You've been convicted of a capitol crime and the punishment is exile. You have the choice of spending the rest of your days in one of these two shit holes. Where do you pick and why?
Florida
>>60351677
Well I already live here so Florida it is B)
Since I'm not retarded I'd choose Germany.
>>60351677
Florida
At least it's legal to defend yourself
In Germany. You're legally obligated to be robbed and raped before defending yourself
>>60351677
How is this even a question? South Florida is a tropical first world paradise. Germany is a cold sad shithole with possibly the ugliest language on earth.
Germany. I don't buy into the memes.
>>60351677
The one in Europe.
Florida, but very reluctantly. I'd probably never be able learn German and would be mocked for it.
Might as well just stay American.
Miami Florida so I can live that nocturnal lyfe, have guns, etc.
Still like Germany though
>>60355842
this
>>60351677
Florida. I will become Cuban-American and change my name to "Cristóbal". Although I have a Russian Hollywood bad guy type of surname so I don't know how that's going to play out
I've lived in florida and its preddy gud their, germany is also a nice place but if you don't already have a job set up for when you get there you are fucked and will get depressed from the shit weather
Germany, I don't want to drown in swamps and be eaten by Alligators.
>>60356112
It makes sense you'd pick germany since you're already a german.
>tfw live in florida
GET ME OUT OF HERE
Germany because I hate heat.
Also germans are probably better people to be autistic with.
>>60356299
Nothing wrong with humid heat, the humidity actually cools you down.
>>60356191
I know and well done, but I'm sorry, this only triggers people from Vienna. (I know about quarter of my countries population lives there and probably over half of the posters on here are from that one city so it's understandable you'd assume I'm one of them)
Keep it up and better luck next time.
>>60356499
that's literally the opposite of what it does
>>60356499
>(you)
>>60356499
I love humid heat
feels good
>>60356045
We got tons of Russians here north of Miami Beach, you can slip in with them
>>60351677
Before Germany's government started on a quest to transform the country into an Islamic State, I might have picked it. Now, however, Florida is the easy choice. I will never voluntarily live anywhere near a place where there are lots of Muslims.
Florida because I hate cold, wouldn't even need tu use a foreign language either
>>60351677
Florida
Already live there
Florida because I'm a native English speaker and hate Muslims.
>>60351677
Florida
