How do Italians react when they see a real pizza
That pizza looks ok
We all know the chinese invented pizza.
>>60359792
i wanna rub my d*ck on it
That actually looks really good. Most of the times American pizza looks pretty bad.
>>60359792
looks bland as fuck
still, it's not a complete abomination like those "chicago-style" or, God forbid, pineapple pizza
>>60359792
is that from new haven? new haven pizza is god tier but that one needs more toppings
>>60360527
Koreans actually
check the documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiLA6Bk_ivs
>>60359792
That is a shitty looking pizza. Real pizza can only be gotten in NY.
r8 my butiful pie
>>60361375
crust too thin
no tomato sauce
more like nachos than a pizza
2/10 would still eat tho
>>60359792
The best pizza in the world is Sao Paulo pizza
>>60359792
>>60361242
>Americans posting pizzas without red salami all over them
What is this, opposites day where Americans suddenly have good taste in food?
posting better pizza than Americans will likely ever taste. It's just takeout shit, but it's still above the typical American red salami/anchovies monstrosity.
>>60361375
>thin
>yellow cheese
yank garbage/10
>>60361375
is that chicken? who in the fuck puts chicken on a pizza?
ITT: post normal pizzas, not American shit
>>60361375
Shit/10
Looks fine, but no toppings at all?
If I want a cereal product together with tomato sauce and cheese I'd rather have Spaghetti Bolognese.
>>60359792
Mamma mía! Letsa move-a to Joirsey!
>>60361375
Homemaid as fuck.
Not a drop of Italian blood in you.
>>60361522
That looks horrifying. Not even good mozzarella, let alone the right liquid ratio.
>>60361812
nobody gets margherita except girls on a diet
>>60361844
>liquid ratio
ITT: things Americans make up to justify their style of pizza's lack of proper condiments such as mushrooms, olives, oregano, and non-greasy meat.
>>60359792
Mediocre shit
>>60361242
Garbage
>>60361375
Vomit
>>60361522
>>60361761
>>60362016
Actual pizza
neapolitan is besto
>>60362016
olives and mushrooms are both super standard toppings m8
my local place has both
>>60362198
this nigga knows
>>60362246
>steak on pizza
piica
>>60362276
That looks like shit t.b.h.
>>60362276
That looks terrible
>>60360897
Are you trying to shit on deep dish pizza, cuz its delicious you arab fuck
Frutti di mare is the best pizza tbqh.
>>60362364
>>60362384
plebeians get the FUCK out
>>60361522
>>60361761
>>60362016
these all look terrible
>>60362358
this looks pretty good however
I guess croats are the only slavs who can cook
>>60361859
Margherita is my only choice since ever, margherita is the real pizza
Not on diet btw
>>60362016
>>60361761
>>60361522
>eating dog food on dough
What the fuck is wrong with Europeens?
>>60359792
>>60362584
>Slovenian pizza representing the entirety of Yurope
>>60362568
if it's really good pizza I agree, if it's average I might as well get something else.
>>60359792
the way they've sliced that reeks of papa johns which is shit tier. I admit, NYC slices = GOAT pizza tho. I have no dog in this fight admittedly, but still.
NYC >>> everything
American pizza is stronger. They put way more garlic and oil and meat. However, I can never taste the tomato or dough. The best pizza I ever had was in American (Boston), but your average pizza will be better, though cheaper and smaller, here.
>>60362714
I love this meme, when I was in the US everyone kept talking about fucking NYC pizza, when I actually went there it was average as fuck, there's literally nothing special about it, it's like pizza you get in spain or france.
Deep dish is much much more interesting
What do Italians (in Italy) typically put on their pizza? Prosciutto? Salami?
Is pizza delivery much of a thing there? Any big chains like in North America?
What music do you listen to when eating Pizza?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOMqCtj54a0
>>60362810
It's the ratio of toppings:base that does it for me. Along with the crispy base. Admittedly their toppings are GMO-tier, but it just werks. If I wanted nice wood fired pizza, yes, Yurop would be better (2bh best I ever had was in France, not Italy, but I can get good stuff here in LDN too.)
BUUUT when most normies think pizza they think the hangover grade business. The Murkians EXCEL at that. Best slices in Brookyln, but even the cheapo dollar slices are great.
TL:DR it's not a meme son
>>60362714
New Haven > NYC > Everything >>>>>>>>> Chicago
>>60362810
This is true. Pizza in Toronto is way better than NYC. Heard alot about street dogs there too, tried them and almost threw up. Like a boiled hot dog. Everything about NYC is massively overrated
>>60361242
Anyone in NYC who could make a good pizza moved to Connecticut hence New Haven style.
t.Guy who lives in NYC
Also, Greeks stop coming here and opening pizza parlors that make the shittiest pizza. I have no idea why this is a thing but it is and it needs to stop.
>>60363038
New Haven is just an extension of NYC style though. Best ACTUAL dollar slice I had was in Philly, but let's call a spade a spade, it's NYC style..
Chicago is an abomination. But NYC is very different from a traditional pizza, and yet, even for us Yuropoors when we eat hangover food it's an approximation of the former not the latter..
>>60362937
my favorite is ricotta.
there's a lot of places that deliver pizza but they're mostly kebab places where the pizza is utter shit.
we have no big chains except spizzico, it's not really good, tastes like frozen pizza.
>>60362940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij2u7mL7YmA
>>60362951
nah it's just average
>>60362940
Comfy vaporwave like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRU_zS6zxG0
I don't care if it's real pizza, but stroganoff pizza is best pizza.
>>60360160
please, just leave
>>60361242
>>60361375
>>60362764
unleavened dough, not even pizza...
jesus christ why peoples you do that?
>>60361522
Why are there different topping sections and why is it in squares? Was it made for toddlers?
>>60362649
Not you guys, Finland actually likes pineapples on pizzas, so y'all are alright.
>>60362937
we don't put anything on it.
Those who put toppings on it are americanized young antifa trash and need to die, they're not real italians
>>60363142
Never tried Ricotta, usually I add Asiago but it's a bit strong and salty. I'll give it a shot next time
>>60363293
Retard
>>60362649
This is actually the style of pizza you'll find throughout mainland Europe. You and your chunks of deer meat on a barebones sough platter are the exception here, and much closer to the American idea. But you have the excuse of living in one of the worst climates in the world, whilst Americans just hate vegetables.
Posting not quite proper pizza for all those Americans who have an odd aversion to ham slices (Judaism? idk).
>>60363293
fuck off knobhead
>>60363138
I live in philly and find the pizza here largely mediocre
>>60363121
>Also, Greeks stop coming here and opening pizza parlors that make the shittiest pizza. I have no idea why this is a thing but it is and it needs to stop.
Well, here it is mostly Turks that run pizza delivery places. Kinda funny since we actually have enough Italians too. Pretty sure they must be kinda mad.
>>60363293
Prosciutto or Capicolo is God tier on a pizza m8, you're crazy.
>>60363316
t.americuck
stop sucking american cocks and protesting for gay rights, degenerate topping user faggot
>>60362016
>mushrooms, olives, oregano, and non-greasy meat.
All normal toppings except the oregano but that's usually dried and available in a shaker.
>>60363142
there's also fratelli la bufala chain
>>60363369
turks open a lot of pizza places here too, we're not mad at all, we just don't go there
>>60362937
>>60363350
the dollar slice place with the postit notes on the wall downtown pham. Chinatown ends.
>>60362951
>If I wanted nice wood fired pizza, yes, Yurop would be better
Try it in Connecticut that's pretty much all we generally do.
>>60363401
right, I've been there only once but I had focaccia
>>60362937
>What do Italians (in Italy) typically put on their pizza? Prosciutto? Salami?
Prosciutto, salamE, special kinds of mozzarella, saugages, onion, cheese, potatoes, olives etc. We put a lot of things on it, but we know how to mix these things and foreigners usually don't.
>>60363419
Well, here you really don't have a chance to avoid them. I come from a small city and the only 3-4 delivery services are run by T*rks.
Still every Italian restaurant is run by Italians. For some reason they only take over delivery.
>>60363369
>>60363419
We have the same issue with having plenty of muh heritage Italians and actual Italians. It's not like people dislike Greek food either. Perhaps they just want to make terrible food.
>>60363592
>potatoes
Bread with potatos?
Hell, that is literally Russia tier.
>>60362276
Napolitan fuckwit litteral retarded permavirgin Napoletan shithead cuck you ugly looking ballsack Napolitan retard piece of shit that pizza looks like ass muh Naple FUCK OFF SUBHUMAN
>>60363702
was about to comment on that, it's really unusual
>>60363552
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say with that style of pizza the ingredients make it.. and since you live in the land of the free(TM) where anything unpasteurised is illegal... I stand by my original point.
Still rate Murkian pizzas tho.
>>60363713
I'm not even from Naples and you're a colossal pleb
>>60361375
10/10 great
>>60363702
Unusual but it's a thing, anyway you know nothing kraut.
>>60363713
t.g*novese
>>60363728
i'm sorry but i have to argue with that my italian fella.
you will never find potato on pizza, that is focaccia
>>60363746
>and since you live in the land of the free(TM) where anything unpasteurised is illegal... I stand by my original point.
Ummmm you know in the U.S. especially in the Northeast corridor there is a huge non-GMO, hormone free, organic, no anti-biotic, locally farmed, etc. movement there are markets and restaurants that are all about it. However, the dollar slices probably aren't. I'm just saying a lot of pizza places do use legit ingredients.
<- Pizza Hawaii is actualy pretty tasty. Especialy the ones from Albert Heijn.
>>60363964
fuckin' potato on the pizza!!!
>>60364074
Salty pineapple is quite good.
But I'd rather see it barbecued and served with ham than on pizza.
>chewing thin well-baked crunchy crust
Best feeling in the world.
>>60363885
>>60363427
stop posting, it's late and i'm getting hungry
>>60364074
AH
booosh
Feed me broodj and kaas now you filthy swamp german. So much better than Tescos here.
>>60364057
Dunno if bait, but you're still a millennia behind us here in that regard m80. There's pizza and there's pizza. When it comes to the woodfired real deal, half the stuff we put on ours would be illegal there. When it comes to the hangover business, you win.
>>60361522
This honestly doesn't look half bad.
I'm ashamed at my fellow american's taste in pizza in this thread. Toppings aside, the Italian and American posters have shit tastes.
>>60364247
lol
>>60361375
I hope the person who made this isn't your waif.
>>60364232
I know you meant the opposite my friend
>>60364012
Nah I once ate a pizza with potatoes and carpaccio of swordfish in Rome. The taste was great
>>60364350
please, I want to lost a few kilos
>>60364350
Holy shit, this looks delicious
>>60364350
>eating pizza with fork
DELET THIS
>>60364350
what did he mean by this..?
>>60359792
We don't, we simply always eat real pizza.
>>60364074
I used to actually like pineapple on pizza till I had one covered in it when I was stoned and it made me sick
>>60364387
>>60364394
:^))
>>60364400
why not? I like using cutlery if I'm at home and relaxed
>>60364400
fork and knife, actualmente.
Oh, I see, you were roleplaying as an Arab. Good joke, friend, haha!
>>60364559
God damn they look so fucking delicious
I'm shutting down computer.
Bye
>>60364559
This one is real pizza
Step aside plebs
>>60364583
i don't even know why i waste my time questioning with you....
>>60365304
>being this much of a tryhard
shiggy diggy doo
>>60365304
>fold the slice
>gobbling up your food like a schoolboy on lunch break
You also put mayo on, amirite?
>>60365459
is a couple-of-minute paint job you jerk
>>60365540
>implying a single slice of pizza are this big
are slavs really this stupid?
>>60360635
Dude you're giving us a bad name
>>60365802
A slice is as big as you cut it. If brains were macaroni, yours would be pasta scuitta.
>>60365877
no, it's YOU who's giving youse a bad name
>>60365994
>pasta scuitta
yeah yeah, at least try google translator if italian is too much difficult for you...
>>60365994
He's probably the same faggot who wrote >>60363293, it's bait
>>60364559
You can get that in many places in nyc.
![20130707-258207-Marg-Body[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V35zRyL.jpg "20130707-258207-Marg-Body[1].jpg")
This is from my favorite LA place Sotto. NYCers hate our pizza, but I hate their burritos so that evens things out.
>>60366576
stfu fucking nigger
>>60359792
I don't know, do they even have REAL pizza? I don't think so.
NYC has the classic slice, but it can be creative too
This is a god-tier version, artichoke pizza. Think of all that you love about artichoke dip, but on a pizza.
>>60359792
put some pieces of tomato and basil leaves on that and its an italian pizza innit?
>>60366772
NYC is on another plane of existence in terms of food and variety
You guys have Mexicans
We have Mexicans, Ricans, Colombians, Dominicans so you faggots basically don't know shit about anything
Gastronomic backwater so I'd stfu if I was you
I like Chicago style
>>60360705
>>60360897
What's wrong with chicago style
fuck pizza.
>>60370946
No
Veal parmesan sandwich... fuck, you....
This is Japanese pizza 2016
>>60371151
god fucking damnit what is this retarded shit
>>60363121
Fake and gay. Long Island native here and the pizzas just as delicious now as they were 20 years ago. I'll still go out of my way to get pizza from 5 specific pizzerias.
>>60363228
>not liking based thin crust pizza
What the fuck is wrong with you? That requires a skilled chef to make properly. Not everywhere gets it right but when you find a good parlor, that's pure flavor with premium in-house mozzerella right out of the bath and the crust is slight but crispy.
God damnit I'm hungry now.
If you haven't eaten Nutella pizza you've never truly lived.
>>60369227
Kill yourself, LA is basically asian central, the japanese and thai food there has no equal.
>>60361761
>mushrooms on pizza
0/10
>>60362016
>olives and mushrooms on pizza
0/10
>>60362764
looks bretty tasty 8/10
>>60363220
No idea what this is 6.8/10 would try
>>60363322
Looks like vomit on orange bread 2/10
>>60363427
>>60363885
>>60364350
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore 10/10
>>60366772
This is just tomato sauce on bread with some leaves 0/10
Pic is Albanian pizza place near me thats 8/10
I'm sorry. Italy may have popularized pizza but we perfected it.
pic related #1
>>60371802
pic related #2
>>60362198
>Oops, I dropped leaves on it
>I'll just serve it anyway
>>60371802
pic related #3
>>60371802
pic related #4
>>60371802
pic related #5
>>60371896
The other ones were maybe 4 to 6/10 but that is straight up -5/10 gtfo of here with that weak shit
>>60371874
Also Grimaldi's based off this "New York Style" pizza bullshit with pictures of NYC in their restaurants and it's all fucking bullshit, that's why they don't have one single location anywhere in the Northeast YOU IGNORANT FUCK
>>60359792
That pizza looks like shit
>>60371931
>That pizza looks like shit
person preference of mine. I love it when the crust is basically burnt cheese.
>>60363713
holy shit i love italian spergout threads
>>60371961
calm your tits dude I don't care about regional locations of pizza in the US. I live in California so it all tastes good to me.
this should be the standard by which other pizzas are judged
>>60359792
>hi im italian american :DD
>yeah my great grandfather is from sicily vidi vici veni right bro :)))
>>60361375
Looks like a big, unfolded quesadilla.
>>60372186
looks like shit m8
why is it that no other country had the initiative and inventiveness to come up with this amazing idea...we truly are a blessed nation
>>60375040
Stuffed pizza is not an American invention.
It was already prepared in restaurants in Buenos Aires 70 years ago under the name of pizza rellena, and I bet it's even older than that.
>>60375085
so you're white AND you invented stuffed crust pizza, ok argentina
I wish I had some pizza
>>60375130
Dude, I never said any of those things.
>>60371802
>we
what's the name of your restaurant mate?
>>60371151
I had pizza at GOEMON before
It was nice. I wonder what
real italian Pizza is like.
Maybe not as cheesy.
>>60372228
Mur heritage
>>60361829
I like this
>>60372186
>a tree fell on my pizza
>>60364400
I always eat my pizza with a fork and knife.
I'm not a barbarian.
>>60376707
It's the best way to savor it.
