back around this time last year there were calls on /brit/ to recognise Poleaboo as honorary white
>>60362047
kino doesn't come close to Thunderpants. Whatever the next one is might cover it
>>60362069
strays carry the virus to other populations
WHICH ONE OF YALL BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?
>>60362065
>reddit flags
fuck off
>worshipping Joseph's wife's son and his nowhere to be seen father
why is this?
>>60362064
According to cultural marxists, bernie is like Hitler
>>60361954
well it's a mercator projection (aka shit)
>>60362124
me not under the line
just kidnapped the creator of extra flags
going to make him add loads of flags which are just rude words
>>60362124
because your mum is a fat, daft cow
>>60362145
this flag is a washed out version of this >>60362152 flag
Anyone else hate talking on the phone?
I'm pretty confident in myself, have no problem meeting new people and can easily hold conversation but I fucking hate talking on the phone. I would much rather meet with and speak to them in person
>>60362123
just say absent
>>60362097
gervihno forehead on the right
>>60361869
A soda and only a soda.
>>60362178
ummm nice try sweetie there's also a bird on it :)
>>60362184
<normie_song_begins_playing>
>>60362069
>ryry is now 18
fuck me
>>60362184
I find it an incredibly erotic experience desu
>>60361869
2 Big Macs, a large Sprite and an apple pie
which one are you?
>>60362201
>soda
FOY
>>60362184
no but i uncontrollably pace through my house. i cant be sitting down on the phone
good lads
People who whine about "normies" will never know just how painfully normal and boring they too are. You think having a fetish and playing video games makes you not a normie? You're a basic nobody slob like everyone else and you'd be chasing girls and going to bars to watch football like all the "chads" if you had the intelligence to figure out how to make yourself attractive.
Kendrick Lamar is the best rapper currently
you cannot dispute this fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UziocaSimyc
>>60362249
me on the bottom right
>>60362249
spaniard, and yes that is my real hair
get pissed off when girls don't message me back but when girls message me first I hardly ever message back
>>60362271
looks like someone doing a wee haha
reading a lot of the posts tonight - makes for a nice change
>>60361869
10 99p burgers
>>60362204
don't care
>>60362184
Yeah and I've made/received approx 5000 calls in my working life. I still get nervous as fuck.
If I have to book a dentist appointment or something I have to write out a script.
>People who whine about "normies" will never know just how painfully normal and boring they too are. You think having a fetish and playing video games makes you not a normie? You're a basic nobody slob like everyone else and you'd be chasing girls and going to bars to watch football like all the "chads" if you had the intelligence to figure out how to make yourself attractive.
need my willy tugged
>>60362271
I can't believe that /pol/ helped russians to airstrike durkas
has anyone else been on SSRIs and noticed it gives them really smelly farts
>People who whine about "normies" will never know just how painfully normal and boring they too are. You think having a fetish and playing video games makes you not a normie? You're a basic nobody slob like everyone else and you'd be chasing girls and going to bars to watch football like all the "chads" if you had the intelligence to figure out how to make yourself attractive.
>>60362341
*slices your willy off*
problem solved :^]
>>60362341
I have surpassed such base desires
girl from interpals hasn't been online in about a week
bit lonely haha she was pretty much my only friend
>>60361893
>>60361915
>>60361935
>>60361963
>>60362000
>>60362050
>>60362081
>>60362201
>>60362243
>>60362320
Oh dear. At the back of a relatively large drive thru queue now, you're got a few minutes or I'll choose my own
>>60362334
>write out a script.
might try this desu
>>60362383
FONT
>>60362370
>>60362338
>free (You)s
ahhh yes, very good
like lambs to the slaughter
>>60362359
they use shit FABs so it probably hit a tree anyway
their defence budget is like 10x less than americas so they only typically use guided weaponry on high value targets
>>60362333
also two boats and some arrows
>>60362393
one of the posts you quoted has dubs in it you melt
So the other day, I'm going down on my girlfriend and I say "geez you got a big pussy" "geez you got a big pussy"
And she says "why did you say that twice?"
And I tell her I didn't
>>60362393
tap water
>>60362425
what are they pointing at?
any comments on the Brexit vote happening right after the Euro 2016 tournament stage?
Watch out lads, that other Norfolk that's been posting is an imposter, took my identity the other day. Me own wife and kids thought he was me...
>>60362431
FONT
>>60362446
100% chance of Brexit
>>60362393
large coke and whatever you like hun :) x
>>60361869
A dick
>>60362249
none
feeling a bit pooey where my soul is
>>60362426
Trips don't count
if brexit happens then I'll post my card details
>>60362473
Qepd....
>>60362442
they represent the techstep culture here
If you don't remember Red Shoe Diaries then you're an underaged twat
>>60362249
>Greek
>Arab Sheik
>caucasian
lmao what the fuck
>>60362503
the latest 4chan update automatically censors shit like that now
>>60362431
I don't get it.
>>60362526
ok grandad
Now this may seem a little silly but does anyone remember words made up while heavily tripping where crazy wording swims throughout your train of thought? Posting this out of curiosity as to investigate the minds ability patterns to learn and accessorise words, syllables etc. under the influence of hallucinogens. I know this might seem like a dull experiment but its in the name of science. I'll start with words of my own and meanings. Please do the same.
"The All Tremongstanooloop" - whole of existence in an infinite chemical perspective.
"The octispintrinfinty vom tromeggademm is the cosequence of the way it was always is can be" - Same meaning as above but in a negative perspective.
Such thinking has permanently become a part of my thought process. Take care with hallucinogens especially acid, no matter how experienced you are. Taking mind altering substances will alter your mind longterm and if it goes too far, there can be no turning back
>>60361869
20 mcnuggies and a diet sprite
>>60362536
no it doesn't
>>60362536
give it a go then
i forgot to thank the lads earlier for my (you)s
so thanks
>>60362503
Mr Rasheed Al-Iqbal
>>60362504
Ay k no Emiliano pero eso es un brit, son pd
>>60362560
How's half term lad?
>>60361901
/pol/'s literally composed of retarded, angry dweebs who parrot the same shite to the point they convince them it's actual facts.
I'll vote the leave the EU, but not for the reasons those spackers are.
>>60362512
no, you turn haha
>>60362577
*buys a million pizzas*
>>6036172
This general is filled of gentlemens. So could you tell me how could i get pussy in a faster way plz??
Not had a Maccy D's or KFC in fucking AGES.
Going into town for some clothes tomorrow. Might get one. Always hate going in alone though...
If you don't remember Bernard's Watch then you're an underaged twat
R8 my new pup
>>60361869
>being this bad at getting dubs
Get 3 double cheeseburgers and 3 large fries
utterly failed A Levels
don't know what I'm going to do now
Not sure if this is someone trying to impersonate me or just a new flag
looking to lay some pipe
who is willing to accept it x
>2016
>Mcdonalds still doesn't do deliveries
Drinking in bed.
>>60362644
look at this fucking dog
>>60362626
McDonalds is the only thing around where I work. Go in when I'm waiting for the bus.
I literally don't care that some racist, Muslim boxer died. It's time we stopped worshiping sports figures.
>>60362596
QEPD....
>>60361733
holy shit that final minute
he's.....redpilled
Nothing prevents our denying life by suicide. well then, kill yourself, and you won't discuss. If life displeases you, kill yourself! You live, and cannot understand the meaning of life - then finish it, and do not fool about in life, saying and writing that you do not understand it. You have come into good company where people are contented and know what they are doing; if you find it dull and repulsive - go away!
>>60362644
Canny, what breed?
Just watched Gods of Egypt, mediocre film but it's made me aware that just in case those gods like Horus and Anubis, and the underworld exist, I should keep some valuables handy in case I suddenly die and need to exchange my way into the afterlife desu, I think I've done enough good deeds as well, or more like lack of bad deeds.
Got to be prepared am I right?
>>60362605
the worst part is, compared to the rest of the board, brit/pol/ is pretty normal
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reddit flags
>>60362655
retake them lad
did pretty bad my first time round as well but last time I got a couple of A*s
>>60361869
Fillet O'Fish, small Coke and two medium fries senpai
>>60362680
tupd
>>60362667
bit earlier for bed innit?
>>60362655
try, the forces
>>60361869
A plain mcflurry and small fries.
(there is more than one poster in this county)
>>60362683
he's been full shitlord for a while now
>called at mums earlier on way home from mates house
>her friend was there and had just been to the loo
>massive woman
>I'm 6ft and pretty build
>at least 2 inch taller and much heavier
>needed a piss
>mfw the bathroom literally stank like a dead Mexican
Was fucking gagging, lads. Couldn't look her in the eyes after that.
>>60362678
>the bus
I'd enjoy Mcdonalds more if I didn't get the shits every time I eat something from there
>>60361869
plain chicken sandwich and small fries
>>60362720
Que En Paz Descanse
>>60362729
Got no reason not to be in bed.
>>60362713
they stopped that
i think i'll just kill myself, what kind of person doesn't get into uni
>>60362692
It' really not though. It's as retarded.
>>60362691
I thought it was utter bollocks desu
how hard is it to get a job on a modest coastal fishing boat
maybe the maritime life is for me
>>60362655
hello child
>>60361869
A plain mcflurry, a sachet of ketchup and a coke.
>>60362755
I smoked weed once when I was a teenager, now I'm legally too blind t pass the driving test
>>60362754
don't remember
>>60362806
Literally a pirate
>>60362756
>>60362678
>>60362626
I was shocked when I discovered Europeans unironically ate at McDingles. They treat their McDicks like a 5 star restaurant. In America, we only unironically eat it. But in Europe, it's like a holiday's feast
>>60361901
>>60361961
>>60362059
>>60362605
>>60362692
you cucks will be first on the cross when Moly gets you.
>>60362746
Since when
Stephen Fry is a nonce
>>60362713
I remember retaking one of my chemistry exams at a-level and got the exact same mark, to the number
>>60362804
It was pretty shite I guess but I enjoyed it at least, I'm a sucker for adventure films though, travelling to new places and all that.
I've had tinder for a week and have had 2 (two) matches lads hahahahaha getting laid is so fucking easy with this app drowning in fanny atm
>>60362778
>>60362756
I get them within a few hours too. I'm not even sure how it goes through me so fast.
anyone wanna post a slag
>>60361869
How can no one have dubs yet
>>60362849
since i usually post at work now i'm posting from home
>>60362863
FONT
>>60362848
just saw this on leftypol
long distance relationship
yes or no?
>mfw Americans use British slang and words
>get tinder
>expect humiliation
>match with first girl I see
>ask her if she wants to meet up, get drunk and shag
>she says yes
>we do just that
>yet to match with anyone else
Beginner's Luck is real
>>60362886
>>60361869
they're noobs
>>60362249
i'm not on it
Think my tulpa has separated from my body lads
got a mind of my own
>>60361869
6 cheeseburgers, a mayo chicken and a Fanta.
>>60362830
>But in Europe, it's like a holiday's feast
No mate, I literally don't have a clue what you're talking about. We only eat it if we're drunk or if it's the only option on the motorway.
>>60362932
Sorry I'm taken
>>60362938
she was a plant so that you'd keep using tinder lad
don't fall for it
>>60362933
>>60362938
Pirate words are funny
>>60362933
but if we don't all we get is FOYs
>>60362932
hahaha is she moving back to switzerland
>>60362932
Sad as fuck
>>60362932
no :/
>>60362963
yeh taken up arse
>>60362977
>>60362932
Depends. If you've only just met or not long since met then no. If you've been together for a long time and they're going of to uni or something and you trust them, why not.
Don't think I could do it though.
>JFs are in this thread right now posting under british flags and there's no way to tell
Conservatives are the new anti-establishment; the Progressives are the new establishment
discuss
>>60362933
fuck off newcunt
Bye Neil!
>>60362932
I couldn't but fair play to you if you can
thiago silva
>>60363035
Where is he going?
GRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRrRRrrrrrrrrrrRRRRrRrRRRRrRrRrRrrrRrRrrRRRrrrrRRRRRR...
>>60362848
Who will put me there? It certainly won't be you /pol/tards. Cowardly fucking reclusive tits.
>>60362987
FOY
>>60363033
FOY
>>60363029
false by definition
>>60363026
literally me haha
leaving in a year though, calm your tits you paki
Why are pubs so fucking expensive now?
new gimmick: lol (laugh out loud)
>>60363019
>>60363037
yeh im hesitant to if im honest. and yeh, its a young relationship.
will probs just have to take it on the chin and move on.
oh well.
>>60361869
>>60362393
>24 replies
>still no dubs
How is that even possible? I lied about being in the drive thru queue but I am literally leaving now and am 5 mins away
>>60363083
>paid £4.70 for a pint in London
Money means nothing to these people
>>60362779
I worked and paid to take them privately mate
>>60362854
>tfw only got a B in chem
got screwed over by the practicals 2bh
>>60361720
How could i get pussy to fuck?????
